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Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 9:48pm On Feb 24
TRIBUTE TO THE MOON

You look so good tonight
Shining so bright
Your smile is contagious
How can I look away?

You make me feel so good
Deep inside
Your movement hypnotises
Why should I look away?

You stand out among others
they don't stand a chance
Your glow illuminates
Who can look away?

Some nights you don't show
Saddens my soul
The world goes black
Who can replace you?

I hear you talking to me
And I talk back
Your whispers are golden
Who can tell me otherwise?

I celebrate your arrival
Crescent or full
With plenty wine and food
Who can understand?

I talk about you everytime
Even to my friends
When I say you're the best
Who can believe me?

I appreciate you always
For all what you do
During these dark times
Who can rival you?

Sacrifices you make
To make the world better
Your appearance is consistent
Who can do the same?
Business / Re: Banks Induce Customers On Conversion Of Dollar Deposits To Naira by LhoOd: 4:29am On Feb 17
NuCypher:

Learn about USDT. What you are holding is toxic asset. Even the tether organisation doesn't have 1:1 assets to back USDT. You guys holding USDT are all going to burn one day. I said it.

you are depressed.. na hunger cause am sha
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 6:43pm On Feb 09
MY ONLY TRUE FRIEND

I feel the energy, I duly reciprocate.
In a second, watch me stay out of your face.
You love the ghosting? I put it on a plate.
Our memories are the first things I erase.

They're the first to message when it's beneficial.
I'm my only true friend, it's now official.
I see you can't eat out of the dishes you serve.
So I stay reclusive, keep you out of my picture.

I see the posts, I choose to ignore.
Used to be the clown, I could vividly recall.
Kept the fire burning longer than I should have done.
I go dark online 'cause you're fake and I'm bored.

If nobody loves you, you should love yourself.
And if you feel depressed, you should seek for help.
You have nothing to offer me, wish you all the best.
Above all, hope you have something to offer yourself.
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 6:37pm On Feb 09
Darkness!
is just the absence of light.
If you dont Shine,
What is the essence of life?

Sacrifices
To pass a greater message.
Martyred in the mind,
Truth never dies.

kings come and go.
Truth never dies
Read between the lines
Truth never hides.

Disregarded and left for dead.
mockery or jest,
Truth stands the test of time.

Above the hills, beneath the seas.
Truth and light; are 5 & 6.
Before we start, beyond the times.
People die, but truth stays alive.

Why do you say
You can't afford to tell the truth?
Truth wants no dime!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 9:52pm On Jan 27
Arostar2023:

is this thing live? It looks like computer game The way the players are moving..

na old match
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 9:50pm On Jan 27
olorundipe9090:

Not working

I dey use am like this like this
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 9:11pm On Jan 27
Mryacks:
Abeg who else finds Daniel Amokachi's commenting very annoying and discounted... undecided

His English is so so poor ehn grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 9:10pm On Jan 27
GOAL
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 9:06pm On Jan 27
iamademola:
Where can I stream watch this match please

android users. download score808
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by LhoOd: 8:37pm On Jan 27
ololo12:
This bastard coach wouldn’t play Iheanacho. I pray Nigeria gets knocked out. So the stupid mid coach can be fired.

look at the formation.. tell us where you think Kelechi fits
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by LhoOd: 8:22pm On Jan 27
Silentgroper:
It's saddening I swear .. if I hadn't seen it on the front page, I'd have taken it for some sort of rumour or expensive joke ..


Life without klopp is gonna be hard on all of us ..


But the situation on ground is, we can't go back to our horrendous days of being a midtable club . .. we need to sign someinevthstcis on par with klopp or better than him ..

I don't know about xabi but I'll take spalleti..

spaghetti ni .. De zerbi dey there, Alonso dey there ...
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 8:10pm On Jan 27
Dione007:
nigga talking about bringing an L to the hood/ but he about to keep end to end L's like LiverpooL

Newbies quoting me to be in the spotlight/
Dont be sad, every little thing is gonna be alright/
Rap Battles / Re: Lhood: The DEEP Freeze by LhoOd: 11:58pm On Dec 28, 2023
I pray my ethereal thoughts don't get dismissed.
And my piling material needs won't stop to slip.
If my body and soul are still in one piece,
I might make a stand based on my belief.

They have hopes and dreams, we have scopes and means.
Don't write us off yet, we're fuelled by dopamine.
365 days, isolated quarantine.
so I copied these ancient scrolls, verbatim.

I pray my life is not defined by nothingness.
How hard is it to lay hands on something else?
prosperity - a desired subsequence.
selective sensitivity makes me lose all common sense.

Paying deeply for my transgressions, I want refund.
Overindulgence in the ways of the world, I seek detox.
Treading the righteous path, but the shoes don't fit.
I celebrate myself , today, without remorse.




Happy birthday to me
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 11:41am On Dec 13, 2023
absoul:


Since last September it seems you no longer remember
How I dismembered your tenders
Came back for your family members
This aboki is a stark contrast to; "the north remembers"
You condemned, roaming the hood picking iron, man
You done caught ma interest like loan lenders
.
.
Even in yo wildest dreams I domesticate you
like Oppenheimer ma lyrical bombs annihilate you
No open rhymer you ain't cynical we do hate you
I set the  oven timer, it's a slow burn when I fade you
Fade you...
like a slideshow
Not the main event you'll always be a side show
.
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Now let's talk about yo sister and how she be a farm tool
Guzzling dickks in the club of any nigga on the barstool
Your cup runneth over? Negro please it's half full
You can laugh fool, till I open your spleen, gut you with this harpoon
scar you mentally, ink your brain with bad tattoos

I'm a one man army yet I slaughter all your platoon
most of your rhymes are bitten cause you feral like a raccoon
Uglier than a baboon...
Ka-booom! Is the sound before you hit the lagoon
Watch out for Part two...
.
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you took 5 weeks to come up with this weak flow?
With all disrespect you wack bro
If you had the flu you could never spit a sick flow
Translator needed cause hood can only talk jive
I Murder pussies like you 9 rounds for 9 lives!



High time I sat you down for lessons, gullible child/
I admire your ignorance, that's something to like/
Seen all these angry kids coming over multiple times/
I know your kind, always forming stubborn online /

How i made over 2 milli, since last September/
Straight outta the hood, but you're a black transgender /
I dare you, show me your number. You're a bad defender/
No light in your scene, you got nothing to render/

On MT5, they Seeing me, busy digging for gold/
I saw your reply, it has no value- I put it on hold/
Caught your attention? so why you here catching feelings/
If you must know, we all think you such a dumb hoe, Marilyn Monroe!/

I'm a Christian, I go brutal when I win a soul/
hands down. I can do this with a blind fold/
hell, I'm actually doing this with a blindfold/
I kill this wannabee in quick time, it's a stranglehold/

You're a broke kid, you can't afford to mess up/
I render the soul to defeat, and that's just a heads up/
I'm hot like burning fries, you obviously can't ketchup/
My rhymes are authentic while yours are undeveloped/
I put out landmines, you got trapped in my setup/
Step out of line, you get wiped out in a second //

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 9:53am On Nov 23, 2023
absoul:


I take a crowbar to the hood and disfigure this mummy
Reshape your body to a  'L' you my ventriloquist dummy
Convert Lhood to a Melancholic from a choleric- funny
You only outspoken to yourself, you a soliloquist... {humming}
.
.
You talk about a defibrillator but it's a shock you ain't clear
You ain't Hood, you more like an alleyway in here
So it's fitting when my Sigsauer leaves two exits in your rear
I can't call you a new cat, yet you not an OG here
You from the abstract dimension; you neither here nor there!
.
.
Nothing original? So be it...I'm the expensive woke remake
Fucking up your childhood memories, Ip's you gotta love to hate
I stay committed to the niche of self-reflective witty takes
you still a basic PH hood nigga, so I get your distaste
.
.
Maybe I'm in my feelings some...
you did eulogize your diss some,

So I'm a let off on the whip
Hang this L on "hood" like a sign on a "learner's" whip

If you flow for rank,boy, I might just have to score you one/
But you don't, so i eradicate your community like Gowon/
you're a minority, your irrelevance is second to none/
I bring the nukes to your doorstep, watch your family catch fire in turn//

it's okay, it's okay. Dictictionary will help you improve/
But you're a pussy in the game, who you trying to fool/
See I am Hood, banged your sister in a public toilet/
Right after she done dropping you in school!//

I shook screwdriver in your solar plexus, I'm absolutely devastating/
catch you unaware while your pant is down, wanking, wanking/
Then I severe your dicko from your balls, call it partial differentiation/
But first, let me assist your momma, give her anal penetration//

This right here is an unpremeditated letter to soul/
this noonan syndrome grudges will never let you to grow/
And big grammars that you look up will never assist your flows/
Seek validation from nobody, my advice to soul!//

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 8:27am On Nov 23, 2023
Brooce:



Big liar!
the cig light ya wig or I let the fifth fire

you past your prime, you really should spell retire/
I bring L to your hood, my last name; infernal/
Technology Market / Re: How To Operate An Ox Industrial Fan by LhoOd: 7:53am On Nov 23, 2023
uboma:
Sorry abt ur predicament but its not a big problem. The OX fan is a good and durable fan. There is an iron just below the engine of the fan which is screwed to a hole. Nxt to this hole is another hole. Loosen it and screw it back into the 2nd hole.
Cheers

hello boss.. me I don't understand o... I no see any hole.. help!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2023
mikuz:


Please Dj5naira . . A nobody can not revive this place.

savagery

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Advice Needed House by LhoOd: 2:16am On Aug 27, 2023
DonEwexco:


That's true but I'm not ready to buy another one now.
Just to get a remedy for the moment

not ready? or don't have the money undecided
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Advice Needed House by LhoOd: 8:21pm On Aug 25, 2023
DonEwexco:
Greetings to the Creative people on this forum.
Please I've an issue bedeviling me that I wish to ask the house for suggestions and solution.
I'm a video Editor and have knowledge of Animation (3D) but my PC doesn't run the software I downloaded because my PC doesn't have graphics card.
Please my people...can I add graphic card on my PC? If yes suggest an affordable product that can give me what I want.

you need to buy a compatible pc...that's what will help you in the long run...
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by LhoOd: 4:15pm On Aug 25, 2023
absoul:

I fell off but never lost ma touch
I just changed screen guard
Balling with an attitude, middle finger is how I point guards
Like, "Bleep tha Authority!"
No basketball I'm technical, a renegade
Anger issues, daddy issues, making capital like DC's latest issue


you done ever see real killer,? ain't talking Quaker Oats
I killed so many rappers, this my confession notes
This is flow for rank, spill yo guts and drop a quote
we've seen destroyers, gleaming yatchs, and also paper boats
Coat of arms on ma sleeves, you don't want ma arm in coats
Painting the city red but the paint doesn't coat

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Emotion over emulsion..


Your flows give me deja vu fevers
Cause your lines, we know like palm readers
Switch up like Benson
But pay this Ruger mortgage
Soul a New yam no tuber shortage - jeez
Just ate a full ham now craving cottage - cheese

[ You? a real killer? dude, all your lines are in italics!/
please, enough of all these gimmics/
your sexy lines are nothing but mere rhetorics]

you're a cute lyricist. Nothing close to herbert/
talking about DC, I see you're also comical ah ah/
like 4 pages of T&C, you have nothing solid to offer]

Your 'arm in coats' line is crap,yet that's the only thing that suits you/
when I'm done,a defibrillator won't help you pull through/
seen your type many times over here, it's nothing new/
nothing original, like you can't afford HBO or Hulu]

I take up your soul and empty it like a loot/
then go for the yam and poison it from the root/
you spend time trying to make your wack lines beautiful/
I was surprised you didn't make some of your funny bars blue]]

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by LhoOd: 3:16pm On Aug 25, 2023
Streett:



Spit fire !!! 🔥

2 lines is too much for this dikk.rider]
Dj dey chill, he say he dey spit fire]
Business / Re: What They Didn't Tell Us About Entrepreneurship by LhoOd: 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2021
OGWILLS123:
Woo ! shocked am so motivated. Thanks a lot sir, seems i will give this forex a try tongue but for now let me look for side hustling first, can't put all my egg in one basket cool

really now
Travel / Re: 7 Passengers Injured In Ghastly Motor Accident On Third Mainland Bridge (Pix) by LhoOd: 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2021
kuntash:


you never see or hear person wey motor go hit for house kill am ?

just continue to seek for God's grace and mercies. thats all

some people work is to ply those highways daily !
swears! seen a car once trying to reverse.. but alas!! the car jumped gutter!.. that's so crazyyy
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Delays Privacy Changes After Backlash by LhoOd: 1:05am On Jan 17, 2021
PatAnselm:


Wetin dey this signal sef? Make e no be say una dey overhype am oh
it's like the same with whatsapp, without the story feature (though I heard story sharing, amongst other features will be added in the next update)
signal is cool

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Family / Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by LhoOd: 12:15pm On Jan 11, 2021
mithras:


What if that person is two years older than you and has certain attitudes like being controlling, emotionally manipulative and somewhat entitled to your money?
nice view.. in nigeria, we see it customarily normal for the husband to be like 4,5 years older than the wife..
what if the husband is the 'mancho' type, the dominating type
Family / Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by LhoOd: 12:13pm On Jan 11, 2021
chival:

Incidentally, you see that thing we call romantic love? That "butterflies in the stomach, crazy about you" love? That is the one that unfortunately leads to divorce. It usually comes with crazy and extreme emotions that usually cause problems. Another kind of love - the kind our elderly ones have, is not as sensational as passionte love, but is calmer and more accepting. That's why we see them staying married for 30, 40, 50 years and even longer.

more like; the brighter the love, the quicker it fades

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Family / Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by LhoOd: 12:11pm On Jan 11, 2021
Nenyezz:
I don't know about you, but I love my husband/best friend, and he does too. My marriage will last and we will grow old together.
story

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Family / Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by LhoOd: 12:06pm On Jan 11, 2021
lexy2014:


D fact that ur friend got divorced doesn't automatically mean that marriage has "continually become less important by the day". Your friends marriage didn't work, others are working. It's like saying because some people failed waec, education has become less important
hasnt education become less important?
Celebrities / Re: American Celebrities React To Trump’s Twitter Ban (Pictures) by LhoOd: 1:39pm On Jan 10, 2021
Activist001:
Today it is Trump, tommorow it may be you. Big tech have now become the regulators of the free world and freedom of speech.

They can now essentially tell you what you can and cannot think - anything away from the mainstream liberal belief system and feminist ideology is now termed "hate speech" and "dangerous to our democracy" just like Buhari does here in Nigeria.

If you support Twitter on this, you're a fool. Their stocks are plummeting after the ban anyways so we'll see how it goes for them.

Trump made Twitter what it is today and this is payback? Who knew Twitter before Trump ran for office in 2016 and used it as his official communication channel since he didn't trust the news?

Another platform will surely rise up and Twitter will regret this decision! You cannot suppress the views of more than half of the USA and the world at large and win. It's not possible.

that's why I'm urging everyone to join parler. at Parler, there is freedom of speech. everything is allowed.. join parler now and say whatever you want.
Parler is a direct upgrade on Twitter where people are now running away from due to their strict rules and policies.. in the next 5 years, I'll see if twitter will exist.
Celebrities / Re: Lucy Celebrates As Nengi Gifts Her Cash In Six Digits To Support Her Business by LhoOd: 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2021
merci01:
100,000 na six digits o It can also be 900000 or 500000
and your million dollar point is?
Celebrities / Re: Lucy Celebrates As Nengi Gifts Her Cash In Six Digits To Support Her Business by LhoOd: 9:06pm On Jan 07, 2021
Etinosa1234:
I'm confused ... Nor be Lucy and nengi graduate from the same bbn set

Why one don go broke 6 months after the show
dumb thoughts

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