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Lame niqqa wit lame linez / life never gave me lemon, aswear I got mine from slaked lime / so if these foolz think they can hate I /no diss ..know dis ...i crush bonez for lunch like err'hour is mah break time

Okayy....dis fo' fun even when m tryna slay guyz /yawl glad when you hear Lhood 'dies',buh dah shiit impossible like a niqqa just rolled an 8-5/

'noff of all dis shiiit...when the pun has been used by 2-3 guyz(in various context tho') ..then its turned into a general thinq...anyone can use itt.

Illmayor:
Am so wealthy unrated that I pay gates bill(s)

2/10

Where dem verses na

gottoboy:
You mean to say itss thee course subject you study inn S̤̥̈̊к̣̣̥Ợ̥Ợ̥l̶̲̥̅̊?

u spoke mah mind

Bars:
Nw I see..dat ur a big fool...evn a wack barboo

Sayin biten..lol d diss pain ya ??

Btwn if u dnt bring link 2 d biten line..
U shall die young lyk dagrin

Bastard Cupcakes

lol..dats deep

Dklef:


Stupidity. . . .is Allowed. ....

in M.I's voice

gottoboy:
http://www.beautyofnewyork.com/shopping/6O7L060811KQ1222.htm

unecessarily dumb

Darkrebel:
hahahahahah

we should start betting and staking now..

both battlers would send a stipulated amount of cash to a trusted and credible member with their bank details/ account number bla bla and whoever wins the brawl takes all ...
coogar ..how do you see this?

we can start with 5k ...
but 10 doppe judges would be appointed for the brawls to avoid cheating, dickriding and favoritism.

that would spice up this ish.. we could do it once in a while ..

Am ready to stake 5k for starters against teddybiyasi ..


we could also do it for tourneys.
all participants could be asked to pay 2k for e.g
and the winner of the tourney and first runner up would be rewarded with cash .

the tourney sounds like a plan ....some guyz will flee tho...dat will let us know hu is sure of himseff....

#YNWA

Gay_àss fo' me

CaptainGeneral1:
You got a night Biz, you a deal fagg//
Son of many fathers, I might even be your real Dad

i dont get ..a sergeant forminq general..isnt it ironic / ...a pioneer wit' barz plus the pedigree speakz for me...isnt me iconic

barz farther outta reach than dis pussyy's popz..buh we cool,cos dis bytch's myopic!

Lookz like Joe scripted hurriedly...didnt look like it for me.

CaptainGeneral1:
Please scroll up and check my posts. I didnt demand for a battle. I was actually making fun with my word play when a clown told me we are here to battle. Ok, sorry guys. Lhood got me mad. #i_fear_no_one. Jst an apology

oya sorry...go FFR go drop ..no vex

Dotwillis1:
dhiz aint a thread for battle

leave the bytch alone...she'z a bytch

CaptainGeneral1:
Somehow for you guys, you want to rap or you want to abuse??

A Fool that could massacre ur entire family plus ur buddies. If u aint here for battle then shut tha Bleep up

yhu a bird brain bytch....nd dafuq is 'bleep' ? ..lol...learner..

Oh..are you now in schl?.....#fùcktard

CaptainGeneral1:
Infact you should be taught a lesson//
As I wreck your career to truncate your life span just to show lessen//
Funny how you bastards don't learn from your history these days//
Your pregnancy was unwanted, you a living mistake

wooow...you are so d0pe.....m shiverinq....

*******FooL!!!

Errr...2linez is too mush for 'ol o' dis neqroez / m the real shhit..tho ion know wat 'loo is' ...so hu the ffuckz Figo

CaptainGeneral1:
Let's get it started. Diss word plays.



Like a pornn-star in the grave yard, your lines are f*cking dead.

guy sharrap dia...ya elders are busy going at each otha...yhu dey form wordplay....

mikuz:
Teddybiyasi's diction is hilarious.

if I hear her speak, laugh fit make me fall from chair.

Loolz

Jhena:
nufin desperate, d written was all rhymes wit lil or no pun/meta4, i only made it luk ruff, and dats what rap is made of anyway. altho' av got beta nd louda puns buh was d use fillin it in diz place!? D whole idea of textceein is a bit wack and its only aimless peeps dat wud line up 4 shii..buh, y pree!? Am betta off writin on d poets thread dan here!

then u shuld go there bytch...

In otha newz..am high ryt now,Lord Pls grant me a safe landinq.

Dotwillis1:
Ah wil use yhu as a steppin stone nd Cross yhu over lik a River in Calabar

nd lik a state in nigeria, wit moi Bar<s>.. u gon Yell.. Sir!

hun..for real??

Ksslib:
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Pffft..

Me! rap with passion?/ ion take it serious sef.. now grab the facts son/..most times, I just notice stuff, then drag a caption/come here and land a fraction/
but when i mean shiit and bring jabs to action/
even ur gf whos 'wife material' ll be 'tailored' to death if she steps 'a yard' close to bars I fashion/!
Iam da No 1 citizen in this rap forest....G.bush is the name/ .. steadily confusing the place/
While U busy fooling with plays/ lagging behind, always loosing the pace/ i ahead like motorbikes in a presidental convoy cruising the waves/
Chief judge, iam ruling the game/ but this dude is insane/
I ll be sending ma goons in hes way/till they bruising his face/... hang him on a cliffs edge..then like helping cripples..they be pushing the lame/!
Hon patrick, you just speak big English... no punchlines/
stupiiid movie references with no though rhymes/
ab0ki nigs give ur bars 'no-no' like 'fura'.. so ffuck your yoghurt lines/
These bars choke him like a k-legged biiitchs v@gi.na .. the d0pe words tight/!
These bars cut across like igbos never bound to a region/skills so unreal like whats found in a vision/
but Catholics ll agree rebel is only praying the rosary if we ever find the clown in a legion/
Iam the evil abound in a demon/
always soaked in glads blood like bandages drowned in a lesion/
that veteran, gaming call of duty at beginner... watch me level ur town in a mission/!
See,if yall notice, ion script strict these days.. I just flirt with naughty jabs/
cos iam tired of being the bully with hurting bars/...crushing lads/
coulda saved him the torture of my ungodly plans/ but aromo aint no worthy lad/
I ll set the denerele nigga's @ss on fire like its Nasa HQ.. where iam lunching f@gs/
No.. i ll give his ma 'black eye' cos she a rotten hag/
drop ogogoro in her purse .. her fam call her my 'punch in bag'/!
Born and bred in a volcano... aint no lies I spew/
A larva spitting alien.. I defile ya crew/
Rebel wouldn't survive in the climes I grew/
Schooled Davinci with designs I drew/
but now its pay time bittch.. ya crimes are due/
You an oyinbo wannabe like xtians claiming christ na jew/
Tell this bittch iam a god to his slave masters..I leave blood on whites.... 'rice and stew'/!
He aint packing grass but the G keeps raking/
tha he left a legacy...hes lips be saying/but like forced orgasms.. we know the biitch is faking/
Aromo's like 'abandoned beer bottles in beer factories'... he ll never be a Legend in the making/!

ResPeCt!!

Name deadly,nick ferocious/busy rakinq guts all saturday eveninq, wake up the next morninq,den go church/know I slay men wit God's backinq nd all diz dawqz barkinq be muted..they on stand still like shyt be on menopause/

Nd all dis glad's blood is wat am cravinq for/crush em bonez into powder,giv mah girl when she makinq up/ mah stance get dis dude's scared..uon wanna face me..aswear..am Like Buhari in '84/

the way mah barz arranged strange to all o' of dis niqqaz .they be like you aint from around here/ion need no rankinq to know how good I be,i just flow for fun,go check me up on RGA/

does dah rhyme,does it not...dah your fu*kinq pro'lem to deal wif/is dis a drivinq school?...the way niqqaz dickkridinq I see dat here err'tym nd I think dats somn we shuld deal wif/

Torn between gettinq your flesh torn first nd rippinq the flesh apart for fun first..anyway, I shuld pro'ly carry on / get dis pussiess convulse,nd if i ever hear d0pe again from yall then yO prob'ly on dah false-druq..am a vulture in dis shiiit,makinq yall carrion/

got outta church early cos i was there just cos of the preachinq/ hurried in here to 'address' some issues like letter is wat am scriptinq/ nd if a fool still dey 'make' mouth,he must be a potter cos he will find his goal difficult when am leadinq/


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Gladyys:
Mind over matter!!

Jesus walked upon d sea/you see,i first of all belived/n practically wen I walked upon 'dis he'/his famz were all berieved!!

My thought is weird/even my mind n body is scared/to me instead of tea n bread,blood 4 drink n flesh 4 meal is prefered/i tink only of how to straighten life cycles,cut corners n angles till its in despair!!!

I pierce n suck your brains out/bite n chew ur flesh,make sure your blood drains out/m a pest to ur family tree,eatin deep till your generation is rooted out/any survivors?dey'l bcum fools n touts....

Dis crippled dogs cnt do shit/n I mak em go dumb..if d bytch acts julius,I'l cease her quick/beat her bad,take an eye out 4 my illuminati feast/den send her awt as a begger in northern streets!!!

I tame wild cats/wit hard punches n mild slaps/m d judge of d jungle,I give verdict through my gats/my uzis speak 4 demselves,urs aim at u if u try dat/if ideas were weapon,mine'l become nukes,a divine fact!!!

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!I need tutoring.

your Uzis??

Half-god ..half-mortal .mah presence makinq you fumble wit wordz buh itz cool...ama get your ''star-mar'' / am half-god,half-mortal ..like dis 'cologne' aint from around here..am Jah-man

Dis is no-diss,sure ur flowz-weak,..am a stoner,so I just happily blow-tree whyl I blow-dis 'carter' out like ah need to get mah nose-freed / i send chillz to dis hoez-skin ..nd when am done wit sam..he will never stand again....somn like the bloke's-dickkk.

WARRIBLOOD:
dude the Guy is jealous of you, that's why he asked to brawl you instantly.

I was here before darkrebel joined NL,HE used to drop long verses on ffr nobody gives him LIKES or even quote is verse talk less calling is name.

The Guy was so angry that he decides not to drop long verses again until
Some dude like elymax9 limeprick and I encourage him to keep it up Cus back Then we were still newbies like him..

So you phaseone is the one who needs to take a chill And pee on your newly formed haterz Cus of ya instantly popularity (I might even be one of dem too as from next week eye swear )

Darkrebej is jealous That's the fact and everybody's knows that for you getting applauds from vets on your first appearance ain't easy Bro



Sneeze.....

limeprick?

In other news...happy Sunday

INN!! ...like ah needed somewhere to crash-for-the-night / teamStoner,givinq my grass a french kiss nd a big thankz-for-the-flight/

pardon me,cos its obvious mah bar'z-rude/once filled a basket wit water aswear aint no normal glad,fool/.

ultrasonic warfare at its peak,the 'MP5' shuld get you listeninq/so lets cut-the-bull,any kid in here forminq d0pe ama pop-the-fool wit bullets 'pluqqed' in his brain to get him listeninq/.

Aint no friend,I got dah siege-mentality/we aint cool,dont call me blood,well if I aint no blood then am prob'ly in the crip-fraternity/.

Yhur warfront is mah playground,be advised I kill-for-fun/ can only relax when am done split-ur-jaw , rip-ur-c0ck or since only pussiess in here,rip-ur-cuntt/.
Calm yur tit$..mah horribly designed linez makinq you quiver wit fear..feelinq jittery/since I only see 'posts' from kidz in here like children's delivery/so to yawl 'happy' fools claiminq glad,its time to get stripped..ama un-glad you..literally/

to call out names is timewastinq,I'd rather gulp mah slow,roll mah crack-join/dis better be an hobby for you cos the only way u can 'XL' in dis is when you get dah nokia android/..

Cooqar forminq d0pe,dark claiminq vet/ mikuz prep'inq mac,nat aiminq yet/ Bruce follow join,Giyazz trailinq em/ FYh,thunderstorm,Lime nd Ema..dis niqquhz checkinq on themselves like 'em qladz playinq chess/

f*ckk ur totz

like ah got issues wit FRSC..no dickkRidinq now / I think I deserve an acknowledgement cos am way better than some of these dickkridinq clownz/

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Dats oxymoron dude,you nat diff't from ol-dis-morons forminq druqz-nd-shiiit / so m nat really dissinq when I say you nuffinq.i mean yawl-aint-shiiit

Omo...guyz don change topic....err'one forminq dope...