₦airaland Forum

fuckerstard:
All these bloggers sef, make he no chill with him pikin again abi?

i want my own son too. Ma go fvck my landlord daugther abeg

Olamide? He is badoo na. Pls add badoo to his name

Sebastine1994:
The calibre of people we call lecturers are just idiots. I have said it several times that going to school does not mean educated. Imagine. I saw my lecturer back in the days visiting a Mallam.

u sef go mallam house ba? And ur lecturer come jam u there

I go chop that food for that plate and nothing go happen......but seun doesnt believe in things like this. Which makes me wonder the kind of atheist he is.

Caustics:
liability u don turn to man?

covers my bwrests with wrapper.......runs outta thread........no fall my hand here oooo

Caustics:
each of those items represent charms for different purposes. some are to the benefit the person that placed them there while the rest are to tie down his colleagues. I wont go into details sha. This is not a new thing. the ram was supposed to be drowned to activate the charms but it somehow escaped. the person that allowed it to run will die in a week.

but seun osewa doesnt believe things like this exist

Clears throat

I know u r already wet inside ur toto like this.

bbbabes:
I can't laff jere

Raiders:
is he going to use his small penis to scatter her t0t0 and reset her brain

if small fingering of a woman's toto can make her scream. Get orgasm and cum as many times as posssible then akis small preek(as u pointed out) can do more damage to any woman toto as long her can last long and stimulate her.

Let him fvck ur toto first before u go know say he be man

goodmorning40:
I may never be able to think of those boys as men

Paw paw nice one. Fvck her well well. Scatter her toto to nonsense make her brain reset.

Ur behaviour is quite different from a born again christian. Insulting ur mother inlaw. Maybe u r a born again lucifer agent

Still on it.

This thread should not be seen as a means of begging for funds but to let the owner of nairaland to know that now is the right time for him to show support for the sporting section of this forum and see reason why he needs to sponsor this season's FPL.


From my knowledge about nairaland, the fantasy league is as old as nairaland itself as far back as 2007 or there about and yet we dont have any support from the owner of this forum.

The just concluded season of fpl is infact the biggest ever in terms of participation and follow up, we have close to 500 members competing for a common price.

The numbers will definitely increase this season. Which is a more reason why seun must show his support to us as a way of appreciating the sporting section.

Reasons why we want sponsorshop;

1. Fpl is a long term game that involves time, money, thinking, strategies etc. Unlike other programs sponsor by seun like mr nairaland and miss nairaland that bare last up to 2 months, fpl is a long term seasonal game that stretch close to 10 months almost a year.

2. Fpl encompasses sport lovers from different phase of life and people of different race. For instance some of our compatriots are base in uk, america, asia etc. It is a game that bonds us together therby creating a unity factor among us.

3. Like i said earlier, we are not begging for funds but to get seun involve in suporting the fpl for the first time in the history of nairaland. Participants here are workers, students, corpers both married and singles with a means of livelihood but sponsoring fpl will actually show you really appreciate us here in the sporting section. Just like other programs that have reward packages for its winners fpl too deserve such treatment and as such seun involvement will be something we will greatly appreciate.

Fpl is just a month away before kick off, alas, creation and selection of teams begin in a week or 2 weeks time.

Sir, oluwaseun osewa, we hope our request is granted, your benevolence! With sumptous reward for each categories broken down as you may wish.

Thank you so much as we anticipate your support this season.


Yours faithfully

liability

manager

vag-inal penetrator.

I go like to fvck kiki osinbajo. Her toto go make sense walahi.

OgaBuhari:
oboy magun is real oooo abi you wan die?

By the way
Are you the same person as Keypad1?

yes boss i am keypad1. Those yeye people ban me for no just reason.

OgaBuhari:
Liability and Keypad1 if na you dey the OP shoes, how you for do?

to op dey dull na. I go so much fvck the woman toto, atleast 8 times in a day na im i go dey fvck her toto for her.

Look at what muslims is doing. To many atrocities committed with this hijab stuff.

They even fvck inside this same hijab.


Spits!

discman2k2:
Kai! how do i describe what u excited in me?!
U B VERY BAAAAAAAAD BOI!

nice skilz

hahahaha....am loyal......if u have extra skills please share it with me.

IkpuMmadu:
Riped G spot


Thanks for thecrash course

all g spot are ripe whether it is a 17 yr or 60yr. Once u can be able to place ur hands and scrub the g spot well....u r good to go.

ashewoboy:
you look fvckable at your dp. you already know the style i wanna give you. you gat me thinking about doing naughty things with you. even with your body well covered, you look sexy.

my guy how far....that girl sweet to fvck to be honest

odrims:
dude shhhhhhhh haba...she's just 17...I repeat she's just 17 ☺☺

she is 20. Even if u say 17 she has already started aceepting preek into her va.ginal. So age does nt come in here abeg

JerryTemi:
I thank God is an open forum where this topic is being discusses and we ladies are learning. You don't promise a lady marriage and expect her to say thank you when you dumb her. Do you guys no how it feels?please ask any of your sisters that have there. I have been there so I no how it feels. Na that pain make me wise now. Some months back I started dating one guy like that,anytime he calls me he will be asking of my flat mate to the extent when I was going to see him,he did the same thing then we had little issue and reconciled but what he said during that time shocked me "he said if we quarrel again consider it over uhmm my friends I ended the call and ended the relationship because anytime you throw caution to the winds the out come is always disheartened so ladies let's wise up. If you are a guy you want sex say it instead of using LOVE to deceive us if I wan give I go if I no want fine.wise up ladies .

pen...is has more value than va...ginal. Take note

She is 20 oga

GeneralOjukwu:
Just stating the facts, man. She's j

vanbonattel:
Which Kwara youths, the Fulanis or the yorubas?

good God! My brother this was exactly what was on my mind. I wanted to ask this same question but i saw that it had entered second so i stop and decided to read not knowing u have already done it here for me. Tank u

JORDAN202:
I WANT TO MARRY HER AS MY 4TH WIFE !

greedy man.....give me one of ur wife abeg

She looks like olajumoke ugly twin sister

Movingcoil:
Nawa ooo

welcome to sex class sir.

White toto turns me on faster than black toto. Well done may d

IkpuMmadu:
Another question is how do we identify a rope G spot.


Now what if the pussy is hairy ?

question 2 first, i wont lie to you, hairy pussea get me on very quick than shave ones, if its hairy, u dont need to bother about anytin. Just make sure she wash herself in the bathroom. Make sure the klitoris zone is properly open use both hands to open it well before u suck or lick it.

I dont get u when u say rope g spot. Pls expantiate

GeneralOjukwu:

Executive member of the Vaseline Guild, Paedophilia Department

tanx for the comploment(insult)

IkpuMmadu:
Am ever ready to enroll in that study



You mastered the act of using tongue


We are impressed


What if there is no labia

Via circumcising

u are right. Where there is no labia just concentrate on the klitoris. It is the gun shape skin located at the top of vagi...nal.

And if these is no klitoris due to circumcision. Then just suck the vagi...nal but use ur fingers to finger her g spot very well. Do it with so much concentration for as long as u like.

U will be amaze at what ur little fingers can do compare to ur pe...nis.

If the fingers can do the major work then ur pe...nis will only need little work to satisfy her. Because by the time u enter her she may have come as many times as possible. Even if u decide to do just one round. She will be please with ur performance.

Most times its not about having big preeek

Dont underrate ur fingers ur mouth and ur tongue.