 Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Liard(m): 10:33am On Jan 27, 2018 |
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.
So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.
Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.
I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.
I work for my money, but you must still pay me.
Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family
Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex
1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!
2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.
3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?
4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!
5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.
6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!
7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.
Real men pay up without you asking,
whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.
Thanks. How much do you collect on average? Does this mean that if I can afford you, I can have you? |
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| Celebrities › Re: Tboss: I Do Not Roll With Small Boys Who Can’t Afford Recharge Cards by Liard(m): 9:38am On Jan 24, 2018 |
queensvill:
do not despise the days of humble beginning. as long as the guy has prospect no wahala. as long he isnt lazy, respectful, prudent, loyal, God fearing.... I hope you find a guy that'll respect and adore you. You are rare |
| Celebrities › Re: Tboss: I Do Not Roll With Small Boys Who Can’t Afford Recharge Cards by Liard(m): 9:36am On Jan 24, 2018 |
Maybe she should try Men. Which one is small boy and big boy now? Money and material things don't make a man! |
| Romance › Re: I And My Cute Unclad Self,, RATE! (picture) by Liard(m): 1:53pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
Abortions:
****So THIS NEW YEAR I hAve MADE ALLOTA RESOLUTIONS N LIVING LIFE TO D FULLEST IS ONE OF D RESOLUTIONS I WILL NEVER REGRET..I PROMISE MYSELF DIS YEAR TO LIVE LIFE LIKE A BIRD IN D SKY, "SO FREE"...YEAh SO I WOKE UP DIS MORNING WANTED TO TAKE MY BATH N I DECIDED TO LET MY CAMERA CATCH A GLIMPSE OF MY HALF NAKED BADY B4 d showeR....n EVERYTHING WAS SWEET,JUST AS I WANT THE YEAR TO BE... NEVER GONNA LET ANY iota OF JOY DROP BY....IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT YEAR AM BEGINNING TO FEEL IT ALREADY....A MEMORABLE YEAR... MAY D LORD BLESS THIS YEAR AMEN! What the tell is wrong with you? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Have You Broken Your New Year Resolution On The First Day Of The Year? by Liard(m): 1:44pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
kenonze:
What was the sequence of ur sin?
1: Watched porn, Masturbate then blast prostitute
2: Blast prostitute, watched porn, Masturbate
3: Masturbate, blast prostitute and watch porn
Honest ans needed for u to get expert management
Wow your profile picture here is fire....chisos |
| Celebrities › Re: Lineo Didi Kilgrow, D'banj Wife: "I Have Learnt How To Be A Mother And Partner" by Liard(m): 6:44pm On Jan 01, 2018 |
Thegeneralqueen:
Why won't she be happy.......? I'll say more than that if I'm in her shoes...... cause dbanj is so caring and loving he's the definition of a celebrity husband..... I bet he has already gotten her a Range Rover spot just as a way of saying thank you for giving birth to their child...... that's so sweet of him......
She's a wise girl  "Range Rover Spot" you say? Na 2020 model? |
| Romance › Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by Liard(m): 2:04pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
All of you people calling the girl a slut are just being close minded. You haven't met the girl, you weren't there, you hear one side of the story and bam she is a slut, hooker, prostitute, runz girl. Some one actually said she has loose morals, wait a second, the guys toasting her (OP said they all married) don't have loose morals Abi? And if the OP's married friends can act in such a useless way especially in front of OP's wife I wonder what they do when they are all alone. No one is talking about that instead some of you are stuck on bashing the girl. |
| Romance › Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by Liard(m): 1:37pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
JONNYSPUTE:
. Its funny because you didn't ask urself question like,if anything happens to her who takes the blame. Somebody went out with you,met another person she doesn't know,left with him without informing you,and you don't see anything wrong with that? The guy she went out with is my friend friend,married with kids,so if she had told me she is going out with her,I would ve like,look this guy is not single Nd besides,am suppose to take her back to her sis who was aware that she went out with us. But its OK,thanks. Except you are directly involved in the anything happening to her, why will you take the blame? I imagine a lotta of married men here will not take a third wheel if their original intention was to go out with their spouse which leads me to this question where you high when you decided that she could tag along? And point of correction you are not supposed to take her back to her sis because u were not supposed to take her out in the first place. She is your tenant it should remain like that. Honestly this is not a diss but I suspect you are quite dull. |
| Romance › Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by Liard(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
JONNYSPUTE:
. Hahahahah. The only one that disgraced himself here is you. You were not able to read and comprehend,you just rushed to comment. What is funny?  . Can you explain how I have disgraced myself ? What more is there to understand other than you are a shameless and jealous old man who won't mind his business. I honestly hope you are not reproducing with your wife because this your stupidity should just end with you. I'm sure your wife is ashamed of you. Bloody irritant kindly send the girl packing she can do better than staying in your useless boys quarters. Ode! |
| Romance › Re: Who Is The Cutest Dude On Nairaland (vote With A Picture) by Liard(m): 11:38pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
This guy again...lwkmd |
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| Romance › Re: Honestly, I Just Lost My Respect For Some Ladies Tonigjt. by Liard(m): 11:21pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
JONNYSPUTE:
My family just came in this evening for Christmas Nd I decided to give my wife a good time. As we were about driving out one of the girls(a student) that stays in my compound saw us Nd pleaded to go out with us,my wify said no problem so she went in Nd dressed up. We all went out together to Top rank hotels Ind. Layout Enugu.We got there Nd some of my friends were already seated,one of them was chyking the lady we went out together with Nd she was even flirting with him. I received a call from one of my hommies who just came in from America Nd told him where I was,he came Nd we all started having a good time. Suddenly,the lady that came with us who was having a nice time with one of my hommies based here in the country,started gisting with the guy Nd before I can say jack,she went out with that my friend that just came in from America. I wanted to say something but my wify said I should wait that maybe the guy took her home since its late,but now we re home Nd I ve asked the sister about her Nd she said she has not seen her. Hmmmm. Nawaoo naso some girls dey behave? Should I evacuate her from my boys quarter or I should just chill knowing that she is just hustling?. See how you've just disgraced yourself |
| Romance › Re: Date A Girl In Your Financial Lane by Liard(m): 11:15pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
tribalistseun:
see your mouth like it's ok by me. Why are you pained about her marital affairs? |
| Romance › Re: Date A Girl In Your Financial Lane by Liard(m): 11:13pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
9jaDoc:
Blame tradition and nature. How many times do u hear "househusband", you only hear "housewife"  |
| Romance › Re: Date A Girl In Your Financial Lane by Liard(m): 11:12pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
Dating in one's financial lane has nothing to do with one's partner being materialistic. I can be very rich and be frugal in this case a materilisic babe won't work for me and not all materialistic babes are dependent on their spouse or BF for provision. In other words being materialistic is different from being a gold digger. |
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| Romance › Re: Moji Solar-Percy, Lesbian Thanks Her Wife For Helping Her Lose Weight by Liard(m): 7:20am On Oct 07, 2017 |
Ugoeze2016:
Na wa ooo Who be wife ? Because you two dressed like wives They are wife and wife |
