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Tudór:but not always. and i don't try thinking of them when going to bed. because when going to bed the last thinking could be the dream of that night. |
I coulsn't blv this i keep laughing and laughing ![]() |
Just a little something to brighten your day Enjoy RELIGIOUS BOY FRIEND A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the Condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very Cute too”.She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mum facing him . When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give Us." A minute later the boys is still praying; “and thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still Praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a pharmacist! |
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi fellow nairaland.com members pls do see me through. I had a dream about I and a sister member of my church, though she is very beautiful and friendly, she plays very well with people around her, but she is more closer to male friends than female once. In that dream both of us where to go for a pragramme in the church because both of us belong to the choriesters unit of the church. she came to my place direct in the dream (the one in the dream wash't looking like my real home). I welcomed her, she sat down on a mat and we gisted. in that same dream she fellow me to the stream where we get some water and after cooking she ate and took her birth, she lay close to me and we gisted. Not only dat, what surpised me most is this She is very beautiful in the fiscal world, if she dresses and passed here almost every man who set his eyes on her will like to look twice, she is very ok. getting to the dream she appeared not as beautiful as she is fiscal, and one funny thing is dis, i could not even come close to her neith touching her in the dream because of a little urglness on her in that dream. what touches me most was this in that dream we where a kind of proposing to each other. i was letting her know my feelings and that i want her to be my wifffffffffe, which she agreed instally without any delay. Even after the acceptance, she now stay in my place, the place that we where using in the dream was a kind of a bag and a wood that holds it from failling. and we use the other part of the bag to cover the side we are sleping, suprisingly we stayed, talked and i think if not mistakenly we ate together. she accepted my offer of geeting married to me and i also do. before going to bed last night I never have any feeling about her, she never come to my mind. am not prepared to get married yet, am suprise having this kind of dream, never looked at her in a lustful way or love way, although the first time i sat my eyes on her lont time ago i lusted after her which i quickly stooped and resist it, but since then she has beeing to me as a christian sis. so i keep woundering what culd dis dream mean and why dis dream. It is a witch that is trying to come in form of this sister, of what is the dream alabout. pls do say something life boy thx all, you contributions are needed |
Hi fellow nairaland.com members pls do see me through. I had a dream about I and a sister member of my church, though she is very beautiful and friendly, she plays very well with people around her, but she is more closer to male friends than female once. In that dream both of us where to go for a pragramme in the church because both of us belong to the choriesters unit of the church. she came to my place direct in the dream (the one in the dream wash't looking like my real home). I welcomed her, she sat down on a mat and we gisted. in that same dream she fellow me to the stream where we get some water and after cooking she ate and took her birth, she lay close to me and we gisted. Not only dat, what surpised me most is this She is very beautiful in the fiscal world, if she dresses and passed here almost every man who set his eyes on her will like to look twice, she is very ok. getting to the dream she appeared not as beautiful as she is fiscal, and one funny thing is dis, i could not even come close to her neith touching her in the dream because of a little urglness on her in that dream. what touches me most was this in that dream we where a kind of proposing to each other. i was letting her know my feelings and that i want her to be my wifffffffffe, which she agreed instally without any delay. Even after the acceptance, she now stay in my place, the place that we where using in the dream was a kind of a bag and a wood that holds it from failling. and we use the other part of the bag to cover the side we are sleping, suprisingly we stayed, talked and i think if not mistakenly we ate together. she accepted my offer of geeting married to me and i also do. before going to bed last night I never have any feeling about her, she never come to my mind. am not prepared to get married yet, am suprise having this kind of dream, never looked at her in a lustful way or love way, although the first time i sat my eyes on her lont time ago i lusted after her which i quickly stooped and resist it, but since then she has beeing to me as a christian sis. so i keep woundering what culd dis dream mean and why dis dream. It is a witch that is trying to come in form of this sister, of what is the dream alabout. pls do say something life boy thx all, you contributions are needed |
yah ladies and gentlemen am happi for all your contributions, was having it in mind befor to call her and understand all her stand and wat she intend doing next, i will do just dat and keep watching to and praying to God for directives because i love her much thx all |
as far as am concern my expressions are ok no body reads this write up that won't understand. just want guys and ladies to give me some point on how to handle this issue. Your advise is ok nice one, but stil put a littel light on wat i should do. |
Hi dear fellow N/L pls could u help me with some advise on this issue. a girl friend of mine a very good girl we loved our self, (but have not seening each other unclothedness). She got admission unto a polytechnic in nigeria here and started her course, she is loved by her parents she is also the first daughter. suprisingly she was in the school and her parents invited her to the house, the dady now came with two men a father and a son, he now introduced the people to his daughter and now told the daughter that this man wants to seek her concept for marriage that the son wants to marry her. she became angry and diagreed, the talk was dismissed because the girl did not agree, after this men left the daddy now called her and told her that he is not going to take care of her again apart from paying her school fees that notthing else he will pay. he denied her daughter of her rights and of his responsibility. It is because the guy who the father wants her to marry the daddy of the guy works in a good company as a director and the daddy of my GF is a business partner with this man i now see that the daddy is using this my gf to keep the relationship going so that they won't have any problem. she called me and was crying on the fone, at present i don't have enough to be takening care of her, we really loved out selves. she does not have something to even buy her course materials and do others assignement that demands money, she knws that i can't do more than wat i have done, because am also taking care of my slef and some people around me, now the funny thing is this: the daddy told her not to go to any body's house, non bring any frined to their house, she is higly depressed now don't knw how to go about this, if i have money would have taken care of her and ask her to forget her parents on the aspect of money. she is good to me we play talk and love our sleves like kids, how can i be of help to her pls advise. She is telling me that she do not cook again, she eat wit friends and she is tired of it. That she wants to look out for someone who can be of help to her even if the person is a man or woman. and looking at this if she happend to go and join this harloting business it wil pain me most, if she now fall into the hard of another person (guy) who will spoil her future and mess her up, pls dear do advise me am confused. all that she is telling me is that now that she does not have any thing tohold onto that she will look for a way of helping herself. pls help and advise me on how to go about this cause i am (life boy) senatoruwem@yahoo.com |
am confused at this point of time, i knw at this situation wat i say will keep or spoil our relationship but i don't just knw how to begin any talk wit her. |
Hi dear fellow N/L pls could u help me with some advise on this issue. A girl friend of mine a very good girl we loved ourselves, (but have not seening each others' unclothedness). She got admission in a polytechnic in nigeria here, she is loved by her both parents she is also the first daughter. suprisingly she was in the school and her parents invited her to their home, the dady now came with two men, father and a son, he now introduced the men to his daughter (my gf) and told the daughter that this men wants to seek her hands in marriage that the son wants to marry her. she became angry and diagreed, the talk was dismissed because the girl did not agreed with the father's option, after the men left, the daddy now called her in with anger that resulted to exchange of words and finaly rounded up by telling her that he is not going to take care of her again apart from paying her school fees. That nothing else will be pay outside school fee. he denied her daughter of her rights and of his responsibilities towards her. This is because the guy's father works with a good company as a Director and the daddy of my GF is a business partner with this man, without being told i now see that the daddy is using this my gf to keep the relationship going so they won't have any problem. she called me and was crying on the phone, at present, i don't have enough to take care of her, we really loved ourselves. according to her, she does not have money to even buy her course materials and do others assignement that need money, she knowns that i can't do more than what i have being doing (giving her littel change), because am taking care of myself and some people around me, now the funny thing is this, the daddy told her not to go to any body's house, non bring any frineds to her house, she is higly depressed now don't knw how to go about this, if i have money would have taken care of her and ask her to forget about her parents on the aspect of money. she is good to me, we play talk and love oursleves like kids, how can i be of help to her pls advise. She is telling me that she does not cook anymore, she eats from friends and she is tired of it. That she want to look out for someone who can be of help to her even if the person is a man or woman. I quickly sense something from the comment she made , looking at this if she happend to go and join this harloting business it wil be painful to me, if she now fell into the hard of another person (guy) who will spoil her future and mess her up, pls dear do advise me am realy confused. Pls help i am (life boy) senatoruwem@yahoo.com |
World Bank releases list of Nigerian looters Fellow Nigerians, Find bellow the reasons why Nigeria is in the situation it is in, Lacks all infrastructures. Pass this on to the people you know. This need not be let to rest. This men are selfish and for all I care they were trusted by all Nigerians to lead us rather they robbed us blind. See Nigeria o o o. LOOTED MONEY DISCOVERED IN FOREIGN BANKS NAMES OF DEPOSITORS LONDON SWISS($) USA ($) GERMANY (D) GEN IBRAHIM BABANGIDA 6.25bn 7.41bn 2.00bn 9.00bn GEN ABUBAKAR 1.31bn 2.33bn 800M REAR ADMIRAL MIKE AKHIGBE 1.24bn 2.42bn 671M 1bn GEN JERRY USENI 3.04bn 2.01bn 1.01bn 900M ALH ISMAILA GWARZO 1.03bn 2.00bn 1.3bn 700M ALH UMARU DIKKO 4.5bn 1.4bn 700M 345M PAUL OGWUMA 300M 1.42bn 200M 500M GEN SANI ABACHA 9.01bn 4.09bn 800M 3.01M MOHAMMED ABACHA 300M 1.2bn 150M 535M ABDULKADIR ABACHA 700M 1.21bn 900M 471M ALHAJI WADA NAS 600M 1.32bn 300M TOM IKIMI 400M 1.39bn 152M 371M DAN ETETE 1.12bn 1.03bn 400M 1.72bn DON ETIBET 2.5bn 1.06bn 700M 361M MAJ AL MUSTAPHA 600M 1.001bn 210M ANTHONY ANI 2.9bn 1.09bn 360M 1.66bn BASHIR DALHATU 2.3bn 1.001bn 161M 1.43bn GEN WUSHISHI 700M 1.301bn ALH HASSAN ADAMU 300M 200M 700M T Y DANJUMA 300M 200M 700M GEN ISHAYA BAMAYI 120M 800M SOURCE: WORLD BANK TO THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA |
John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life". Uwem (aka LifeBoy) |
Hi Ebele Nice post weldone. look Barca will surely will pull down chelsea, with the present of MESSI, ETO, AND HENRY we are updated. but if i may ask u whose fan are u, As for me I a m a full BARCA fans, others nairaland lets here more, this is a fight between the so call England defending champions and Spain Warriors,. gr8 post Uwem(aka LifeBoy) senatoruwem@yahoo.com |
Miss Edem Ekpoawan Irene[color=#006600][/color] she is from Calabar and I am also from Calabar that is why I am proud of her, keep it up my state is not sleeping we are awake LifeBoy (aka Uwem) |
Pls dis topic should be discussed at the national assemble level and not this forum site, because if u like kill your selves here, you will also be put on the ground her,(burial). not only the doctors that ar not be treated fine, the police, the teachers, the markter, (hawkers) even the transport (taxi, bus drivers, Okada) so if every body should start saying things like the doctors then the country will nt be in peace. i knw drs are special people they deserved to be treated well, but still understand that they are not better than the PHCN workers, neither are they better than IT GUYS, wat have u, SO i still stand on my advise that doctors should send this discussion to the national assemble. and lets hear it on TV and radio stations. thx LifeBoy (aka UWEM) |
If you have not Pls Do send your CONDOLENCE message to and pray for our DADDY pastor w.f.kumuyi for divine courage. use any of the site (1) http://www.dclm.org (2) http://www.biodunkumuyimemorial.org |
Pls help me out wit ur advise i want to talk to the guy today, if possible stop him from staying wit us, because since he came in that is when complains of losts started, i think am tired will just tell him, men find ur way out we are ok how we have been staying before. |
I Helped him to stay wit me now is fone is lost he is trying to accuse me and others of my brothers. there is this guy who life has directed to come and stay wit the uncle in abuja, the uncle is a neighbour living directly opposite, there are using two room, using one as store and kitchen, so when this guy came they all sleeped in the same one room, according to the madam (uncle's wife) this guy was not feeling ok, he now asked how can he be sleeping with his uncle in the same house wit his uncle wife, So when i came back from work the uncle wife approach me and beg for me to allow this guy to be sleeping there. only at night, unfortunately i agreed i was also happi, this guy is an Igbo boy and am from calabar, so the guy now bring in all his cloth, and others things and start staying wit us ( I and my two brothers) so on a one day he said he bought something and brought back change of N80.00, and could not find it again, and i was bittered i said if my brothers could carry any thing must be eight naira, and they way i have tested both of them they can't carry any thing that does not belong to me, even my own thing they seek for permission befor carrying it, to my gratest supprise i stood up the next day morning and begin to search, after searching i found the money under his pillow where he droped it and fell asleep. that one was settled. getting to yesterday being 31st, March, 2009, this guy get up in the morning and start shouting that his fone is got missing, so i was supprise i asked him if he had carried it last night, because of the hurt environment, so I stood up and start checking around could not find it, i asked him how did u enter house yesterday, he said as usual that he brought it in and keept it beside his head while sleeping, i could remember that by night he asked me to use my fone for Mid Night calls, so i said pls can u wait am expecting some calls, may be while u are using it the calls may come and my line may be busy. then i sleept off. getting up in the morning, he was busy calling my name and my brothers own that, that fone is his connection tools, so i was embarrased could not say any thing. I left, for work getting at my desk i received a call that the guy is searching the whole house. men when i had it i was borring, and now posted it for your contirbutioin and advise. pls Note have spooken to my brothers and they told me there are not the one who took it, he has be keeping it like that before, while missing today? |
thanks any way . but you did not write a book but u made references. You also qouted wat is qoutable. |
Hi fellow nairaland, I do have pains when ever i sleep up to 3 hours or so before day break, i will be having pains on my low aside close to the waist and and on my tommy, a times will be struggling with the pains, till i force myself to stand up and once i am up and and go to the toilet and urinate, the pains stops within 10mins. i don't know wat it is. Although i have been having pains when urinating, could this be the cause, if yes wat will i do next, i wanted to see a doctor but have not got money to do so. I am going to do immediately money i have money for TP and and Checkup. Pls advice |
PLs if she is Mama Nkechi and has Cook and Fanta, then the third should be Nkechi ![]() |
IF TWO LAWYERS WROTE LOVE LETTERS IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS. Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2001. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, Max MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER Dear Max, Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours perhaps, Samantha! |
Ronaldinho is still the best nothing stops him he is the world best i have ever loved to watch while playing, he has all the quality of a best footballer, he is talented, he has speed while running, he has skills, he strong can't be pull down any how, infact he is good. after he position as a world best, no other world best footballer is as good as he is. can't compair him to Messi, Kaka, or C. Ronaldo more grass to his elbow love u- Ronadinho |
TOYOSI20:thanks aon my way to hospital for proper treatment Don't mind all this Jack mouth who produces speech of hopelessness and whose mouth are as wide ad the public toile, many of them do not knw that they are having what is bigger than painful urination, aids |
for quite some time i do have pains if i am urinating. i ahve been to the hospital and they said it is UTI which they gave me some drugs, even while taking the drugs the pains continues after taking the drugs it still. pls help do any one have idea about this? |
Doctors say marrow transplant may have cured AIDShttp://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hwlpMzO2z0voECw2T4MfOPkOEXNAD94DSGLG0 |
HI dear friends on N/L, Pls may i know in detial the full meaning of Key and Time signature in music. |
can we have more site that talks about Akwa Ibom, and her people? |

