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CultureRe: Discover Akwa-ibom Today by Lifeboy2(m): 12:16pm On Oct 14, 2008
nice info. Akwa Ibom is nice to bi is a cultural land, really land of promise. i love the state
CultureRe: Akwa/cross Isong Ooo, Proverb Time (ekong Nkeeee: ) by Lifeboy2(m): 12:14pm On Oct 14, 2008
abasi afon yak in yen ima edem iyin because ima ado afed mkpo
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 12:01pm On Oct 14, 2008
gabrywyl:
I never get Hot. . . .

At least never hia. . . . .\

Who on earth is Gbase?
but u got kissess, how many were they? e.g. 100
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get Over 1000$ For Just Reading Mail by Lifeboy2(m): 10:39am On Oct 10, 2008

my experience with ROLEX-MAILS.COM


pls help me out i have being reading mail since i come in contact wit ROLEX-MAILS.COM i have read up to $4,456.00 and don't know how to make withdraw of part of the money in my account. Pls help me out how will go about it. wat steps will i take

PLS I CAN BE REACHED THORUGH: senatoruwem@yahoo.com
SportsRe: Nigeria Versus Sierra Leone by Lifeboy2(m): 11:19am On Oct 08, 2008
S/Loen must go and 9ija Must win.

we are looking forward to the day and the year and the season any of the african country will win a world cup, and let the world no that africans are not babies again, at least we have made history in the world guiness book of record.

we won the under 17 world cup, we won the world heavy weight championship, we are one of the oil best producing country. at least wen u are talking about countries in the world both sport, economy, and corruption nigeria is not left out.

so winning this world cup will bring more pride to nigeria and africa.

but the question is after winning this world cup, what impact will it add to our economy, will the rich cont' to bi rich and the poor poorer?

abeg make una talk wink
SportsRe: Nigerians To Buy Newcastle United FC? by Lifeboy2(m): 1:52pm On Oct 06, 2008
Why must he bi a nigerian to buy that club for such amount, is he the only rich man on earth, or he loves sport must, why are nigerian doing stupid things, the white does not by club per person they join hands together to buy a club. but here we think all money on earth is in our pocket,

did u know that, that money can build one the best factory in africa and make employement easy for the african youths, the money can boost our economy, pls tell him not to waste that money, we should not bi RICH FOOLS
Foreign AffairsRe: Usa Economy Is Falling by Lifeboy2(m): 1:31pm On Oct 06, 2008
pls lets not bi happi at others downfall, if US have a problem now it will diffinetly affect the entire world. take for instance every body goes to us for reserved, every body goes to US for borrowing so if something bad happens to them it will affect all the countries that goes there for one thing or the other.

may God help to come out of this crisis in Jesus name Amen
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 2:32pm On Oct 02, 2008
more kiss pls kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 10:44am On Sep 18, 2008
what will happen to the remaining 40 kisseshuh
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 3:33pm On Sep 17, 2008
gabrywyl:
Clem, what does bra got to do with tufe?

Life boy, milk is everything in the wrold and therefore it can be replaced with the kisses for sure. no milk, no kisses.
GabrywyI milk is not every thing in the world and it can not bi replaced with kisses. KISS is KISS why MILK is MILK so if you want to give out ur milk for kiss ok fine but as for me i won't
Car TalkRe: Nissan Bluebird 2.0 What Are The Advantage And Disadvantages Pls by Lifeboy2(op): 3:49pm On Sep 15, 2008
waoosa:
Nissan Bluebird 2.0 is a very strong car. I have used the Slx (carried 8 plugs) before . Good fuel economy car and reliable.

The brainbox (ECU) is under the front passenger seat. becareful of this especially if your area is always flooded especially if there are holes in the car . Anyhow avoid getting water under that seat. Got mine damaged year 2003 in benin. had to replace it. Gave the car to my brother inlaw in 2006 when I bought another car. Nissan maxima. My borther inlaw is still using the car.
thanks alot!!! cheesy
Car TalkNissan Bluebird 2.0 What Are The Advantage And Disadvantages Pls by Lifeboy2(op): 11:14am On Sep 15, 2008
I intend buying a small nissan bluebird 2.0 car pls may i know the good about it

Is it fuel economical

It is cost free (Maintenance)

how about the parts are they cheap, avaliable.

pls i want to know before i put my money in it

thanks you all
AutosRe: Prices Of New Cars (toyota, Kia,etc) by Lifeboy2(m): 12:30pm On Sep 09, 2008
pls can somebody help me out, I have N100,000.00 wit me, the money is a gift and i don't want to spoil the money I want to use it to get a good golf, or toyota car to run a taxi so i can help my self and my school requirement

pls i know this money doesn't worth it but if am help i won't forget the person and God will bless and reward the person in a special way (Amen).

i can also be reached through GSM: 08032401723, e-mail: senatoruwem@yahoo.com
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 11:20am On Sep 08, 2008
gabrywyl:
I'll come back and read when my father send me my choc milk. angry
gabrywyl!!! hope the milk will not bi replaced with 100Kisses
Jokes EtcRe: Husband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 11:16am On Sep 08, 2008
Any body could be involve in this story only if we could learn from their mistake (s) and avoid it in the future
Jokes EtcHusband Writes: 100 Kisses by Lifeboy2(op): 3:19pm On Sep 01, 2008
Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen. His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items, 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celtel Changes Name To 'Zain Nigeria Ltd' by Lifeboy2(m): 9:38am On Aug 04, 2008
I think CELTEL or what so call ZAIN are confused, their should be impose more tax on them for changing of name, Pls if you are using CELTEL or ZAIN better through it away or else you will soon become, Confused CELTEL, Confused V-Moble, Confuse Econet, Confused ZAIN and now Confused you
PoliticsRe: Adam And Eve Were Nigerians, Say Researchers by Lifeboy2(m): 2:35pm On Jul 30, 2008
If Adam and Eve were nigerians where is the GUARDEN OF EDEN situated, @ Calabar, @Lagos or @Abuja where ooooooooooooooh make u nah help me ask this prof.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: You Could Bi The One: by Lifeboy2(op): 4:12pm On Jul 09, 2008
thanks for the good wish, you could also bi the one
Dating And Meet-up ZoneYou Could Bi The One: by Lifeboy2(op): 4:12pm On Jul 08, 2008
could u bi the one to sntach ur sister's hubby, after she might have prostituted to feed u and send u to school, only for u to graduate and snatch her hubby
Christianity EtcRe: Sunday Morning: How Was Church? by Lifeboy2(m): 12:27pm On Jul 07, 2008
my church was fine with great songs and firing message "Jesus loves you all, come to him to day and be save"
PoliticsRe: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore by Lifeboy2(m): 11:41am On Jul 04, 2008
what is juju power, and how does it work, and why are people against it, does it have any harm to someone who wants to use it not for bad purpose
EducationRe: Expulsion Scandal Rocks Covenant University: 120 Students Expelled by Lifeboy2(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2008
i think we have read about this for a long time, it is not a new story
Christianity EtcRe: Does Herbal Medcine Have A Spiritual Undertone? by Lifeboy2(m): 4:04pm On Jun 19, 2008
hmmnn I don't knowwww huh
Christianity EtcRe: Mark Them: False Prophets And Prophetess by Lifeboy2(m): 3:56pm On Jun 18, 2008
Pls next time make your sentence short, this is not a note copying class
Christianity EtcRe: Scandal: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome In South African Trouble! by Lifeboy2(m): 3:52pm On Jun 18, 2008
I think i have to be POLITICAL here "No Comment"
CultureIt Is Real by Lifeboy2(op): 3:57pm On Jun 16, 2008
SUCCESS:

At age of 1-6/8/9 months success is , not in real world

At age 4 success is . . .not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 60 success is . . . having sex.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants

At age of 90 + success is , not in real world


any objections come on
CultureSucess! by Lifeboy2(op): 3:54pm On Jun 16, 2008
SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . .not peeing in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 20 success is . . . having sex.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 60 success is . . . having sex.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants
Christianity EtcA Story Is Told About A Soldier by Lifeboy2(op): 3:48pm On Jun 16, 2008
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A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having
fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco. "Mom and
Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like
to bring home with me."

"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."
"There's something you should know," the son continued, "he was hurt
pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm
and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with
us."
"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to
live."
"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."
"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone
with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own
lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our
lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy.
He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more
from him. A few days later, however, they received a telephone call
from the San Francisco Police Department. Their son had died after
falling from a building, there were told. The police believed it was
suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were
taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They
recognized him, but to their horror, they also discovered something they
didn't know: Their son had only one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are like many people. They find it easy to
love those who may be attractive or are fun to have around, but tend to
not like people who inconvenience them or make them feel uncomfortable.
They would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy,
beautiful, or smart as they are.

Thankfully, there's Someone who won't treat us that way, Someone who
loves us with an unconditional love and who welcomes us into His forever
family, regardless of how many wounds we may have from life's battles,
and we are commanded to follow His example. The someone is Jesus

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