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PoliticsRe: Dear Nigerians, Bukola Saraki Is Smarter Than Us All by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 9:25pm On Aug 09, 2018
xtravanganza:
Saraki is brilliant no doubt but politics is a marathon and not a sprint...
you'll only find the smartest come may 2019
Give him credit for surviving this long atleast. The man don try
PoliticsRe: Dear Nigerians, Bukola Saraki Is Smarter Than Us All by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 9:05pm On Aug 09, 2018
360great:
He is smart , no doubt, but smarter than Nigerians I disagree. On the other hand he has proven he is smarter than tinubu.
If he wasn't as smart as i claim. By now APC would have dealt with him mercilessly. He was leading 6 - 0 before he dumped the party.
PoliticsRe: Dear Nigerians, Bukola Saraki Is Smarter Than Us All by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 9:03pm On Aug 09, 2018
Juliusmalema:
Op not me please....

why u always posting stuffs like this.
Dear Juliusmalema,

Do something you have never done before.

Please proof your wisdom let us see grin grin
PoliticsDear Nigerians, Bukola Saraki Is Smarter Than Us All by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 5:25pm On Aug 09, 2018
It took me a while to come to the conclusion, that Bukola saraki is the smartest Nigerian alive. If only he will use this God given wisdom for the good of Nigeria, then we have a gem on our hand. But if he chooses the dark route, then we would still find it hard to stop him, given that he has the ability to outwit us all.

Bukola Saraki is an acedemic case study that show cases political brilliance among the black race
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: See What Saraki Did While Meeting With Chairmen Of 45 Political Partie by LIFEisSIMPLE:
You might not like him. But you have to respect him for being a sound intellectual
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 9:33am On Aug 09, 2018
7lives:
And they say we don't like PDP in South West, their AFFINITY for despicable men is sine qua non.
Wait for it, Basket mouth of Ekiti Fayose.
Tewonde George in Lagos,
Late PA Adedibu in Ibadan.
Omi ni o a KNOWN assassin, in Osun.
Crack head like Fani.
Until the achievers in Yorubaland begins to join the PDP, no show for PDP in Yorubaland.
I cant fault the sw anymore. PDP in SW has been a dissapointment
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 8:35am On Aug 09, 2018
I weep for Nigeria. To all church and mosque rats praying for a great Nigeria, with the approach we are taking, i fear rapture would come first before we see this day. CERTIFICATE FRAUD IS NOW NORM AND JUSTIFIED IN NIGERIA. While some are doing tdb and go into forest in the name of research and project, some think is okay to just forge the damn thing. Today is the last day i will allow any teacher to punish my son because he came late to school in Nigeria. Resumption is not far


"CERTIFICATE FRAUD" cry cry . Shithole should not be for only a few
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 7:54am On Aug 09, 2018
Juliusmalema:
What inec and Nigeria law is interested is th basics of what the law said inorder to vie for governorship seat and senator adeleke has met that...

Moreover day before ysday...Court also refused to deny him his ticket....coz he has fulfilled what constitution says....

Constitution is the supreme law of the land....and he has met that....any other issue is simply a political vendetta to tarnish his image.

Good morning.
I am sorry. I have forgotten that certificate fraud is not a crime in Nigeria. I dear any of this clowns to forge a certificate in a developed country to learn what 30 years behind bar feels like
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 7:34am On Aug 09, 2018
Juliusmalema:
You are in a university but lack basic knowledge of the law....Imagine

The law didn't say he will pass waec....the law say must have sat for SSCE exams and which he did sit for.....so what's the fuss.
You are the one who lacks basic knowledge. Did the law say he can forge graduate certificates from American Universities?
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 6:56am On Aug 09, 2018
Lawyers in the house, can an random Nigerian sue Senator Ademola to court and ask for 1 billion naira in damages?
PoliticsRe: I Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 4:00am On Aug 09, 2018
alhassanyusuf29:
it's ur foolishness that deceived u,not Adeleke!
You are mad. Where you aware of his F9 X 9 and forged documents Before his results was unveiled?
If no, then you also got played
PoliticsI Was Decieved By Senator Adeleke by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 10:07pm On Aug 08, 2018
I wholeheartedly supported Senator Ademola Adeleke during the PDP primaries on the basics that he was an entertaining individual as well as being well educated with a degree from an American University. I have been fooled and my only wish is to take my support back but unfortunately it is too late. I was heartbroken when i realised that he did not even pass WAEC. Fool me one time shame on you, fool me two times shame on me. Senator Adeleke has fooled me one time with all his forged documents
PoliticsRe: UK Government Speaks On SSS Siege At National Assembly by LIFEisSIMPLE: 3:23pm On Aug 07, 2018
Serious. The attention of the international community has being attracted by APC government.
Some of this guys will have a date in the hague. Especially Prof. Osinbajo who is supposed to know better and properly advice is principal but chose to remain negligent
PYO might go to prison embarassed
PoliticsRe: Proven Facts: President Buhari Is Not Very Smart by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2018
Rikov:
what much do u expect of him with d meagre allocation that d state gets! Abi what does Kwara contributes to d nation, other than religious fanatism?
truth is he could still have done better
PoliticsRe: Proven Facts: President Buhari Is Not Very Smart by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 12:29pm On Aug 07, 2018
FarahAideed:
So you think they call him the dullard for nothing
cheesy
PoliticsProven Facts: President Buhari Is Not Very Smart by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 10:16am On Aug 07, 2018
I would like to start be saying that i am not the biggest fan of PMB, in fact i am not his fan at all.
But I have been following with absolute shock the cat and rat play that has been going on between the executive and the legislative, and in as much as a do not like PMB a single bit, due to his sentimental leadership. I am shocked by the repeated manner by which he has been outsmarted on every single occasion by the legislative (Saraki and crew).

I believe the bad guy should be smart and strategic. It now seem very evident that PMB and some of his closest allies do not in any bit satisfy the minimum intelligence level required. The game is no longer fun.

Although I am not, I would be very, very disappointed if i was a supporter of PMB. Because we are not winning and also the opposition is having a good sleep and opposition should never have a sleep at all.
CelebritiesRe: Top Ten Most "Annoying" Nairalanders by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:48am On Aug 07, 2018
I just want the address to shop. I am going there for one of the below
i. to greet him
ii. to beat him
iii. to buy bbq grills
iv. to supply grills and pepper
v. to burn down the shop
HealthRe: Argentine Surgeons Suspended For Taking Selfies During A Surgery (Pics) by LIFEisSIMPLE: 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2018
I knew it was likely to be female surgeons
PoliticsRe: Azeez Adesiji Decamps To ADP With 6200 APC Members by LIFEisSIMPLE: 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2018
shocked shocked shocked . APC really need to strategize for damage control. Incase it is not too late
PoliticsRe: PLS READ And Share APC Plans To Take Advantage Of Hunger In The 2019 Elections by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2018
TheGuyNextDoor:
Only fools will sell their votes for Buhari and APC in 2019....and OP, they can't give #5000 in all states o.

In Ekiti, the Police brought to Ekiti helped them in buying the votes successful but in 2019, each state commands will supervise the election NOT 30,000 officers per state which helped them more.

No matter how much they spend on electorates, it won't be like Ekiti. And don't think the vote for cash in Ekiti won the election for Fayemi ooo....that result was manipulated.

My concern is INEC not their money for now.
I disagree
PoliticsRe: PLS READ And Share APC Plans To Take Advantage Of Hunger In The 2019 Elections by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 11:50am On Aug 02, 2018
TheGuyNextDoor:
Only if INEC help him but with free, fair and credible election, even a Local Government will beat like baby
the only man that got a free and fair election in Nigeria got his GCFR crested on his grave for political reasons. Wake up from your slumber This Is Nigeria
PoliticsRe: PLS READ And Share APC Plans To Take Advantage Of Hunger In The 2019 Elections by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 11:47am On Aug 02, 2018
Oblitz:
Chai! Op you see road �
Lol the hunger in Nigeria is hungry
PoliticsRe: PLS READ And Share APC Plans To Take Advantage Of Hunger In The 2019 Elections by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 11:39am On Aug 02, 2018
Crocky23:
They can only bribe aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Buhari

cc: buhariguy
You are sounding like a very rich man who does not have a clue clue what poverty is. My brother, most Nigerians are poor and miserable as we converse
PoliticsPLS READ And Share APC Plans To Take Advantage Of Hunger In The 2019 Elections by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 11:24am On Aug 02, 2018
From the recently concluded ekiti state election it is now known fact that the hunger in the land has put a majority of Nigerians in a position of willingness to sell their votes in an election.
The ruling party handed out N5,000 to each voter, and this aided them to victory in a state election.
This shows that a large majority of Nigerians are available for sale at N5,000 and the ruling party has the cash at its disposal.
PMB won the 2015 election with 15 million votes. Assuming that this time 20 million votes will needed to win the 2019 elections, and PMB stunt hardcore supporters are 10 millions in number, this means that APC would be needing another 10 milion votes to win the election.

Lets do the maths
N5,000 x N10,000,000 = N50,000,000,000 (fifty billion) naira

Lets convert N50,000,000,000 (fifty billion naira) to dollars

N50,000,000,000/360 = $139,000,000 (one hundred and thirty nine million dollars)

$139,000,000 is less than half of the $322,000,000 recovered Abacha loot which the presidency intends to distribute to poor Nigerians. Distributing the entire abacha loot to 10 million poor Nigerians mean that 10 million people will be getting almost 25,000 each to sell their vote. Alsi remember that this unbelievable bank alert distributed to mostly poor and uneducated will come under the remark of "recovered corruption loot".
This implies that with just the $322m recovered Abacha loot, 10 millions Nigerians can get an alert of N25,000 each.

Time for reality check
1. being honest to yourself with the hunger in this land wouldnt you sell your vote which is likely not to count for N25,000 if you have hunger kids at home
2. If offered a contract to find just 10 million Nigerians who would be willing to sell their votes for N25,000 would you reject such contract on basis of being unrealistic? Given the poor people all around you.
Recent statistics show that more extremely poor people live in Nigeria as compared to any other part of the world

This is food for thought.

Think about this to remind you that it would be very difficult to kick PMB back to daura. Ekiti has taught us a dangerous lesson. This is simple maths, for all those who think back to daura 2019 would be as easy as ABC. Alot of people very close to you are extremely poor, hunger and unemployed. And this is a political leverage.
I am talking to you, you, you and you yes you too.

Even God is fully aware that a N25,000 alert to millions of Nigerians few days to an election in the name of recovered corruption loot will alter the outcome of any election in a country attacked by hunger and poverty.
PoliticsRe: Watch Fela Durotoye Mimic Charles Okocha In Hilarious Video by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:41am On Aug 02, 2018
In 2019 i hope Nigerians give my man some accolades
PoliticsRe: Watch Fela Durotoye Mimic Charles Okocha In Hilarious Video by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:39am On Aug 02, 2018
Lol. This is the type of leader i want for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Just In: Hafeez Abubakar, Kano Deputy Governor, Leaves Apc For Pdp by LIFEisSIMPLE: 11:11pm On Aug 01, 2018
Very very smart move. The northerners can play politics sha
PoliticsRe: I Don't Want Niger Delta In Biafra by LIFEisSIMPLE: 7:47pm On Jul 31, 2018
selemempe:
guy u are not igbo...so go and sit down on poo
Thank you for seeing through his bullshit. Juliusmalema is a fraud
PoliticsRe: Why I Will Vote Buhari Again And Again. by LIFEisSIMPLE: 9:58pm On Jul 26, 2018
Lol is the hottest commodity on Nairaland. Everybody is looking for that bbq shop for different reasons.
Some want to patronize
Some want be meet manna
Some want to beat manna
Some want to keep manna busy by making large purchase e.t.c
MakeNigeriaGrea:
OK you are the only Zombie that talks with sense. If It were to be buhariguy,he would resort to abuses and doesn't layout facts.
ABEGI WHERE YOUR BBQ SHOP DEY.
PoliticsRe: I Have No Enemy In Nigeria, I Inherited Nigerian's Enemies -president Buhari by LIFEisSIMPLE: 3:04pm On Jul 26, 2018
You are incompetent sir. This means whatever you plan good or evil will not succeed
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Obinna Onuoha: Boko Haram Kills Newly Married Soldier In Borno (Photos) by LIFEisSIMPLE: 6:27am On Jul 25, 2018
Chai rip
But una no dey hear word. What will u tell God u died for?
PoliticsRe: Saraki Is Still In APC After Destroying The Party by LIFEisSIMPLE(op): 10:47pm On Jul 24, 2018
Saraki is deadly i tell you. He is better as a friend
The worse type of enemy to have

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