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illicit:


I don stop to dey take Ganja sha

You be werey o, I just use pawpaw reason this post now.


Police don catch me with half smoke tag wey I say make I go use body for house wey I keep for my small pocket. Wetin me I know be say if police catch you for road with weed better pass them catch you for bunk with weed.

This matter din reach one year?

IyaTola:
Which car can you buy for 2m for Uber?

man go see for sure bro and if be it 2.5

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

Buy a car of 2 million for Uber and 1 million for my wife to start a business and rent a good apartment then the rest on stuffs inside the apartment

Antiochus:
UK wey egg dey scarce dey deliver missiles

They have money for war but can’t feed the poor.


2pac Amaru Shakur

Abolodje:
Just one puff of colos and you dey mikrimor like this no be say na only pure colos you puff oo dey play😂
When Ado boys dey puff Black mamba on a steady dey catch better trips, if you puff Black mamba walahi you go off no cap. Your type no fit even survive trip to paris with Mamba and colos on a go with your guys 😂

Black mamba and colo? Haaaa


Na make them just buy the op posi (casket)

Antipob777:
Its not ogboni hand shake. This is EIYE cult group handshake.

If you want to fly, they will make you fly on the air.

Peter obi is a member of the EIYE cult group with headquarters in UNIBEN.

Na aro or pirate handshake be that not eiye!

Thisis2raw:
it's also an avenue for other to learn.
When I first saw that Pic of a snake climbing up, I had such thought also.

me too when I came across the post of the same snake I was confused how snakes do such thing.

BAT style 🤣🤣

Obimypresident:
He looks gentle in appearance but very tough inside. He actually won the 25th February Presidential Election. His Legal Counsel are in privy of all the results. All the manipulated result have been compiled, and they are actually waiting for the Tribunal. You may not find these evidence in the media.

But Atiku said he won too?

E better make una just leave the election wey don go and focus on yourself. Me I no owe any politician na myself I owe.

BigYash:
Laugh wan kill me here.. You go come dey here noise from afar .. First time puff na dead o.. I blive say if people die,Na so e dey be them..You go think say you don craze finish,and regrets will start coming in,, cux ur mind will still be functional,only say you no go fit understand your body again..inside ur mind you will be praying and saying God if I fit comot for this one,I will never come close to this thing again.. Guys please stay away from drugs o.. That thing fit make person go where he no know,and might never come back again..

lol swears colos na werey, I don drag colos before wey be say e Dey be like them dey drum or do cultural dance for background. At times the music I dey hear the beat go change to something else and the musician voice go dey be like na horror song I dey listen to

OKOATA:
Guy colos dey spoil eardrums and damage brain. Abeg no try that shi*t wey you do again. Tiny stick is better, no go destroy your sense.

My body tell me that day mehn

me too don do myself wicked one day, I go roll 6k bag colos once e come b like jumbo. First puff mehn e come be like say I dey Waka for grave yard. I no hear anything again come dey vibrate like say I hold transformer.

After the trip go, nobody tell me to tear the colos come dey roll tiny sticks.

This man mumu o, but tinubu is not sworn in yet! Thi man better accept defeat cos even pdp wey carry second don move on.

JASONjnr:
People like us that don't even understand Yoruba but jam to its songs don't care....

Just give us bangers!

What about Bajinotu poka poka

Timekeeper452:
Have you ever changed the screen? Well do a hard restart . To do that follow this steps carefully

1. Press and quickly release the volume up button.

2. Press and quickly release the volume down button.

3. Press and hold the side button.

4. When the Apple logo appears, release the side button.

Bro it’s not working it only says emergency call that’s what I heard from the phone

Kimiso:
Restart it

Please how can I do that my bro, as It’s blackout on the screen but it keeps operating as I can hear the sounds it’s operating

Benjaniblinks:
Sorry bro. Bad things happens sometimes

Is there something I can do about it as I checked online it says phone need restore.

Please help a brother, what’s the cause.

Please I was just trying to do transfer and all of sudden my iPhone X blackout. It’s still working as I ca still hear the sounds of the phone operating but screen is black out. Phone didn’t fall when screen went blackout, please help 🙏

Beebah321:
Wow
Na Jesus own shock me pass

I’ve known this for long but I scared to talk about it that those Jesus pictures frame in churches are hoax! Nobody knew how he was, Jesus wey make up?
Why don’t we have black Jesus instead?

Octopusssy:
I thought TikTok is age regulated?? Gosh, at that age the only thing I was interested in was trying to understand mathematics and accounting ☹️

He probably lied about his age

Omo this one go far o, and just some days ago na abu Abel dey for news again about dj chicken

The Holy Mecca Municipality issued a statement Monday responding to the swarm of so-called "night cockroaches," saying it had dispatched "22 teams consisting of 138 individuals and 111 devices" to combat the pests.


See job opportunity

Just sayin though

I’m suspecting that David hundeyin to be like the other guy that made a post on Twitter about Igbos owning Lagos but later dude was an apc agent just to play with the obidients and igbos mind. I’m suspecting this David is doing the same too, plus he gaining followers along too.

Heathrow44:
shut it!

👀

MrBroke:
Kim stil mon

Kim na for women,


Chin sti mon 🤣