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Pietrak1:
I need someone to develop a game app for me. The game WHOT with some unique features.

U fit pay?

visaclick:
In life nothing last forever coz I remember a time when tech guys were bragging on nairaland about making 7figures from their bed but recently I can’t find their posts anymore. Facebook and Instagram aka meta is wack, apple further hurt them by blocking their access to user data via iPhone that means if u use an iphot and block tracking nothing mark can do to get your data. Tiktok even hurt them more by taking almost 90% of their traffic, then now alot of nigerians can’t pay for ads with chipper cash.
Believe it nigeria contribute alot to online income worldwide. Like this now mark is facing serious sapa forget what wikipedia is telling you about its worth. Even if Facebook was for sale now no one will buy it at a high value.
I don’t even bother running ads on Facebook because Facebook is filled with poor clients, will rather stay on Snapchat.

Tech go come back, tech no go anywhere ... Na normal American biz strategy...

They do it alot.

Fire, rehire, fire

Bossman25:
Good Day All,

I urgently need an I.T expert in HRM (Human Resources Software) that can develop a HR Payroll software and additional modifications.

The person must be skilled and should contact me via whatsapp 09134208555 or email bosun.tvdg@gmail.com

It very urgent and i want to conclude them today.

Stop playing..

You dey fear Dem..

Thamesbridge:
https://www.nairaland.com/7372880/canada-humble-miss-cheap-nigerian

With reference to this thread I made when I knewly moved to Canada.

I have some gist for you. Eight after I moved to Canada I was able to taste pussy, thanks to a beautiful Uganda lady.

Lemme tell you, when I was in Nigeria, I used to hear that oyibo dey rush Black men. When I got here I realised it was all fallacies and lies. Oyibo women doesn't give a fvck about black men except you are a celebrity, rich athletic or sports personality or one rich popular dude.

The same pussy I change every week in Nigeria was what took me Eight months to see here.

There's money here once you are working and there are Jobs everywhere in Canada, but working without pussy sometimes is not really cool.

Na Nigerians spoil everything..

No be same yanke our fadas go that year, give plenty white women Belle come run away..

So, they are careful..

SultanOfPuna:
If I hear any bastard say virgin are the best, I go burst your head. Nonesense

Ordinary sales girl wey I disviigin for my shop, since February. No serious customer wants enter my shop.
I used to think that it was because of cashless policy.
But my neigbour wey dey repair shoe dey sell everyday, my other neighbor is repaing fridge and everyday many people dey enter him shop steady

All this started happening after I disviigin this sales girl
Is this what the hype of virginity is all about??

Wetin you dey sell?

respect80:
My experience with the NDLEA portal since on sunday which the portal was officially declared opened for application hasn't been a nice one. At some point the site won't open at all. I waited to see if the traffic load would be minimal at midnight but I kept trying to no avail.
The annoying thing is that the malfunctioning of the site always happens after you have finished entering your details and uploaded your credentials. Once you try to save your application to move to the next part, they will simply display a notification that "you hit the rate limit because of too many requests." Please try after some time.
I kept trying and uploading my credentials but I finally gave up after going through the process for more than 15 times to no avail.

Has anyone been able to apply successfully?
If yes, please share your experience with us.
Is there a specific browser that works better for the registration? Please be kind to share some ideas here.
Thanks 🙏

That's why they build stuffs with react..

Please be u...

U no be oyinbo..

Follow the right path..

Follow Africa.

Abass07:
Hmm hmm!!!

I mean make, not take..

U have not done any wrong..

stabilizer:
Na so! Waiting to see broken heads with bloods.

Stop supporting mediocrity....

Na symptoms of HIV..

Sorry!

Ur own don finish..

It's caused by too much of greed and manipulation and corruption..

It's a normal thing that will happen every wia..


The world need new leaders.

SmartPolician:
Stop feeling like a boss whereas you are writing trash.

How many Nigerians use VPN to browse the web?

FYI, everyday Nigerians visit Facebook, Twitter and Instagram with an IP address assigned by an ISP.

Tracking them and picking them up is easy.

Nigeria can even outlaw VPN like China has done. If you are caught browsing the web with a VPN, you will be prosecuted for it.

Again, regulating social media is as easy as ABC. The only thing is that the government doesn't see the need yet because they probably have more important things to worry about.

Funny Ignorant man.

U don't know tech..

Until they regulate it, relax ya sef...

You think VPN is a big deal?

VPN, is even outdated..

Calm down.

Derrickfoster1:
Sanwo-Olu is now a phone repairer at computer village.

Fix your phones now, for free.

Crazy!!

SmartPolician:
Regulating the social media space in Nigeria is as simple as ABC. When you are caught spreading FAKE NEWS or spewing hate online, you will be prosecuted, made to pay a definite fine and/or do time. This fine or punishment must be defined by an act of parliament.

Security operatives will work with social media platforms and Nigerian ISPs to get the information of people who spread fake news so they can be punished. When a few people are used to set example, everybodi go get sense. The government doesn't care about it because they believe they have more important things to worry about.

How will they catch dem?

Internet don big pass MTN and Glo..

searchng4love:
The incoming government must care.... I have offered bountiful rewards for anyone who can provide me with verifiable evidence of the death of any protesters at the lekki tollgate during the Endsars protests

Guess what no response
And more importantly the claimants were mostly of southeastern origins or misguided youths who are full of emotions rather than objectivity

With all those gun shuts, u mean nobody die..

All those dead body Dem carry for hand, u mean no one died...

Go online and see the profile of those that died at Lekki gate ...

The pics dey online...

You can contact dia friends to confirm..

SmartPolician:
Regulating the social media space in Nigeria is as simple as ABC. When you are caught spreading FAKE NEWS or spewing hate online, you will be prosecuted, made to pay a definite fine and/or do time. This fine or punishment must be defined by an act of parliament.

Security operatives will work with social media platforms and Nigerian ISPs to get the information of people who spread fake news so they can be punished. When a few people are used to set example, everybodi go get sense. The government doesn't care about it because they believe they have more important things to worry about.

You have no idea about tech..

Every code is trash..
The codes the ISPs are using is trash..

No really, but in the coding world.

People can actually mask dia IP, send fake news from outside the country, etc etc...

Fake news no be our problem... Na poverty

Op u daft..

Regulated for what?


You think if it's possible Dem for never do am..

It's impossible.....

Try dey exposed small..

Bush baby..

elated177:
Like I expected, you didn't answer my questions.





I am real already.

Define traditional religion.

You keep mentioning curses without being specific. What curses did they bring? Mention them. How did your ancestors abandon something that was supposedly superior for an inferior thing? How? Were they charmed?

Stop acting like a white man. Be real, be u, be ur self, accept your origin, accept your root, be natural, be African.

We all know the whites brought all manner of curses to our blessed land.. But, you are opposing this fact.

No manner of explanation will ever suit you for now..

I know why you are scared, you are scared of worshipping our God's.. You don't have to worship any God as a trado, just be African. That's enough... Don't believe the falacies of the white mans religion, that's better.

Believe your strength will come from your roots not the white mans roots.

elated177:
The non-negroes didn't make you hate anything.

The phone you are using to browse came from non-black people.

Not that anyone is stopping you from worshipping whatever it is you want to worship, so long as it doesn't involve shedding human blood. It is your life, your choice.


Mention some of the curses brought by the non-negroes to Black Africa.

If our ancestors already had something superior or much better than whatever it was that the non-negroes offered them, why did they abandon it? Who in his right mind abandons a great thing for something lower or inferior?

The Creator loves all who love him and obey his Commandments, irrespective of their races, tribes, ethnicities, languages or even colours of their skins.

Look at how far the Europeans, Asians, Americans, etc have gone. Look at their societies, barring such things as homosexuality and its approval. Look at how they govern one another with love and respect. Now, let us say, hypothetically, of course, that the God of the non-negroes and the God of the African Negroes are different, which one do think is superior?

You that will not even look back or remember that your root if you were offered the opportunity to travel to any of the lands of those you claim brought curses to your land. Mtcheeeeew!

You think development has anything to do with God's?

We have our own way that will lead us to development..

Even the people you mentioned copied some of their development from other races..

Our ancestors were deceived by the whites ... You think a slave masters will offer his slaves any meaningful solution?

I don't want to castigate any religion... It's agianst our rules..

Trado African religion is our nature, is our way, it's me, it's u.

Our people will be liberated from these curses and brainwashing very soon.

Oga go back to your roots... Be real, be original, be you.

If you get mind buy stg..
No fo get to put stop loss of 7% loss.

Don't buy agian once it cross 20%..

Na so market be.

Don't repeat this lil this carelessly if Stg moon.

Chikacha:
I bought into some of those Asian market too. When is time for shitcoin, they will bring liquidity.
The real thing is that this market is for a trader, if you are a Player, this one is for you till year end or last quarter.
Me, I am holding and continue to buy till then. No selling.

.

I luv those Asians.

Bitcoin just dey run..

Who dey chase am..

May be BTC is running to 30k..

Abass07:
wow! That's a lot of money

In tech that's a small money..

You can take that money in less than 6 months from NL..

6 months even too much..

tinsel:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1635275581687463946/photo/1

Bush man..

Wetin wrong dia?

CodeTemplar:
Nairaland is heavy on ads but carefully spread out.

To know what its worth to Seun currently, do some real research:
Go to the sections and get the ad rates.
Monitor the ads for 3 months and know how active they are.
Compute the revenue from the ad frequency and section prices then add them up. I say at least N100 million

Hundred million is reasonable..

Rubbish!

Hammer from heaven no go pain Dem..

Mbaka, talk beta thing..

Story! Story!!

post=121706454:
All genuine and true love for JAGABAN BOLA AHMED TINUBU, our President-elect.

The most experienced and qualified among them all.

A better Nigeria all around is all we want at [b][/b].

God bless Tinubu and Shettima.
God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬.

What has APC done for your vulture grilling business?

Prosperous Monday to every one.. The whole week will be fruitful to u all...