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Hacks4dummies:
good day boss.. please can you help me with resources on how to pass these crossover.com exams? And also, can I please send a DM.. I really need to talk to you sir. I would appreciate it if you lent me your eyes,

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fman:
I know say u no be small boy
And I never called u one.
But believe me: u never even see life
Not to talk of see finish!!

Lolz

Guy, I don see dis life finish.

Most of what we were taught are wrong. They don't work in the real world.

In life we have the real world and the world we have made up in our hearts.

The kids from disciplined home acheive less in real life...

Life is all about your ability to conquer.

Parents don't even teach dat one or even our schools. Every body want you to be disciplined so they can trample on you.

When last did d world celebrate any man cos he is disciplined. They only celebrate Laurel's.

Wake up.

I don see dis life finish. Na d good dey die, the bad dey live long.

Who discipline ep?

Nobody is talking about getting want you want, and he to..

The people you will vote for next year, how disciplined are they... Are dey d msot disciplined and con3?

fman:
When u grow up, u will find out

I think when u grow u you will find out.

See, I don see dis life finish....

I am not a small boy.

FahBuLous:
I started my tech journey few weeks ago and I think it's been bliss so far, being able to solve problems and trying out new codes everyday, watching tutorials and I have already built a little stuff with just HTML and CSS..

But I have been thinking, when I have a good understanding of coding, how do I make money from it?

Lets not only be suggesting tech skills but ways to monetize the skill too...

Your inputs are all welcome..

Lalatisclala
Seun
Mynd44

No body actually gave u a meaningful advice or suggestion. Sorry! Na so d forum b.

Every man for him self...

E go beta.

jesmond3945:
https://www.nairaland.com/7100014/job-hunting-experiences-junior-developer/12#116102911

Sombody on this thread used one week to learn a framework and got a job. There is no template to this thing. I am no longer an authority in this programming matter abeg.
Meanwhile guys check out this job site otta dot com is very good with testimonies.

Oga thank you.

Most commenters with 100 yrs of exp, 10 remote jobs, earning big pay, will never give a useful info like dis.

Thanks.

I hate LinkedIn and all those old sch sites.

rakumi:
A web designer that also has Proficiency in front-end development web programming languages such as HTML and CSS, and JavaScript... Just say you want developer

They want a web slave.

fman:
At least discipline will crave a niche in the society for them.
An indisciplined youth is a menace to the society.
You r the one that needs to wise up.
Mind you I no dey cap dust.
I dey talk the reality of life.

A poor youth Isa menace to the Society.

This usless discipline formart d white man brought upon us.

Hw disciplined are the whites, yet the world can do without them.

Life is bigga Dan this so-called discipline.

I ask again, will discipline make a child become the world richest?

Hw will discipline elp someone carve a niche for themselves?

Kenpaly:
I am an intercessor In C C R N And GOD Has been helping people through my intacessesion to them.just drop one prayer point 4 me here and i asured you that before september 10 you will see ur result.some food sturfs i enjoying now is given to me by people that achieve result through my intercessing to God for them.

Pray for me

I want to make money... I want to move forward in life.

Thanks

fman:
You dad knows that he has a Mumu
Daughter.
No too reason am
Just amend your ways

U Sabi d OP?

No dey cap dust..

Na your type make govt dey ruin dis nation.


Your don't know dis so called discipline thing is another form of oppression, slavery, wickedness, etc.

Who discipline don elp?

Will d discipline turn d kids into the world's richest or world successful?

Wise up.

Religious parents mostly. Most lack self control and coordination. They just hide it behind religion.

Most relgious people don't have good relationship with dia fellow humans, they just don't know how.

They want their kids to be holy, moral, decent, etc. As if na wetin dia kids go chop...

Nothing suppose concern ya dad with your ear rings or dressing?



Sorry!

Just hustle make it money..


The most important thing in this life is money any oda tin is not important.

ChizzyBuna:
Im a jew man.
A girl is giving me greenlight
PLEASE how do i arrange sex with her

1. Should i approach her and tell her to meet me in a room, then start touching and letting her know i want to Bleep

2. Should i take her out to eat then after eating let her know that we should go to hotel.

3. Should i tell her straight up that i want to Bleep her

4.Should i offer her 5k and tell her lets Bleep.

Please i need OG advice

Carry her cum ur house.

Give her plenty food and drinks, plus plenty money. No initiate sex at this stage. Free her

Then tell her to come again.

Repeat step one (Give her plenty food and plenty money) like 5 more times, on d sixth time na she go open toto for you.

Na she go dey rush you.

Drop d link or Bleep it... Una too get swt mouth.

Alcoron:
Are you still angry at the way they treated you last year? Is that why you didn't apply again?

I am not angry at them. Its normal, its a game of chance.

For now, I have a diff dream.

Chaos14:
I remember a day i helped a female friend who had been stranded by the guy she went to meet so i got her a uber and gave her some money. Fastforward. Three days later i asked her how she ways she said she was okay. then i jokingly asked her " can't you say thank you for what happened" then she said "why must you men always ask for something in return".
so now i want to ask why its hard for females to say thank you nlfpmod

Cos thank is thank you reserved for Alpha males.

woman u 4 carry go ya house, lash.

Alcoron:
On which TV station did you watch the season 8 last year?

I cant remember the name...

OP, Stop been confused. NA SATAN OWN D WORLD.

Oya rest!

Alcoron:
You are really brave LikeAking to have gone through all this and still be able to tell the tales. You should have applied this year too.

I didn't.

Alcoron:
No, I haven't don mine. Thanks, let me see wat I gt.

Ok

Alcoron:
I can't understand how you were an early bird, and still went in in 5s, only 30s to pitch? That's too harsh.
If it was in the evening when the judges would be tired, it would be understable.

5 per batch was used from the first to the last.

Pichting is very brief..

Just your company name

Brief description

Hw u making money?

They have lots of people to listen to for d day.

Pitchers don't get time to talk or explain.

Have done urs?

Try, urs may b diff.

Good luck.

soles21:
There's a plugin "anima" for figma but you'll have to pay for it

Thanks.

Guys, wats d best way to convert Figma design to HTML?

Thanks

Hw much?

Eriokanmi:
I don't want to share any number or contact with anyone. If you could say I'm lying despite going as far as cursing myself when nobody is going to pay me for narrating my experience, how wouid you now trust the contact? Tinz dey happen my broda. Pray make you no see wahala.

U know say cursing ur sef no dey work.
May b u one hype on MOG.

Eriokanmi:
No be lie bros. That's why I cursed myself because people hardly believe such stories. I can curse myself countless times over it.

Where dis man of God dey live?

The car go well.

Just drop d price.

Plus plenty interior and engine pix... E show say na u gt am.

Eriokanmi:
God Almighty is my witness. I have nothing to gain, should I lie. I've cursed myself already in my previous post if the story was cooked up. Who jokes with that especially when you stand to gain nothing? I went that far because people are hard to believe with stories shared on the social media

Oga!

I smell lies.


Hw come in real life we don't see dis miracles?

Some of us have been attending churches o.

Alcoron:
LikeAking, dis year's auditions av started. Were u among d early birds last year?

I was.

marv1:
Please ooo. I want to know and contact you to recommend someone to the church

Na lies!

Eriokanmi:
On a nairalander's request....I'd like to share the below:

Cc:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44, et al

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In short, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote loads of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, my job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa grin. Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) he said his gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bondage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it with passion. God bless

Lies!

Alcoron:
It's ok senior man, sometimes we even forget to log in to our ₦L emails. But taking 5 people at once isn't a good practice. How will they get to listen to 5 pitches at once.

No matter how many people are, they should give every contestant at least 1 minute.

Or split the judges into 2 parts to take more people or split people into different days to come audition.

Did you audition in Lagos?

Mine was in PH.

fidelmarshal199:

If the decision is mine to make, I would have commanded that every snake on this earth should be slaughtered, They have no domestic value.

Hw Lala go feel?

dodgelord:
Python na cheat programming
Language
E too easy I swr

Ok!