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Education / Re: Spit That Comes Out After People Sleep by lilbarracuda(m): 9:01am On Jan 17, 2021
ThankYouGod:
Also, please what is the English word for shifting, turning or moving awkwardly while sleeping? Yoruba people call it 'jarunpa'.



They just call it "toss and turn"
Phones / Re: Check Out This Earbuds by lilbarracuda(m): 9:46pm On Jan 03, 2021
saw this particular one on jumia.
it will cost me more than 3500 but not more than 4000 to be delivered to me. Still weighing my options if I'd get it or nah
Education / Re: What Is The Name Of Your University And Course You Are Studying by lilbarracuda(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2020
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY.


Estate management
Education / Re: Pls Can 8 Credit Guarantee You A Nice Course. Into The University by lilbarracuda(m): 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2020
Well you only need 5 O'level credits.
And O'level credits can't land you a good course as it's just 10% of the total aggregate, jamb covers 50% while post utme take the remaining 40%. But if you do well in the jamb and post utme then the O'level credits is an added bonus.

Then if you applying at schools where you won't have to write post utme then it might help you get something good
Crime / Re: If You Are Reading This It's Too Late by lilbarracuda(m): 5:34pm On Dec 27, 2020
musicproducer:
before u die lets fuk each




grin grin grin

The wicked producer
Young John?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Men Are Fvcking Broke!!! by lilbarracuda(m): 10:56pm On Dec 24, 2020
We agree to disagree with you
Education / Re: I Need This Book by lilbarracuda(m): 11:47pm On Dec 20, 2020
chrome should do the needful
Romance / Re: Is 15,000 Enough For Feeding For 2 Weeks? by lilbarracuda(m): 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2020
it's more than enough. I get #5,000 from home for a month
Politics / Re: Kankara School Register Shows 668 Schoolboys Still Missing by lilbarracuda(m): 1:33pm On Dec 14, 2020
More boys to the firepower.
They will end up becoming BH boys just like they carted off with em chibok girls
Education / Re: I Applied For Nursing Science But I Was Given Electrical Electronics Engineering by lilbarracuda(m): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2020
Crackhead25:
You are lucky tho cheesy
I'm pulling through Sha....You an OAU student??

yea. estate management (EDM)
Education / Re: I Applied For Nursing Science But I Was Given Electrical Electronics Engineering by lilbarracuda(m): 2:19pm On Dec 12, 2020
Crackhead25:


I swear I dey part undecided

Applied for nursing with an A level result,instead they gave me industrial chemistry....Now I have to enter yellow house with a maths dry head...

I just pray I'll cope when ASUU calls off cause I'm scared asf,due to stuffs I heard about the so called yellow house.

A friend of mine who was also a bcp student and we were admitted for the same course had to defer the admission out of fear for mth201 grin.

UNIVERSITIES AND PLOT TWIST!




Smart friend..
You will smell pepper there.
my background in mathematics was poor so I was always struggling but now I don commot my hand from anything to do with yellow or white house
Education / Re: Madam Koi Koi: The MOST FEARED Woman In Boarding Schools by lilbarracuda(m): 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020
Rumour has it that she lost on leg after the accident. The koi koi sound was from her leaping in her heels
Fashion / Re: How To Make Skin Lightening Soap With Black Soap ( Ose Dudu), Omi Ojo, Omi Aro E by lilbarracuda(m): 7:40am On Dec 07, 2020
In the mixture above, you never mentioned how we go about the camwood
Nairaland / General / Re: A Big Snake I Just Killed In Front Of My House Now. What's The Name ? (photos) by lilbarracuda(m): 7:30pm On Dec 06, 2020
gaboon viper.

I hear they say it's jejenlos

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Education / Re: Best Courses To Study With These Grades by lilbarracuda(m): 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2020
Any science related courses
Education / Re: ASUU Vs Gov't Meeting On Monday Nov.,9th by lilbarracuda(m): 9:15am On Nov 10, 2020
Saintinoo:

There is no FGN and ASUU meeting on wednesday, between outcome of FG team meeting on monday was expected to be known only when it is being sent to ASUU.


Okay.
Thanks for the info
Education / Re: ASUU Vs Gov't Meeting On Monday Nov.,9th by lilbarracuda(m): 1:07am On Nov 10, 2020
They didn't meet yesterday. Only the FG team met ( not sure if they did)
ASUU and FG will meet on Wednesday

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Literature / Re: An Event That Never Occurred. by lilbarracuda(m): 4:57pm On Nov 06, 2020
KelvinCoaster:

Lol,
you're such a great writer!
Don't give up!


What makes you say so?
Literature / Re: An Event That Never Occurred. by lilbarracuda(m): 2:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
Sorry guys.

I got banned for reasons I don't know.
I'll continue shortly but everything will be jam-packed in a page which might make the reading cumbersome but please bear with me.
Literature / Re: An Event That Never Occurred. by lilbarracuda(m): 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2020
Jokingly, I did mention I was gonna miss not seeing that smile anymore, maybe I didn't put it directly to her but I did mentioned I would loved to take a picture of her smiling or perhaps I kidnap her and force her smile every time I wanted her to and lastly I just take her head from her shoulders put it in a show glass and let her take her body.

She laughed as she went away calling me a joker
Later that night I was in her quarters with a mahogany wood about the size of a Barton and while she was asleep with the pretty smile on.
Literature / Re: An Event That Never Occurred. by lilbarracuda(m): 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2020
In 2020, I met a youth corper with the brightest and cutest smile ever. Summoned a lil courage then I approached her telling her how I loved and appreciated how cute the smile was. While the conversation was approaching it's 10th minutes, she mentioned "Today is gonna be my last Day in town"
Literature / An Event That Never Occurred. by lilbarracuda(m): 1:07pm On Nov 05, 2020
I'm not really much of a good writer, in fact I don't consider myself a writer but on certain occasions I get feedback from my contacts on WhatsApp messenger that I should consider writing whenever I drop short stories on my status.

So here's one that never happened.
Politics / Re: 428 Federal Ministries, Depts, Agencies Can’t Pay Salaries by lilbarracuda(m): 2:23pm On Nov 02, 2020
we are all used to suffering and smiling.
When we were protesting against police brutality and bad governance and all. If they had joined then im sure their matters would have been settled. Let's start to #SORO SOKE now better hunger kills us
Pets / Re: Pls Is This A 100% Bull Mastiff by lilbarracuda(m): 4:16pm On Oct 29, 2020
very much a bull mastiff

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Politics / Re: Lekki Tollgate: Amnesty International Doesn’t Run This Country — Femi Adesina by lilbarracuda(m): 10:29am On Oct 29, 2020
theenchanter:
why do u choose to be eternally stupid?


Because his dad was.

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Education / Re: How Will This Year’s Admission Look Like by lilbarracuda(m): 3:40pm On Oct 25, 2020
those applying to federal institutions will resume middle or late next year. Wahala for who no get admission this year na 2022 them go resume
Education / Re: Pls Which Course Can Lit Maths English CRS Govt Civic Textile Yor Do In Uni by lilbarracuda(m): 6:04pm On Oct 22, 2020
Zeeknow3245:

The major JAMB subject combination for law are 4 subjects namely: English language, literature, Government and Economics or Commerce

I can't find it as you stated.
Moreover, different schools with different combinations.
We could all be right

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