Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

no Sha forget me for ur small will before you go to the world beyond

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lo


What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

Actually those people are nice . begging you to leave this harsh country to rest in a better place
.

when you get there help me greet my grandma... although she's in heaven. and I'm not sure you will get there

life no easy but before you die abeg i go need make you drop statement so dat i go fit take over your smartphone.


death is not a new thing fah.

If this is real, then you have fake people around you. I will advice you to embrace life as the situation you are passing through now is just for the now. Tomorrow will always be better. Change your circle and this so called people who are frienemies.

Give me your neighbour number make I bless him account


Correct guy

Rhodaogunpeju:


Actually those people are nice . begging you to leave this harsh country to rest in a better place
.

when you get there help me greet my grandma... although she's in heaven. and I'm not sure you will get there

Better place kill you there ...why not go to the better place too.... What makes you so sure your grandma is in heaven...

pls don't kill yourself, with time everything wil work out for u, life is sweet o if u cn be patient.

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

pls if you're owing anyone money .. Endure to pay before you die you hear ... ok .. die well my friend

Make I get that your oraimo charger abeg
Haha


Better delete that thought off your head, you will be fine in the end

Very funny...sniper is now free

Angelacruz:
Very funny...sniper is now free

Is now free so ?

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

Try and drink chilled sniper and Dforce.

Shebi you be Gboy,dash me $20 na OG!

woow I can't stop laughing oo. From the post to the comments section. NAIRALAND is very full fun aswear. Am really enjoying Dix forum bcox am new here. OP pls don't kill urself oo.

Nawaooooo

pls dont give in to those evil thoughts and wicked commenters b4 me bros u hear me!

Please don't die without donating your organs to the nearest hospital..please and please

MejiLoyon:
Give me your neighbour number make I bless him account


Correct guy

boss make I drop my own in place of his good neighbor

What if life is the devil curse and death God blessings?

What if we're not really living, everything is just an illusion?

What if you die and realize you've wasted so much time living?

What if we were never meant to be here?

What if you die and realize there are greater problems?

What if death is the solution or not?

What if...?

abeg pass me your generator set and AC if you have lmao. who go beg you make you no die? in this frustrating shithole? we even need to depopulate sef we don too much.

Give me your neighbour number make I bless him accountCorrect guy

Offpoint1:
What if life is the devil curse and death God blessings?

What if we're not really living, everything is just an illusion?

What if you die and realize you've wasted so much time living?

What if we were never meant to be here?

What if you die and realize there are greater problems?

What if death is the solution or not?

What if...?

What if kill you there ....

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

no joy on Nairaland

Please don't die o! Fulfil your God ordained purpose first.

RealGboy:
Guys please help me .. I tried to kill myself today out of frustration because I lost my last card to sportybet but part of me did not want to die , So I decided I'll tell my neighbor who is also a friend , hoping he would try and discourage me and also cheer me up.. but lo and behold he started giving me quick ways I can die faster , I thought he was joking and I just left him... Only for this Man to call me 20 minutes later to ask why I'm still alive and also begging me to give him my plasma Tv before I go..

I called my pastor to tell him have been thinking about suicide lately and the so called Man if God told me to sow a big seed in the church before I go so that God can have mercy on my soul...

What's happening I just need someone to beg me not to die ... Guys pls beg me .. pls

RealGboy:




What if kill you there ....

.hope u are good and better.. I'd love u to talk and resonate with ur Lord and Master, if he doent give up on u, nobody else matters.
..love and light!

A realGboy lost his last card? Wahala don drink combine.

There are many ways to die.....do your research and choose one way and follow through..... After all, when u tell them, don't do it, una nor dey here.

Masonkaycares:
A realGboy lost his last card? Wahala don drink combine.

lol baba say wahala don drink ogogoro

Guy you even get data to post am.
Go use that data download (the power of positive thinking by Robert).
Read it to the last page.
And thank me later

abeg before you die kindly drop your phone for me