nyabinghi:
means who fears pussy

Idiot!!! Dat is not d mean,it means "hand of God"

babyfaceafrica:
The rich do not care about tribe or religion,....its only the poor and naïve that make noise tribally

True talk bro
Poverty is a disease and it has consume dis Yoruba pple

nairaarea:
*MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE AT HOME.* THOUGH IS QUITE LONG BUT I URGE YOU TO READ AND THANK ME LATER

Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile. Who is her lover? A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls
suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look
'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In
months, they would start sleeping around with little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease. The campus is called a school; school not sex! You are on campus to receive education not ejaculation. You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a penis. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'. You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will
definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself. Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a
coward who cannot stand before your father. And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience. Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent?
I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sheddy, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?
What happened to your cultural values?
Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting up yourself for a heartbreak? I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!
The other gifts for the rest of her life are her
care and character not her curves and
complexion! Real men know this; so, get it
screwed in! Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy'
and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch your breast and you would smile? They would ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are
indeed a mistake. I'm not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So, pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap?
I am writing this with both love and pain in my heart and that's why am sounding stern. I know about two girls now that have been living with
their boyfriend since year one and as it is now they can't even even count how many abortions they had for that same boy at sch bae. it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did
almost took her life and that made her bleed for 4 months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.. As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent.
To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you.
....... . Thanks.

Bernice Cryout(Voice of Inspiration)
400Level Department of Nursing,
Nnamdi Azikiwe University

Good but u urself miss writter,are you a virgin?
Can u tell us boldly dat u ve not sleep wit more dan two boys in ur campus?
Are u not a victim of wat u r advising?
Don't you cook for your boyfriend if u visit him?
All dis I m sure u can't deny
SO SHUT UP!!!

cardoctor:
This thread should be in the " Romance " section and not here.

Where e con dey b4?
U r jonzin

jmichlins:
believe me there are still good people in this nation. i wanted to transfer some money to my mum the other day and made a mistake, I called the guy that got the guy and he promised to send the money back which I thought was a joke and later did few days later to my surprise

I swear to God,I don't understand ur story...ur english is so bad dat I begin to wonder if u did narrative essay in ur school

My top ten list of club supporters in staduims
1.Liverpool supporters
2. BVB
3. Barcelona
4. Real madrid
5. Celtic
6. Man Utd
7. Bayern munich
8. Schakle O4
9. A.Madrid
10. Arsenal

Do you agree with this list?

weblord1900:
IN asa voice... if you ask me eee ,, na who I go ask..

Idiot,it is omawummi nt asa

What is dis one trying to say? Shey kerry na persin? Dis akintola self dey maya

soberdrunk:
Why all the fuss about a "Nigerian" coming to "Nigeria"? Nigerians can like to hype anything with 'foreign' connection ehen! Wetin he sing way Darey abi Adekunle nor fit sing?

Idiot,datz aw dey will b sayin rubbish
Adekunle local compare to jidenna international
I m sure u r frm abeokuta,local person

Ghanians nd deRe own invented oral english Dos pple r spoiling d english nd dey feel lyk dey r getin it ryt Naija r still d best british english speaker in Africa

[quote author=Horsesmouth post=48786605][/quote] You must be mad my frnd Brown roof nation boy

Who cares?


Dem sisters no go eat ni? Since buhari don scatter country won't dey find anoda job?
For ur info,datz wat I do too for a living
Come and catch me fuckin RSS!!!
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Proudly Lagosian

wayodude:


Let me help you the 'masses' understand contracts better.

Kelechi signed his first Man City contract in 2014. It was a 5 year contract which was to run until 2019. Apart from the contract duration, the contract included certain 'terms and conditions' which i believe would have included things like wages, bonuses, squad role, etc. He signed this contract as a fresh kid from the academy so you can imagine what the terms and conditions would have been, yea?

Now fast forward 2 years to 2016. He is apparently developing into the star they expected him to become. Unlike 2 years ago, he is now a FIRST TEAM PLAYER and a FULL INTERNATIONAL with a fast growing reputation in world football! The club is obviously very happy. They say Kelechi our son, come siddon make we discuss that your contract again, before all those vultures (Man Utd, PSG etc) begin pass back door dey worry you. So they offer him a NEW CONTRACT which not only extends the duration of his previous contract but also enhanced conditions, a more important squad role and of course improved pay. Now Kelechi is very happy, Man City are also very happy to have the security of his continued services.

The club make a press release showing Kelechi holding a pen and posing in front what appears to be a contract. They announce that he has committed his future to the club. All the vultures and their agents sigh! ...and then move on to the next one.

Meanwhile.....somewhere on Nairaland people are arguing and correcting other people about stuff they clearly do not know much about.

Mr too know,the club annouced a contract extension of 2year + his 3yrs
Bt the club was specific enough to tell us that the contract is 2yrs while you nd Nairaland they form oversabi

stevedeey:
Nawa o... Two additional years of contract that will keep him at the Etihad till all least 2021 is what we saw on their twitter handle and official website.. How e come become 5 years here is what we don't know. Congrats to our brother though.

I tire for KoboLand o...datz aw they will b lying for us
Something that is 2yrs,they say 5yrs
Na dem wan pay e remaining 3yrs salary?

tosyne2much:
3. When a lady you barely know follows or quotes you on Nairaland

And what?
So I should go crazy?

Who cares? Is benue a state? Fukon state Ashawo children plenty dere

This tin is simple na...all muslim shld go to muslim skul nd christiam to xtiam skul
I wonder wat a muslim is doin in a "st" school

Na dem sabi...Even if dey die,my own na say make e no catch me o

Watchin Justice league of America---apolcalpyso

Bat man won't fight thor lyk dat...remember wen e fought superman e was wearin d suit of Zod which made him a match to superman...do u knw batman can defeat all member os DC cuz e have all dere weakness....d bat defeated d greatest villain on earth Dark side!...nd if captain America can stand thor,y not batman...aliens power are base on technology,dey are no territial lyk batman ability...d Bat will defeat thor nd any Member of d Marvel universe!..thank u