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Politics / Re: CNN: Lagos Battling Floods, Rising Seas; Soon Unlivable Experts Warn by Lilgabby(m): 11:39am On Aug 23, 2021
And the leader of the goddess said, "we will let them build their houses and have each rest of mind of their homes. And when the times comes ...we will besiege the whole island ... We would trap everyone and even the most biggest and popular of the people will not escape our wrath. They keep shifting our lands far far distance like we do not exist bcause of their greeds and power. Time will come, we will rise like a tornado �️ and surround the whole island. The world will shake at it. Time is near" ....that was how i woke up. This is nt the first time its happening. Lets pray. Government keep shifting this water away and drying most of tthe parts turning them into lands. The day this water will rise back to its position. It will shamble everything that get its way and it will be one of this largest tsunami ever sighted. Take note of my words.
I'M THE UNKNOWN!!!!
Education / Re: 3 Times China Turned Deserts Into Complete Forest Areas by Lilgabby(m): 7:52am On Aug 10, 2021
mountmoriah:
Good for you hem, it needed in the north too so they can have enough arable lands for grazing
I like smart people like you.
Bubu should start making meeting arrangement to develop such too here cuz our desert gan useless.... No tourists...nothing nothing.... At least, all this fulani can divert their to feed their cows so peace could rein. ... Bubu gan will nt be left out to bring is cows also. Am i right?
Food / Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by Lilgabby(m): 10:38am On Aug 06, 2021
Nawao... Nd na human being go wan chop diswan.... Kuku kimme na.

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Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by Lilgabby(m): 2:02am On Aug 06, 2021
yenereal:


You are very stupid. Your father asked him.
Your paa nd maa dey craze for where them day. Dead or alive.
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by Lilgabby(m): 6:56pm On Aug 05, 2021
donbenie:
The fact that you don't want to learn,does not mean everyone is like you..
Oga oxford... Epeleh �
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by Lilgabby(m): 6:55pm On Aug 05, 2021
zagorakis:
Shut up



Your paaaa
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by Lilgabby(m): 6:54pm On Aug 05, 2021
harley88:


Dumb and unwilling to learn
Headmaster... Peleeee . haha
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Elephant Tusks Worth ₦22.3 Billion Intercepted In Lagos by Lilgabby(m): 4:51pm On Aug 05, 2021
Beancounter94:
For those of you wondering why our customs is stopping elephant tusks...Nigeria is a signatory to something called CITES....which prevents the trade in endangered species and their byproducts.

Not following CITES can lead to sanctions.

For more info see here
Who ask you ?

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy To Build Warships For export To Other Countries by Lilgabby(m): 6:45am On Jul 26, 2021
Cant nigeria do something alone . must we always get support. Whats wrong with our independence mentality.??
Celebrities / Re: Suruche Arrested For Having Tattoo, Tagged A 'Cultist' (Video) by Lilgabby(m): 2:31pm On Jul 15, 2021
StreetFight:


You will soon be arrested, paraded, prosecuted and jailed because you are bad in the society
Hahahahahahah. E pain am!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Suruche Arrested For Having Tattoo, Tagged A 'Cultist' (Video) by Lilgabby(m): 8:35am On Jul 15, 2021
LordVoldermort:
Tattoos are associated with gangs in Nigeria which he surely knew yet he wore it out so he can get attention, well now he's getting all the attention he needs, hopefully he would soon release his own soapy album.
Shutup ur mouth.... Black people with black thinking. So because i did a tattoo, i should be tag as a gang member of some sort . this are the reasons nigeria can never move forward. Na we gan gab be our problem.

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Politics / Re: JTF Locks Down Egbema Kingdom, Warri Over Attack, Killing Of Soldiers by Lilgabby(m): 4:08pm On Jul 08, 2021
Foolish cowards. Always a coward. Slaves to their northern gullible leaders who can only provide catapult for youths to fight armed bandits. What a stupid leader in cruise country.
Sports / Re: Real Madrid Unveil Photos Of Their New Bernabeu Stadium With Retractable Roof by Lilgabby(m): 10:05am On Jul 08, 2021
And una Zoo leaders still dey debate on OPEN GRAZING and catapults to fight bandits armed with sophisticated AK47 rifles. Abeg,who gan gan dey do nigerian?
Politics / Re: Katsina PDP Youths To Use Catapults To Fight Bandits (photos) by Lilgabby(m): 8:40am On Jul 06, 2021
Please...i need an answer.
ARE WE GOING BACKWARD OR FRONTWARD
Politics / Re: Fire Service Workers To Start Carrying AK-47, Other Firearms by Lilgabby(m): 1:05pm On Jul 04, 2021
Another way to collect more allocation funds with billions even if they made us all believe it is. Another way of employing jobless tyrants who they use to commit their usual crimes. Imagine buhari still fighting security and only development so far they are quick to archive in a minutes is adding more fire arms to the public. Naija na cruise ....
Nigerians.... Believe it or not....
Dem don curse us.
Health / Re: Hallitosis(Mouth Odour) Has Finished Me; Pls Help A Brother by Lilgabby(m): 11:31am On Jun 13, 2021
Naira marley will say....
"Ko te ese ile bo" .....
Go spiritual.......
Politics / Re: Akeredolu Commissions Amotekun's Headquarters In Ondo (Pictures) by Lilgabby(m): 8:51am On Jun 09, 2021
How many securities forces are we having in this era, and yet crazy things are still happening. Later now, this ones will turn to something. God, why was i born in such a country with old selfish dullerds rulling us. Why.... Why....
Education / Re: She Was Sacked For Telling Students To Pray For Nigeria by Lilgabby(m): 11:29pm On May 24, 2021
donbachi:
Which One is "why"..She leave school wey She go pray for..go dey pray for nigeria.
Chaiii... Werey re oooh ....hahahahahah
Politics / Re: Depot Nigerian Army Cancels Pop Late Army Chief Attahiru Was To Attend by Lilgabby(m): 7:47pm On May 22, 2021
Who be d idiot wey dey always compose una headlines sef.... Una think say na everybody understand una yeye grammer.
Celebrities / Re: Baby Mama Kemi Ayorinde: Lyta Can't Afford ₦13k Balloons For Son Aari's Birthday by Lilgabby(m): 9:03pm On May 19, 2021
Hungry broke ass punny looking for cheap attention. Hahahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Welcomes Twins, Jelani & Jalil, On His 27th Birthday (Photos) by Lilgabby(m): 2:20pm On May 01, 2021
Pastorjohn2:
Child of satan

I pity his Children, Born of a sinful father that produces satanic music
I can already see how sorrowful those unfortunate children will be in future
Pastor john..m. Eti ya werey ooh ....
If you no see person tell you for here... I go tell you ..
Eti yawerey sir.... Werey buruku... Werey wakananki ... Werey gidi... Unfortunate werey niyen sir oooh.... E ponu gan sir.....ah.... Eh ponu gidigan ni sir.... Werey yin ti dey 5GB .... If we formate am... O ma dota ... ... Nd u fit mad again.... .
Romance / Re: Let Me Tell You What Sex Is Like As A Single by Lilgabby(m): 7:03pm On Apr 15, 2021
Hypocrisy still strongly rule this dreaded country called nigeria. Pls give the idiot one bottle of trophy
Health / Re: Baby Born With 3 Joysticks In Iraq by Lilgabby(m): 9:04pm On Apr 06, 2021
This wan come Bleep ....no doubt ! Hahahabab
Car Talk / Re: My Car Vibrates When I Turn On Ac by Lilgabby(m): 8:29am On Apr 03, 2021
Go car profile for ur settings. Comot am for vibration put am for outdoor mode. Or make u kukuma put am for silent mood. If it continues same way. Carry am go computer villiage.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Scammed Me by Lilgabby(m): 5:53pm On Mar 15, 2021
Abeg. ..you fit use am the series make u dey update us. Na beg i dey beg. I wan knw hw e go end. ....
U fit give am name like "The thief that lies in joy's heart" ....just give am name. Make this wan be episode one. .....

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Politics / Re: Air Strikes In Orlu: "They Have Finally Brought The War Upon Us" - IPOB by Lilgabby(m): 10:52pm On Feb 18, 2021
I told you....
Read my comments months back about this coming to past.
Celebrities / Re: B-Red: 'I Spend #900k To Cut My Hair Every Year' (Video) by Lilgabby(m): 11:46pm On Feb 16, 2021
Egbami....
Which hair?
Hair where.....
Which..... Lorri ro!
Food / Re: Pictures Of The Massive Python My Dad Caught by Lilgabby(m): 11:44pm On Feb 16, 2021
chatinent:
The shoe I am seeing there must be your dad's. That shoe cannot spoil, man. I can see yours under the shoe. There's a brown smell oozing out of it.



I can see your mum's slippers there too. Clearly, she has gone to buy pepper and nchaanwu for this great feast. And I'm sure it's charcoal we cooking with.

You didn't even remove the water bottles for fetching ororo on the sofa.


I'm coming with one jar of overnight tumbo, and some wooden cup..with alligator pepper and ugba.


I can also see that you were the one who carried it home, hence the sachet water nylon lying on the floor you drank when you dropped it.


Is your sister, Titi, my lovely girlfriend around?
Officer mufu ..... You're so good at your job ....hahahahahahaha! You na clown investigator
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Bear Pains Of High Petrol Cost - Timipre Sylva by Lilgabby(m): 2:09pm On Feb 09, 2021
Its been oedered. All youth should move out. Phase 2 of #EndSarz begins. This is the final face. All units should be ready to move.

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Sports / Re: Christiano Ronaldo Launches A Five Star Hotel In Africa by Lilgabby(m): 10:31pm On Feb 08, 2021
tyup:
Any Business not launched first in Nigeria particularly, Northern Nigeria cannot do well. take this message to Ronaldo to correct his mistakes
This got me laughing my balls out

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