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LaRoyalHighness: You better save your money... you may need it in future.. Btw.. You have exams today yet you are still roaming on nl.... *You need Jesus.

actually by 2pm.. Don't wanna stress my brain too much.. That's why am here to relax my nerves...

Abbey2sam: like seriously............school is not meant for everyone....

i know.. But am sure it works for me

... After today's exam am coming back to comment... This is gonna make sense... Wish me luck though

LaRoyalHighness: ...so you knew this...yet you went ahead to open a thread... *I even thought that you needed help... smh for you as I move on to another 'serious' thread.

lol.. Not like i had it in mind.. You guys just motivated me.. Then God is gonna inspire me.. Thanks though.. Ama buy you a drink after am done with today's exam

Abbey2sam: School is not for you bro.............


try handwork

lolzzz... Really?

OmichaelO: it's not luck you need bro..it's Hardwork and God's favor..And I pray you find 'em Both..All the best!!!

yess ooo!!! Baba God noni!!

OmichaelO: ermm?...

wish me luck and stop ermmin Me.. Lemme not forget what i've read

thanks guys.. Today is the D-day... Wish me luck!!!...

OmichaelO: there is something probably wrong with your sensory and short term memory,after storing the information for a short while,it incapable of transferring it to your long term memory,where the info can be used anytime its need.. According to lonmann (1967) he stated that "Ability to Retain is a major factor which depends on the major content of the lesson and your hocum pocus is a major distorted line in the ............Arghhhh. I'm sorry,I have no idea about what am saying anymore

yea.. You should calm your nerves ... And follow the steps given by #benbuks... Am sure you'll figure out something

cooltony09: And you expect the guy to read and remember the essay you wrote here..

lolz.. I ain't no dumb ass..!!! Just a liddle pro.. Think i've gotten wha' i needed

psychologist:
These glasses that oga suen gave me are too dark....please kindly hold my hands and take me home with you

psycho stop hitting on sisia... She is here to help me out..

benbuks: ok bro...it happens

to start with , what kind of stuff are you reading ? mind you , reading & studying are different things

Is it theory course /subject or calculation related .?

sorry to say , i could perceive some percentage of miss-placed priority & laxity towards your studies , you've been having this problem since but probably didn't apply drastic measures to remedy the issue , only for you to create a thread seeking people's advice just because you're having exams tomorrow , ? for heaven sake you are not a computer that will just store everything you read at once ,

you/others in this category will have to a lesson from this , though i will give some tips that could be of help to you now or later .


our brains varies , (as in IQ) the way i assimilates is different from yours .

CASE 1:
For theory subjects/courses ( though i kinda dread some , love calculations more ) , get your updated lecture note start going through from beginning , you may not have to read everything line by line , get a jotter write down all topics treated for that semester /term , then for each write down key sub-topics , definitions of terms , laws & theories found in your " correct " updated note . then study & memorize them , you may not need to read every detail ( time being short , & you gat others waiting ) . then go through all assignments, test questions & past questions on that subjects /course , now without checking your books , try to answer the questions from the assignments , test questions or past questions after which you can check your note-book /text book to see the ones you got right or failed . same applies to others . also recall things your lecturer /teacher said during classes ( hope you attended all your lectures & listened attentively while in class ) .


CASE 2:
For curses involving calculations , you could use some idea from case 1 above . however , you will need to learn & memorize formulas & also apply all in solving different problems , solve all examples /exercise given by your lecturer & make sure they're correct , you could do this with some of your class mates ( good & serious ones oo) then you practice on your own ( as that will boost your confidence & enhance your skills ) then keep practicing on & on & on . don't be lazy or procrastinate unnecessarily
, also try tough questions from text books .


Now to your main question about quick forgetfulness or assimilation , its possible

*) you study where there is much distractions

**) you study at an in-appropriate time when your brain best assimilates

***) you use drugs /take some stuff that hinders sleep for some while

****) you watch too much of indecency ( pornography )

*****) you are suffering from psychological imbalance ( otherwise spiritual influence )

Now honestly ask yourself if you are victim of any of these then change from them & do the supposed ..

also study to learn not just to pass

exam is not really a true test of knowledge rather a test of how well/hard you prepare for it .

anybody can pass any exam & any body can fail any exam ( solely depends on you ).

hope this helps .

1luv.

wow... Thank yooouu ... So so sooo much.. You actually pinned it bro... Knew i could count on my NL friends... Cause I've been battling with this pro.. For a very long time now.. Though I never repeated a class during my jnr/snr sec school days... Buh didn't actually like my performance ... Cause i always came out the best three in my class during my primary school days.. Just don't know what happened

Thanks guys.. Buh.. Hope it's not abou' me.. Being a gemini . Cause am always occupied with many things at the same time.. And i easily get bored doing one thing for long... I'll read for a short while.. And then my mind has traveled millions of miles away ... Doing stuffs that I've read from the book.. Maybe how i graduated from school and living a beautiful life.. I don't just know...

LaRoyalHighness: Read and re-read... you ll surely understand... Goodluck!

thanks dear... Think all i need to do is pray.. Relax my nerves and then rekindle the fire of confidences ... In me.. Then am good to go.. Pheeww!!!

drfk001: My advice...get off NL and face ur book...if e no work...go river go wash your head

lolzzz.. You must be an ancient material!!!! Thanks anyway

DermalCarotene: Heyyoo..

You can take notes as you read.. And read those notes you made.. Pray before reading too.. If you feel you have forgotten anything, go back and read it again..

Even if you don't understand it, the uhmmm.. Pictures would continue playing in your mind..

If you're doing calculations, solve many questions.. Even solve examples.. They'd help..

Wishing you success in your exams!!!!

thanks so much dear.. May God so help me... Lots of calculations actually.. Am studying computer engineering...

ITbomb: STOP masturbating.
Thank me later

hmmmm.. Off point actually!!!! Get in line bro.. If you have something to say.. Say it now.. I'd be glad..

I don't know if it's just me or my slapdash manner-""gemini"" kinda way of reading.. Find it so hard to interpret what I've read in my own kinda language... Even though am left alone to read . After reading i tend to forget easily most things from the passage I've read.. And it bugs me a lot. Please need your help. Wha' am i gonna do to alter this crazy act of mine. Cause our exam starts tomorrow... *totally not an exam fever*

hot slap here..!!! Cold slap there!!! Warm slap where!!! I wonder why ladies talk about slap a lot. ..:.though i've never witnessed it,.. Maybe cause am cool. By the way.. I don't look at their p-part talk more of getting my so-holy hands on them for any playful reason.. Hihihi

mencade5: am a girl and i dont haff a boyfriend.

+ all the boys that dated me always sleep with me that very day and they leave. They are up to 50.

Now am alone.

hahahahahhahahaha... My dear na only you waka come? Come i'll help you find your missing boyfriends

IrishKez: I will, when the time comes
Maybe you'll modify yours too

Good morning!

hmmm.. Seems you're gon' make a good partner... Good afternoon... How are you? Hope i modified it good?

@op... Mind you...Not every lady is kissable.. And as for those. Hot slappers!!! Pout, snap, and post.. Let's check out your manchi power!! So you were saying?

IrishKez: No guy can just come and kiss me. There must have been a thing going on between us for him to try it. Say, there'd been a unspoken chemistry between us for him to suddenly initiate that.
My cent!



Disclaimer: I haven't kissed before o
Waiting for the right man and time

na only right man?.. You still sleepy. Modify your comment later.. Please

-------+++++ what am I actually doing? Trying to combine negative and positive together...cra) science!! Ow sorry.. You were saying


Yea.. The guy is dope!!!

Lolzz.. Bro such is life. That's the way nature wants it to be.. And you can't change that!! Like they say.. We are the givers(guys) and they are the recievers(ladies) .. So we'll always try to get their attention.. Cause we are the attention seekers.. Well all am trying to say is that.. We can't change what has been made even before we existed!!.. Unless you're a celebrity.. Or maybe a somebody (got the money)

@mod please.. Move this post to front page.. It's real.. And no joke.... !!!!!yea.. It has been confirmed!!!! Someone just called me.. To confirm it.. Said she got a text from the school.. That lectures starts on monday..!!!! By the way should i scream yippee!! Or just say okay.. Think am gonna go with.. Just okay?!!!

@op.. I never knew someone was reading my mind.. That's exactly it.. Cause since they started this world cup shit.. They've never made it to the finals or even quarter .... That's so sick... They just keep wasting our resources... Abeg make them free that cup for crying out loud...

true talk son... True talk.. You forgot to add.. Brain tumor... It gives a child brain tumor... Or worse... Brain bomb!!!! He'll start behaving like an olodo... (okpo)

don't know why it has to be this day.. This is so phucked up!!!!!!! Network is phuckingly bad

If you want to fly and move on to better things, you have to give up the things that weigh you down – which is not always as obvious and easy as it sounds.
Starting today, give up…
1.Letting the opinions of others control your life.– People know your name,not your story.  They’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through.  So take their opinions of you with a grain of salt.  In the end, it’s not what others think, it’s what you think about yourself that counts.  Sometimes you have to do exactly what’s best for you and your life, not what’s best for everyone else.
2.The shame of past failures.– You will fail sometimes, and that’s okay.  The faster you accept this, the faster you can get on with being brilliant.  Your past does not equal your future.  Just because you failed yesterday; or all day today; or a moment ago; or for the last six months; or for the last sixteen years, doesn’t have any impact on the current moment.  All that matters is what you do right now. ReadAwaken the Giant Within.
3.Being indecisive about what you want.– You will never leave where you are until you decide where you would rather be.  It’s all about findingand pursuing your passion.  Neglecting passion blocks creative flow.  When you’re passionate, you’re energized.  Likewise, when you lack passion, your energy is low and unproductive.  Energy is everything when it comes to being successful.  Make a decision to figure out what you want, and then pursue it passionately.
4.Procrastinating on the goals that matter to you.– There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.  Follow your intuition.  Don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do.  When there is love and inspiration, you can’t go wrong.  And whatever it is you want to do, do it now.  There are only so many tomorrows.  Trust me, in a year from now, you will wish you had started today.
5.Choosing to do nothing.– You don’t get to choose how you are going to die, or when.  You can only decide how you are going to live, right now.  Every day is a new chance to choose.  Choose to change your perspective.  Choose to flip the switch in your mind from negative to positive.  Choose to turn on the light and stop fretting about with insecurity and doubt.  Choose to do work that you are proud of.  Choose to see the best in others, and to show your best to others.  Choose to truly LIVE, right now.
6.Your need to be right.– If you keep on saying you’re right, even if you are right now, eventually you will be wrong.  Aim for success, but never give up your right to be wrong.  Because when you do, you will also lose your ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. ReadThe 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.
7.Running from problems that should be fixed.– We make lifeharder than it has to be.  The difficulties started when… conversations became texting, feelings became subliminal, sex became a game, the word ‘love’ fell out of context, trust faded as honesty waned, insecurities became a way of living, jealously became a habit, being hurt started to feel natural, and running away from it all became our solution.  Stop running!  Face these issues, fix the problems, communicate, appreciate, forgive and LOVE the people in your life who deserve it.
8.Making excuses rather than decisions.– Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.  A mistake doesn’t become a failure until you refuse to correct it. Thus, most long-term failures are the outcome of people who make excuses instead of decisions.
9.Overlooking the positive points in your life.– What you see often depends entirely on what you’re looking for.  Do your best and surrender the rest.  When you stay stuck in regret of the life you think you should have had, you end up missing the beauty of what you do have.  You will have a hard time ever being happy if you aren’t thankful for the good things in your life right now. ReadThe Happiness Project.
10.Not appreciating the present moment.– We do not remember days, we remember moments.  Too often we try to accomplish something big without realizing that the greatest part of life is made up of the little things.  Live authentically and cherish each precious moment of your journey.  Because when you finally arrive at your desired destination, I guarantee you,another journey will begin

If you want to fly and move on to better things, you have to give up the things that weigh you down – which is not always as obvious and easy as it sounds.
Starting today, give up…
1.Letting the opinions of others control your life.– People know your name,not your story.  They’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through.  So take their opinions of you with a grain of salt.  In the end, it’s not what others think, it’s what you think about yourself that counts.  Sometimes you have to do exactly what’s best for you and your life, not what’s best for everyone else.
2.The shame of past failures.– You will fail sometimes, and that’s okay.  The faster you accept this, the faster you can get on with being brilliant.  Your past does not equal your future.  Just because you failed yesterday; or all day today; or a moment ago; or for the last six months; or for the last sixteen years, doesn’t have any impact on the current moment.  All that matters is what you do right now. ReadAwaken the Giant Within.
3.Being indecisive about what you want.– You will never leave where you are until you decide where you would rather be.  It’s all about findingand pursuing your passion.  Neglecting passion blocks creative flow.  When you’re passionate, you’re energized.  Likewise, when you lack passion, your energy is low and unproductive.  Energy is everything when it comes to being successful.  Make a decision to figure out what you want, and then pursue it passionately.
4.Procrastinating on the goals that matter to you.– There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.  Follow your intuition.  Don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do.  When there is love and inspiration, you can’t go wrong.  And whatever it is you want to do, do it now.  There are only so many tomorrows.  Trust me, in a year from now, you will wish you had started today.
5.Choosing to do nothing.– You don’t get to choose how you are going to die, or when.  You can only decide how you are going to live, right now.  Every day is a new chance to choose.  Choose to change your perspective.  Choose to flip the switch in your mind from negative to positive.  Choose to turn on the light and stop fretting about with insecurity and doubt.  Choose to do work that you are proud of.  Choose to see the best in others, and to show your best to others.  Choose to truly LIVE, right now.
6.Your need to be right.– If you keep on saying you’re right, even if you are right now, eventually you will be wrong.  Aim for success, but never give up your right to be wrong.  Because when you do, you will also lose your ability to learn new things and move forward with your life. ReadThe 7 Habits of Highly Effective People.
7.Running from problems that should be fixed.– We make lifeharder than it has to be.  The difficulties started when… conversations became texting, feelings became subliminal, sex became a game, the word ‘love’ fell out of context, trust faded as honesty waned, insecurities became a way of living, jealously became a habit, being hurt started to feel natural, and running away from it all became our solution.  Stop running!  Face these issues, fix the problems, communicate, appreciate, forgive and LOVE the people in your life who deserve it.
8.Making excuses rather than decisions.– Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.  A mistake doesn’t become a failure until you refuse to correct it. Thus, most long-term failures are the outcome of people who make excuses instead of decisions.
9.Overlooking the positive points in your life.– What you see often depends entirely on what you’re looking for.  Do your best and surrender the rest.  When you stay stuck in regret of the life you think you should have had, you end up missing the beauty of what you do have.  You will have a hard time ever being happy if you aren’t thankful for the good things in your life right now. ReadThe Happiness Project.
10.Not appreciating the present moment.– We do not remember days, we remember moments.  Too often we try to accomplish something big without realizing that the greatest part of life is made up of the little things.  Live authentically and cherish each precious moment of your journey.  Because when you finally arrive at your desired destination, I guarantee you,another journey will begin

englishmart: She wants to be like Nicky.
10rings in 8fingers.
Fvcking bullshit

please what happened to the rest of her fingers?.. Do we need to donate for surgrey again.. Ommmm!! Am tired of donation!!