who be u self

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
come who be uuuuuuuuuuuuuu as mrrrrrrrrrr totoise askkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuu

one day mr death visited one man bcus it was his time the man asked mr death to wait while he intertains him the mans name was atn the first list ofthe namesafter the entertainment mr death deceided to start killing 4rm the last name only to find out that the man has csncelled and placed his name at the last name lo nad bhold it was still him.

one day i was going to port harcourt town and i entered a car which letter had a flatt tire.
we were taken to another car & a girl was ask to count the nos of the people . she countered and along the line she was confused when she a man not knwing whether the man was in the other car or not

pls sir are among the other car? she ask the mand waited untill she asked the second thime
sir are u in the other car?

the man ans so u don know the people that entered a car with u

the girl looked @ him and said

simple question that somebody asked u u cannot answer
na so ouner dey use fail exam

and the man loke @ her & ans
ur face dey like person wai dey pass exam self [color=#006600][/color]

ONE day ngozie see me and she showt
who is this?for not seeing me for a long time
then i answer na ur papa.

every day @ mr johns house the house girl has always been beaten for not laughing or puting any form of happiness to herself
this thing continued for quiet some time untill one day, joy came back from school went into the house removed her school uniform and all of a sudden burst into laugh 4 30mis she was laughing a lone.
every body became afraid and started asking her what what the mater was 4 good 20 mins they were unable to cam her down so they joined her in the laugh. they laughed without knowing the cause finally they held her on the mouth and started asking her her the problem of their laughter
joy:as i was as i was coming back from school they brougt my report card 4 me i i i carried 21 out of 19 and she burst out into laugh again
john: ngozie can you see the can of person you brought in to my house that is making me to laugh without cause

hey god who is my mother as the little boy asked his father in heaven.

oneday a d pig called chika wolked up in the mourning and did not greet the mother, chika did not also greet the elder brothers and sisters. as user and he just went strightly to the father's room to ask him a question
chika: daddy why is it that our mouth is biger than the mouth of all other animals?



the father answered him my son don worry wen you become old your children will also ask you the same question.

one day a pastor was preaching iside the church and his topic was not be affraid of weapons and he was just shouting don be afraid of whether worlder wepons for no wepons fashion against tou shall prosper and he never knew that an arm robber was there don be affraid of wepons as the pastor still continued then the arm rubber was provoked and he stood up and raised a gun up pastor like this one as he realised the bullet,the pastor immediately jumped out from the church windows the next day a sister asked the pastor. bot sir why did you jump from the window sister as the pastor answered
dont you know that work without faith is dead.

one day i was in my house when our ealse president, president lushagu obasanjo called me for outing
one day i was in my house when our ealse president, president lushagu obasanjo called me for outing
so sir were are we going? i ask with a big smile
to visitation he replied, visitation?pls sir who are we visiting?
obasanjo:my brothers of curse.
which of them sir? i asked
abasanjo i want to take you by supprise.
immediaely a came and carried me were by obasanjo was inside
we got to a point and we stoped then we entered into an unknown place
but sir we are ina zoo but u said is your brothers place were are we going
obasanjoreplied:watch and see
along the line we first of all visited the lions : immediately the lions saw mr else president they nearely jumped of the gate but thank God for the protectors we immediately ran out of that place we went to see the pigs, the same thing happend and i was just like woundering why animals should not be happy about afine boy like me coming to visit them with mr else president .
we finally went to visit the monkeys immediately the monkeys saw mr else president they became very very very evry happy and mr else president was also exited then i interfered :
sir please can you tell me what is going on? why the monkeys should be happy on us why other nanimals ary eager to kill us ahh, beani, ejour
as mr shouted you mean you dont rejoice when you see your br

one day i was in my house when our ealse president, president lushagu obasanjo called me for outing
so sir were are we going? i ask with a big smile
to visitation he replied, visitation?pls sir who are we visiting?
obasanjo:my brothers of curse.
which of them sir? i asked
abasanjo i want to take you by supprise.
immediaely a came and carried me were by obasanjo was inside
we got to a point and we stoped then we entered into an unknown place
but sir we are ina zoo zoo but u said is your brothers place we are going
obasanjo:watch and see
along the line we first of all visited the lions : whin the lions saw mr else president they nearely jumped of the gate but thank God for the protectors we immediately ran out of that place we went to see the pigs, the same thing happend and i was just like woundering why animals should not be happy about afine boy like me coming to visit them with mr else president .
we finally went to visit the monkeys immediately the monkeys saw mr else president they became very very very evry happy and mr else president was also exited then i interfered :
sir please can you tell me what is going on? why the monkeys should be happy on us why other nanimals ary eager to kill us ahh, beani, ejour
as mr shouted you mean you dont rejoice when you see your brothers.