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rozzay: Ooooh boy! Hmmm feeling for d gal o. Diarisgod
Sometimes its good to start puberty late, if only she started late like me she for no dey dis mess o.

Lwkmd

President Jonathan pictured on arrival in Abuja today after a private visit to Germany.

tshegs19: Question for the gods

I quess u re old enuf to think?

This Giant Snake has eaten something larger than it.
Though the skin is elastic and can let it swallow the
huge object, it couldn’t easily get away with it. What a
heavy load?
Operation to save the poor girl is on
Now the question is will she survive

This little girl was rushed to the hospital yesterday after her madam asked her to sit on a burning electric cooker because she allegedly urinated in bed.
This happened in the Gwarimpa area of Abuja. So barbaric! I’m going to expose the woman in a subsequent post…I’m just waiting for details from the people who treated the girl yesterday.
See another photo below:

KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!! *I Miss those days when we went to school, lined up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & then we match to our classrooms...You Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako Biscuit. *The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edetis a boy
*Those days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes *Those days when we feign illness just to dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those days when one naira na CORRECT money, when groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5 kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the garden, police and thief, fire the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten, skipping, stop!.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as the steering *Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca soft drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV + sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when we used to drink water from the tap and even suck out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes, then national anthem before they resume program @ 4pm
*Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout "airplane throw bag of money for me"
*Those days when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If you are not smiling, it means you belong to the Indomie generation..

mrjangaweed: Oboyyyy

Does 12yrs old sees her menstruation?
Women abeg make una answer me oo

sure! Even @ the age of 10

The Police had arrested the family of the lady and the family of the man, (who is 20 years old) the man himself had ran away. The 12 year-old girl is in Primary 3.The scan was done and a doctor told us that she is about 7 months pregnant. He thinks there there could be a problem with the legs of the child, but he wasn’t sure. We took the little girl to Amecet, gave her food and one of the staff has spend some time
with her this afternoon. To see if she knows what’s going on.
She is really a child and is even happy that she gets a baby. It will be a big problem, she is too small for a natural birth, it probably should be a caesarian. She played Memory with the other children and I could cry, to see her sitting there with that big belly, this will be really a child with a child. And while she should be able to play and have fun, she is getting a baby.
Some things I just can not understand, they make me angry! Amecet n’ainapakin (Shelter of Peace) is a ministry of Youth With A Mission (YWAM)in Soroti, Uganda. We are reaching out to HIV infected and affected children. We also are caring for new born babies, who lost their mother after the delivery. The third group of children we help, are children who need a safe place, they mostly come via the police.

Pop icon2face Idibia‘s father has passed on in an Abuja hospital.
No official statement yet, but the musician’s associates confirm to Nigerian Entertainment Today he gave up the ghost today. He had been hospitalised for days.
2face is currently in Abuja where he has been all week
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This was said to have happened earlier today somewhere in Lagos, and some someone took time to post this on twitter. its indeed obvious Lagosians are angry, nice one *winks*

What’s Wrong with this Photo?

What’s Wrong with this Photo?

LAGOS — Operatives of the Special Anti Robbery Squad, SARS, Ikeja, Lagos have smashed a syndicate that specialised in selling human parts, arresting three of its members.
The suspects are two popular herbalists in Sagamu area and a mother of two whose husband was alleged to be a supplier of the human parts.
Recovered from the suspects were two human skulls suspected to have been procured from a graveyard.
Their arrest, according to Police sources, followed an intelligence report received by the Lagos State Police Command on activities of human parts dealers, which made the Commander SARS, Abba Kyari, to embark on a manhunt, that led to the arrest of the three suspects, Mustapha Muritala, Sunday Oluyeba and Adenike Olanrewaju, with others still at large in Ojumerin area of Sagamu, Ogun State.
Suspects’ account
During interrogation, 42-year-old Murtala said he ventured into the business two years ago following an offer of N30,000 for a human skull.
According to the father of one, “I am a herbalist from Sagamu, Ogun State. I was introduced to human parts business by one Sunday Oluyeba I knew through my friends, Olanipekun and Kazim, three years ago.
“My friends asked me to get native birds called eyeoshi and eyeoke, and I succeeded in getting them. They later came and requested a human head with an offer of N30,000. They said they wanted to use it to prepare concoction for a pregnant woman in labour .
“They told me they also use human parts to prepare concoction for women who have difficulty in getting pregnant. What they do is to grind the human skull, mix it with water and give to the woman to drink. Such concoction cleanses the stomach, after which she would become pregnant.
“Sunday brought the human head and I paid him N15,000 for it. This is the second time I am buying a human skull from him. I do not know where he got them from.”
How I was arrested
“I was going about my herbal business when a man came and demanded human skull. As I handed the nylon where I kept it to him, some men I later discovered to be policemen swooped on me. I have never killed anyone in my life.”
After his arrest, he was made to put a call across to his partner in crime, Oluyeba, demanding a human head. Oluleba could not make it but instructed one of his herbalist friends,Baba Beji, to go for the supply. He was arrested when he got there.
His confessional statement led operatives to another suspect in Sagamu. The suspect, Juwon Olarewaju, another herbalist, reportedly fled on sighting the policemen but his wife was arrested instead.
Mrs Olarewaju, 34, in her statement to operatives, expressed shock over the sales of human parts by her husband.
According to her, “I have been married to Juwon for five years and we have two children. My husband is a herbalist but I didn’t know he was dealing in human parts. I was arrested in my house at about 2am over the weekend. I swear, I didn’t know anything about all these. I was arrested because my husband whom they came to arrest ran away.
“These people implicated my husband in the matter; they said my husband supplied them with a human head.”
The suspects, as gathered, would be charged to court soon.
http:// www.vanguardngr. com/2014/08/ offered- n30000-h uman-skull-susp ect/ #sthash.6MSoEl0V .dpuf

sneezeemek: Abeg u people should stop this shit of a news NA are u not seeing that the building wears d old painting nd not the new one #commonsense

must yhu comment??

I’ve been getting these images all day.
Supposedly this is what the new Akanu Ibiam International Airport in Enugu state looked like this morning after it rained. Is this for real?.

Yea Nicky is still topping and we are going to turn up for her new video which is set to be released on Wednesday, the racy pictures you see here is taken from a scene in her new single ‘Anaconda’ believe me this video is going to be the best of all hip hop video ever meanwhile check the pictures below..

The Limpopo crooner wasn’t ashamed of his local meal but shared it with his thousands of fans in delight!
Looks like not every Nigerian celebrity takes the usual bread, omelet, tea, coffee or noodles for breakfast.
Popular music starKCeetakesgarri(dried grounded cassava + palm oil) mixed with fried groundnut and milk for breakfast and he’s so proud of it.
The“Limpopo” singer took to Instagram to post an image of him rocking a blue Adiddas sportswear ready to devour his local morning meal. He wrote:
“I remember when I was in Ajegunle no garri no sugar talkless of milk or groundnuts but thank GOD for today….#beliveinyourself cos #OGADINMA and if you believe say #OGADINMA”
Even though the singer never stated if he takes garri every morning as breakfast,Kceeseemed grateful to God for all the blessings he’s received over time.
At least the award winner now lives in a mansion in Lagos, rides the best cars and wears the most expensive jewelleries and finest clothes.
So, we join him to say “#OGADINMA”

Good news from our own very Mavin first lady‘Tiwa Savage’, few months after she got married to her managerTee Billz,She has been busy with work and shows all over Africa but its quit obvious that she made out some quality time for her husband which yield a very nice fruit..
Tiwa was spotted in an event with her grown balls and fat face and a suspected baby bump.
She announced being a mother informally in her caption which means she’s pregnant with her first child with Tee Billz…
We say a big congrats to her…

Igbo People Can Do Anything To Make Money
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window.
It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears.
The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it.
He then turned to the Chinese man and asked “how much you go buy am?”

The men of the Ogun State Police Command attached to the anti-crime patrol team in the Agbara Police Division on Friday arrested three students of ICT Polytechnic, Igbesa, in the Ado Odo/Ota Local Government Area.
The police said the suspects threatened to kill another student if he failed to become a member of Vikings Confraternity.
According to the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, the suspects ─ Kenneth Mokwunye, Adigun David and Okwuma Obiora ─ have been threatening to kill another student for failing to join their cult group.
He said, “Based on this threat, the student eventually raised the alarm and the police probed into the allegation before the arrest of the suspects.”
Adejobi said the state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Ikemefuna Okoye, commended the victimised student for exposing the threats of the suspected cultists.
In another development, police detectives attached to Ota and Ogijo divisions of the command arrested some suspected armed robbers with arms at different locations in the state.
The detectives who were on routine night patrol along the Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway accosted some men at a filling station.
Adejobi said during interrogation, the young men opened fire on the police vehicle and fled.
He said, “They were pursued by the policemen and two of them were arrested while one escaped.
“The suspects arrested are Yusuf Ahmed and Sunday Oluleye. Some locally-made pistols were recovered from them. Other items recovered from them include four expended and 20 live cartridges and assorted charms.
“While the anti -robbery team attached to Ogijo Police
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2.Emergency
3.Loke Loke
4.Feel me
5.Joy
6.Duro
7.Shokis'
8.Perfect Gentleman
9.Story for the Gods
10.22/16

I know I have exceeded the limit, but just take this from me.

I can't find U and I by CHIDINMA HERE

I know there are Hundred of New Nigerian Songs you’re currently Enjoying right now but I know there are some on Top of your Favourite Playlist.
Mention just 2 Nigerian Song you’re currently addicted to right now!!
Drop your Comment!

Kcee and Davidocollaborate on a new song and have already shot the video for the song.
More on their collaboration will be revealed next Thursday. For now see behind the scenes photos from their music video shoot.

Can You?
Don’t Fake it, Be Frank… Can you have this Kind of Tattoo on your Back?

chiberr93: r u a nairalander r u a nairalander

must yhu comment??

So ask any stupid question..
But i will ask mine first
before u do.. 1: Who sang
skelewu by
Davido?? .
2:how much is that 10 naira
satchet water? 3:what is
H2O formular of water??
4:which country hosted d
brazil 2014 world cup?
5:Chukwu, abeg, is ur sister a
girl?
6:pls, r u people on facebook?.
Drop yours and lets see the
funniest, dnt stop the fun !!!

purplesummer: I've actually witnessed a traditional wedding where the groom was represented by his brother. The couple still live together right now.

But then again, if your brother represents you at your wedding, he could still represent you during the consummation of the marriage.

Buh etz Rare!

Scenario 1
It is one day before your traditional wedding; your finance just got a call to come for an impromptu interview. It’s his dream job; this would be the final interview after series of tests and interviews. As hard as he has tried, the interview won’t be rescheduled. Your parents and his parents can’t bear the thought of you sitting next to an empty seat, so they have all agreed that his younger brother will wear his clothes and be your groom for the traditional wedding.
Scenario 2
Your fiancée lives in the UK, he went in as a student but now needs a visa that would allow him stay back and work. He had put in his visa application many months ago but now it is one week to your wedding and there is still no response to his application. If he withdraws his application and comes to Nigeria without his visa, you will both be stuck in Nigeria, and that isn’t a risk his parent or your parents are willing to take. So, they agreed that his older brother should represent him at both the traditional wedding and church wedding. The vows will have your fiancé s name, but his brother will say them to you.
What will you do if you are in any of these situations? Cancel the wedding? Go ahead without a groom? Agree to go ahead with your fiancé’s brother?

The news has been filled with Ebola: Oh yes...the deadly ebola! Thank God it can be prevented if we are careful where we go and on point with our hygiene. Hmmmm....I bought hand sanitizers about a month ago, before the whole Ebola drama and the tiny bottle cost aboutN300. I was at a supermarket yesterday and that same tiny sized hand sanitizer hadN1300 labelled on it. You could tell the price tag was fresh.
Just imagine that!
Of course that gingered me to think about ways to make my own hand sanitizer because I cannot come and go and use all my salary to buy that small pangolo sanitizer. If you have the time you can try making your own sanitizer!
I like senrenere so I used:
*.8-10 drops of Lavender Essential oil (I would have preferred orange because I don't like the scent of lavender)
*.1/3 cup of K-Y Gel or some people use Aloe Vera Gel ( KY GEL has glycerin so it will be moisturizing for your hands)
*.2/3 cup of Rubbing Alcohol (methylated spirit)
*.Empty bottle (to pour in your sanitizer when made)
*.Glass bowl for mixing (because essential oils can leave almost a permanent flavour on plastic)
*.Daaazaaaal!Essential oils have antiseptic properties, also rubbing alcohol (methylated spirit) is a great disinfectant and it dries up instantly (like ogogoro) so in actual fact, you can use any of the items alone to sanitize your surroundings. You can add water to rubbing alcohol and that can be your sanitizer; it doesn't have to always be in a gel form.
Method: Mix these items together, shake vigorously until it blends. Mine had bits of the K-Y Gel but after leavening it for a few hours, it all melted and was a perfect gel! Try it!