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Kazrem:
Which browser did you use?

ucBrowser,opera and Internet explorer

lilprodigy:
Thanks UncleSnr...procedures please

Tried the procedure you gave..keeps giving ERROR..Page not found

Thanks UncleSnr...procedures please

Anthonyo15:
Please go to ur various study centres for registration...Only for freshers

Been trying to complete the registration online,it hasn't been going..I have my RRR with me..Any help

Abeg o,has any one being able complete his/her undergraduate registration....Computer Science

Good morning Nairalanders,Been trying to apply for the NOUN undergraduate the pages keeps taking me to an Windows page..Any Help with that? Thanks

Hello guys..I would love to apply for computer science in NOUN with the following O levels combinations..Maths,Eng,Phy,Chem and Econs..Am I Good To Go?? NOUN Students Of Computer Science.Thanks

jendy36:
Lol...Nneka
Nutmeg
Onga nko?

lmao. ehehe *Onga! Nice suggestion but that can wait for Android O! :-)

The wait is over! Google has officially revealed that the next version of Android will be known as Android Nougat!
— Android (@Android)
As we know, android usually name its operating system after snacks, cookies and whatever and the Android N wasn't going to be an exception. Google gave the world the opportunity of naming the new android update, while some people wanted to name it Nutella, i heard some Nigerians suggested Nneka, na wa o. I myself, suggested Nutmeg but today the New android update which is 7.0 gets its name; Android Nougat. Aside from the official name, no other details have been disclosed about the new version of Android. I will let you know the details once they start rolling in.

Courtesy: http://roidify..com

semid4lyfe:
Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone Users should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

I want to know if blackberry 9800 can be upgraded to version 7.0

Hello guys...i need to get an info about KSUT Wudil... Anyone know if her p.utme form is out.thanks.

Illuminator9:
we're in it together bro, I pray we all make it. U can PM ur no.

...08187495196

Illuminator9:
Glad I was able to score 282. Rep#che_Eng#AbuHereWeCome

finally gotten a mate...chemical engineering.. 217...

Illuminator9:
Glad I was able to score 282. Rep#che_Eng#AbuHereWeCome

finally gotten a mate...chemical engineering.. 217...ur no pls...so we talk well

Chemical Engineering Aspirant... Abeg hola....Abi nah only me waka com??

olamybabz:
Pls, how many candidates applied to study pharmacy in ABU?

no idea

Hey guys...created this thread because I couldn't find one for the sch...You can drop ur course and score so you know your course mates and get to know each other...
Hassan Adeiza
chemical Engineering
217

Dear Sefiat Leramoh Hassan,
There’s no bond quite like that between mother and child.You know me in ways no one else ever will.You also see in me all the things I can still become and continue having faith that I can do and be whatever I want,no matter what my age. You are my biggest fan, my mentor, my confidant, my hero, my turn-to person when my world comes crashing down and the first person I call to tell when things are going great.The comfort that comes from our friendship,the confidence that your faith in me instills,and your unquestioning support of whatever I do,is irreplaceable.Even when my world came crashing down,you lifted me up,encouraged me not to give up because i have gone too far.The kind of there-for-me that you are is the very essence of what makes a great mother.I wear your unconditional love and support around me like a big hug every single day.
I am so blessed to have you in my life.I’ve probably said it before — you are my angel on earth.Thank you for always,always being at my side and having my back.No one is in my corner quite the way you are. I treasure you,mother, and love you more than life itself. You are an amazing soul ever ready to learn something new, always open to differing opinions,and so compassionate and kind. You have always taught by example.I hope you break 100 with good health and a strong mind.There’ll never be a day in my life when I won’t need you. I’m here for you too.Please remember that.
Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, mom. You make the world a better place.
love always,
your Son,
Hassan Alhassan Adeiza

Unfortunately, this is a toilet in the old medical hostel, Choba campus UNIPORT. Unbelievable!

Y is d seconds hand not moving? *Leaves NL*..

Can You Say This Guys? What Would Be Your Reply Ladies?

ATTACK OF NIGERIANS IN SOUTH AFRICA- A CALL FOR
ACTION AND REPRISAL IN NIGERIA!
Fellow Nigerians! I have been saturated with videos and
photographs of attack by South Africans on Nigerians living
in South Africa. This is now popularly called XENOPHOBIA. At
the last count, more than 10 Nigerians are said to have been
killed and over 30 maimed apart from total looting of the
properties of Nigerians FOR DOING NOTHING BUT FOR
JEALOUSY.
The questions that I need to ask from Nigerians are:
a. Do Nigeria and Nigerians deserve this treatment from
South Africa with our sacrifice and contribution to the
emergence and growth of that country?
b. Do South Africans realise the role played by Nigeria in the
struggle against apartheid?
c. Do South Africans realise that Nigeria and Nigerians lost
free entry and free exit from United Kingdom because of the
role Nigeria played and its Foreign Policy against
exploitation of South Africa and Apartheid?
d. Is South Africa aware that it is the second largest economy
in Africa today because of the fact that Nigeria and Nigerians
made it possible by accommodating DSTV, MTN and other
South African Companies.
e. Does South Africa realise that what they are doing in
Nigeria and getting away with, no Nigerian can do that in
South Africa? For instance, DSTV decoder is being freely
distributed to the citizens in South Africa but it is being sold
to Nigerians here in Nigeria.
f. Is any Nigerian aware that Nigerians are paying the
highest subscription to watch DSTV in Africa?
Are Nigerians aware that the DSTV decoder comes with
Internet access but Nigerians are denied its usage while
South Africans use the DSTV decoders to watch TV and at the
same time use it for surfing the Internet at no extra cost?
Of recent, DSTV increased its subscription with additional #
300 but it was challenged in court and the court gave an
injunction against implementation of the new tariff and yet
DSTV went ahead to increase the tariff in flagrant disdain to
an order of Court. Can any Nigerian company try that in
South Africa?
I am very sure that no Nigerian is oblivious of the way MTN,
another South Africa company, is reaping off Nigerians. At
the inception of MTN in Nigeria, a SIM card went for
35,000.00 (thirty five thousand Naira). This exploitation was
so much that MTN realised her initial capital cost within
three months. Can a Nigerian Company try that in South
Africa? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
CALL FOR ACTION!
1. I wish to call on Nigerian Government to as a matter of
urgency severe diplomatic relations with South Africa,
evacuate all Nigerians from that God forsaken country and
renegotiate the basis of our relationship if there will be any
reason to resume diplomatic relations in the future.
2. I call on Nigerian Government to confiscate and
Nationalise all South African Companies in Nigeria including
DSTV and MTN and hand them over to Nigerians whose
businesses have been looted and taken over by South
Africans.
3. Nigerian Government should officially report South Africa
Government and the South Africa Kings that were said to
have given killing order against Nigerians to UNO and ICC
for prosecution.
4. South Africa should be compelled to pay huge
compensation to the families of those that have been
brutally murdered.
5. The South African Policemen that were present during the
mob action but refused to protect Nigerians but instead
were amused and were laughing it off should be identified
and charged before ICC for genocide.They ought to realize too that nobody has monopoly of violence. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Each generation champions a superstar, so consistently relevant that they
come to accompany that generation through it’s evolution, being a part of
and ultimately shaping its identity. Such past icons have been the likes of
Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Monroe, John Lennon, or Michael Jackson. For this
generation, Generation Y, Kanye West is not only its greatest spectacle, but in
some senses, a spiritual figure.
We are here to spread a doctrine. Well, a pseudo-doctrine. We ask you to
use your pulpit for Good.
A few months ago, my brothers and I embarked on a creative journey that
began with a “What If?”:
What if the Bible, the most singularly significant publication in the ancient
canon of Western tradition, were updated to reflect our modern society? What
would it look like? What we came up with was an interventionist art, coffee-
table novelty, that will appeal to both Kanye fans everywhere and those made
curious by this enormous cultural phenomenon.
At it’s simplest, it is the book of Genesis, modified to feature “Kanye” or
“Yeezus” in the place of God or Y---A. “In the beginning Kanye created the
heaven and the earth… And Kanye said, Let there be light: and there was
light.”
In a sense, Kanye’s awesome and orchestrated spectacle is truly a religious
experience. In a foreword, we explore our consumerist, quick-fix, and
information-culture, and celebrate Kanye and the outsized significance he
plays in our lives. All of this, bound in a black, hard-cover gold-leaf imprinted
book.
We present to you the Book of Yeezus

Pls wife her...I am goin thru that too...well I don't know mayb its because she's comfortable..I mean her parents her rich.

Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other
things being equal, what is the expected price of
petrol per litre?
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who awarded PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is the answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so
our change formular is;
If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27
Teacher: But they said you don't have certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

Ma'heedah

Didn't endorse that scunt o

Tell her ur dick was erect one day and a gal mistakenly fell on it...she is pregnant now...she will understand..trust me.