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The 100. Done with s1, looking forward to s2.

Most annoying selfies are started by Girls. The tongue sticking selfie inspired by Miley cyrus. And that ass selfie is so annoying. Are you trying to show the world how dumb you are?

Talking Much makes you boring. I don't talk much. Losers and scumbags talk and talk and talk.

Unibenstudent: Naijaboy vs cheryl
Unibenstudent vs almeria
Miscoli vs liltunechi
Mariolae vs krall
Sarimah vs kevingraphics
Kachisbarbie vs .....
Youngwizzy vs liability
To be continued

I don't even know who this Miscoli Chic is.

jimmy4x: are you hungry??

Possibly.

jimmy4x: Dumb nigga tryna feel important.....haha
I smh4u
don't try too hard to sound funny

Like I care......

The first horror movie that kept me traumatized with horrible nightmares was Jeepers Creepers. I thought I saw hell but when I watched The Grudge and The Omen, I composed.

sKeetz: Her odolondo go don ripe and go sweet to phuck

LOL

No offense but I thought at first she's trying to recommend a grammar guide to U cos ur English is..... Urghh I'm coming.

konjakonja: Why are they always white? Does it mean there are no black mermaids out there?

LOL. That's racist.

sleekch1c: Save the pics.
blackmail her with it.
Blackmail ur hubby too with it.
nwanne you can be rich o! Dont let this pass you by as opportunity comes only once!!

That Should be easy.

End Time Gel. Naija I hail!

Unless you are coming from Mars, you must have heard
or even created a Facebook account to socialize with
friends and family. We all owe this to a young billionaire/
entrepreneur who is currently the CEO of Facebook Inc,
Mark Zuckerburg.
Here are some interesting yet little known facts you
probably never knew about the 30 year old Social
Network “Hero”.
1. Where you wondering why blue was the choice color for
Facebook? Well, Mark is red and green color blind.
Meaning he sees more of blue than any other color. He
once reportedly said to ABC News, “Blue is the richest
color for me. I can see all of blue.”
2. He got job offers when he was still in high school from
both AOL and Microsoft after he created Synapse, a
program that used artificial intelligence to learn users’
music-listening habits.
3. Mark Zuckerberg’s interest in programming was
actually triggered by his parents after they gifted him the
book C++ for Dummies.
4. He invented Facemash in 2003. A program that he
created for finding out who the most attractive person on
campus was, and that was a year before creating
facebook. The domain Facemash.com was later sold in
2010 for $30201.
5. You can’t block Mark on facebook. You could try it
here.
6. He started Facebook with the domain
TheFacebook.com on February 4th, 2004. It was actually
meant for university grads back then, but was thrown
open to the public in 2006.
7. In Facebook’s early days, Mark used to hand out a
business card that read “I’m CEO B***h”.
mark's card
Source: Tumblr
8. He owns a Hungarian sheepdog named Beast, who has
a Facebook page with 1.5 million fans.
9. When Mark applied into Harvard University, he listed
French, Hebrew, Latin, and ancient Greek as languages
he could read and write.
10. Mark started learning Mandarin-Chinese in 2010 to
be able to communicate with his girl friend’s (Chan)
family since they were Chinese.
11. He got married to Chan on May 19, 2012 in the
backyard of the newlyweds’ Palo Alto, Calif., home.
12. By July 2011, Zuckerberg became the most-followed
user on Google’s social network Google+, overtaking
Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
13. You can find Mark on Twitter @finkd with over 300K
followers as at time of post and just 19 tweets.
14. Zuckerberg considers himself an atheist.
15. He has remained a Vegetarian since 2011.
16. His favorite musicians include Daft Punk, Lady Gaga,
Shakira and Rihanna.
17. He became the world’s youngest billionaire at the age
of 23 in 2008 according to a Forbes estimate. Then, he
was ranked 785 on the World’s Billionaires list.
18. His full name is Mark Elliot Zuckerberg and he was
born on May 14, 1984, in White Plains, New York into a
comfortable, well-educated family.
What other facts do you know about Mark? Please do
share in the comment section.

elguaje: .

U see your life ba

Obviously I've been thinking of this a while back. The assault rifle Magnifies their weakness. They brag with it. A police once told me he'd Shoot me and Says it misfired. His Rifle is Rusted and round up with Tape. The Sling alone is very dirty and has many patches. How on earth wouldn't they back at The HQ agree with him it misfired? They are the most Lackadaisical set of people.

Odunharry: Some girls thought Ebola is another
Hit song like DOROBUCCI, they have
started changing their names to
Ebolasexy, EbolaDiva, Ebola Pearl,
EbolaChic, EbolaDuchess, EbolaCutie.
Etc... Abeg someone should inform them
that Ebola na disease o... I don talk
my own.

You've been spamming every single thread your phone could Access with this Lame and bent joke. Next Time you try this I'd personally Ban you from Nairaland for life then track you and kidnap your Sorry As$.!

mezebel: I prepare like dis!!! Am still seeking for more able noodles(p...nis) to garnish and design my plate

You're fuucck!nG disgusting Puta!

I totally concur with U @op. The story line was stretched far back after the Cuban incident. I wanted to see Azazel in action but too bad Him, Angel, Banshee were killed for the Sentinel project. Also Captain America 2 is definitely the best! James Barnes(Winter Soldier) was totally On point!

I have a friend in school who started a business not more than four months back. He sells nice footwears and they sell in no time 'Cos the wears are displayed in the school Barbing Saloon and you know the amount of people that visit there Daily. But Come, Dis your username sef, I think you'd know a lot of *Runs* Sh!t more than Us.

End Time River.

djblue007: Nokia E6,neat and in good condition 4 sale.Call 08062417052.I stay in Akure.

Here Resemble GSM village for your eyes? Are U a Learner?

So Nairaland is not included? Your list is very incomplete. Look! Put nairaland before Ifa strike you.

Onyiclara: lol,i started reading with interest

Hahahh

Java? This age? I'm ashamed.

According to jacques hindleberth, When soup is heated to a certain degree the heat rays evaporates and locks the eminent exposure to the fish or meat inside the pot..... Uhghh, I have no idea what I'm saying.! Sorry

chimerase2: rusev won swagger by count out

Swagger Don dey vex me.