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Great Nigerian students, when the strike first began we thought that this ASUU members have started again, for once we were all tired of the incessant strike over wages and allowances the question that kept coming to our mind is what do they want again? after-all,school fees has been kept reasonably constant in federal university for some years now. Our mind was definitely filled with different sentiments but after taking a closer look at the agreement the federal government signed with ASUU in 2009, the nitty gritty of it,which we believe that an agreement is supposed to be an honourable contract between two parties Contrary to this, the President Jonathan’s government has been unfair to the letters and spirit of the 2009 FGN/ASUU agreement. For instance, while the agreement stipulates annual increases in budgetary allocation to education between 2009 and 2020 until it reaches 26%, the Federal government budgeted just a paltry 8.5% to education this year. All ASUU is demanding now is that the agreement must be fully implemented. To all students, we cannot be indifferent to the content of this agreement just because of our fears about the academic calendar! and our not too friendly lecturers. If this agreement is fully implemented, together with democratic management of schools to include elected representatives of education workers and students, it would mean better funding of education and a great relief to overburdened students. It is therefore, in our best interest as students to ensure this agreement is fully implemented by supporting the implementation and fighting to save public education from collapse. Of course, if we look at the condition of facilities for teaching and research in most state universities and federal universities,you can not but sincerely agree that there is an urgent need for us to act now to save Nigeria’s education sector from a total collapse! it is reported that the Nigerian government has amassed huge fortune since the democratic experiment began in 1999. It will interest us to know that between 2000 and 2011, Nigeria government earned N48.48 trillion from the sale of oil alone against N3.10 trillion earned between 1979 and 1999 (Guardian, 24/3/13). With this tremendous upswing in the revenue at the disposal of the Nigeria government, one would have expected it to translate to a commensurate improvement in the quantity and quality of Nigeria’s public education not only that, the government is quick to tell us the country is broke but it didnt take sanusi lamido sanusi time to inject 600billion naira into failed banks of politicians and their cronies. 200million dollars was used to bail out nollywood.. Unfortunately, given the present state of public education it is very clear that it’s more than ever enmeshed in a monumental crisis largely characterized by poor funding. As a matter of fact the budgetary allocation to education has fallen from 12.22% in 1985 to 8.5% in 2013. Comparing this year allocation of 8.5% with UNESCO recommendation of 26% budgetary allocation to education it is very clear that Nigeria government is not really interested in funding education. Here in Nigeria, more than half of the nation’s budget goes to salaries and allowance of political office holders. This is an embarassing paradox in a situation where many countries with smaller GDP have their percentage budgetary allocations to education as follows: Ghana (31%) ; Cote d’ivoire (20%); Kenya (23%); Morocco (17.7%); Botswana (19.0%); Swaziland (24.6%); Lesotho (17.0%); Burkina Faso (16.8%); Uganda (27.0%) and Tunisia (17.0%). in the Nigerian universities, laboratories are overcrowded, stove are still been use in the 21st century, water do not run in the lab and often times lectures are suspended due to lack of electricity. It has also been reported that in 2013, 1.7 million candidates sat for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and from the available space in all the universities, polytechnics and colleges of education in the country only less than 29 percent of the total candidates will be admitted, thus leaving out over 1.2 million candidates. No Nigerian university is ranked among the best 5,000 in the world or among first twenty in Africa. foreign professional use to be at the university of Ibadan, today, they have deserted and our own lecturers are also running for greener pastures . There are just about 34,504 lecturers left in the Universities out of about 50000 needed for optimum efficiency. A visit to the Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago Iwoye sums up the Nigerian scenario the university has been turned to a mere glorified secondary school. The facilities are dilapidated and lecture rooms looks like a pig cage the same scenario is what we have in University of Uyo, University of Calabar and other universities are also in crisis with decaying infrastructures. At the Osun State University, about three sets of medical students are in limbo between pre-clinical and clinical stages because of the lack of a teaching hospital. I strongly believe that the fight to save the education sector from collapse and underfunding is a fight we must champion and pursue as students who are the major stakeholders in the universities, polytechnics and monothenics. We must also know that this fight cut across board and all political parties in Nigeria are united in their anti poor policies. You will recall that the ACN that calls itself the progressive Only last year callously increased the fees of the Lagos State University (LASU) from N25, 000 to between N280, 000 and N345, 750. A development that has led to sharp drop in the number of students picking up admission because they cannot afford it. Of the 5,000 quota given to LASU by the NUC only about 1,200 students had applied as at today. This has contributed to the planned rationalization of program and departments in LASU. This means that departments will be scrapped or merged. Greatest Nigerian students, it is in light of this, that I call on students to boldly and continue to make this sacrifices by backing the genuine demands of ASUU so that our generation can get it right once and for all.. |
Why wait for ASUU,when you can migrate from your 'FEDERAL UNI' to any 'PRIVATE UNI' of your choice and still retain your 'MATRIC NUMBER'...TEXT the word 'PORT' to 32328 |
Man vs. Woman 1. MULTI-TASKING Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook. 2. LANGUAGE Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy. 3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper. 4. CAR DRIVING. While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving. 5. LYING When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face. 6. PROBLEMS SOLVING If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not. 7. WHAT THEY WANT Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc... 8. UNHAPPINESS If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations. 9. SPEECH Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language. 10. HANDLING EMOTION Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking |
This are what I feel are the 10 greatest moments in life...I dnt rili know if am rigth or wrong..any go through it n add urs if u fill there's something missing... - To finish your last exam.. . - To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep "5 min" . - To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.. . - To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.. . - To touch the fingers of newly born child.. . - Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.. . - d joy u get after giving birth to your First child. - Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.. . -The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God . - And the last one is "right now" while reading this message there was constant smile on your face.. |
Dear future wife, Our house girl would be hotter than you.so that you will know you are not irreplaceable. |
Some 1 jst sent me this on BBM.. Let's see what some idle Nigerians have made up for Kanye West's baby who was born about a week ago: The child was given birth to on: 15/6/2013 * 1+5 = 6 * 6 = 6 * 2+0+1+3=6 Read the answers upwards or downwards => 666 => ILLUMINATI Now tell me. What has a child who barely know anything yet in this world got to do with this? *Ur comments and critics pls* |
BREAKING NEWS:- Very soon women will start paying men handsomely 2 suck their breasts. Why? BBC Homepage Top News Story..Doctors recommend that women reduce d risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked thoroughly and ... vigorously. It is said that regular sucking of d breast lowers d risk level that tends 2 build up lumps leading to breast cancer. D breast must b sucked as often as possible,help women fight breast cancer today. Men,pls 'n' pls,do ur part & suck a breast now;And women,pls endeavor 2 make it available regularly...... This message is 4rm d Ministry of Health IN D FIGHT AGAINST BREAST CANCER! Pls, I honestly think we shld comply.....By humble submission: Help save a life 2day,pls,suck a breast 2day!!! Suck,suck, & suck,Send this 2 all responsible men/ women......HAPPY SUCKING,GUYS SUCK WITH PRIDE. No offence.. Check bbc site for more details |
**In the North here parents give birth to 20 to 30 children, chose only two of them and send the rest away to God- knows where. **Children are sent to places that they don’t know. They are left to fend for themselves. **They grow up to hate themselves, hate their parents, hate the leaders, hate the govt and the society. The governor of Kano state, Rabi’u Musa Kwankwaso has attributed the insecurity problem as have been caused by Neglect of the part of parents. Gov Kwankwaso regretted that family values are no longer upheld because “parents no longer take responsibility of their families.” “We have a situation in this part of the country (North) where parents give birth to 20 to 30 children, chose only two of them and send the rest away to God-knows where. “Children are sent to places that they don’t know. They are left to fend for themselves. We have a situation where you go round the city and find garrison of children, able-bodied youths begging. These children were abandoned by their parents and they were sent away and brought into the state. "They grow up to hate themselves, hate their parents, hate the leaders, hate the government and the society. They feel they were deprived, they feel injustice and they become enemies of the state and constituted authorities. "They thereby become vulnerable to crime and violence. These are the bitter pills we must swallow", the governor concluded by stating other related factors that lead the insecurity problem in Northern Nigeria .
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Dear GOD, if na butter go delay ma daily bread 2dae abeg send d bread lyk dat,I gat beans wen I go take chop am 4 here...
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It will rain-bruno mars Lessons learned-carrie underwood Fall for your type-jamie fox ft drake Love faces-trey songs M.I.a-omarion ft wale Don't you remember-adele |
Hapu ihe di na moto ba'nye moto nwa'nne |
Na fowl wen no knw d price of corn na I'm dey use I'm leg scatter am b4 I'm chop... |
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On Saturday 27th April 2013 the Sierra Leonean Diaspora in the USA celebrated their country’s 52nd Independence Anniversary. Hosted by The GWB Commission, the classy and patriotic 5th Annual Green. White. & Blue. Ball was held at the Historic Howard Theatre, Washington DC. The ball was not only attended by Sierra Leoneans but by fabulous guests from other African nations and friends from the Caribbean. The night started with the presentation of awards honouring exceptional Sierra Leoneans making an impact in Diaspora and in Sierra Leone. The awards segment was hosted by Farai Gundan. Awardees included Director General of UNIDO Dr. Kandeh K. Yumkella (Lifetime Achievement Award), International Ballerina Michaela DePrince (Arts and Entertainment Award), Ola Dpt (Sports Award), and Liesel Renner (Humanitarian Award). The theme was Hollywood inspired with cultured elegance. Performances included traditional and cultural music by Janka Nabay and Vicki Forna, while DJ Lebbie and DJ No Name kept the atmosphere going with great sounds throughout the night. Commemorating the event were delectable green, white, and blue cup cakes and cake pops provided by Kulture Kakes. The successful event was sponsored by Arik Air, Jabs Group, Face 2 Face Africa, and Miss Jessies. Partners included BellaNaija, Restycle, Prince Zamira Photography, Because I Am Fabulous, Runaworks Studios, Applause Africa, Ms. Dunnie O. and African Limelight. Partial proceeds will go to non-profit organization Throne Room Orphanage Educational Center. www.troec.org. For more information please visit www.gwbcommission.com or
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On Saturday 27th April 2013 the Sierra Leonean Diaspora in the USA celebrated their country’s 52nd Independence Anniversary. Hosted by The GWB Commission, the classy and patriotic 5th Annual Green. White. & Blue. Ball was held at the Historic Howard Theatre, Washington DC. The ball was not only attended by Sierra Leoneans but by fabulous guests from other African nations and friends from the Caribbean. The night started with the presentation of awards honouring exceptional Sierra Leoneans making an impact in Diaspora and in Sierra Leone. The awards segment was hosted by Farai Gundan. Awardees included Director General of UNIDO Dr. Kandeh K. Yumkella (Lifetime Achievement Award), International Ballerina Michaela DePrince (Arts and Entertainment Award), Ola Dpt (Sports Award), and Liesel Renner (Humanitarian Award). The theme was Hollywood inspired with cultured elegance. Performances included traditional and cultural music by Janka Nabay and Vicki Forna, while DJ Lebbie and DJ No Name kept the atmosphere going with great sounds throughout the night. Commemorating the event were delectable green, white, and blue cup cakes and cake pops provided by Kulture Kakes. The successful event was sponsored by Arik Air, Jabs Group, Face 2 Face Africa, and Miss Jessies. Partners included BellaNaija, Restycle, Prince Zamira Photography, Because I Am Fabulous, Runaworks Studios, Applause Africa, Ms. Dunnie O. and African Limelight. Partial proceeds will go to non-profit organization Throne Room Orphanage Educational Center. www.troec.org. For more information please visit www.gwbcommission.com or
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BOWEN UNIVERSITY N650,000 per semester, COVENANT UNIVERSITY N640,000 per semester, BENSON IDAHOSA N500,000 per semester,JABU 450,000 per semester, BABCOCK UNIVERSITY N450,000 per semester, REDEEMERS UNIVERSITY N450,000 per semester, AJAYI CROWTHER UNIVERSITY N350,000 per semester, MADONNA UNIVERSITY 350,000 per semester. ALL OF THESE UNIVERSITIES WERE BUILT FROM TITHES AND OFFERINGS OF THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO NOW CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND THEIR CHILDREN THERE! where is the morals of the church going? These schools were all built with the sweats of their church members who kept sowing seeds; special offering seeds, first fruit seed, redemption seed, thanksgiving seed, harvest seed, tithes, pastor's birthday seed, church building seed, evangelism seed, father's day seed, mother's day seed, children' day seed, pastor's cake seed, olive oil seed, etc. these schls are nw elite schools, only for the rich politician children. the gainers then use the profits to buy private planes $ jets to fly up high in luxury. While Warren Buffet who have a company that build jet, still fly around on public commercial jet. Meanwhile, their members sleep hungry & d next Sunday, they will read Malachi 3:6-12. If you think this is unfair, like me, please pass on dis msg because this is reality & we should start the change now! May God deliver us. |
Vector n big sean Treysongs n burna boy Yungsix n tyga Phyno n french montana M.I n 2chains Mode9 n jayz Rihanna n bez Drake n iceprince(truth remix) D game n terry d rap man |
See keri dey mk beta fufu n diz ma stupid babe keeps telling me "I dnt lyk fufu"..anytym I ask ha 2 make 1 for me... |
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