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Travel AdsRe: Help On Travel To India by lilwheezy1(op): 9:41pm On Nov 06, 2013
is there anybody out there that can help me ?
TravelRe: Help On Travelling To India by lilwheezy1(op): 9:40pm On Nov 06, 2013
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TravelHelp On Travelling To India by lilwheezy1(op): 10:30am On Nov 05, 2013
Good day good people of nairaland and travel section , i need informations and i know this is the best place i can get it .
i am a fresh nigerian graduate with the hope of traveling to India to further my studies , i need informations on how much it will cost to travel to india , i mean how much the visa and ticket fee will cost ... presently now i dont know the city that i will settle down and the school that will give me the best knowledge in Networking at a moderate price ,...... i am a computer science student and i want to go into networking , i need help on the course that i will do and the school that i can get a good certification , so that i can be qualified to work in telecommunication companies in the U.S and other countries , i dont have any contact in India yet and i dont know if that will be a problem ........... can anybody enlighten me on this issue , your comment is highly needed . Thank you .
Travel AdsHelp On Travel To India by lilwheezy1(op): 10:14am On Nov 05, 2013
Good day good people of nairaland and travel section , i need informations and i know this is the best place i can get it .
i am a fresh nigerian graduate with the hope of traveling to India to further my studies , i need informations on how much it will cost to travel to india , i mean how much the visa and ticket fee will cost ... presently now i dont know the city that i will settle down and the school that will give me the best knowledge in Networking at a moderate price ,...... i am a computer science student and i want to go into networking , i need help on the course that i will do and the school that i can get a good certification , so that i can be qualified to work in telecommunication companies in the U.S and other countries , i dont have any contact in India yet and i dont know if that will be a problem ........... can anybody enlighten me on this issue , your comment is highly needed . Thank you .
FamilyRe: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 9:31pm On Oct 27, 2013
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FamilyRe: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 2:20pm On Oct 26, 2013
Ngokafor: ..busybody how e take concern you??.
This one don go reddeem camp tire .
FamilyRe: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 12:31pm On Oct 25, 2013
thanks jare Tinynita , all those people that are shouting that the list is not real can see things for themselves , her list even get stages come reach stage five join , y'all can keep your daughters and sisters , we will meet them in shilow , redeem camp and mountain of fire camp when they are 35 . grin grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2013
[quote author=pilotseq][/quote]chai .... See dis one and him Mumu toughts sha .... See as u yab me finish.. Shey u can't read niii , I wrote it jejely that I saw it on Fb , na ur type dey kill ur broda in laws with dis kain list .... Mtshew.
FamilyRe: Will You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 3:24pm On Oct 24, 2013
Jesu mi shocked shocked shocked shocked
FamilyWill You Marry An Igbo Girl With This List From Her Family by lilwheezy1(op): 2:51pm On Oct 24, 2013
i saw this post on facebook , so i decided to share it with the good people of nairaland ...... comments are allowed
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can this be true?

An igbo contact in my friend list told
me this...
You think marriage can be more
expensive?
JUST LAID MY HANDS ON THIS
TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE LIST GIVEN TO
MY BROTHER
SOME N.W GUYS COULD FIND IT USEFUL:
Father: A square bottled hot drink
Native gin
Head of tobacco
4 he goat
Machete with sheathe
Some cash
Some wrappers
Jar of palm wine
Singlets
Pants
Traditional attire
Hat
Shoes
Crates of
beer
Soft drinks
Whiskey
Walking stick e.t.c
Mother
3 She goat
Basin of pepper
Bag of salt
12 Blouses
10 wrappers
Box of assorted clothing pressed
down
Basin of crayfish
Pants
Bras
Crates of soft drinks
Cartons of wine
Cash etc…
Village Women
Crates of soft drinks
Wine
Malt
Brooms and cash
Youth:
Football
Crates of beer
Jar of palm wine
Native gin
Cash
Consultation marriage list for the
father:
1 - 4 bottles of three in one whisky
2. 1 carton of ‘Explendido’ Brandy
3. 10 liters of native gin
4. 10 cartons of star beer
5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 carton of wine
8. 10 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 10 bottles of grinding sniff
13. 15 rolls of Benson and hedges
cigarette
14. 10 packet of matches
15. Cash of N50, 000.00 for breaking of
cola
Full Proper Marriage List for the
father:
1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 1 hat
4. 1 big towel
5. 1 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wristwatch
8. 1 dozen pairs of underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10, 000.00 for
cutting goat’s head
10. Matchet with cover and beet
11. 15 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion beer
13. 2 cartons of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one whisky
15. 1 carton of wine (Don Morris)
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 small basin and knife for the cola
nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with N150,
000.00
For the mother – consultation:
1. 6 bottles of Campari hot drink
2. 4 crates of minerals (soft drinks)
3. 12 crates of Guinness Malts
4. 3 piece of English wax
5. 4 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. Basin with pepper
For the Mother – Full marriage (proper
marriage)
1. 4 pieces of Dutch Wax and 3 lace
2. 6 assorted blouses
3. Head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Pairs of shoes
5. One wrist watch + 1 dozen of
brassieres
6. A hand bag and 6 pairs of
underwear
7. 1 big basin full of crayfish with
cover
8. 1 big basin full of pepper with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 9 umbrella
11. 1 suit – case with N50, 000.00
12. 1 carton of Eva wine
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 4 crates of Guinness malt
15. 4 crates of minerals (soft drinks)
16. 10 bags of rice
17. 5 tubers of yam
(Family members):
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of Benson and hedges
cigarette
5. 1 pack of matches
6. Cash of N10, 000.00
Youth:
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2, 000.00
(Village Women):
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 5 crates of minerals (soft drink)
3. N10, 500.00 in cash
Grand Father:
1. Piece of wax loin cloth
2. 1 long sleeves shirt
3. 1 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wristwatch.
(Mother's people):
1. 1 carton of beer
2. 1 bottle of brandy
3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleeves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt
If u make her have a baby before
marriage attracts
1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. Two Carton of Star Beer
4. Two crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N100, 000.00
Yesterday at 9:43pm
EducationRe: Asari-dokubo Establishes University, Names It After King Amachree by lilwheezy1(m): 12:07am On Oct 13, 2013
1st tompolo bought private jet , now asari dokubo is building a university , its seems militancy biznees deh pay gan o... Time to drop out , ASUU is nt even Helping matters ..

Anyways F.T.C sha ( 1st to comment )
EducationRe: The Needless ASUU Strike by lilwheezy1(m): 11:59pm On Oct 12, 2013
Hmmmm .....

btw F.T.C (1st to comment) in case it makes fp . *peace*
Phone/Internet MarketClean White Bold5 9930 @35k (slightly Negiotable) by lilwheezy1(op): 4:12pm On Sep 28, 2013
Hello,clean white bold5 4 sale or rather swap wit Iphone 4s,if interested whatsapp or call 08085666654.
Christianity EtcRe: A different View on COZA Sex Scandal by lilwheezy1(m): 8:24pm On Aug 26, 2013
therealMcCain: How many of you will come back from work to find out that your child has been mercilessly beaten by the maiguard or househelp, will you be happy?? Regardless of what your child has done, you feel its your right as a parent to do the disciplining!! (am not talking about a maid spanking your kid or asking him/her to kneel)
The pastors are the children of God abii , while we the church members are the maigaurd and house maid in the eyes of God ?? Aswear this OP they vex me , fela don kuku talk am archbishop (pastors) na gbaladun , imam na miliki . Na ur type dey Serve ur pastor not God
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by lilwheezy1(m): 12:05am On Aug 17, 2013
kakakibuy: i'll try to answer on Zuby's behalf. If you have an ATM VISA, MASTER or AMEX card linked to the account, it's all you need. You can make withdrawals from any cashpoint anywhere in their local. Activate online banking to keep track of your transactions.
Thanks bro , noted
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by lilwheezy1(m): 12:01am On Aug 17, 2013
ZUBY77: You withdraw and change in €£$ or buy T check
.. If you have foreign acc, it can be transfered.
Enlighten me more bruv , what a T check , and from which bank can I get an international acount
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by lilwheezy1(m): 12:17am On Aug 16, 2013
oga zuby ,am a silent reader and I must comend you on your travels and stories , abeg I wan ask u a question o , if u are travelling out and your money are in some nigerian bank account , will you withdraw and travel with cash or there is way you can do it , I mean amount like 5m o , plz reply, thanks
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Onafujiri "Fuji" Remet - 3-year-Old Photographer by lilwheezy1(m): 9:12am On Jun 02, 2013
cnario: https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130531112324-onafujiri-fuji-remet-ireport-camera-phone-gallery.jpg

(CNN) - Meet three-year-old Onafujiri "Fuji" Remet.

While most children his age in Nigeria -- and the rest of the world -- are more concerned with their toys than a career, he has already embarked on his mission to become a professional photographer.

Proud dad Pius Kugbere Remet sent in these images of his talented young son posing with family and at work in Lagos.

Read this: Boy scares off lions with flashy invention

Himself an artist and graphic designer, he says Fuji's inspiration came from the work of his creative family.

Images three, four and eight show the budding photographer at work, snapping street scenes in Lagos and capturing portraits of his older sister, Onarietta (herself a photographer).

Read this: Orphaned girl starts university at 14

"The creative home environment with unquestioned access to series of cameras is a key factor [in his interest in photography] Pius says.

"I hope he grows up to become a larger than life photographer, who'll explore his natural platform to impact remarkably on the course of humanity."

Read this: Boy's website tracks big beasts

Little Fuji even has an exhibition coming up in Lagos on June 8. Not bad for a three-year-old.

Source:
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/31/world/africa/three-year-old-child-photographer/?c=&page=0
kai see lies , 3 yrs ko 3 yrs nii , some ppl are now shouting end time , shey u ppl cannot see that d op just woke up one morning nd decided to write rubbish for us to consume and d thought that it made front page makes me wanna puke ... cant u guyz see dat d pishure is edited nii , d op just put cnn i report on it and you believed , Nigerians can believe anything sha
PoliticsRe: Two Asians Kidnapped On Obasanjo's Farm by lilwheezy1(m): 8:49am On Jun 02, 2013
When the State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. John Umoh, a Deputy Superintendent of Police was contacted he said he did not have any record of kidnap case.

He said, “I am not aware of that report. Let me call you latter; let me get in touch with the DPO there.”

However, the PPRO did not call again and even efforts made to hear from him again did not yield any result as he neither picked nor replied the calls.

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nna men dis nigerian police sef .... you are asking a man that is in d beer parlour about a kidnapping case how will he know when he is on his 7th bottle and you were even expecting him to call back " u dash am credit " .... nigeria police is a piece of crap.. boiz does Malaysian nd Indonesians wont fetch u much jare , dem no get moni for their country
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Breaking: Jose Mourinho Agrees Four-year Chelsea Deal by lilwheezy1(op): 2:07am On May 24, 2013
FRONT PAGE PLZZZZ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Breaking: Jose Mourinho Agrees Four-year Chelsea Deal by lilwheezy1(op): 2:06am On May 24, 2013
JOSE MOURINHO will fly to London on June 2 – and sign a four-year contract at Chelsea worth £250,000 a week.

Mourinho will jet in the day after his final game in charge of Real Madrid to seal his mega deal.

That is a commitment of around £50m from owner Roman Abramovich for the second coming of The Special One.

Mourinho is so keen to get started in his new job he will not waste any time after Real’s final game against Osasuna at the Bernabeu.

He will be accompanied on the trip by his fitness coach Rui Faria and goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro.

But there is no prospect of Chelsea signing Cristiano Ronaldo from Madrid as the superstar’s relationship with Mourinho has broken down.

Although Mourinho is coming to London on Sunday week – he bought a home in the capital last year – there are no plans yet to formally announce him as the new boss at Stamford Bridge.

His salary this time is around three times what he was paid when he first arrived at the club in 2004.

Real Madrid and Mourinho, 50, confirmed they will part company at the end of the season.

And because the split has been mutually agreed, Chelsea will not have to pay any compensation to the Spanish giants.

Via Daily Star
SportsBreaking: Jose Mourinho Agrees Four-year Chelsea Deal by lilwheezy1(op): 12:46am On May 24, 2013
JOSE MOURINHO will fly to London on June 2 – and sign a four-year contract at Chelsea worth £250,000 a week.

Mourinho will jet in the day after his final game in charge of Real Madrid to seal his mega deal.

That is a commitment of around £50m from owner Roman Abramovich for the second coming of The Special One.

Mourinho is so keen to get started in his new job he will not waste any time after Real’s final game against Osasuna at the Bernabeu.

He will be accompanied on the trip by his fitness coach Rui Faria and goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro.

But there is no prospect of Chelsea signing Cristiano Ronaldo from Madrid as the superstar’s relationship with Mourinho has broken down.

Although Mourinho is coming to London on Sunday week – he bought a home in the capital last year – there are no plans yet to formally announce him as the new boss at Stamford Bridge.

His salary this time is around three times what he was paid when he first arrived at the club in 2004.

Real Madrid and Mourinho, 50, confirmed they will part company at the end of the season.

And because the split has been mutually agreed, Chelsea will not have to pay any compensation to the Spanish giants.

Via Daily Stark;


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