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PoliticsRe: Biafrans Chants Arewa Youths Go To Hell, And Gives Nnamdi Kalu Praises by lilwheezy1(m): 12:49pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
EducationRe: ASUU To Decide On A Nation Wide Strike This Weekend by lilwheezy1(m): 12:48pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
BusinessRe: What Legitimate Business Can I Do With 500,000 Naira by lilwheezy1(m): 12:47pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
PoliticsRe: Urgent! Clarion Call To All NCAN Members And Friends by lilwheezy1(m): 12:46pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
PoliticsRe: Igbo Quit Notice: Why We Haven’t Arrested Arewa Youths- FG by lilwheezy1(m): 12:46pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
PoliticsRe: “i’m Willing To Die For Nigeria”- Charly Boy by lilwheezy1(m): 12:45pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Performs @ Sterling Bank Organized Clean Up Exercise In Computer Village by lilwheezy1(m): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am In Desperate Need Of Ibadan Job by lilwheezy1(m): 12:44pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
CrimeRe: Facebook, Google Lose $123m To Swindler - Scam Is NOT Nigerian by lilwheezy1(m): 12:43pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nigerian youths we need to wake up , 2019 is around the corner, we should not allow these old fools take us for a ride anymore, APC , PDP or whatever they want to call themselves this time, year in year out the looters change but the looting continues, people in Buhari's govt are exposing people that stole in GEJ's govt while they are secrectly doing the thier own looting at the moment , We should change our mindset and stop supporting them, we should let them know that we are no more fools, They know our problems, all we ask for is 24 hours power supply, good roads, formidable health sector & clean water, and finally a good economy for our buisnesses to trive, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ,IS THAT TOO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH , despite all our wealth , NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE SAYING NO MORE.

N.B: This is not sponsored, this is coming from a concerned nigerian that is tired of things going on the same way since primary school days, i just want my children to be brought up in a better Nigeria .

Thank you
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Apologizes For Selling Fake Designer Handbags (pic) by lilwheezy1(m): 8:20pm On Feb 01, 2017
Ehen
RomanceRe: Every Lady Should Have A Side Boyfriend! by lilwheezy1(m): 8:24pm On Dec 06, 2016
What you girls don't know is that you created does monsters , you are asking how ? you remember that innocent boy that fell in love with you in sec scl or uni , you remember how he can do anything to please you, even kill and also you remember how you string him along , how you told your friends you cant date him because he is so immature , you want to date the mature and big boys , what do you think happened to him , he grew up to become the nemesis of the women folk, after you broke up with him he swore to break as many hearts as possible , take it or leave it ..

This is what I've always say to my female friends , guys don't really think like you do , if you see your man flirting with a less or more beautiful woman , he just want to chop and clean mouth , guys are curious they just want to eat once and go back to the love of their life which happens to be you , if you can live with that you will be happy (to guys that's not cheating ), but if the#chopping # as happened more than once then you should be alarmed , then maybe check urself that woman is doing something better than you

Note : Mind you no man wants to loose a good woman except the confused ones.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC Hausa (Full Text) by lilwheezy1(m): 4:56pm On Oct 14, 2016
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PropertiesRe: My House Hunt Experience In Lagos by lilwheezy1(m): 10:54pm On Sep 03, 2016
you have not seen anything yet , come and search for house in Ibadan , i guaranty in 3 months you will not still be able to see an apartment that suits what you want , the agents will knowingly be taking to an apartment even their enemies cannot stay so you will keep paying them

Hunting for an apartment is not an easy thing and also your budget matters too.
RomanceRe: The Life Of A Girl In The Friend-zone *HILARIOUS PICTURES* by lilwheezy1(op):
FTC ....
Despite all d disappointment ... this trying times should just pass ... tired already.

https://www.facebook.com/GossipMillNaija/videos/534033133469872/
RomanceThe Life Of A Girl In The Friend-zone *HILARIOUS PICTURES* by lilwheezy1(op): 12:36pm On Aug 23, 2016
I didn't know this is how it happens to girls too ........

Far more worse than the way guys react to it

#PEACE

PoliticsI Will Beat You Up And Impregnate You – Dino Melaye Threatens Tinubu’s Wife by lilwheezy1(op): 8:39am On Jul 13, 2016
Nigeria’s upper legislative chamber broke into an uproar today with some members threatening President Muhammad Buhari with impeachment, and Dino Melaye threatening to ‘impregnate’ Remi Tinubu, the wife of the All Progressives Congress (APC) National Leader.

The Senators who met behind closed doors were incensed by the proposed trial of the leadership of the Senate for forgery.



In his words, Senator Dino Melaye (APC Kogi West) said that the Attorney General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami, must be brought before the Senate to be thoroughly grilled and humiliated for charging the Senate leadership with forgery in court.

Mr. Melaye called on the Senators in attendance to fight the presidency to a standstill. In his rant, he issued a wide variety of threats. Recognized to speak, Senator Remi Tinubu (APC) Lagos Central said the Senate should not be reduced to a kindergarten where Senators could just issue childish threats, and called on Senators to close ranks and seek reconciliation amongst its members.

That was when Melaye flew into rage, calling her names. “I will beat you up on this floor and nothing will happen,” he threatened.

The statement caused a commotion on the floor as Senators in her support gathered to protect her. Senate Presient Saraki nodded as Melaye called mrs. Tinubu unprintable names according to Senators who intervened to save her from the rampaging Melaye.


SOURCE : http://www.nigerianewsheadlines.com/2016/07/12/i-will-beat-you-up-impregnate-you-and-nothing-will-happen-dino-melaye-threatens-tinubus-wife/
AutosRe: Want To Import Your Car From Cotonou: Try Hassrash-from A Satisfied Customer by lilwheezy1(m): 4:25pm On Jun 18, 2016
hassrash:
No sir
how much (honda element )?
AutosRe: Want To Import Your Car From Cotonou: Try Hassrash-from A Satisfied Customer by lilwheezy1(m): 4:55pm On Jun 17, 2016
Can i get an Honda element , all the way from cotonou to Lagos with customs duty

preferable colour : Orange

Automatic drive

Budget : 800k - 1m

CC Hassrash
Christianity EtcRe: HYPOCRISY--- Another "Sacrificial Offering " Envelope Spotted In Awka Ibom by lilwheezy1(op): 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2016
lilwheezy1:
i just saw this on Facebook , written by a guy called Retson A Tedheke ,this hypocrisy really needs to stop ..


"
Retson A Tedheke
June 7 at 12:41pm · Lagos ·

WHY IS RCCG REGION 14 STILL LYING? "I am a Serving Corps Member in Akwa Ibom State and I attend RCCG, The Disclaimer is Annoying and not Necessary because the envelopes were distributed and I have my copy"... ‪#‎Shogat‬

http://www.nairaland.com/…/rccg-refutes-sacrificial-offer…/4.

A Church That Lies is a Church Whose Foundation is Fraudulent.

"
hmm
Christianity EtcHYPOCRISY--- Another "Sacrificial Offering " Envelope Spotted In Awka Ibom by lilwheezy1(op): 2:09pm On Jun 10, 2016
i just saw this on Facebook , written by a guy called Retson A Tedheke ,this hypocrisy really needs to stop ..


"
Retson A Tedheke
June 7 at 12:41pm · Lagos ·

WHY IS RCCG REGION 14 STILL LYING? "I am a Serving Corps Member in Akwa Ibom State and I attend RCCG, The Disclaimer is Annoying and not Necessary because the envelopes were distributed and I have my copy"... ‪#‎Shogat‬

http://www.nairaland.com/…/rccg-refutes-sacrificial-offer…/4.

A Church That Lies is a Church Whose Foundation is Fraudulent.

"

RomanceRe: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by lilwheezy1(m): 12:12pm On Jun 03, 2016
NevetsIbot:
1. Your freedom. Your dress sense, the way you eat, talk or do things naturally... She wants to tweak it all.

2. safety of your foodstuffs at home

3. Your social life. Ehn.. When you cant rapport well with other with her monitoring your every move... She'll be like ''i'm seeing you, continue''

4. Your Hangout with the guys. ''bodunde seems like a bad guy. '' or ''ion like your friends''

5.Your savings. Not when brazillian hair just got delivered into her street and that rival is wearing one already.

6. Your time. It's her everytime... She dsnt leave your head. You cant utilise your time to do something worthwhile

7. Your playboy attitude. To our playboys who are into a relationship... Enjoy your tunnel of boredom. Ion support playboyism sha

8. Freedom of movement. ''where are you?? Doing what?? Why??... No why are you there??''

9. Your freedom to be friends with diff ladies without someone nagging over it.

10. Many girls out there. yeah.. Too commited to one girl, you miss other brilliant good girls out there cos your gf said she dsnt like seeing yu with girls.

11. Your peace of mind. A nagging gf is a pain in the scrotum

12. A week without drama. When your gf is a drama queen

13. A week without shopping. 'honey, the latest wares are now in shoprite just 5mins away''

14.your liberty. She watches you everytime.

15. Your games or football matches when she wants to watch telenovelas.

16. Your sanity. She's gonna get you insane with her endless rants.

Pg. This list is not to bash the females o.... We're just catching fun aren't we?
Counterthread dan land. I'm enjoying my single nature tho
GOD BLESS YOU OP ... CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM ALL THIS.
Literature*HILARIOUS*ATM Speaking The Naija Dialect. by lilwheezy1(op): 10:29pm On May 06, 2016
Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa....



Culled from facebook , Credits Oluwabori Samuel‎
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PoliticsRe: Like Lai Mohamed, Like Japhet Omojuwa(snaphots) by lilwheezy1(m): 7:30pm On Mar 10, 2016
y'all don't understand what he his trying to do, your sights are just crowded with the insult you want to dish out at him....

"he his trying to warn of Americans on what will happen if they vote Donald trump" #getsense
Jokes EtcRe: When You Are Tired Of Driving The Car And Its Time For The Car To Drive You. Pic by lilwheezy1(m): 3:20pm On Feb 01, 2016
hahahaha
Technology MarketRe: I Need A Z10 In Ibadan by lilwheezy1(op): 8:49am On Jan 23, 2016
lilwheezy1:
I want to buy a z10 white/black and my budget is 12k , any interested sellers should let me know

Samsung j5/j7 too is needed
**Anyone **
Technology MarketRe: Open Here for All UK Used And New Phones (updated) by lilwheezy1(m): 9:18pm On Jan 21, 2016
lilwheezy1:
do u have a samsung j5 for sale ?
eliascomm55 eliascomm55
Technology MarketRe: Open Here for All UK Used And New Phones (updated) by lilwheezy1(m): 6:01pm On Jan 21, 2016
do u have a samsung j5 for sale ?
Technology MarketI Need A Z10 In Ibadan by lilwheezy1(op): 5:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
I want to buy a z10 white/black and my budget is 12k , any interested sellers should let me know

Samsung j5/j7 too is needed
CelebritiesRe: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by lilwheezy1(op): 3:55pm On Jan 02, 2016
Another 1

CelebritiesRe: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by lilwheezy1(op): 3:41pm On Jan 02, 2016
ta4ba3:
Men dis is sooooo hilarious.... front page please
lalasticlala on point
CelebritiesRe: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by lilwheezy1(op): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2016
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