Qsscruz:

This story caught me. That you gave the whole narration without using any obscenity on him shows how mature you are. I hope you have found a man worthy of your love?

I don't need to abuse him. Why should I? I was only glad that I did all I could for him. Funny enough, he called me last December telling me how much he misses me and all and would like us to re-unite... Told him I was too busy with my studies. As for your question...my books are my love for now. Even if I decide to date a guy now, it would be just for the fun of it without huge expectations cos when you love too much, u hope too much and when you don't get the much you hoped for, you'll hurt too much.

boyjo:


But you look so young naw, when did you experience all these?

Lol...from when it happened till now is just a span of 6 years. I was very young then tho but not too young to be in a relationship

218 tusks= 109 elephants wasted.
Hunkle chinko has killed all the elephants in Africa oh

Masama:
Not all the fake love oloshos that we have all over the place now. Dem no wan follow you suffer but they wan come be madam when pepper don rest. Thunder fire all of them karashikas Idiots!!! Na to fvck them anyhow and dump them like trash they are

That's not true you know. Sometimes, it's you guys that are the problem. I met my very first love in 2012. He was dead broke. . . I was naive then. Dude loved soccer and always went for training in the field. I would follow him, stay till he is done and would even help carry his kit home. I remember how I would sneak foodstuff from the house and give to him cos he was staying with his elder brother who didn't drop cash with him for food. I remember how I broke my safe and gave him all I had saved for him to buy a football boot he really liked. His friends called me his wife...i thought I had found true love so I even let him have my virginity. Then things changed when he travelled abroad after getting signed into foreign club in Turkey. He came back after 2 years and didn't even bother to check on me. It was his friend who told me he was around. I went to see for myself and found him in the hotel drinking and smoking with his friends and some call girls. He later told me he couldn't hang out with me no more cos I wasn't his class. It's all good. Sometimes you guys are the problem seriously. There are good guys out there tho as well as there are good girls. Its just that people change not just because they want to but because they were driven to change.

GAZZUZZ:
9. having sex in a car will damage the engine.

untrue, Mubby's car is still doing well 5years on.

Lol. I actually heard this one from my ex. We went on an outing and he had to drop me off at home. Couldn't come in cos I was staying with my cousins and I couldn't go to his house cos it was already late. Things got so steamy in the car and he wanted to make out with me and I won't lie. . . I wanted it too. Buh he said we couldn't do it in the car cos it would knock the engine He just left me all soaked and disappointed.

tabisegroup:

Pregnancy nko?

I am very familiar with my circle so it's no problem for me and besides, there are other ways to go round it...eg: Post pills

salegella:

Mts! May the curses fall on all adulterer/adulteress and fornicators on that immoral season/day.

salegella:

We pray that may God send a disease more heinous than HIV that can be contracted by only the fonicators/adulterers/adulteress. AMEEN!

salegella:

3 separate mentions under 8 minutes.

Do you actually have a problem with me?

Stop trolling me and leave me alone. I have heard u. Mr holy saint peter. Mtchewww!!

Hmm..

Igbo girls are ugly...
Igbo girls are shapeless...
Igbo girls are too hairy...

Yet Yoruba guyz like this Taiye won't let us rest.

Ok oh

Hmmm. If not for hiv, i just luv having it raw. I react adversely to condoms

kennygee:
Wait, we import palm oil?

I am not understanding.

Yeah. Not just palm oil but even the kernels too and they are all from Malaysia and the useless Malaysians turn to frustrate Nigerians living in their country and turn them to economic slaves while the FG turns a blind eye

For him to have almost eaten your ear in the first pic should have told you that he is a cannibal.

Me so Hot by 2 live crew

Orgasm by Tyga

It's a time when you are meant to show love esp to the less privileged but unfortunately, almost everybody thinks its a day to have s*x. Smh

olanreyman:

Railway abi train?

I thot I was dah only one who noticed that error lolz

So someone gets killed and his phone gets stolen in the process? Double wahala for dead bodi

IME1:
Hmm

What does science say about this?
Cause I watched a documentary where they said using phone in filling stations cannot cause explosion. Real documentary with tests and all

That should be other international filling stations. Nigerian filling stations have evil spirits lurking around the corner.

#just joking

Xda59:


And wetin you go come talk if you jam prick wey go make you squirt until you pass out?

Xda59:


Even if you marry a pørnstar, your fantasy will still be limited. There shall come a time when you won't get it like before even if you beg for it because no man can survive eating the same soup forever. It is only a foolish man that will spend his life and expend all his energy just to give one woman orgasm for the rest of her life when she no be rihanna.

So it's only Rihanna that a man would dedicate his whole life giving orgasms to? Ewoo! Hunku, This your theory no sweet at all

Xda59:


You are ignorant. Not all women reach orgasm during sex.

And who says I care about other women? I personally reach orgasm but it largely depends on the performance of the guy with me. The faster and more probable you can make me reach, the closer I stick to you. I hate "slam bang thank you ma'am" guys

Narldon:



How does Tobi's Parents' Wealth affect Buhari's Journey back to Daura in 2019?

Lol

strategist007:
so how often do u climax

Ewoo! See Jamb quezion

Posh:
..wit dat ur backside, u can be sure of getting multiple orgasms frm me... I dnt boast... A trial ll convince u..

Hmmm. Biko oh. I am a chinekefied pelzin

skales67:


You looked at her photo and said she has a deformed body? Dude, that babe from her profile pic has the body that every female person in your family does all-night prayers for.

Pls pay no attention to him. He'z not even worth my response.

princeking2:

Is your middle name orgasm?

sex for me without orgasm is like eating white rice without stew

Nice! It's good cos me i need to marry a man who can make me enjoy sex and beg for more oh. Man that can not give his woman orgasm, is that one a man?

Jesus!