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advanceDNA:
Lol.....women and all the funny reasons they cant marry....

Make one man call virgin now.......yawa go gas

why yawa go gas

akwesenana:
Werey

lolz

Animegirl:
I pray they don't oh! Except he has money

bad girl

advanceDNA:
Limaqueen98 come amd carry your boyfriend...he said he cannot make u mourn

madoooo he is just kidding he do make me mourn

advanceDNA:
If u know my idea on lgbt and their band of weird murderfurkers...u wont call me here....

Besides u cant fake sexual attraction....so weda is 60k or 500 million dollars....i cant date who i'm not attracted to....

lolz

AdvanceDNA come and answer this question

Iamdbull:
Guys am tired, I mean seriously tired of going to fancy restaurants to go and eat alone. I really need girls to be following me out.

I can't spend this money alone. Ladies come and assist me please!

after you find one na,later you go come the complain how she is finished your money up

DaddyCK:
...coming soon


THANK ME LATER!!!

madoooo

DaddyCK:
Brother, ask nicely & i swaar i will post u £3 from london....u can use this to buy 1 Suit, 1 JAcket, i pear of shoe plus bag of rices to last u 2 month sir. (THANKS ME LATER)

common £3 that's not money na

akwesenana:
I've a feeling you purposely misspell words just to garner attention.
Get a life sir. (no offiensce)

Na so he de,if no be sexxx were he Sabi spell nothing de his head

DaddyCK:
please tell that young man I am smashin u first i beg....thats the rule here. I always smash first!!(THANK ME LATER)

don't worry he no understand that's why I go tell am

akwesenana:
I've a feeling you purposely misspell words just to garner attention.
Get a life sir. (no offiensce)

hmmm you the reply Daddyck,you no go leave am alone he no too de normaloooo

DaddyCK:
Son, i have Pounds stalin..U have naira
Son I have moiney...u dont
Son u not on ma level, financially....ask me nicely for moiney
son I am Moiney.....U will never see my kinda moiney!! (no oofeinse)

or better still give him money to make him financial balance na

DaddyCK:
Son, i have Pounds stalin..U have naira
Son I have moiney...u dont
Son u not on ma level, financially....ask me nicely for moiney
son I am Moiney.....U will never see my kinda moiney!! (no oofeinse)

rest abeg you too form

DaddyCK:
how much is it please?

u no go rest he saved a life that alone is enough not a matter of how much it is

Centurion101:
I write this story to encourage people to always help if they are in a position to do so, especially is the situation is dire. What goes around comes around and you might just find yourself in a situation where you Will need help from strangers and hope they help you too.

Days ago I was in my neighborhood in South West running some errands at around 9pm on Sunday when I found myself in a very busy road packed to the brim end to end with cars stuck in a hold up trying to beat the jam to get to Thier respective destinations.

I turned the ignition off since I've already spent like 20minutes without moving an inch, a few seconds later I heard a loud bang it was a speeding bike who wanted to use it's small size to it's advantage to beat the traffic, upon close inspection I realized the bike has Just hit a guy with full force and ran away.

Consequently people came out to check on the guy that was hit,he was unconscious bleeding from the back of his head and face, unfortunately the bike's force banged him right into a very big cement structure that would probably weigh a couple of tons.

Nigerians being Nigerians started praying and speaking in tongues instead of administering aid to the guy, nobody was willing to touch him,there were just shouting and saying he is probably dead and they don't want police to charge them with his death.

At this point I tried to control the crowd to disperse and at least give this guy room to breathe and get some fresh air hoping that might resuscitate him,but there were like 50people gathering there and there is only so much a single person can do.

So realizing no one was willing to help this guy I fought my way through them ruggedly to get to the guy I realized he has a broken leg and arm and he was bleeding heavily but he has a pulse and he is not dead,
I don't know what I was thinking or what power came over me but the fact that he is alive made a difference to me and I said to myself I will take him to the hospital even if I have to carry him on my back and trek there.
I asked a man to help me Carry him, he asked do I know the victim and I answered yes,he is my junior brother.

so they helped me lift him up and I carried him on my back and began to speed, now the next thing was how to get transportation,we are in a hold up and no car is moving, by this point the crowds has dispersed and left me alone to tend to my PROBLEM.

I locked my car , sat the guy close to the side of the road ,I tried to find something that could apply pressure to reduce the bleeding,then it dawned on me that a cloth will do just fine,so I removed my shirt and tied it around his leg where he was bleeding the most.

Like I said earlier the task at hand was how to get transportation to the closest hospital, I began flagging down bikes but none of them stopped out of fear until I literarily ran in front of one forcing him to stop and told him to take me to the next hospital,I was about to start begging him to not let this guy die because of fear when this guy got down from his bike offering to help lift him so we can take him to the hospital,I don't know if it's God that sent him or it was just pure luck but he helped and we put the victim in the middle and started our journey to the hospital.

On the way I checked the guy's pulse and breathing like every second, telling him he's going to live one way or the other because my work will not be in vain. As God will have it he opened his eyes but he was still incoherent and totally out of it ,but at least now his eyes is opened and he is not laying down like a dead man,that kind of gave me an atom of hope.

Moments later we arrived at a private hospital and they were just about to close, apparently they had some issues with the workers that were supposed to cover a night shift, infact there was only one doctor on call and a few nurses around so it was all hands on deck, the victim was stretched in and as per private hospital wahala they demanded card and treatment fee up front, I even begged them to at least priorities the guy's life first but they said no money no treatment,so I paid for card, admission fee and treatment, it was 33,000 naira

After payment the doctor came in with the nurses and started working Thier magic, giving him some injections , cleaning his wounds,they even plugged him up with something that aided his breathing (I don't know what the thing is called).

After a couple of hours around 11:30pm the doctors came out and told me he was stable,that he had some internal bleedings that has Been stopped and he is responding fine to the treatment,they said I can go and see him if I wanted.

I went into the ward and checked up on him,he was heavily medicated and he couldn't really say anything that makes sense,he was just fixated on my face, strolling in and out of consciousness.

I slept in the hospital and the following morning around 8am he was awake and fine ,so I went to see him and when he saw me,he just started crying uncontrollably saying THANK YOU like a hundred times without stopping, this kind of made me a bit emotional because I've not really seen a lot of grown men cry.
He gave me his phone and I contacted his family members and told them what Happened, his mother almost passed out on the call, some minutes later they all rushed into the hospital. I peeked at them through the glass window when they went to his ward,the relief and joy in Thier faces is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in my life.

I left my number with the nurses there and told them to give to the guy when he is discharged and I made my way down to fetch my car, hoping and praying fervently that the car is still there and that was it.

That 33k was the best thing I've paid for in all my life and what happened just gave me joy and relief anytime I think about it.

The guy and his parents calls me like a billion times a day,they even offered to pay me back but I refused, collecting the money back is not worth the joy I got from doing what I did.

only God can reward you and pay you back for this your kindness are really a good man May God almighty blees and reward you 1000 billions times your kind are rare to find

advanceDNA:
Anyways .. let the dragging continue....we have signed a memorandum of vawulence

very funny the image alone is enough to make me laugh

advanceDNA:
Anyways .. let the dragging continue....we have signed a memorandum of vawulence

lolz memorandum of vawulence you are not serious

advanceDNA:
Okay...let the cruise continue then.....no parent insult please....i dont drag peoples fathers and mothers

lolz don't worry I don't insult

advanceDNA:
Like i said all cruise and jokes...u are the one takimg it personal and forming solidarity for your gender...go and face cadidlády a woman like you spewing real hateful things against children just because of their gender...

Are you for real you think I am talking it personal noo I don't do that I say whatever comes out of my mouth and that's all I have never been serious this is online not real life how can I let anything happen here to get into me

Stephenmoka4:
No matter how safe a ticket looks, one coconut headed club wants to do otherwise.

Lolz yes na

advanceDNA:
My views about u are true...not false....andnits just cruise and jokes....they are based on existing happenings and real experiences of people..... attend comedy shows and see how genders are roast each eachother .... no biggie

That candidgiŕl that speaks hateful things about men here and even davido son that died recently..u never stoped her...that shows your level of hypocrisy

Ur gender will rather beg a man money for 250k wig and 700k phone than buy it with ur money.....its not bashing ...its fact...

And its hurts u because u know it true.... sue me

And you are pain about that,is it your money that we are begging for why is it paining you na, I think I will have to sue you for this your statement

advanceDNA:
What do u want?? An apology??

We both insulted each other which is common on nairaland..its just cruise.....there should be no hard feelings

....

lolz are you been serious right now I don't want any apologyoooo i am been kidding,following you around was just to cruise on you that's all

Pells:
Is your love poisonous

lolz yes is very poisonous ooo

Pells:
Try and see
I promise to make you cum

fine you are a good fit I have confirmed that now I didn't know you are this strong

advanceDNA:
U don follow me come here.....?? Okay oooo

Its not gettimg at u....its just statimg things as it is....u take things too serious...

before nko why I no go follow you come here? Your stating things that you are saying,that is not how it is so try and change your view about women

advanceDNA:
A woman should spend her own 450k??.. thats a crime against their gender....

it is not a crime against our gender, stop getting at us all the time no be we do you

Gboom:
Is it a must that the man must buy a wedding gown?

if he didn't buy what will the lady wear oga

virginprincess:
If he doesn't buys her a wedding gown then what is she going to use on that day?

there is a one of 150k Why most she insist on the one of 450k when the man is only interested on the one of 150k

Stephen2324:
Man cancels marriage, as fiancee insist on 450k wedding gown instead of the one of 150k.

What's your take here

before nko the fiancee never ready to settle down be that

advanceDNA:
Cant u read??

yes I can't read

advanceDNA:
Lol...are u this desperate...??
I must have nick ur jugular from out last chat on the other topic....
Try not to bleed out...


. cyber stalking doesnt look good on u

lolz madooo yes I am this desperate what about it