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jreyez:
See what you mixed? Lazy ass son of a bytch.

Emaprince:
nice one! give me link to your kingkong track.

Prometh:
Y'all check out this commercial groove I made a couple months ago
www.tooxclusive.com/downloadmp3/prometh-dem-no-know/

JigsawKillah:
you still can't differentiate between those who type with dictionary in hand and those who type because they know their onions

liricyst:
lol..true
Its good for one to develop his/her methods..that way it comes easy to you.
I listen to criticisms but i still make sure i improve myself in my own way

liricyst:
I can't be too sure...but this may be the realest talk i've ever seen on this platform.

Elvisonjack2:
wheeew AM BACK!!!
@Airmark wadup!!!..long time.
@kr0ne oqa..i no understand ur parolz ooo...u jst forget ur guy.
@teddybiyasi: how far. . .how's babcock? mind if i pay u a visit der?

#ELVIS-JAY

ELYMAXiimus:
hahaha. because i siad shady did it u're quick to say it's correct. If i said it was me who did it, i'm sure you would rebuke me.

He rhymed "cleaver" with "jesus"

isn't it d same as me rhyming "water" with "cautious"?
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@ jreyez.... Eminem is the king of sick multisyllabic rhyming. He can't be wrong. English is his native language.

danbrowndmf:
sup G? U own lockycity.com?

Limerick:
jigsaw be poppin' trash..
Enslave the dunk? Baby drunk? What tha f**k is that
I'm still the sh*t; yo' admit dude, yu Copy that..
Yu the sh*t; reason mosta' ya ish repulsive man.. check it
I'm a feared nigg; when I go beast, if you dnt flee then you get killed
Say yu go beast, we dnt believe like tricks by Jet li
buh If peradventure you go beast, then only your fears flee
Reason yu aint scared to die; so I'ma slit the fagg*t for throwing shots
I'm ah drug barron.. my flow seems drugs
At wars; I git' thousands of hommies dropped
So when I come at you; your death becomes a Casualty, get the message ..like a sermon from olympus..
I could bully the madman
Have him sliced smoothly and hammered,
I' truly stand higher... And while hes gon Low-key; I'd decide his fate like Juries in Asgard..
Jig wakes up one morning; hes like lemme battle Lime'.. its really tempting
buh he a sìlly cretin
Yo' think battling's sacrilege.. the way I'd split his temples..
take the brain and leave space in its place; somethin' like physics lessons..
B**chy felly, he rides d**ks. I' ride 84s, tote 44s shiit turns tragic..
gangsta rappin'? or mathematics?
Yu aint put on fours, cuz you a bait..
fly like a black widow put you on ate.
I'm a vet'; never out to beat a rookie..
So I ged'dit "cream till the end" ..that how to treat a p**sy.
easy.. see, I could laugh at the ho..
but still "flip that over" and make her say 'oh'.
"ride" like a bike till she "broke" n spoke.
tap that, damn... your rap chokes the flow please.. "woah"..?
no, I meant 'woe'.
the kid 'wails' lots
gettin "ish" mailed' off.
please stop..
Lest I ge' pissed off
you "beast" "boss"..?
I' boss beasts like sheepdogs!!!! ^_^
Look up his battles, one where Giyaz shattered the dude,
Ask him now.. he'd say; "Giyaz beat me then cuz I' ws learning the ropes, but now I've Improved"
See.. he never strikes at the truth..
He hammering lies,
Claims his whole bars are like the armours of knights,
but the class of his lines is hard to disguise.
Clearly flipping his weak schemes like karma replies...
I culd go on and on.. All night long.. Tho' I'm bored as f**k,
buh yo still cant dodge my punch
Thro' a roundhouse, I'd drop ya jaws
No handshake when ah knock-ya-off!
Shiii Dude's effin' vulnerable, I mean hes 'hardly secured'; 'White Colar Jobs'!!

Limerick:
Lime'Rick Dark-Poet:
Diss at Adebanke
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Yall Listen... this fight's like a raging troop versus a thug/... So to flame this dude's asss is a must/... he aint sick no more, Sung dealt him a fatal blow till rabbies flew out of the dawg/.... he ain even seeing this coming, I place his two eyes in a box/
.... Before acting 'Micheal Faraday' is this.....b*tch,I'm 'taking yu out as a shock'!!/

.... easily, I'd leave this foe berieved/.... and if by any means, the show repeats/.... I'ma still kill this bloke with ease/
..... Cuz his verses are the worst things I've ever seen..... they practically beat sleak's votes to it!!!/

.... My strong divisional troops/.... would f*ck your seasonal crew/...Locking horns with me?... this 'kid' should be termed a sure original rube/.... he a yoruba faker, best he'd say is; I bit.... while everything my mouth drops are digital swoops/
..... Buh when I speak in Ibo accent, 'A Cowers'..... and its not a 'Regional Group'!!!/ (ECOWAS)

This is a monkey and dragon show/... and I'm the f*cking attraction yo/.... he jumps, I despatch flames....till the balls in the f*ggot blows/....his body scatters, head to the cloud and legs where the falling direction goes/
..... then have his fingers going different directions like Unlocking an android phone!!!/

.... a Lyricist? f*ck it, he a funny and mindless bloke/
... Buh I'm truly the man/.... this dude's a retarddd/.... hip hop was dead, my lines stood in the gap/... He drops his bars, the fans booing it out/
..... while my bars brings the 'heat'........... amusing the fans/ (I'm using the fans)

Now lets loosen the facts/....I'm the god he'll worship if the nerd was a hearten/... and if he talks about knives, I've got ten in the kitchen/... bring twenty for instance/.... he'd tremble and fidget/
I shouldnt be compared with the sissy,
....I raised the roof, shawties be cheerin' and screaming/
.... hes jealous.. he raised the roof; only to come back mendin' the Ceiling!!!/

.... the nigga never comes tough/... this is personal murder/.... Both parents died on the Long run/.... By some african powers/... So he stopped schooling lacking the morals/... and that made the animal dumber/
.... he shoulda joined the boko haram...... Buh wait, he already in the sect.... Cuz all his battles, he drop bombs/... with his grammatical blunders/

I've been the rave from naija to Sierra Leone/....you a much more local champion than mister bones/.... and If I catch you In my zone/... I'm giving you a sound beating with megaphones/
..... Buh why stressing myself when you too lame to stand up to me?.......Paperboi already had 'your back broken on the web'......... Like Emma Stone!!!/

Ok maybe truly, na yu be baddo/.... Buh truth of the shiit is... I'm a brute destroyer/.... ask around, I'm Lyrically used to murder/.... a god that rules immortals/.... Immuned to slaughters/
..... my lines are recited and quoted...... buh if anyone hypes Ban's.... then they ironically boo footballers!!!/

.... My sh*t is diabolical/... Wittier than all he has/... Steady pissing him off, to 'ease up my ureter'/... We making cash, hes making noise like speakers and officers/
..... Buh after this bout, we'd witness a moment of silence....... then I'd break the silence sending 'hymn' to the Lord.... quicker than choristers!!!/
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GIYAZZ:
All these corny wordplays though. I hate it. It automatically makes a verse look lame to me.

That's why I hardly do wordplays these days. I rather kick a metaphor/simile punch or some humor-jab.

Limerick:
Quick One

ODE TO HIP HOP

Ok yall niggas take cover/.... Cuz as the flame drops down/.... from a grey blurred cloud/.... It takes blood out/... and it aint troy man/..... Its a Lame offer/
..... Was what I thought of responsibility......­ till I discovered it only came to be.... for the sake of man/

.... aiii, forget that bar, this is a strong collision/.... So listen up as I bring the toughest diction/... I'm on a mission/..... Its an ode to hiphop/.... But before I hype, I'd come with real talks/
.... This is a game, yu take the wrong move and spoil everything you worked for...... Like a long prediction!!/

But then again, we all glad to be here/....I mean hiphops now what we rep/.... In a sec, em pledge to love the game with their hands on the chest/... No, I said in a 'Sekem', pledge to love the game....with their 'hands on the chest'/.... and tho some textcees are outdated.. But still spit hard till the end/
..... While some be 'Andrew Garfield'.... they've got more swag on the web!!/

.... I'd never heed/.... to reject my breed/.... Buh if I battled hiphop, I'd let her feed/
.... f*ck a family tree, I'm related to this shit......and if hiphop was a bbitch, she'd bear my seed/

Like a beautiful liar/... I'm a smart Lad/.... But my middle desire/.... was quite rash/.... Hiphop died twice/.... I was choosen and hired/.... by two different sires/
..... to rekindle the fire/... by night time/

.... I'm so legal a rhymer/... with smart rhymes/... buh then watching the ish die was a tough scene/... Inshort, see/.... mosta yall f*cked gee/.... annoy me/
.... a state of emergency, yall dawgs lean..... Una neva chop belle full... Una dey talk beef!!/

I held sh*t down when the game ws scary as fire/... Niggas unknown, already I'm viral/.... Enough glocks and I barely misfire/.... I dnt grab 9's......'thirty's required/....till I'm ending these liars/
.... No shots Buh when I aggresively 'lace' punches.......I immediately 'wear dawgs out' with some deadly 'attires'!!!/

Started this sh*t a couple of years back/....and when I raise a muscle, yu dead bra!/.... We ruled 2go HipHop room 1...... and when yu fumble yu get hacked/.... I'm about to double the next line....
Yall niggas were uncool to text rap/
.... Buh when I doubled the next line...
I became an uncle to text rap!!/

I was bad and evil/...with enough bags to keep dudes/... Niggas like hayboi should be grabbed and killed too/... Oh you shock? hiphop frowns at you dude/
..... Your lines never rang a bell..... Dnt let your gbags deceive you!!/

.... and respect to 2pac, he truly was a god/... B.I.G also took it from the top/... Reminiscing great minds, till I'd be choosen for a start/... Last time I stated wat I'd wish to achieve.... mama saw music on the front/... and shes like "you too stupid for a boy"/
.... But then I ignored all odds....
focused on the ode to hiphop, just to tell yall fellas.... that I do it for the Love!!!/

siddoggg:
So battles still happen around here.....I think I need me a battle here.....any RESPECTED head up?

lalaboi:
I thought you guys were creative? it takes you how long to make a track?

WARRIBLOOD:
give me your number. I call you while I drop 3mins freestyle

Boy

WARRIBLOOD:
Sneeze.... majority of y'all saying am wack can't do vocal

Now check your self and tell me who is wack ..
Music's is in the blood not the words

kr0ne:
Heywhizzy, I don't like the way u keep complaining over an online battle like your life depends on it. If you can't accept our verdict, I guess we'll have to avoid your thread next time you have a brawl. Because all you're saying now is that you know more than we do. Ra ra o!

coogar:
if he refuses, we would take the best textcee that got eliminated. limerick can even be given a second chance.

you think the tourney would grind to a halt because of you? dream again, please....

sosiqdude:
Wow it's finally done!

Hmm. . . I wanna use this medium to thank every real member of the Rap battle section for supporting a brother.
Though you spotted some faults in my interview, but you never gave up on me. You showed me Love even when I was having some short-comings.
You squashed the beef, kept it aside showed me support.
You laid out my problems but you kept it real by still typing "I vote sosiqdude"
You stopped work for some minutes and logged on Nairaland just to vote and campaign for me.
You posted in the Romance section for the first time after a long time!
I'm speechless! Because the kind of Love y'all showed me was beyond my imagination. I never thought strict matured vets would post in the "Romance section" just to see that their own young brother grabs the Crown!
This is indeed LOVE!!!


I can't mention names cos I don' wanna forget anyone.
But I will always remember you guys and the endless support you gave me up to the finals. You are the DEFINITION OF REAL MEN!!!

#Peace

Geoxpress:
But seriously is there an award to this Mr nairaland post; like something realistic not just an online award.

Cus if there's not, yall shouldn't be fighting amongst yourselves

WARRIBLOOD:
Go fork your ass... self esteem

ELYMAXiimus:
lol. You dey mock me abi...

Buh it's actually the truth.

liricyst:
I was really shocked at the in-depth description of what giyazz meant to him. No wonder. That was really a bad move. Well, let's just hope peeps look beyond that. The closer too wasn't so good....if anything it should have been done like he would do a battle. A strong closer remains in the minds of the voters

johnjon:
niggar i don't give a feck if you are a vet here or not..

don't fecking tag my name again.. me and you no dey for the same level boy..

ELYMAXiimus:
How will you be pitting me with niggas like supermy, fuze nd expect me to bring my A - game when i know i could easily walk over them with mediocre. (no disrespect to fuze..)

if i knew it would turn out this way, you think i wouldn't have done better?