Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:43am On Jun 08, 2015 |
GIYAZZ: I don't see any thread.
Let's keep the battle till next week sunday.
Airmark make sure it comes to FP this time. I need to murde this dude publicly  Goan script for that beat son and stop thinking of one unnecessary battle that's taking you no where. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 2:31pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
Lols, guys won't be online for a week or two
next thing they would come online to say is; NA HUSTLE O
Na only una dey hustle?
anyway that's by the way...the koko now is....
The Kingsmen (Navas, Giyaz, Lime'Rick, Obesemf Sosiqdude & King henry) would be dropping an underground audio banger anytime soon...
thanks to y'all for not sleeping on the NL cypher, pls do the same on this one... (8 |
Rap Battles › Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by Limerick: 1:13am On Jun 07, 2015 |
How would u close a thread and call it a tie when its not a tournament thread, did both battlers tell you they are in a hurry.. |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Limerick: 6:20pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 3:02pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
THROW BACK Limerick: Checks, posting soon!
Now Listen,
Its a 'multies bout' ryy? be sure not to panic cuz I wont be DROPPING MASSIVE BARS/ Instead of being serious with you, I'd rather prefer to talk bout the poosies of ALL THE D.AMS WE HAVE/ eff all the poosies, as for teddy, I'd 'harm her' leaving BLOOD IN HERS QUICKER/ Buh yu too weak to 'hammer' cz yu are not thor and yu def NOT A CARPENTER, buh if indeed yu WAS A CARPENTER/
^^then lets get to WORK, LIKE CARVING CHAIRS/
First, get me a 'nail' Jig. . .yu see I layed EMPHASIS AT IT WITH 'J' AT THE END/ I'm a lord at this shii, only a STEADFAST GEE AT THIS WILL BREAK MY DEFENCE/ I asked for a nail. . .if 'Saw' comes to me, then my point?. . .he DEF CANT DIG, I THINK HIS BRAIN HAS BEEN SMEARED/ So for him to get the point. . . .I'd be quick to GET ANGRY AND HIT THE NAIL ON HIS HEAD/
axe swooped at yur neck depicts I'm a TOUT, THIS MEANS A FEARED N MAGICAL GLAD/ buh yu wont see me punching you, NAH! STILL THIS FRAIL JERK WILL GLADY STAGGER/ You myt be wondering why I ain punching here, cuz this is a 'multies battle' fool, So go get an abacus and COUNT, THIS IS A TEN SYLLABIC RHYME BAR/
thats ten, I could still drop FIFTEEN AS I LAND THE PUNCH, or even SIXTEEN AT A TIME IN POINT, sorry a point-in-time; men phuck-the-rhymes lets talk bout how Giyaz KILLED JIG WHEN HE BLAST THE GUNS/ Buh go ask Giyaz, recently I as well KILLED HIM WHEN MY LIGHTNING STRUCKED/ Same way I KILLED KRIZZ AS I LANDED 'KUTZ'/ See? Erry'tin bout me reflects 'murder', so if Killah comes after me. . . .then its not for a murder attempt. . . .its just for me to TEACH HIM HOW THE ACT IS DONE!!!/
and why he BLEEDS? HES BOUT TO ASK HIS MUM
buh wait, I already killed her when I PLANGED THE BARRELS IN YUR MUM/ i even HAD YOUR DAD'S HEAD ON THE FLOOR/ the rest? My dagger swung-at-their-midst killing yur brothers-and-sis admit I'M THE BADDEST TO THE CORE/ to cut the story short. . . .I had my dagger 'run in yur family!'. . .just exactly LIKE THE BLACKNESS IN YOUR BLOOD/ ^_^ - See him and His brother
yu should be in SOME WITCH CRAFTY COVEN/ damn hes so black. . .truth is; if anything doesnt come to me. . .just ONE LOOK AT HIM, HOPE WOULD/ ^_^ and who would be tha sacrificial lamb? You WAS BRUTALLY CHOSEN/ the much reason I killed yu once on FFR, and tho the bible recorded that: "its appointed for a man to die once". . . . . .buh in here, that record is OFFICIALLY BROKEN!!!/
Dnt give an eff bout your freeze, in battles yu a flop. . . . .couldn't survive GuykheNA'S BARS FOR A DAY/ saw how yur whole verse wasnt connecting, probably. . .yur WI-FI WAS AWAY/ now yu hardly script, yur heads empty ryy? Or scared of having your DRY ÀSS BURNT AGAIN/ Buh dnt panic, I AM BORN AGAIN, so yur lack of writing is whats gon eff you up, I mean We'd only see Saw's Pens filled. . . . .when we get to the CLIMAX OF A PLAY!!!/
See back at R.V, You never BROUGHT WAR TO THE GROUP, YA BEEFS ARE DEAD/ against krizz, we saw how he SUMMONING THE TRUTH TA GRIEF YA NERVES/ now all crits have failed yu, yu now come with a call out saying yu only WANT MULTIES TO PROOVE A SICKER HEAD/ Buh yu still aint on ma level, only thing we have in COMMON IS THE SCHOOL THAT WE ATTEND/ Even ma level is higher in that aspect too, see? Yu in hot soup. . . .or perhaps yu not. . .buh what I wont hesitate to do is DROP SAW IN THE SOUP LIKE MISTER CHEF!!!/
Oh yu dnt get that? Meet miyaki for an EXPLANATION FAST/ yur chances of winning is. . .'there are no chances'. . .like Blaq on ENTERTAINMENT STATS/ so yu are getting beaten by every bar. . . .wait a minute, I'm not speaking french. . . . I meant yur defeat is 'coming at the end of every dòpe bar' like EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!/ ^_^
Truth is; ALL HIS FLOWS ARE SO BORING, he only TOPS HIS FOLKS, ABOVE MONKEYS Oops did i say MONKEY? BRO, I'M SO SORRY. . ./ wait, yu cnt do more than a dead dog ffool, hear this; WORD IN BOLD, YUA NOBODY!! /
and since u are nobody, then yu FAKE AND WACK too bad on yur call out, you R.APED AT LAST/ Buh it makes no sense at all, it culd make a LAY MAN LAUGH/ I mean if I take you out now. . . .then I've indirectly taken 'Nobody Out!'. . .like what Cops say when they RAID A HOUSE!!!/
No need ta RAKE AND SHOUT already BLEW YA HEAD/ with the NUKES I SENT/ 12bars. . . .buh we got to see you dead as yu STOOD AT TEN how it happened?. . . .tune to Stv NEWS AT 10
First, I ROLLED TEKS TO END THIS BBITCH/ was attacking-his-house. . .saw some guys-in-the-dark, went ahead and CHOCKED EM, THEY BARELY BREATH/ Strolled past the. . . . . . . . .aiii, yu knw what? Phuck long story. . .Just POST WHEN YU READY JIG!!!/ |
Rap Battles › Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by Limerick: 2:51pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
are you kidding me? his whole body gets bandaged enough/ covered in whites like the f@g is a dove/ though my fist wrapped with a glove/ but get ready to marry this punch/ as this upper takes ya HEAD OVER HILLS ... Like you madly in love/
i've f*cked ur sis two times, brother/ ur girl sucked my d1ck good like p0rnstars/ but u're a sex starved true life pauper/ jigs plays with HIS PIPE more than a full-time plumber/ No b1tch gives him head,, so he BLOWS HIMSELF, like a suicide bomber MVGT ELYMAXCRAY although, he had some really annoying wordplays the ffuck is noob breakfast? i pollute d air, as my FART DEY REEK HER, . . she'll get bagged n bagged ... like raw rice nd beans/ and this would have made more sense if you had used pidgin throughout the whole bar or pidgin 80% |
Romance › Re: Open Letter To The Guy Dating My Future Wife by Limerick(op): 2:30pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: Toto wahala smh fûck am wella joor make she get experience before we marry I no wan fûck woman wey go be like log for bed sharrap, the ones she has now are enough |
Romance › Re: Open Letter To The Guy Dating My Future Wife by Limerick(op): 2:28pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
orogodoganyin: lol... person don dey write ur own slf... u go soon collect am lol...tfu |
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Romance › Open Letter To The Guy Dating My Future Wife by Limerick(op): 1:02pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Bros!How far na? How work, school or business? Hope everything dey well sha? No worry we go make am one day, no shaking at all!.. Na you dey enjoy ooh! See as you just dey enjoy my future wife for free sha, you just dey press her yansh and bobbie, fear no even catch you say na person wife you dey with so! Bros you get mind oh!. Well bros make e for no cause quarrel, I just wan tell you say make you help me take care of my baby well well! Infact these na the things wey I want make you dey do for am till I finally resume office as her husband! bros anything she want make you give am abeg! She like iPhone 6+? Bros give am! She like to watch her movies for cinema? Bros take her specifically to silverbird cinemas! You see Mr Biggs, KFC, Chicken republic, Domino Pizza, Tantalizers or even Kingston Joe, make sure say you carry her go all those places well oh!.. Bros if your money reach for shopping, abeg carry am go shopping make she buy plenty clothes, shoes, bags and accessories and if change still remain make una buy our wedding gown join! I don't want her to be flirting around with men for little cash just to wear clothes like other girls, so bros take her shopping! Please bros don't beat her, remember what you sow you shall reap, how will you feel if another man is beating your wife? treat her with Love, care and attention!.. don't shout on her! Always pamper her! Bros one more thing, if she pings you and says "baby I'm feeling cold here, I want you to come and cuddle me" bros abeg no go, na me she dey call no be you! You see her bobbie, bros suck with sense, no go slack am for me! Bros if she give you kitten make you enjoy small and she dey shout "baby harder, faster! Baby go deeper" bros! Bros!! Bros!!! No mind am ooh, na small pikin dey worry am oh, she no know wetin she dey talk at all, Infact go slower, no go deeper abeg! Bros if she cheats on you and dates another guy, please send a copy of this letter to him!.. Ehen! Bros make I end am for now!.. If you follow my instructions well, there will be no quarrel, who knows you may be my Best Man!.. |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Limerick: 12:51pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
I vote sosiqdude |
Rap Battles › Re: Elymaxiimus Vs Jigsawkillah [the Holocaust] by Limerick: 11:02pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
you forgot this
ElymaxCray:
i'm the type to beat a lunatic, till he comes to his
senses/
like ''oga abeg na, i been just dey pretend since''/
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 2:52pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
jreyez: We go use that beat.. Create thread.. Flow till the beat stops. OK..no wahala.. giiyaz abi giyazz help us with thread abeg.. I wan freestyle  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 1:13pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
jreyez: Audio battle anyone? i wan whoop person. come whoop me  |
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Says Buhari's Daughter, Zahra Is His Girlfriend by Limerick(op): 1:07pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Says Buhari's Daughter, Zahra Is His Girlfriend by Limerick(op): 1:05pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
cally3D: Omo! So wich has given d other fame now? you shouldn't compare korede to zahra |
Celebrities › Korede Bello Says Buhari's Daughter, Zahra Is His Girlfriend by Limerick(op): 9:30am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Mavin records act, Korede Bello was among celebs who performed at the Inauguration dinner in Aso Rock May 29, 2015.
Zahra Buhari who have been on many guys including celebs wanted list due to her status showed love to Korede Bello at the event.
Korede as a sharp guy made move to get closer to Zahra and he took some shots with her.
The ‘Godwin’ crooner shared the photos on Instagram and captioned it with “ Bae and I” . Fans have been reading different meanings to Korede’s caption.
Photo: Instagram
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Celebrities › Korede Bello Says Buhari's Daughter, Zahra Is His Girlfriend by Limerick(op): 9:22am On Jun 05, 2015 |
Mavin records act, Korede Bello was among celebs who performed at the Inauguration dinner in Aso Rock last night, May 29, 2015.
Zahra Buhari who have been on many guys including celebs wanted list due to her status showed love to Korede Bello at the event.
Korede as a sharp guy made move to get closer to Zahra and he took some shots with her.
The ‘Godwin’ crooner shared the photos on Instagram and captioned it with “ Bae and I” . Fans have been reading different meanings to Korede’s caption.
Photo: Instagram |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 8:38am On Jun 05, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: Oga limerick,lets have a battle na. u go whoop me jor..I'm wack now |
Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Battle Emcee {jreyez} Drops New Tune by Limerick: 10:38pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Navas thinks out of the box - romance landers
ffuck were y'all saying?  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 6:59pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:16pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:10pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
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Rap Battles › Re: New Lyricist In The Building. I Challenge Any Dope Head To A Duel. by Limerick(op): 8:55am On Jun 03, 2015 |
AKEAMINY: wtf!!!___he ducked ? when last was he seen online? |
Car Talk › Re: Which Part Of A Car Do You Admire The Most? by Limerick: 6:56am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Kachisbarbie: *The engine...when it's neat. *The Dashboard
Then I am a sucker for cars with big (opolo) eyes i.e the Headlamp, muscles and big ukwu...lol.
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Rap Battles › Re: New Lyricist In The Building. I Challenge Any Dope Head To A Duel. by Limerick(op): 9:13pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: stop tagging me like a r£tard up and down. keep my name out of your mouth or misspell and stop giving me unnecessary mentions why are you pissed? cos your thread didn't make frontpage? no worry, e go better |
Rap Battles › Re: New Lyricist In The Building. I Challenge Any Dope Head To A Duel. by Limerick(op): 8:52pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Chimex388: i wanna checkmate u....hope ur king is strong enuf for some war darkrebel666 the wack newbie then. |
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Rap Battles › Re: Freestyle By Emodeee(18+) by Limerick: 7:56pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
emodee you tried |
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