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Limerick: I hate the way this site is now displaying on my phucking phone ^^

hmmm, your phone has started again? I'Ve told you to flash that crap u call a phone several times buh you wont listen! Anything i tell u is always out of point.

I hate the way this site is now displaying on my phucking phone ^^

yeyenatu: Hhmmmmm

Nice! @limerick

Hey!

Am that leader, the thugs' elect,
So its right you show this dawg respect,
Cos I could pierce a Sword in flesh,
And have everything about you Torn in Shredds,
My blood is vexed,
I'ma come with Guns n Blades, and Thwart the Jerks,
and We'd get to see these boys regret,
as I'd technically make em distort with death,
My Punch is feared,
We'd see cold shiver down their spines as they drop with sweat,
Cos the Last time I Swung the Spear,
I took too many Lives Like Sport Select,
These niggs be Cocky n Numb,
Dropping wacks in the name of Exploring their thumbs,
Sorry I heard their homes was attacked, but they be silly enough, they forgot to Bury their mum,
Like tha woman with 1coin, Oh is that a bible reference? Phuck it, in my music career, am Pouring my All,
But yours is a BIG TIME RUSH! Agreed, Your music career is Funny and Dumb!
This jez some kinda Quick freeze
And one order from me, you'd Keep Still
No need for ah boss confirmation, truth is ama Boy, ama man, ama Rich Kid,
These rappers sucks, am tired of it, I should have quickly, some Títs Sealed,
Plus Phuck a small world, I'd jump out of it, Land in Jupiter and Live Big,
Niga u wack, even Your dad knows,
But me? I Strike with Nine Like OBAGO!,
I heard ya music didnt sell in alaba, even ibo boys wont depict its meaning like Short hand notes,
So Niggs, Stop Selling Dumb Sense to Us,
You r rather Getting Us Vexed inshort,
Or what tha hell is you? You's gone crazy? I' shuld prolly be Sending more Cures in turns,
and One more thing, oops I forgot Dj's birthday, prolly cos I was attending Conferences, phuck!
Buh now with a star and a turn table by my side, I wish DJ many more years to come
* ** * hap*p*y*d*j*5*na*ira JARE! *********

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Are we going to badge any degree after all these

Lol, I love this.

ELYMAXiimus: diss at me?

Lol, nope. . .why shuld i?

This Dawg be Cray n fervent/as he approaching niggs, he'd stay observant/
. . .cos I'ma be mute now, buh whist catching you unaware. .am sure to 'aim macs on flesh' like Slaves n Servants!/

For am simply ruthless/coupled with the fact tha am feeling curious/to end some lives, so I'd be Killing soonest/
. . .as you my subject, so you'd be dead when I come with a 'Presidential Pardon'. . .'Releasing Bullets!!'/

Seriously, these guys should Learn Karate/Swordmanship, or learn to throw spears and knives/
Cos they dont stand a chance against this mafian, they should go start from the bottom . . .like 'Mess and farts'/

My pellets do make thugs tear apart/and when the lists of victims are read aloud/
. . .its only right you cower. . .cos you couldnt' take a bold step . .if you had CNTRL+B on your Legs and Paths !!/

. . .am known as a kinda hommie Skilled and brilliant/but you? Erry'thing on ya head is fake like tha wig, Brazilian!/
Plus am fast n furious. . .so when I aim at your face with blades, I'ma leaves tears on your face . . .like Pissed Kids and Infants/

Am tempted with daggers to Slay around/know what is good for you? You should Pray aloud/
. . .cos i could make ya life a living hell, where ya teeth wuld be gnashed. . .you'd Blaze n Shout/

. . .for I burn anything, I burn money. .as I got Money, Cars, I Spray about/
. . .buh these geeks? Pfft, if they ever tell you they got 'Money, Cars'. . .then its a reference to their 'fake accounts!!'/

Lime wuld be having em Picked and Bullied/and my say is final like Kings and Juries/
So believe me when I say I'd disfigure your mouth, teeth, and have your 'tongue twist!!'. . .like 'Boogey'!/

Of a truth, these guys will steadily rhyme/. . .claiming their strike is ending this Lime/
. . .But I would tarry a little, then kill em with a 'Commando attack' the moment I take em unaware 'behind the ememies' lines'!!/

kr0ne:

This one you are shining ya teeth like a cameroun player that won world best. . . . Hope we are safe sha

gottoboy: dis boy no go ever leave me sha. . .

Lols...why I go leave my oga.

On this 'bout. . .I'd have bullets sprayed an instance/. . .and make his neck break and twisted/. . .hes got nothing thrilling. . .so if the Jerk Claims magician/
. . .I'd get miffed. . .and with battalions of rogues, I'd come in to 'handle kutz'. . .without neccessarily calling on 'First aid assistants'!!/. . . . .*Handle Cuts*

I'd have the Latter Dead/. . .cos the way the bbitch be behaving. . .we could easily tell hes tryna form a Rascal head/. . .buh hes just a wacker friend/
. . .for I checked his brawl against deepthought. . .and the way the blokes came ffucking 'wick battle', I almost mistook em for boxers exchanging jabs on a 'Lantern's thread'/

. . . .so once I get him aimed up in social network/. . .in minutes, I'ma blow his brains off with Robocop's Gun/
. . .just to proove the Nigg is wack, so he wouldn't be 'delivering drugs'. . . .if he worked as a 'Sales boy in Gottoboy's Shop'!!/

and we'd get to see him Screaming Loudly; "Please"/. . .buh I'd turn a deaf ear; as I Quickly hang the bbitch/
. . .then after hes Confirmed dead. . .I'd make 'K decay'. . .like I was featured on. . . .'Chidinma's Remix'/

Wailings would be heard through his Blood relations/. .the moment
I have Cops shoot this dawg in stations/
. . .and all tha wuld be left is his carcass. . So when I say. . . I'm making death 'In Krizz' . . .then am not 'Reducing Population'!!/

Someone advise him to quit rap n mend his Roof Leakage/. .cos hes confused about his career like Tonto Dikeh!/
. . .buh if he insists on staying. . .I'ma gun down the fake baller and leave the Nine on his back . . Like 'Emenike!!'/

Truth is, this foe will run away/. .once I start blowing bombs n rage/
. . .buh he wouldnt get far before I take him out. . .for I've laid Explosives on the way/

. . .cos like Lawyers, am called to the bar. .buh my style is to hold weapons n slay/
. . .buh if Krizz tells you hes 'called to the bar'. . .then the boy is Prolly 'drunk' again!!/

Nigger, its ya death am bringing/. .cos immediately I send d beatings/
I'ma be having the bbitch smeared. .as I practically end the weakling/
Battling Lime? How amusing is thy guts/. . .even when he knows his Loosing is ah must/
. . .cos while my verse Gets Highly rated. . . K's Only Gets Closed . . .without even inviting the 'Juries in tha Courts!!'/. . . . .*Case Only Gets Closed*
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-ThaPhoenix-

iamTWISTA: word! empty vessels make the most noise.instead of working on their flaws,they made sm1 else their topic of discussion.kids wnt grow up sha!

(SMILES) Lol baba, U beta change

Kill Tha Phoenix Order? Thats one thing that can never come to be

Meanwhile, anticipate
Yung rhino x Limerick x Funcklef - Hustle Grain... Hmmm... Say 12th of July sha

Krizzkutz, I go drop say by 7pm...

Checked! I'ma Post tomorrow. Thanks

Krizzkutz: Limerick, if u r nolonger ready for D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ battle tell me lemme go back to my hiding place, u called me out . . Mikuz mikuz mikuz mikuz, uu aint saying anything, tagged ur name almost twice, but u dropt a freestyle n also commented, u sayn u didn't see d tag?? Or u wunt set up a battle for i n limerick again

Any time u ready. But getting a thread from Mikuz? Lol oga no vex, but u go grow metu ..... You dan forget say we blast am... And hes still recovering from the shock. So carrying us for Hin head no dey unusual at all

Ma go attend to my Customers for now. See ya later.

Tiyazman: One of my song may drop next month. . . Why you dey ask?

Nothing

Guykhena: now observe as I'Crack'Mik to show him his 'doom' like Fortune Cookies/

wetin doom dey find near my name?

Tiyazman: Some d0pe sh1t! Continue jare


D0pe Elites

Haha Naso my broda! We no fit ever wack, we fit die of Starvation

Btw, any of ya song dan drop?

MUMU FREEZE
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My Lyrics dey dance alingo/ dey denge pose like boy alinco/. . .but na you be papa ajasco/
. . .cos you no get sense, I swear, your mama do mistake, born you for house of disco/

I check their rhymes, see as dem take dey fall out/ dem no get credit, yet dem dey make call outs/

My guy u dey find me trouble/. .you no get sense jor, you be like mister ibu/ na me be tinubu/
. . .cos I dey rule 'eko'(a Co). .like say I get company , I con dey bubble/

No try me o. . .I dan kill many guys for fb/I even create one burial ground group, waste my mb/
. . .sorry! Waste my Subscription, ma no go expose myself before dem get me/

My mama dey pray for me/. . .may God bless me, make wave for me/
. . .as I mumu reach, I run go barber shop, make dem go make sportin wave for me /

men am gettin fire ignited/. . .but ur crew dey benighted/
I no even sabi the english, as I dull to the extent, I think say I fit even win Premier League with 'Dundi United'/

But forget tha shiit, na una still dull pass/. . .in fact, d tin dey pain me, why una just dull pass /
Sotey, I see one of una one fateful day, as hin dey try 'cycle okada' with 'compass'/

Na me be bad fella/ I be like Ibime, I dey ~brang ether~ /. . .buh I no fit even tell am 'yes sir'/
. . .cos I go scatter hin system. . .juz when I blow hin 'fuse' with my 'antena' /

Una stupid/ true to God, U stupid!/. .You no fit whoop me/ park well jor, mumu, ijiot, baskart, thunder fire ya papa. .as hin dey sing love song, call am Cupid/

Na me be limerick/ I Swear my rhyme sick/. .ema prince dey feel my flow, hin say my Rhyme sweet/

but I be funny rapper/and in a yoruba voice 'mo cunny dada'/
. . .wtf! As in, Dagrin self go see me 4rm hin Grave, hin go call me baba/

I swear, my punches d.ope, like when mike tyson dey shook hand inside cocane/so If u talk say I go fail/I go make sure say na u go waste/
. . .cos I go act 'P Square', and before u enter bus reach alaba. . .I dan already carry ya music 'troway'!!/

I'm a wicked bus/. . .you cant measure up to me jor. . .u be tailor son?/abegi, no dey form winner for here when u be failure jor/cos I go station dawgs/ beat u till the nation calls/
begging me on ya behalf, con dey come my papa house. . .naso I dey see difference faces, 1face, 2faces, white faces, even black faces like Plantation boys/

Na me be army slayer/. .cos Ive been blasting haters/enter mr biggs, start banging waiters/. . .so u shallenge me, I go scatter ya body, and if dem come 'Klose' again. . .then, na that 'Germany Player'/

Make I Continue.........?

JigsawKillah: Smh

i'll get u skull-cracked, so fall-back on ur mom's wide pussy or whatever u call-that and drown in her cum just like ur-dad

i swing-bats-and-swords, i beat-cats-with-words, ur a 'feminem' and when i napped tiyazman, everybody was like bring-back-our-girls!


SAW

Lmao

ERTHAENIGMA: lol @ 'one of a kind'. Was it sent from the heavenlies?

was that what he posted? Ok, keep trolling.

ERTHAENIGMA: krizzkutz? Lunatic? Vets? *dies* between. Accepted

Ok

JigsawKillah: dis ur post na d 10000th post, i no say u nor notice.
In btw u nor deserve to die sha


SAW

Elvis, free me na wetin be ya own self. Mumu 2014

Krizzkutz: guy ahl b free 2mao, 16s wunt take u a whole day to write ryy?? if yes we drop 2mao by 9pm. Mikuz - - krizzkutz vs limerick pls

Any which way

Krizzkutz: Limerick ok I accept ur callout, 16s . . we drop on sat evening, get mikuz to pile up tins . . m actually kinda busy dis days

aiii

Sleek Reek: I couldn't have said it any better,the key lesson is this,in the world cup,your bench must be as good as your 11 regular players and this is where Keshi failed because it is a fact injuries will come,Franch Coach made only one subsitution Griezmann and he made the difference that is tactical experience at work and the strenght of a bench...the choice of players he took to the world cup was questionable,no Nosa Igbebior,no Mba,we had no reliable back-up for the midfield,yes i know we have no world class players but we do have very talented players we could have used to reach at least the quarter final.

I feel sad but i still hope our NFF will do the right thing,we can one day rule the world of soccer.

yh, on a match against france, once ya midfield is not in gud shape, you r definitely gon flop.

President Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria."

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, "that would be me."

"Yes, very good," said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?"

Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!" Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The answer is David Cameron!"

A man died and went to hell, there he finds that there are different hells for each country, he decides to go round and to choose the least painful to spend his eternity.He goes to the German Hell and asked, "what do they do here" He was told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then lay you on a bed of nails for another Hour, then the German Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. The Man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.He checks out the USA,UK,RUSSIAN Hells as well as many more.He discovers that they are all similar to the German Hell.Then he
comes to the Nigerian Hell and finds that there is a Long Queue
of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he ask, "what do they do here ?" He was told "First they put you in an Electric Chair for an
hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour
then Nigerian Devil comes in and Whips you for the Rest of the Day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in ?" asked the man... A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any STABLE ELECTRICITY so the electric chair doesn't work.The nails were paid for but were
never SUPPLIED by the Contractor,so the Bed is Comfortable to sleep on... And the
Nigerian Devil used to be a CIVIL SERVANT,so he comes in, signs his time sheet and leaves for Personal Business.

experimentist: Mikel is a shitt player who plays like a girl.. A pregnant one for that matter. If given ball Mikel will procrastinate and dance with it till he dispossess it.. That guy cause us problem yesterday and didn't even make much impact.. Enyeama made a lot of saves that were even supose to be goals.. He's only mistake was coming out for that corner knowing that he won't be able to catch the ball or punch it far away.. We also missed Tunde badly..

true talk@highlighted words

Am Serious o!

I wonder why Mikel is Considered indispensible. Make I hear again say Mikel no useless, una see as midfield collapse soon as Onazi was pulled out coza injury.

LWKMD!!!

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I've been trying all Possible Combinations on my PlayStation 2 Game. But all to no avail. The guy no gree bite o.

I even had to buy a new Game Pad, but still, it prooved futile.

Please, Anyone with any useful hint on how to use suarez to bite on Pes?