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kr0ne: Jason, ur freestyle is ok. But that 'early max' doesn't play with me. U try jare

I swear, the guy wordplay better pass mikuz own 10times

PaulThor: limerick... Stop molesting kids... dia mums will come ranting oo....

Lol, no mind me jor, just wanted to play with the kids a little.

Khena Just touched an angry fam/ I'm a god, you a 'mortal'. . .you Pounding yams/
we all know you the type tha's Gladly daft/
Thinking you can 'save a soul!' ina Stanbic bank!/
Against Ill Palms. . .we saw how you banging craps/ How one punch made you rotate like Standing fans/
And even up till now. . .you might 'manipulate all bible scriptures!'. . .you wont still be capable of 'handling Psalms!'/

In minutes. . I could mug this silly maggot/ Hes gay, sucking men's dickz, some sort of faggòt/
Cuz Ever since I knew him. . .I've never seen 'Chics on his balls!'. . .not even the 'Super falcons!!'

So Ion give a Séx of what he saying/
My lyrical Style is what hes Craving/
Hes nothing more than a fowl that talks too much. . .so I'd break the 'beak' since its not been 'shaving!'/

I'd have him badly murked with bars/
The ffool'd be ranting all the time/
Son, You think you cray? . . .I only gave him vote against jig. . .just for the wacky not to Cry/
So have it Up in mind/
I'm Still your Daddy, none deny/
My name be Sparking up the sky/
While yours be Crapish, dull infact/
So, dont think throwing shots at lime would be making you Standing tall with time/
Cuz the bitter truth is. . . .you wouldnt 'make your way to the top' . . . . . If you were 'Climbing up the Pants' /

Ten years, you'd never be an Illy Vet/
I carry your case meet herbalist, he was like "bring him here. . ./
I'd consult oracles, then leave him dead. . ./
On the seventh day, he'll be d0pe. . .once I Cleanse this jerk"/
Then I thought your wackness was over. . . .until you replayed my 'follow instinct' pun for 'follow back'. . . .damn, i ran to the herbalist and Quickly said/
"Men! thats the wackest thing I've seen this year"/

If I buried GuyKhena, who tha hell is Jig Saw?/
I'd Simply storm the lad with some quick drops/
Then bring in the 'Genesis' of his doom. . . .without even bothering to Use the 'Scriptures!'/

You'all dont wanna ffuck with that Glad from the South/
ask yung6ix, we dont rely on the rants/
You never see us die on the bouts/
We be coming with fuel. . . .and you aint a 'match!!'. . . .except you helping us 'fry up the ants!'/

YouFuckBytchees

Phoenix Shiii

Slenderman: haha limerick
Takin shots at evribodi
I hope guykhena wil reply

I dnt need him to

Fact: Mikuz is wack, I checked virtually all his battles on fb, he got murked easily. . .he only managed to win some wack newbies. . . . . Hes just over hyped here; Blaq Killed him on fb, Ink murdered him several times(as in, one too many times), Siddoggg whooped severally as well. . .sleak, U3 wasnt left out of the promo beatings. . .hes even having a battle this week at R.G and Hes gonna be whooped for sure, I can bet my life on it. . .yet you'all be saying mikuz is dope. . . He only wins battles on NL and that was why he ran away from fb.

He'd be calling himself a d0pe gee yet his d0peness only rotates in one place. Smh

kr0ne: Lmao @ follow instinct
Nice one, Limerick

Lol, . . . Still waiting for kim to accept my Call out tho

This time I should be dropping lenient/ as it wouldnt change the fact I'm a storming genius/
I jes hope Giyaz has gotten treatment/
Well thats none of my ffucking buisness/
Warriblood, his ffuck up has been treated. . .hes weightless. . . .I should have said Kr0ne took out his body fitness/
he'd be Snubbing this verse/
he sure to be mute, I got this feeling the nigger would walk with pretense/
Steady dropping lame puns in some Sturdy Sequence/
Lets talk about since when I've been mugging these jerks/ Tho I'm not the illest/
But it would be unmeasurable. . . .if you was asked. . .to rate the size of my Bulky Sickness/
And though, JigSaw is a friend of mine/
Not the type willing to See the death of Lime/
But he pisses me off whilst having me tagged on those effed up Lines/ where he fell off rhymes/
So while he'd be Struggling to push me off. . . .I'd be quick to bring 'recipes of death!'. .and Kill the Nerd on thyme!!/
And if Khena says shii of how he got Jig murked. . .I'ma swing blades to Cut the bozo quickly/ with that Jam packed verse of his, nearly with togo lyrics/
Then proove to the world. . . .of how dumb he is. . . .for hes the type that thinks you need a 'twitter' handle. . .to 'follow' instincts!!/
Remember last time the phoenix dropped?/ How we Steadily took out a silly mod/ We simply came with a 2-edged Sword/
the whole platform bled its blood/
Men's bodies floated on the edge. . . .Of some bunch of oceans made of mud/
I jez hope now. . .you've recalled/ so these peeps should try avoid our thud/
If they scared of Quivering at the sight of gods/
We make thugs flee, destroying bandits/
and our form of attack is what you r lacking/
you clearly lack the tactics/ so we leave the 'foe cursed'. . .like monks on 'praying mantis!!'/
Travelling deep in the hollow abyss/
Feeling the heat of the black serpents hiss/
as we kill dudes, hang few on air . . . .then leave a 'whole! on the floor'. . . .like a 'home for rabbits!!'/
You seeing verse drop in portions/
trust me, you should tredd yours with caution/
Cuz you could see ya death come with tortures/
As in, we ready to club these ffools to death. . . .and noone would say shiit. . .End of Discussion!!

Tha Phoenix

mikuz: Lol I quoted the wrong person. You can as well forget it. I do not battle cowards. Fight never start and you're already shaking. If you can't write 24 lines in two days then you are not even good enough to even clean Icekidd's shoes. You dey claim don over a battle win against Ckushy?
Smh. You claim all my battle wins in NL were as a result of my influence as a mod, now I don step down and ready to battle you, you don go cold and quiet like The Artic. You are just ranting like a motorpark agbero. Go and take a look at the records again. Una no go ever learn.

Schedule ko pebble ni,
Lol . . you are looking for 2 months to write against Mikuz. I don't fight cowards. If you can't write 24 lines in 3 days then you really need to think about quiting. Mikuz you don suffer sha. See person wey no fit make it out of the preliminery stage of a rookie tourney dey claim James Bond for where you dey too. Lol.

I do not why you new ones do not learn. This was how Teddybiyasi was claiming Mrs. Iron Lady - claiming she go eviserate, decapitate and obliterate me for my back, I called her out and she started shivering. You don dey rant ya own now, I don call you out and you're claiming GEJ needs to first make a trip to Antanannarivo to return in two months before you'll write 24 lines.
Smh . . .


Who even know you around these parts? You are a nobody. What would I gain if I beat you? In the same vein, if you think about where niggas would rate you if you beat Mikuz, then you'll realise you the biggest coward in NL history. Take Cooger for example, he beat Mikuz and you rookies started worshipping him. One of you went as far as ranking him as NL's finest lyricist in history.

Goodbye!

Leave the kid alone and face me, rematch things, 30lines, we drop on thursday. You game?

ELYMAXiimus: stfu!
if you are so sure of urself,
instead of telling emmaprince to set thread for u nd bruce, y not you nd krone?

But no, you'd rather flap wings nd duck real encounters like an agric fowl!

First you denied nd said you dont know krone, saying he'll cook up lies as personals!
Now you're confessing!

just cos coogar has been playing with ya medulla,, the lenght nd breadth of ya head has been increasing spontaniously!

So now you think you can floor mik. I'm sure your name is joseph not jason,, keep dwelling in your daydream.
Cos he didnt qualify you for a tourney, u've been bittered eversince then! Kid!

Must you reply trash talks all the time?

teddybiyasi: ain't too rusty think I could take three at a time warriblood, iamaromolaeran n HEnemona Friday 9pm

smh

kr0ne: Jason, you're free to say whatever you like but please don't lie with my name. I only told you to come over and improve your texceeing skill, as you'd meet dopeheads. I never overrated anyone, and if I'd do it should be Ibime. And even when you came you appeared like a ghost, thinking I wouldn't know. See your life!
And, lastly, don't forget to tell them you learned from me
You know me as a very busy person. Most of my verses here are straight frees, not the pre-written shii you do. Calm down, son. I'm still your daddy

Lol, how far, we need to meet. . . . I ran outta airtime the other time

ZLUK: who else i fit take on oooooo.... i dey come

Hi

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DOWNLOAD AUDIO FIRST IF YOU CAN THEN LISTEN WITH LYRICS___-IT WAS AN ACAPELLA RAP BATTLE I HAD ON FACEBOOK WITH A DUDE CALLED ARNY...................

Am bringing Armies to Kill/
Grab a spoon to scoop…am turning Arny to Meal/
When I step on the mic..take 3 steps Backward/ he's a ridiculous Coward/ ...saying he’s d.oper is like comparing Harvard with Babcock/…..i attack with Ebola, Polio and Cancer/…he can't enter my building….he only mans the door post like Club bouncers/…am a complete Spartan/….even if he stood on ‘cemented’ floors…he can't give or provide a ‘concrete answer’/ he’s not ‘gifted’ with words…he got ‘nothing from Santa’/
Am only 18 but I act 45/ am fortified/ he’s history and dead…his name’s mortified/
You don’t want me doing the 2x2 or the 3x3 or his pain multiplies/………
He was all green till I slashed with the Cutlass/ he sucks at Core Math…………so I ll’ scatch his face with ‘the claws of BODMAS’/
He couldn’t beat me in his wack fairy dream/ ....so you ll’ get torched*touched*like a ‘blackberry screen’/
Turn this to an Asia fight…bodybag and dump him in the Far East/ he drops ‘salty watery’ rhymes like he rapped and flowed on the ‘bar’beach/……I ll’ seal his fate with ‘cowries like ifa priests’/…………..he can't compose a Damn phrase/ he wont be a pope…I dominate the conclave/ he can’t *cereal*’see real things though feeds on ‘corn flakes’/ for God sake/ imma school him in 4 days/ then like Christ and the two thieves….imma hang and nail his ass on the surface/………….he lives in swarp areas/ he wont have a smooth wood though given a sand paper/ if he dares deceive/ I ll’ 'plant' my dick in his mom till she 'bears my seed'/.....with the sword in the scabbard…..i still made him bleed/……….he’s a ‘g.ay fake pastor’…..his genesis tells tales of ‘Adam and Steve’/
His mum is my give and go Concubine/…..i ll’ finger the bitch with ‘Spikes of a Porcupine’/…am rocking the gig/ if he wears glasses.....am flogging the geek/..he balls in relegation..am topping the league/……………he ll' kick the bucket/I ll’ block his profits/…he's known in bus-stops to pick a pocket/////he was a ‘twin born in Calabar’…he was killed before ‘mary slessor could stop it’/
I ll’ disfigure his posture/fracture his structure/…subject him to torture…till his heart stops to function/…..i ll’ feed him to vultures/…shake him with earthquakes and volcanic eruptions/………….’rig the ballot boxes’…..he wont win elections/.put the barbarian in everlasting detention……….or I ll’ cut his stomach open’ like ‘Caesarian Section’/.if he's fabric..imma heat him on the ironing board/…then leave the motherfucker with two damn options…..’Death by Hanging or the Firing Squad’/…on Facebook,Humpty Rules/..now his agony ‘echos like am empty room’///////////////am usain bolt on tracks...../like mikel na you go surely carry second/…my ‘dagger was clothe’…I stripped and stabbed the gay with a ‘Naked Weapon’/
I just massacered this Fake lad/…..stepped on his human rights like a brake pad/…………..am lording with a professional game/………..matter of fact,he’s not human…just an Animal with a Funny Botanical Name’/

Dope shii, but you suppose to post the guy's verse lets see if u murked him.

willsofsteel: The sounds of bittered Eyptian Mothers, the Agoney of the Orphan/they Lost in a Cold World, Despised By The legions Of MANY/the Fear of the UNKNoWn trapped in d END so EARLY/and Very few Smile, the Rest BARELy, starved from Growing, the Enemies Locked their Thoughts,Even in Death, dey aint KNowing, then Suddnely our Wraths IGNITE... Who are We? The WATCHERs of this REALM/, We designed By the Glory of the Rejected, on the Wacks. The Dopes CLAiM/Blood and Tears, Fear Intense,Tha PHOENIX bound By the Law, to Oppress the Proud/we give Grace to The Humble were Eva they FoUnd/stucked for a Moment, the Globe Ceased as We Stare, We return with the Inverse.. Our Names in d Clouds/our deeds will Scouts/We are The PAST of the Present in the FUTURE...we are the PHOeNIX !

dope, kr0ne, i Syt u with my micro scope

We bombard geeks with WRITTENS/. . .come with the gang and have them SMITTEN/. . .how are we gonna be getting BEATEN. . ./ By these cows and dying CHICKENS?/ truth is; all these shids they SPITTING/ Isnt affecting my papers. . .so phuck their CRITICS/
cuz We all know they wouldnt be 'making papers'!!. . . .if they 'passing exams in just one SITTING!!!'/

My Punch be ENDING THE WACKS/ The metas I'm spitting are HEAVY INFACT. . .and STEADY INTACT/
as tha grave is only destination am SENDING THE GLADS/

Check it

Whoever said Giyaz RAPS CRAZY. . . .pfft, he was never d0pe. . . .I wonder why a dude would be like "AHH, MAYBE. . .hes prolly getting WACK LATELY"/
when we know how lame he culd be, infact referring to him as cray in the first place, is as funny as giving the mic to a FAT LADY/

Ion give a sèx with the style the RAPPER USE/ for none of the punches and puns he HAS ARE NEW/ You likely getting pissed now? Buh Phuck what u feel. .as long as I aint never as WACK AS YOU/. . .we saw how Teddy slung ropes round his legs, took him down like ramaDAN MALUs/. .pounced on him and beat him BLACK AND BLUE/
hes prolly disfigured now. . .so he shouldnt troll my pix again. . . .cuz when I checked his, Lo and behold, I saw some 'BIG LIPS' Like 'KANGAROOS'!!/ ^_^ (BIG LEAPS)

Ok, I'ma BADDER DUDE/

Anyone says Giyaz badder only FLATTERS THE GEEK/ He tryna eff with tha phoenix, he'd RATHER RETREAT/
Cuz we could have him in 'small particles and seal his fate up'!. . .like 'CRACKER BISCUITS'/

My houseboy heard his voice notes and was like "damn, this dude is wacker than Jonathan Singing SAMBA IN SEAT/
So if he tries to 'bite more than he can chew!'. . .I'd throw long jabs at his mouth. .and 'SCATTER HIS TEETH!!'/

My writtens are ready to END THAT GUY. . .ok CHECK THAT OUT/ Giyaz is W to the A to the C to the K, hope I SPELT THAT RIGHT?/
Went to his house, saw some GIRL STAND BY/ tried to stop me, shes like "STEP BACK NOW"/
I ran her through with the sword and I LEFT HER DOWN/
Giyaz returned home bouncing. . . .Saw his DEAD HOUSE WIFE/ He called guys from mówè, hes like "help me GET THAT LIME"/ before long, I saw him come in with some FESTAC GUYS/
Buh I still threatened and beat em off the Surface of the earth. . .so its best they all 'run underground!'. . .like 'FUEL PIPELINES!!'/

Thats 'NEYMAR'S STYLE'/

Or I should prolly change the TOPIC...This dude aint WORTH IT. . . Men! PHUCK IT/
I still cant get it outta my mind how Biyasi CRUSHED HIM/. . .Lmao tho, that shiii was FUNNY

At first, he was like "I'd WÀNK AT HER BRÉAST/ The battle line got drawn, then he TAMPERED HER CHEST/
Which got teddy really ANGERED AND VEXED/ She took shots at him as she BATTERED THA NECK. . ./ though another shot wasnt forthcoming. .yet she SHATTERED THA HEAD/ ever since, we never saw the BASTARD AT REST/ He became so dumb. . .to the point of. . . .thinking you need 'Cops!' to make a CARDIAC 'ARREST!!'/ ^_^

So let the GUY RUN FAST.... With those voice notes he'd be dropping. . .he wouldnt 'blow himself' . . .if he was a suiCIDE BOMBER/
Truth is; all his lines on those f.ucked up notes. . .seems to me like some LINED UP CRAPS/ We fed up of all those DRY, DULL RAPS/ Seems thats the only thing he knows how to do best. . .Cuz we 'Never see his tracks!'. . .like 'BLIND HUNTERS!!'/

See I'mma Cray FREEZE BUSTER/ While he nothing but a SHIIT DROPPER/ He wouldnt square up to me, I SPIT TOUGHER/
Only thing coming outta his mouth are those WEAK BLUNDERS/

he Going against our TEAM ORDER/. . .wont be long before we get this GEEK CONQUERED/
Merely Keystyling shiid. . .and I already murked him. . .Imagine what would become of him if it were a DISS PROPER!!

Pfft~Spit on ya phucking face!!

Phoenix Shiit

kr0ne: Y'all say the truth and stop hating. Jigsawkillah is better than most of you in ciphers

Men true talk. Jig is cray with ciphers and freeze. B4 u knw it, he wuld start whooping the dopest rookie on nl i.e kr0ne

then the second dopest. And that is my humble self Limerick

then the third, teddybiyasi



YouFuckBytches

ckushy: Airmark! You know I should win this battle automatically! When we agreed on 20 lines he went ahead with 52! Not aven 25. If I had dropped 52 lines you think I wont outshine him? I tried to cut my bars cos we agreed on 20. Rules are rules! Guykhena stretched, fyh stretched... If you dont keep the rules and people keep stretching, the battle would be one-sided... If guykhena had dropped the same total lines as jigsaw's dropped , you think he won't win that battle?? I should win this!!

Do you know how to count bars at all?

ShadySlim: My vital verdict

Opener = fyh definately got this
Metaphor/simile = cushy( he has thousands of it, and qualities)
punchlines = cushy
Flow = fyh
Rhyme = cushy
Personal = tie
wordplay/pun = tie
closer = cushy!. . Magnificient closer.

Cushy had complex verse with less fillers unlike fyh, you can see errors in his lines. See;
there's notting like kushy, its kush.

Go and Play with sand.

ckushy: you aint a vet, your just a pest on the thread.

Wait, this is another flow for rank? Smh, mikuz is a fool!

kr0ne: Teddybiyasi
Limerick
Iceskidd
Ckushy
Fuckyouhard mumu
ColdMembranes

I dan dey

LIKE I SAID EARLIER, MY PHUCKING VOTE GOES TO GUYKHENA VIA BODYGHANAMUSTGO.



#YouFuckBytches

Guykhena: Tanx Bro.
The extras I added was just to keep the verse entertaining and not a bore,but it seems that only gave way to the huge Stretchings,am gonna work on that...

Nope, those extras made the verse boring at the end.

ckushy: what's this rubbish? You're always behaving like an infant.

How do you expect an infant to behave like a grown up . These days, those kind of exceptional infants are hard to come by. And we all know, Giyaz is not one. He was born with the brain of a Piglet.

Iceskidd: Coogar has a point. Some things guykhena used against him has been done by me like I Am a Jigsaw Killer. Anyways
MVGT= TIE

Lmao! This boy ehn!

MFVGT = GUYKHENA VIA BODYBAGGING

JigSaw, Read more brawls and learn how its done

Guykhena, Your Verse got boring cuz of the Unnecessary Stretch but JigSaw's verse was just a Big Flop.

Dayvhid: Mumu ur mate dy play psp u dy kil ur sef 4 nokia game.

Idìot, I wan try am ni. . . .my ps2 get fault 4 nw. . .my pc now gree boot. . .now I've fallen back on Mobile games 4 the time been.

One more thing, if you cant offer any help. Then locate the door

#YouFuckBytches

Pls, I've heard several time that you can use cheat codes to do things on Pes Mobile Version.

HELP! Any Good Samaritan, just tell me the Key Combinations for different action

God Bless