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CROWNWEALTH019:
I love her CAMEL TOE


HML BRO

Bro whr u see am...tell me!!..

shininglite:
congratulations.... remember to pray together because marriage also has rough edges

Bro say the whole truth not half......no be only the edges rough,,,,!!!,,,

See as her nails look like wolverine own....#Nawa ooooo,,,,,though she's stunning sha...

Y be sey nah nigerians dey collect all the whole award...nah cheating be this one jorrr ...
Everything nigerians...mtcheww

samuel051:
yes o,i took it as one of d lessons of life,majority of girls if not all can never take u serious as ur family member will even if u pull down heaven for dem,one little argument a girl dat was all over u just a minute ago will start flaming like pipeline bombed by NDA u go begin wonder if its same person u have been dating all these while.

Bro such is life......wisdom is profitable to direct!!

tchaik:
You mean something like this?

Mama I hail oooooooooooooo....u don go far no be small..

Endtimesmith:
Two brokes cannot make things right.

..............Or u say two brokes can't make a whole..#Lol......

grandstar:
The over dependence on crude oil is the economy's graveyard.

Non-oil exports has collapsed with the CBN requiring exporters to change their export earnings at the official rate. This is just nonsense.

Non-oil exports should have grown from the $10b in 2014 to about $15b now. Unfortunately, wit that policy, non-oil exports instead suffered a reversal.

As long as the naira is not allowed to float, the economy will remain in a rotten shape

Then what is restricting it from floating........?

OYA...their outfit is stunning....thumbs up

AngelicBeing:
Keep blaming me for everything, meanwhile l am still in London drinking tea, enjoying good body massage from British girls, eating suya and onions, Osibanjo is acting for me, l will be back to Nigeria in 2018 December

U didn't finish.....
....Wen he arrives in 2018 he will no more be the president,,,bt AP to PYO ,,,#Lol

989900:
Attention seeker. #mumuboy

989900:
Attention seeker. #mumuboy

. If I catch u ehn....u no get respect for elders abi!!!

firstking01:
But you gotta hit it if you wanna be a complete man mehhn

Bro plz borrow sense...becos complete men don't talk like that....#Awu

firstking01:
This thought used to pop into my mind everytime i see a pretty girl with endowments both front and back but then, i don't thing any well groomed girl will oblige to it no matter how handsome or presentable you appear....reason i think is because NO girl wants to look cheap and there's usually this regretable look on the face of a girl after she finish having sex with you, even some prostitutes, there's this kinda look they'd put up, "abeg do fast fast wear your boxer go" without even being able to look you eye ball to eye ball.

#Lol...this guy have been to moscow

This is wat we call YAWA....#Lol they want to do washing and setting...

An advocacy group, Concerned Nigerians, has given Nigeria’s President Muhammadu Buhari a two weeks ultimatum to return to Nigeria and resume his office as the President as well as continue the mandate given to him by Nigerians during the 2015 elections failure of which it would storm the streets of Nigeria on peaceful protest. In a statement signed by its convener, Prince Deji Adeyanju and made available to newsmen on Saturday, the group alleged that although President Buhari handed-over presidential powers to his vice and now Acting President Yemi Osinbajo, he still on two occasions performed two Presidential functions even while abroad on medical vacation, a development the group said constitutes a constitutional dilemma. The group however said President Buhari must return to Nigeria since even the circumstances surrounding his actual health status have been kept secret from Nigerians who ought to know the situation concerning their president.
“Today – March 4th, 2017 marks 45 days of President Muhammadu Buhari’s absence from his office as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and from the country as a whole on a medical vacation in the United Kingdom.” “During this period, he has not made any public appearances and has only clandestinely “communicated” with very few people. Furthermore, details of President Buhari’s health status have been kept away from the generality of Nigerians while his media team and other members of his cabinet/party make conflicting comments regarding his health.” “We acknowledge that during this period, President Buhari has satisfied constitutional requirements by transmitting letters to the National Assembly handing power over to his Vice President, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, on an acting capacity.” “However, during this period, President Buhari has created a constitutional dilemma by carrying out official functions. On February 13, 2018 in a capacity as President of Nigeria, he spoke to President Donald Trump of the United States with respect to bilateral relations between the two countries.” “On Thursday March 2nd, 2017 again in a capacity as President of Nigeria President Buhari spoke to the King of Morocco with respect to bilateral relations between the two countries as well as Morocco’s application to become a member of the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS).” “These actions, as well as President Buhari’s continued vacation, constitute a constitutional dilemma capable of destabilising the country. President Buhari’s insistence on performing the functions of President after having transmitted power to Ag. President Osinbajo in effect creates de-facto and de-jure, which does not bode well for the country.” “To this end, we urge President Buhari to return to the country on or before the 60th day after which he left the country (15 days from today) failing which we will begin a series of peaceful processions across the country aimed at sensitizing the public as to the legal & constitutional dilemma created by President Buhari’s continued absence from office and his insistence on performing official functions while away.” TONY View All Posts By Tony → You might also like Recommended By Disclaimer Comments expressed here do not reflect the opinions of vanguard newspapers or any employee thereof.
#copied...

mznel:
Op you must be very stupid. Seems if you don't attacth mmm to.your posts you won't make sense again. Is mmm on a .ng domain
Nonsense.

I don't see why people should attack mmm.. D haven't shut down. D have stayed months
Defiled odds.

I know this mods cos they have work that Pay them. Won't allow odaz make money in peace.
Pls leave mmm for us oo..
Mmm is now synonymous with snake in nairaland.
Mmm is back. Take.it or leave it

Bro who is decieving who?...plz stop living in fantasies and fake hope....start a new life and forget MMM...

dayleke:
It was cool back then.
But come to think of it sef,it was meant to identify it as yours but it it never stopped ur classmates from stealing it....
Then 'we' graduated to writing d numbers on d casings on our exercise books to prevent theft....
Did it stop them?
Hell NO!!!!!
"They" will steal the bic Boro and remove d ink holder (which is d actual pen) and put it in another casing....
Chai!!!! Those days have gone......

Be best thing is
To chop or bite the ink holder
Nah weytin me dey do then...
Omo long old days..#memories...

adellam16:
Stewpid heading. Must u put expensive? Will it b a cheap hotel b4? Mtchewwwww

No ves ooooo...but whr u come from?!!!

If she rejects you by saying "i don't date broke
guys" .My brother just go, work hard and fix your
broke status.
When she comes back, just tell her I only date
vírgíns....Wait and see how she fixes that!

Cutehector:
So this is d rubbish u dragged me into this thread to watch abi... Wasted my data

Nigga nobody forced you ooooo...

QueenSuccubus:


Oh thank goodness PH wasn't there..

Who tell u...remove ur glasses and check nah them be 2nd abi 3rd sef..

petermungai:
I wish you could have taken kenyan name instead of this from poor nigerians,take name like Njeri,Wambui,wangari mathaai,names of sunstance

C as the name look like textile name...

okochaik:
So far, he merit my respect though I am a die hard IPOB member

Very correctly bro...the truth is even if YOB transforms nigeria to california...we biafrans know what we want...we clamour with precision...kudos to the interim president ,,,but we want biafra

greatgod2012:
Prof Yemi Osinbajo, Acting president of Nigeria and Obong Emem of Akwa Ibom state!



Hope all these exceptional performances of PYO, the acting president will not cause chaos between him and his boss, peradventure the latter makes it back alive?


Nigeria shall be great again!

Was Nigeria great before?...SMH

Spidermon:
In terms of entertainment industry exposure, she is the highest ranked amongst all the housemates.

Even if she doesnt win, she will blow the most

Lol...nigga she no be balloon ooo

kennygee:
Hmmn.

Really offensive.

Some will see a clean and cream chic whose body lotion alone is 20k-50k, her perfume is 50-100k, her hand bag is from 150 above, that is the kind of women they'll be going after when their salary range is 80k to 100k.

Some won't even bother finding out how the woman affords such lifestyle.

It could be a maga sponsoring them, then they will come to Nairaland and make dumb posts about how women love money and will only follow a man with money.

Cut your coat according to your cloth.

Modified

Guys, insulting me won't change my comment.

Just take the advice and don't fall prey to runs girls.

C ur life.......if u continue ur life like this then trust me poverty awaits you..ar u even married,,I bet u aren't and with this kind mentality u husband fit come pass u fit u aint carefully...#changeurmindset

Litmus:
My grandfather was a humane man. God or the ancestors gave him the luck so that he was in a position to help hundreds and he did. My father was an honest man. In his time, you might call him influential in Nigeria society. He was blessed with many children none of whom he helped to quick success by calling on his influence. My mother, i believe is a good person if for no other rerson than that she saved the lives of many children that otherwise might have died from starvation during the Biafran war. The African American comedian Chris Rock quipped that he couldn't understand why some African American men in the inner city keep screaming, "I work and feed my children' as if they want awards, as far as Chris was concerned they are supposed to work and feed their kids. So in this regards my parents and forbears are nothing special for they acted as decent ordinary men and women are supposed to act. That's it, they were and are human beings and Nigerians not savages although technically animals.

What is our business with your family,,,,how did it affect the price of commodities....we're talking of how the sovereignty of the constitution and judiciary has been suppressed,,,nd u ar busy talking of ur dad nd ur family...weytin concern us and that one...#AWU

Icecomrade:




A tyrant emerges
sets the cities on fire
Blows up the bridges.

A true democrat emerges
Speaks peace to the people
Re-builds the bridges.




#SayNoToTyranny


#SupportGoodGovernance

Aren't u pipu observing that this man is the opposite of buhari.....while buhari was busy travelling to all the countries of the world this man is busy travelling to all the states in nigeria....
Now tell me which one is better?..

kimbra:
I no mumu reach like that na, I go ask for your own first. Secondly, head na new thing?.

If you insist on seeing my face on it, you must send me yours with your face on it before I release mine.

C as two of una dey mumu.....btw a lady and a guy who is more prone to............u knw d rest

The aggravated assault indicted by south africans on nigerians is becoming something else....please any south african in nigeria should be summoned for illegal migration, their document should be reviewed and if found shortcoming let them be deported to their country....Nonsense

The South African Government has deported 97 Nigerians for committing various offences in the country. The deportees landed at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos on Monday night in a chartered aircraft with the registration number GBB710 from Johannesburg. They were made up of 95 males and two females. DSP Joseph Alabi, the Spokesman of the Lagos Airport Police Command, confirmed the development. An immigration source told NAN on condition of anonymity that six of the deportees were returned to the country for drug offences while 10 were arrested and deported for other criminal offences . The others were said to have committed immigration offences in the Southern African country. All the deportees were profiled by officials of the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) while those deported for drug related offences were handed over to the Police for further investigation. The Federal Government had also on Monday evacuated 41 Nigerian girls who were trafficked to Mali for sex and labour exploitation. Six of the suspected human traffickers were also apprehended and brought back to the country for prosecution.

bayulll011:
Another shallow nd dead brain thinker,haven't you hear no Free Lunch anywhere even in free town,someone is paying for that 30% u think is awuf,This generation is not smart at all no wonder they give them 1000 during elections

Mr man....if u're blinded by the word Ponzi scheme...atleast it benefited nigerians to an extent even if its 30%.....Now tell me ,,what of the ones our leader have been flexing their muscles with,,isn't ur hard earned money...Did they give u anything,,,,?..
Abeg pack well jawe,,,,they took the risk but didn't favour them in the long run...#PERIOD.