SemuhleB:
Which girl? You mean woman .Yep it's me

Hello beautiful Southie. Can I know you? Would like to be your friend.

Juventus will win the UCL and Dani Alves would be the deciding factor and will possibly win the Man of the Match in the final.


Quote this post after the match.

DreSo504:
I am not from Africa, I just want to say the women of africa are beautiful and i hope to visit the land soon. Im black but im from the US.

Lol. U are very much welcome to see our women.
But there are many of them in the US. No?




Hi Andre. Nice to meet you.

Vessi:

Oh! I remember now. Sorry mate I've been badly occupied. School, sh1ts and I'm undergoing a very difficult time right now. I hope to surmount the challenges. How have you been?

I'm good. U just stop chatting on WhatsApp and I was wondering what's wrong?

ebonyeyes88:
no...African American/Native America.

Well, I suppose u can trace ur African lineage. Yes?

Nina4u:
I like poetry reading and art

Hello Nina, can I chat you up?

ebonyeyes88:
Yea you're right but Most times I eat sweet around time of my menstrual..sorry if I'm too blunt lol

Sorry to interrupt. I've been wondering,are you by chance a Nigerian or do you have any Nigerian root in your lineage?



If no, what race are you?

Can someone help me understand why all these Shekpe fans are already ejaculating in their pant all over the Sport section board, even going as far as mocking Man United fans? Seriously? What has Man United fans got to do with them winning or not winning the Premier League? Or how does their winning the League add or subtract anything from us? Please, I need explanation because I don't understand all this orgasmic display going like their winning the League makes anything difference to us.
For fucck's sake, this is a club without any history, a club with a miserly trophy cabinet, trying to rub shoulder with a club that has more than thrice their Premier League trophy haul alone. Hell, even Arsenal has more Premier League trophy than them, but they feel they can come spit in our face because they are about winning another EPL trophy? Pffft.
If there's anyone in Man United who should be worried or sad that they are about winning the League, it should be Mourinho who was accused of almost relegating this same crop of players that are about winning the league, not Man United as a whole, so save us your orgasmic display.



Bunches of deluded people.

Vessi:

what's your name

are you still active on whatsapp? Let me see if see if you can recognize me.

Vessi:


dsultry do check your mail. I've replied you.

Bro, why are you ignoring me? You are not on WhatsApp anymore? I quoted you with your 'Largas' moniker, yet you just ignore me .

No be today we know say women are their own worse enemy!

cephaswizzy:
it is well sister... meanwhile

So someone stole a white goat in my street and dyed it black and the owner came claiming she knows the smile of her goat....What's this world turning into!?

MaziOmenuko:
Lol...depends on if you want to practice. You will need more than certifications for that. You will need skills...a lot of it. Skills in certificate forgery, fighting and throwing chairs, lieing to the populace and telling them what they want to hear, constitutional manipulations, legal intimidation (you will need services of over 30 SAN in your payroll).

Those skills don't come easily. You will get better with years of practice.

Raumdeuter, let's do this. If Pep ends his first season in the EPL without a trophy, he's a failure. There are 4 trophies up for grab in the EPL, 4 competitions EPL teams compete in, to win. So if Pep fails to win any of the 4 trophies in his first season, then he's a monumental failure still he prove himself next season. Agreed?





Note... All four trophies are worthwhile. There's no worthless trophies among them.

gurunlocker:


Hi bro, can you please help with the link to create jamb profile?

follow the instructions on the first page of this thread, you will see a link to create your profile.

Justnice11:


Were you sent any unique code to your gmail address?

Yes. Immediately i was sent a link to confirm my email address, the unique code was sent in that same mail with the email confirmation link.

TreasuredLeidy:

just recheck d number, make sure there is no spacing in between or after den try again

thanks very much. Your advice worked. I discovered I was leaving space at the end of the phone number. I corrected it. My profile has been created.

ideologies:
how did you input your phone number? is it +234 or 080 ...

I tried both format, it still didn't work.



I'm frustrated ....

damsel14:
...



try registering with laptop cos it did d same with me wen registering with my phone nd wen u use d laptop allow ur password to be very tricky nd hard to get

Can't access a laptop now. My Android phone is all I've got.

TreasuredLeidy:

just recheck d number, make sure there is no spacing in between or after den try again

no spacing inbetween. I've checked over and over again... ..

ideologies:
cool

please, I need your help. I've tried creating a JAMB e-profile, I passed step 1,which is email verification. I verified my email. I went to step 2, I filled in all the details required, including my correct phone number, you when I click "sign up", it will show me a pop up asking me to specify 11 characters valid GSM number. Whatever does that mean?


Please help.

Wait o. This one I'm hearing that Messi wants Jorge Sampaoli as Barcelona's next coach, is he alright? Somebody better tell La Midget that he's dreaming and on a long thing. No be only him like better things na, shio! I'm sure that the Sevilla players who are currently enjoying playing under Sampaoli will want him to stay for long and carry on the project he started. And also Sevilla board will want to keep hold of him. I mean he just signed for Sevilla in June last year and already some people are dreaming of him joining Barcelona. Lol. SMH. If La Midget so much want to play for/under SaSampaoli, he should join Sevilla or sit his sorry ass down in Barcelona and wait till Sampaoli complete his contract in Seville.

Let's do a poll on Zlatan staying for another season or not.

If you are in support of Zlatan staying for one more season,click like. If you are in support of Zlatan leaving in the summer, click share.

elampiro:


Rooney has led us to win this cup before, winning MOTM in both occasions.

I think what the mean is that a 35years old Zlatan is leading from the front, orchestrating play,scoring goals and bailing his teammates out when they need him. In short, Zlatan is the real leader in the team unlike Rooney who just stink up the whole place whenever he's chosen to lead the attack. I mean look at Zlatan, a 35years old man pushing 36years, yet showing no sign of letting up, he's fit and always ready to play match, unlike Rooney who is perpetually ill or injured. And don't talk about Rooney's past and how he has done some spectacular things in the past. Zlatan also has a past, he's a proven winner everywhere he goes.
So yes, I agree with what the guy said. Rooney should just scram! He should be ashamed that a 35years old is keeping him out of the team.

Baseema:
lol you are funny
on the contrary I don't see anybody who doesn't wear hijab as Satan or whatever, I have Muslim friends who doesn't and I don't care because it is their choice.
I don't judge neither do I segregate.

that's good. That's how it should be.

olasaad:


For intervening in matters that doesn't concern them

Yeah. That's right. To each his/her own/choice.

These two ladies, Ishilove and Freecocoa, obviously Christians and liberals as reflected in their views, see something wrong with women wearing hijab and looking like the famous Eyo masquerades .
They see it as subjugation of the female folks and they are exasperated and launched in to a debate, questioning the rationale of women wearing hijab, being subjugated even in their own country. They wonder the rationality of such an 'archaic law' that subject women to such degradation bereft of freedom. They questioned why such a law exist and who enacted such law. And when they found their answer, they are even more baffled to note that the law exist to prevent rape, as they claimed that any woman not wearing hijab is a source of temptation. So they chose to effectively blame the woman and force her to cover up her body from head to toe, while neglecting the men who can't control their libido.


These two ladies,Baseema and Khalifahsparkles on the other hand, obviously Muslims and conservative as seen from their views, sees nothing wrong in women wearing hijab and sees any woman not wearing hijab or is against the wearing of hijab, as the 'unbeliever', the 'Satan' . They don't care about wearing hijab, they don't care about who made such law or their rationale for such law. They are okay with it, they are happy being 'subjugated and degraded' and don't want any 'freedom or salvation' from such law.

Two ladies, with liberal views against two ladies with conservative views on the wearing of hijab.

As the judge in this case, having considered the evidence before me and scrutinized the case very well, by the power vested in me by the intergalactic universe, I hereby sentence Ishilove and Freecocoa to be given 24 lashes each on their bum.