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Welcome teamie! The lord is your strength. Remember to pay your dues to me and me alone.

Team April for supernatural birth

sodiamond:
My first time posting, hope I'm welcomed. Its just that the pregnancy is not an easy one because of fibroid, spitting, vomiting, tiredness. Infact God is my strength. April Mama

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See wetin sleep do me, i only saw the 1st 3 and last 3 babies. cute babies. i will not miss that of next week no matter what.

Iyomomo how body now? i know say you don start to the kpekus because this year no escape us at all. April account is ok. talltosyne will confirmed to that.

Zaynie na good mama now oh. You know she is on probation. Humility na her second name now.

Congratulations

Cynthiajay:
God is indeed faithful.Finally our Princess has arrived.It wasn't easy o,but God did it.BS later pls

Zaynie oya over to you(vbac).

Izzysteven make sure you pay your dues to me and me alone.

Izzystevens:
Newbie here.

Can anyone with VBAC experience please share with me. I had my first son in 2011 via elective CS, afterwards, i saw my sister give birth the natural way, also viewed lots of videos on youtube on natural birthing.

I'm 17wks gone now and would like to attempt the vaginal birth. Quite certain i'm healed and fit to go that route.

Anyone with Vaginal Birth After Caesarean experience?

Eminya! congrats on the arrival of you bundle of joy.

Blessedtwin! infact i dont know what to say. it is very very bad for a man to hit a woman. i see no reason why a man should stop his wife from taking his sick dd to the hospital. The most important thing now is the well being of you and your dd.

Cherrymon! did i hear you say six children?

Congrats firsttymum! so the labour make you melow for the past days? your LO will increase the blessings and joy in your family.

Ramzylipi i had the same problem(headache) during my 1st trimester. At times it last for one week, 4 days, 3 days and i was not given any medication all i did was rest my head, sleep in a dark room with soaked towel on my forehead. At a time my husband became very scared.

Ifyjip pls pls and pls you dont have anything to do with zaynie when it comes to money. Team April maintains a very clear and separate financial record. not withstanding do you have the money with you there? if yes, oya take the form and fill in capital letter starting with your surname. make sure edd is included. less i forget what kind of gift will you want to be given on the day of delivery(very important)? You now know how the money is been paid enjoy your stay.

Ifyjip welcome, how are you doing? No oh enjoy your stay here. Coconut oil is used to prevent stretch mark.

At 17 weeks you are team April so my dear am the only recognized accountant for team April, so pay your dues with me like talltosyne rightly said

I saw some people (Zaynie) shinning their 32. Don't mind them. If you don't pay here, no team for you

MissOpe congratulations double celebration indeed. Waiting for your BS .

Congrats to getkay and awesomeGodlAV your lo shall increase the happiness in your home.

Safe06 thanks for helping me out with ozycy, since she doesn't know the kind of sand she is pouring to my garri.

mitchy your here shall be a wonderful one.

tummy2103 your baby is cute. What a pity I didn't get to see other babies. I suggest we leave our babies a little while just like my good friend Zaynie for all to see.

Misope, fab mummy and Lailo congrats on your anniversary.

Zaynie your bribe will not work. So because auditors are around you didn't want to loud the dollars you received. Hey hey hey diaris God oh.

Elder mama Loving happy birthday

Heeeeey ginababy talltosyne come and see white lie oh, zaynie go kill person here.

zaynie:
account ke?
Did you not hear that when labour was catching me I mistakenly misplaced our acct book.
I can only account for money collected from October 26th.


People of this world....Fear God.

YES ke ! They have not been getting alerts you heard her

zaynie:
Ahn ahn Snr Kimoni....you too?
Mamas ngbo you ppl are complaining?
You have not been getting alerts keh?

Thank God senior mamas are coming out to say the truth.

Kimoni:
Madam, long time!!!

Errrrmmm, heard you are still collecting money?? So when was the last time you remitted cuz I have not been getting alerts

Besides, it's high time we appoint someone else abeg, too many complaints from new mamas, it wasn't like this when beedam and I handed over to you naa? You wan spoil market patapata for us before you retire ni

Iyomomo how far now? i don tey small oh.

Modath, wettytemmy, Rashme and nefertitiran cute babies you have.

Tatanda i wish you double for your loss, just get prepared.

ozycy no add sand for my garri

Zaynie Oyefulove na no go area

Happytemi good thinking.

Livelyston happy birthday

Mumihaja welcome on board, enjoy your stay.

Talltosyne my gee thanks for sharing the money appropriately, i like your style, keep it up.

soonest come out openly and tell Zaynie to relinquish the post for another or join team june2016 immediately.

November mamas wetin dey happen?

Teamie am fine and very strong now. Beginning to enjoy my bump, no complain for now.

Pls do take alot of vegetables fruits and water, it helps alot.

talltosyne:
Mama Atinuke, I see ur hand oooo but I no go gree.
@Iyefuloye, u re greatly welcome to dis wonderful e-family and team. Happy Bumping.
Kindly pay ur due to Lioha so u can get ur baby crib come april. If u pay to Zaynie, u r on your own. Jst knw dt u r teamless.

Kai, constipation no do me well at all
@Lioha, hw ur side nw, hw d journey

Teamaprilforpainlessdelivery

Ginababy my good friend, don't worry I will surprise you. Just keep watching. Be very vigilant.

ginababy:
Me wey run come report to u, I hope my share go dey inside?

Nne welcome. How body? Happy bumping.

Give me your money. Eheeee thank you! wait let me count it 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8-----....................... ..... ........ complete. here is the form. Start with ur surname and make sure you write in capital letters. Write your edd join.

Team April increasing like no tomorrow

Military zone! Keep off Zaynie

talltosyne:
Mama Atinuke, I see ur hand oooo but I no go gree.
@Iyefuloye, u re greatly welcome to dis wonderful e-family and team. Happy Bumping.
Kindly pay ur due to Lioha so u can get ur baby crib come april. If u pay to Zaynie, u r on your own. Jst knw dt u r teamless.

Kai, constipation no do me well at all
@Lioha, hw ur side nw, hw d journey

Teamaprilforpainlessdelivery

Wait wait wait wait Happytemi happytemi happytemi first of all welcome and may you have a lovely stay in the house.

No no ask questions? Who you want pay too? Zaynie! For my very before, it can never happen. I dey ask her to return the once with her and you want give her another one. Omammekwa?

Oya give me that money kia kia. Tell her I said she should come and take it from me. She no go chop other team money plus my own join.

Every body hear my voice now oh because wetin happen for 1930 wan happen again

happytemi:
@Zaynie. Thank you for the info. Make I go bank go withdraw money to pay my dues.

Tyconcepts illegal fee you say? zaynie must go! zaynie must go!, zanie must go!, the only condition for her to still hold on to the post is joining team oct 2016.

Ginababy we must fight to finish. whether your girdle dey or not. dont worry i have spare. no allow the enemies scare you.

Mummyejire you dey make me laugh. no be by mighty chest. oh oh zaynie call you and immediately from no where you come out con the threaten person with big bobby. Na only needle i need to deflect that thing you call boobs. No just come near me.

EverfaithfulGod what a cute baby you have there. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Talltosyne Gidigba we stand nothing the happen. Zaynie must surrender all April mama money today today. April mamas where are you all? if you know you gave expired accountant Zaynie your dues oya kia kia report here because i want to know exactly how much am fighting for.

Senoreetah Onyibo don spoil us finish. during the days of our mothers them, one will be kept in suspense until the delivery day to know the sex of the baby. but now we want to know the sex right from the day of conception. good any way, it helps us to repair in advance. dont worry you still have enough time.

Honey86 lovely birth story.

Pushing, vigilante, and waiting mamas how una dey? God bless us all. nice day ahead.

my dear na God, he has always been faithful.

destinedmom:
So nah you say she give Atinuke money bah? Ok! I don catch you....just pay up...now now now. ...infact gimme back my malt.


Hahahahaha@zainye,malt wen I Don swallow finish ni na u dey wan collect so? Ask Atinuke well joor d money de wit am.


@Lioha, tyconcept,talltoysne nd proudmom thanks for d wishes.
Lioha dis Ur wine make sense ooo,am enjoying it wella,was soo happy to read frm u agn bcus I read Ur post sometime around Jan/Feb.God is indeed faithful.

Blessed Tuesday to everyone
Babydust to our Fruitful sisters

#Teamapril4ease#

Talltosyne make sure you take a lot of fruits and vegetables, it helps a lot.

Zaynie to avoid problem i don maintain my territory. Na only my team mates money i dey collect for now. That reminds me pls give me all my teamie money way you don collect.

Trendy congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opejibola01 no run when ms come visiting.

Missmalachi heeeey see fine baby oh, heey see dimple, very cute baby. take good care of her.

Cassieluv and Ekeminiabasi you are highly welcome, may your stay here be a memorable one. pay your dues here pls.

Ginababy which one you dey, i hope say na only your team mates money you dey collect(allowed) no cross enter April.

Tatacherie am so happy for you.

Destinedmom abeg take wine Jare, :-Xwetin be malt? Pls who did you give your money to? The only person collecting team April money is me. because we already have plans.

zaynie:
Welcome Destinedmom.....have a healthy and fruitful pregnancy.
Settle down....no vex joor ....oya lemme buy malt for you


So nah you say she give Atinuke money bah? Ok! I don catch you....just pay up...now now now. ...infact gimme back my malt.

Welcome team mate, have a lovely stay here.

destinedmom:
Good afternoon mama's oo,as nobody welcome me(posted yesterday)Nt even my team mates I Don welcome myself ni.
happy wedding anniversary apple19,God is forever faithful.
Coolone Ur story gave me a teary eye,may God bless all mothers round d world Amen.
Tyconcept Ur prince is Soooooo cute chooii.congrats agn.

#baby dust to our Fruitful sisters#

#teamAPRIL4ease#

Happy anniversary my dear, to God be the glory.

Apple19:
My TESTIMONY!!!!

Spent money, prayed and fasted, bought Vaginal Speculum, for hubby to view my cervix every time. Even hubby emptied his fluids in a cup several times and used syringe to pass it just close to my CVx, (in case of Vaginal acidity as read on master Google),...yet, my God said it was not yet time....

Tyconcept your prince charming is handsome congrats once again.

una dey see how iyanya dey sleep trouble the come wake am. i dey my own jejely for ghost mode na im zaynie find me come. no be say na money she come give me. i don beg her say make she allow 2016 babies apply for her beautiful baby, she no gree (impossicant was her word). Zaynie Zaynie Zaynie your Lo is crying go give her bobby suck . mean while mamas pay your dues here.

my able team captain, God must give you double for your loss, awaiting your grand return in december. Remain bless

iyomomo:
Hailings to all d mama's in d house, congratulations to d new bfps n portings,
Congratulations to all mama's dat delivered safely.

What can I say, but thank u Lord, it's been an eventful 3 days for me, since Wednesday.
Lost my LO at 17+5, it was a hell of a journey, but God saw me thru.
Am coming back to testify very soon. So pls no sorrys for me, just prepare a grand congratulatory entrance for me, wen I com back wit my Xmas testimony!
#StillTeam2016#

Zaynie zaynie zaynie my good friend! I must come for the 7 days celebration. Pls am appealing for you to allow 2016 mamas to apply. Some wife's the senior husband oh take psquare as an example. More over na just matter of months. Mil to be.

zaynie:
Somebody likes to sleep....

Congratulations T4tunu, on the birth of ur Lo, he will bring abundant blessing to your family

T4tunu:
Mamas help me praise God oo my charming prince arrived yesterday oct 24 at 12 noon weighing 3.2kg at 38 weeks 6days

I prayed for october and God answered. Smooth delivery BS coming soonest

congratulations to everfaithfulGod and zaynie your Lo shall increase the blessing in your home.

Zaynie come collect dues oh hahaha, for now pls any body paying should pay to me. This ur birth sweet me pass

zaynie:
Una weldone o

My princess landed right on her EDD....25th October 2015. VBAC

It was not easy o but Alhamdulillah....

Mummyejire you don hear from the horses mouth. Your boss say make you know near her money at all . Na only fight she employ you for.

[quote author=zaynie post=39274902]Mummyejire .....you are hereby employed as the Jnr Acct of this thread ( infact you are overqualified ).....I must not see your hand near any money o....just give out forms only.....I can handle the money. .....anybody that tries nonsense there, use your chest to throw them away!!!!

No need for the election, I go voluntarily do the job. @Maureensylvia collected from her team and used it because of conditions beyond her control and senior @zaynie did not do anything. I am assuring all my teamie that any one that gives birth will be given a crip or drawer as a present. I no go use am build house for ajar.

Team April for supernatural birth.

talltosyne:
Congrat Justcurious, God bless u and ur Lo.

#Teamoctoberreallyrock#


@Zaynie, u need to watch ur back seriously ni oooo

My able class captain @iyomomo, wia u dey? How body? Its tyme u organise all team 2016 make we elect new accountant oooo. Change we need!!!!!!!

#TeamAprilforpainlesslabour#

I am not my senior, I was only making a suggestion. but come to think off it, how can senior zaynie account during vigilante moreover I learnt she forcefully took the position from you.

beedam:
Are you the accountant or what is happening?

Ehe ehehe ehe ehehe! @Maureensylvia don enter trouble, i told you Zaynia must hear this even though i didnt tell her oh. @Zaynie is planing to build a house by the end of this year at Leeki instead of buying gift item for mamas and you went to deposit money into an account she dos not know about, my hand no dey. no be me tell her oh.

@Soonest thanks so much for the explanation.

@Iyomomo, my able class captain, if i tell you say i never die wake up, then i dey lie. no be small thing. i pray its the ligament you talked about. Am still having the pains.

@beedam, my senior! here i am, tamper justice with mercy and pls hear me out.

@Zaynie, accountant general, am 16weeks

@Tyconcept, Congrats!

@Dessy4me you are highly welcome.

@meme, thanks so much.

@Virtuouswife, hmmmm this your birth story na wah, thank God it ended in praises.

Pls mamas! It started like cramps on monday, now I don't know what to call it (whether contration) because it comes every 5 to 10 mins. I spent the whole of yesterday in the hospital and was told am ok. I did scan and it came out fine. Cervical length 44mm, os is closed. I have been very woried and confused. Has any one experienced it before?