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Snake has never bitten me. But i know someone who has been a victim of snake cruelty. His name is lalas.... after the incident he became obsessed with exposing snake brutality and his life has neva been the same...... Abeg i no call person name o! Nobody shud ban me o!

Aniker:
No difference with my IG and NL vibe

mama d mama. I feel you jor

Clearly, konji is no respecter of economy.

Why are you on a personal vendetta against nairaland girls?.... Wetin dem use do you.
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Btw is bra now that expensive that nigerian girls no dey wear am again?

But pls what's your point. Cos i'm not understanding o

*in banky's voice* kilon se e na jekin fun e nkan

HateU2:
for calling somebody a toilet roll(used one thou )

you sef how you go call someone toilet roll!

Gflat:
how to make Frontpage on nairaland.

Step 1: Get a dead snake

Step 2: Take pictures and make up stories on how the snake crawled into your house and you killed it with a broom.

Step 3: call lalasticlala

no need to call am sef. He will always find em

Your hubby too go die of hunger

The resemblance is there i must say.

judefcc:
Girls everytime una no dey tire



Girls wen u dey ask for here no even get sense

you this boy you neva deactivate you account?

Are you sure you are giving it to her real good?

i see just two blacks there. but we still get labelled as the next thing to crime.

Andyblaze:



its expensive I cannot be buying it every time for her na....should I dump her? she sabi do the thing ooo

na everyday you dey get one issue or the other. your problems no dey finish?

Sandydayziz:
Lol

its true tho

as an industrial chemist, i'll advice you to forget the idea of purchasing dopamine in its pure and undiluted state due to so many reasons like due to its scarcity in nigeria it will probably cost you a fortune and again if you finally lay your hands on one, do you know the dossage you are to administer to yourself? instead you can simply consume foods rich in tyrosine to boost dopamine production. dopamine is synthesized from tyrosine. Certain foods that can help balance dopamine levels, includes:

Fish – Evidence suggest Omega 3 fats may be linked to dopamine production

Eggs – Contains tyrosine

Spirulina – Contains tyrosine

Red beets – Contain betaine, acting as an antidepressant, and tyrosine

Apples – Contain quercetin, to prevent neurodegeneration and boost dopamine

Kale – Rich in folate, to trigger dopamine production

Oregano Oil – Has promising effects on mood swings and cravings by increasing dopamine levels

Bananas – Including the amino acid tyrosine, which boosts dopamine

Strawberries and blueberries – Include tyrosine, like bananas

Green tea – Contains polyphenols, good for brain and heart function, as well as dopamine production

Herbs like ginkgo biloba, nettles, dandelion, and ginseng

Another solution for how to increase dopamine levels and flood your brain with this feel-good chemical is exercise. When you exercise, the cells in your brain (and the rest of your body) start firing, becoming more energized. You also produce more serotonin and dopamine—both crucial in mood elevation. Some credit these chemicals with what’s known as the “runner’s high”, common in endurance athletes. But we do know they make you feel good, and a sense of wellbeing and happiness can increase your physical health in turn.

queenbetsy:
of course, it is. Thanks.

you're right you will need more than beauty. you'll need as$ and tits most importantly

queenbetsy:

true @ your signature text.

ganaziah:
lolz....no hope for the wife then...haba, so that's the only solution abi??

sweetheart lets leave men and their joysticks alone for now..... is that you @ your profile pic?

nokia is back with their trademark signature. Rugged mobile

i'm from ondo state, my state produces beautiful girls for marriage locally and we also export some of them.

cococandy:
Feel free to dig in

trust me i wish i could.

ganaziah:
so you mean there's no solution to it?

there is. it is called castration.

ganaziah:
lol...that was then...we talking about now...

well jesus the same yesterday, today and forever. this rule apply to men konji's too. it has been like this since the days of adam and has never changed!

TrapQueen77:



I'm juz so amazed with their law... Will this be possible in some other countries?

yep countries that obey sharia law

cococandy:
Lunch

damn!

ganaziah:
This may be a question that has been randomly answered by all and maybe not properly answered by all but i've really been wondering why do married men cheat on their wives, especially when their wives have been so faithful to them and he knows she's been faithful yet he still cheats on her, WHY?

cos u cant defy science. its genetic. the man with the highest i.q that ever liveth had 700 wives and 300 concubines. so who am i to not have more than one.

i don't tolerate use of app locks on on her whatsapp

ikp120:
Lol... What if he is single now like me?

richommie:
Checks her dp

Oh! Lawd!
*covers face*


#YOLO

Nomfanelo99:

Bibi294:
The girl's pic scares me

Nomfanelo99:
i don't think my future husband is yet to be born

Nma27:
He's probably in Church now praying to his God

una no dey sleep?

You've already diagnosed yourself bro.

makydebbie:
I'm crazy about my skin colour, in my next life, I'll be dark skinned over and over again!

let them know!