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ladykilllar:
Battlefield 4 still available?

It's been more than a year. All gone.

quentin06:
Correct Answer! Not d grammar op is blowing.
Girls are the major causes of indebtedness. Dem are cash sucking demons.

He be like say those "cash sucking demons" don suck you dry.

What nonsense is this??

Took you 5 minutes to change the years from 2013 to 2017?!! You should have change the date and time too to make it seem more real.

You must be so desperate...

hopefulLandlord:
Let's ask Christian sects how to define Actual Christianity:

Methodist: It is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior and publicly sharing that acceptance by getting baptized through sprinkling of water.

Baptist: No, no, no -- you must be DUNKED in water, heathen.

Pentecostal: Yer both wrong -- ye must be baptized by the Holy Spirit and ye must speak in tongues to prove you are saved.

Lutherans: You don't need to do any of that. Our founder said just believe and have faith (oh yeah and he REALLY hated Jews).

Presbyterian: How droll -- lol. No no..you see it does not matter what you do or do not, God has already decided who the true Christians will be and they are obviously all Presbyterians.

Episcopalians: Well, we each get to decide what constitutes Christianity. What is in your heart? What do you think it is for you? What say you, Bishop Spong?

Church of Christ: None of you are going to heaven because you use musical instruments in your services and God hates that.

Jehovah's Witness: Something Something Kingdom Hall; something something no birthdays, several End Times falsely predicted, no blood transfusions,,,,

Seventh Day Adventist: Pah! None of you even have the right day.

United Church of Christ: It's all good; let's listen to an acoustic guitar solo and accept gay people.

Non-denominational: Gay people? ewww. No no, ye must build megachurches with gyms and cafes to be righteous to god.

Catholic: Ummm....oldest sect here, guys. Forget that "accepting Jesus" stuff. You must mediate with God via a priest and eat crackers to get saved (just do not leave your kids alone with said priests, OK?). Oh yeah..and Virgin Mary is way cool.

Church of England: Yeah, what the Catholic said...but divorce is 100% OK.
Unitarian Universalists: Why are you guys even trying to define Christianity? All beliefs are the same (whoops.we aint even Christians).

Do not bring Jehovah's Witnesses into this nonsense. When have you ever heard that Jehovah's Witnesses invited comedians or politicians or musicians or 'actors' to their Kingdom Halls to teach or give a discuss?

Jehovah's Witnesses believes that a christian should and must follow the Bible's teachings both publicly and privately, and Bible principles must guide their actions and conducts. Yes, there are news of some 'celebrities' associating with Jehovah's Witnesses. But those were preached to, and they like what they learned from the Bible and took steps to associate with the Witnesses.

Jehovah's Witnesses uses direct one on one discussions to study and teach people about God and Christ. If you like what you learn, you take steps to conform your life to Bible standards. They try not to do anything that would bring disrespect to their God Jehovah.

dinma007:
A Nigerian lady, Lyrnda Onwunali has called out her estranged husband, Okpoebo Chidozie for beating her up while she was pregnant, stabbed her cousin and also threatened to take his own life.


According to her, he is a gold digger who goes after ladies from rich home. She also warned ladies to stay away from him. See her now deleted post below…

http://www.lailasblog.com/nigerian-lady-calls-out-her-estranged-husband-warns-ladies-about-him/

There was a case of a woman who accused her boyfriend of "rape." The so-called rape got her pregnant. The boyfriend was imprisoned for 17 years. They were teenagers then. But the thing was, she lied. The daughter, the result of the "rape", forced her mother to reveal who her father was, forced her to a talk show were the mother was asked to take a lie detector test. In the end it was revealed that she falsely accused her then boyfriend of rape to punish him for getting her pregnant, and not having money to take care of her. Because of that talk show episode the man was released from jail after 17 years. She was brought back to face the man in the follow up episode but she only cried. Not even the dignity to apologise. A lot of women from the audience came down to hug the man. The daughter also left with her father.

I watched this in 2015. Can't remember the name of the show. But it was shown on Sony Max. The host was a black woman who beat a breast cancer illness.

Keneking:
Tin Can Island Port straight

"Do a thorough inspection, do a VIN check before you buy the next and don't fall victim of a lemon car."
- Which one be lemon car sef

Lemon car (le' mon ka) na car if you enter am na so so lemon scent go dey smell.
-Webster Pidgin.

benswagtt:
U will feel so foolish by the time, u know what u're saying is trash. Get ur facts right before you post nonsense.. If u really know the powers of the police that ur so called constitution says, u won't post what you posted... come 2 think of it, Do u get paid for mauling the police name?

Either your father is a policeman or you are, Because i can't understand why he dey pain you for head because someone said police needs a new orientation. Chill man. Before you convulse with anger and shoot someone dead.

hakeem4:
But they're actually right, everyone is a suspect
Jackpot ni

Mumu, so if a burglar stole from a house in Sokoto at 7:00am, is everyone who was in Abuja at 7:00am same day, a suspect?

That your mentality is what makes people like you and the Police dangerous.

sinaj:
and the question is, How do u knw a fake prophet?

So upon all the church you dey go you don't even know how to identify a false prophet. It show say you no dey read your bible. Wetin you dey learn at church sef?

wizkidblogger:
SwiisGolden is real.Bery unfortunate that you guys can't even google.how it works..

Here comes another dummy. The issue isn't if "SwiisGolden is real". The issue is her 'trusted' pastor defrauded her.

When you can't think or reason properly why won't pastors weave ropes around your eyes?

bullabong:
Christ embassy members are the biggest fools i have ever seen.

My guy, a small fool, a big fool. A fool is a fool. Ultimately a "christian" has the obligation to check that what he or she believes matches the scriptures. It has become the norm to swallow everything from the pastors line, hook and sinker. Nobody cares to verify or compare what the pastors say to what the scripture says.

Most of these so-called pastors are people who have never studied the Bible not to talk of following its moral principles. How can they lead their flock to salvation when their leaders display behavior like these? Matthew 7: 15 - 23 always comes to mind.

Catholics are using drug money to build and fund churches and killing themselves

Chris Embassies pastors are defrauding members

RCCG refuses to return fraudulent money, leading to victim's suicide. (https://www.nairaland.com/4007063/lady-accuses-rccg-refusing-return)

Christ Apostolic pastor unclothes a married woman, rubs his d*ck on her privates, then slept with her all in the name of prayer for cough!

If these are the kinds of pastors that watch over your spiritual welfare, I really feel sorry for you all.

Most of you here condemning the woman for her stupidity (but she stupid o) are also in her level. You see your pastors as gods who must be obeyed always. You call them "Daddy", and give to them your salaries as tithes every month. They use your money to live large while you worship and praise them in poverty. Their children are schooled overseas while you can't afford the school they built with your money.
When the Bible contradicts your pastors you would rather go with your pastor than follow the scriptures.


And here you are, a pot, calling the kettle black.

OneHead:
…What Bishop Told Ndi Igwe About Who They Should Consult
… Use seers to find Ozubulu killers, Bishop tells monarchs



The alleged target in the St. Philip’s Catholic Church August 6 shooting at Ozubulu, Anambra State, Aloysius Ikegwuonu, alias Bishop, has asked monarchs in the state to use traditional approach to expose the perpetrators of the heinous act.

He stated this on Wednesday when monarchs in the state paid a condolence visit to the traditional ruler of Ozubulu, Igwe Nnamdi Oruche.

The monarchs were led by the traditional ruler of Iseke, Igwe Emma Nnabuife.

He said, “I implore you my lords to ask the gods of the land to reveal the perpetrators of this dastardly act.”

He said since the traditional rulers were custodians of tradition and spiritual leaders, they should pray to the gods of the land and use seers to find the killers of the worshippers and bring them to justice.



He said the Ozubulu community would make its own arrangements in a traditional way to getting to the root of the killings.

SOURCE; http://www.naaija.com/2017/08/confidential-bishop-told-ndi-monarchs/

Now this is how catholics dey mix paganism with their worship. To them this is normal. A lot of the things they believe and practice are deeply rooted in paganism. Where is his reliance on his christian god?

I base my opinion on his statements, as shown above. Talk trash against my post: IDC

AutoReportNG:
Nigeria's indigenous car manufacturing company, Innoson Motors today unveils a new brand of their product called IVM Fox. According to the firm, it's a car for the future. This car is said to go for 6.6 million naira for Manual Transmission and N7,300,000 for Automatic Transmission. We await the specs of the car soon..

Source:
http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/08/innoson-motors-introduce-new-model.html

With less than that i don buy a "clean" and "neat" tokunbo wey dey gidigba.

This is why some don't get motivated to buy Nigerian made. It is as expensive as 'better' ( ) foreign substitudes. So why should I go for an "untested" product when there are good quality ones at even cheaper prices? Why?

CuteMaro:
Nice one from the Nokia Company,...

Meanwhile.....

Neat Samsung S7 for sale at affordable price. Phone comes with a 32gb inbuilt rom. Contact via signature.

Bros, you get Galaxy S7 but no shoes to wear. Your feet white like mallam own during hamattan season. Well done o.

I learned how to drive an automatic transmission car via YouTube videos. Never went to a driving school. Just YouTube.

AroOkigbo:
We're Catholics in my family. Dad ensured we all read this wonderful and amazing book.
I recently bought a copy for my kids. ..but not dat same quality! How time changes. ..
There's no book like my Book of Bible Stories.

Oga, if you bought this book you have been duped by counterfeiters. Jehovah's witnesses do not sell the book. It's free!! Just ask any Jehovah's witnesses for a copy and you would get it free.

OtemAtum:
Whether Yahweh or Allah, both of them are specialists in ritual killing. Consult your Bible or Quran for more info. BTW, I Am Neither An Atheist Nor A Muslim, but I am an Otem, the breadth of truth, the son of god Atum who is the brother of imprisoned Yahweh and Allah. I am the bringer of truth to the whole world.

I AM OTEM, SENT TO REVEAL THE TRUTH IN ALL THE LOST AND HIDDEN SCROLLS TO THE WHOLE WORLD, BEGINNING FROM NIGERIA, TO OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES AND THEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Never knew Nairaland is a "lost and hidden scroll". Please could you go and start with Boko Haram up there in the north? They need your "truth".

OtemAtum:
Pastors again? They behave exactly like their god yahweh who accepted the sacrifice of Ophah the daughter of Jephthah.

Wetin this mumu dey speak from his mouth self? Na so your Imam teach you?

NOTE:
a. A vehicle may be impounded when:

ii. The driver is driving a mechanically deficient vehicle.

So if the vehicle was impounded due to mechanical deficiencies, does it get repaired before release? Or they released it with the mechanical deficiencies only to impound it again for mechanical deficiencies?

And what is this 30min to 1 hour "enlightenment" talk? Want to waste my time after collecting my money That's very harsh man.

For skills why not create a Telegram group and paste the link here so people can click and join to download the files without stress

djaxz4sure:
I can send skills result to one person that will volunteer to send to everyone else

Can do that via whatsapp. Pls send to jopancy2@gmail.com

Pls skills result to jopancy2@gmail.com thanks

basit001:
Hey, I am interested in your Last of us game but I can only pay 3000 for it.

Guy please pick another one. I am currently playing the Last of Us! Never knew the game was this captivating!!



Or wait some few days?


No vex. Please.

Only lookers are coming here!! 64 views and not one comment. Ok.

Still available.

contact number has been updated. see above.

I have the following ps3 games for sale. Listed in no particular order.

1. The statement of Sherlock Holmes
2. Hitman Absolution
3. Unchartered 2 Among Thieves
4. Ghost Recon 2 Advanced Warfighter
5. Sniper Elite V2
6. Call of Duty World at War
7. Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
8. Borderlands 2
9. Battlefield Hardline
10. Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of Patriots
11. NBA 2k12
12. Sniper 2 Ghost Warrior
13. Sniper 1 Ghost warrior
14. Assassin's Creed
15. Assassin's Creed 2
16. Assassin's Creed 3
17. Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag
18. Metro Last Light
19. Home Front
20. Splinter Cell Blacklist
21. Call of Duty Black Ops 2
22. 007 Quantum of Solace
23. Batman Arkham City
24. Fifa Soccer 2011
25. Bioshock Infinite
26. Call of Duty Ghosts
27. Battlefield 4
28. Payday 2
29. The Last of Us
30. NBA 2k15
31. Dante's Inferno Divine Edition
32. Call of Duty Black Ops
33. Call of Duty MW3
34. MAG
35. MLB 10 The Show
36. Nascar 2011 The Game


Each game is 4k. [s]If you buy more than 5 at once, I may give you 1 or 2 free (depending on my mood. And at my choosing!)[/s]

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Lazyreporta:
[s]In one of our training sessions,my mentor collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues.

Copied as received from a friend on whatsapp. [/s]

False information

Well done.

So how long did the fully charged Nokia phone last before the battery ran out?...SMH

I know some people will aggressively defend this as true and factual, but it takes a little thinking to see that this story isn't true.

For one, it would take more than a day for that phone's battery to drain completely. So the trainees waited, doing nothing but dialing a number for more than 24 hours? That must have been the most boring training session in history.

Second, the SAR, specific absorption rate, of phones is set at maximum 1.6 watts per kilogram. This is insufficient to increase measurably a body's temperature. Talkless of cooking an egg!!

Let's even assume that the SAR stated above is enough, it would require continuous exposure for long periods of time. From the story this is not possible. Only one call can connect at a time. And it takes about 20 seconds after which it disconnect. And a few seconds wait before another could get through. So very short periods of exposure.

So well done. The phone cooked your story well. Abi?

febbymi:
The hsi portal is unreliable , use the normal short code to check ur balance. See the difference btw the two on the same account

Not quite true that the portal is unreliable. You got your calculation wrong. In fact, both the portal and SMS results are the same. Let me show you:

1 GB of data is actually 1,024mb.

Since you bought 1.5Gb, multiply 1,024 by 1.5, you would get 1,536mb, ok?

Now deduct what the SMS said you had left, 791mb, from 1,536mb:

1,536mb - 791mb = 745mb, which is the volume shown as used in the portal.

The portal showed you what you have used, the SMS showed you what you have left.

744.3mb + 791mb = 1,535.3mb or 1.5Gb (approximately)