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Politics / Re: NIMC, World Bank To Provide Digital ID For 148 Million Nigerians By 2024 by litaninja(m): 7:28pm On Aug 27, 2023
What's the NIN again?
Romance / Re: Help, Redpill Eventually Damaged My Lovely Relationship by litaninja(m): 7:25pm On Aug 27, 2023
Are you f00lish?
manoflove22:
my girlfriend broke up with me after catching me cheating on her with her friends, i have been begging her since weeks now, she said we can never date again.

And this is what i saw and emulated from red pill thread that a girl get attracted with you more if u have other option and she knows other girl want u

now I'm badly missing her we haven't call since weeks now

please how can i get over thinking about her, please alpha males skip this thread i don't need ur abundance mentality jargons make ogun no kill una, lovely relationship omg cry cryembarassed
Travel / Re: You Won't Understand Nigeria's Situation Until You Visit An Embassy by litaninja(m): 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2023
Why una still dey patronize dem??

Mummyfour:
21st if August, I was at the American embassy for a visa appointment.

From the period spanning 3 hours I was there, nobody left the interview room with a smile or laughter. Almost every one there was rejected.

The funniest thing about the rejection was the verdict on the light blue paper given to the intending travellers which read" you have not demonstrated that you have enough ties to bring you back to Nigeria "

In a layman's terms, it means we are suspecting that you want to japa into the US.

The most painful aspect was a lot of undergraduates that were turned down. A guy that had a $60,000 worth of scholarship was bounced too.

I saw someone who was just going on a study leave from a whole Deloitte where he works in presently in Nigeria being bounced too.
Most of the interviewers didn't even check out relevant documents of the applicants, but just drew their conclusion based on face value.

I was discussing with people and they said inasmuch as the reason for that verdict was baseless and stupid, we Nigerians are viewed as the worst of the worst world citizens to allow access into the US, irrespective of one's qualifications.
We have a government, system and people that are fantastically corrupt.
We have people who engage in and support illegalities.

Our judiciary is biased and is for the highest bidders, and our political system and elections are flawed (none is perfect anywhere in the world) but ours is glaring and very embarrassing.

Our leaders are not patriotic and that is why when we as citizens have our rights trampled on locally or internationally, nothing is done about it.
Nigeria is not regarded as anything again.
In other words, we are just seen as nothing but irritating pollutants.

So for those of you that applaud evil in this land, pray you remain forever in Nigeria because even if it is just to go and visit and come back, they will not allow you.
If you even have a scholarship or any good thing that can take you out of this country, you will be frustrated at the embassy.

And for those of you that left already and are destroying the name of Nigeria, God's punishment awaits you.
And for those that are still making us proud in the US and elsewhere, may God continue to bless your efforts

I rest my case.
Please mods front page

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Family / Re: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by litaninja(m): 4:36pm On Aug 25, 2023
To tink dey hard nigerians na. Shey you no know ni?

Kobojunkiee:
If you want to buy a car for X, shouldn't you put X's name on the car? I mean this isn't rocket science at all since the gift typically bears the name of the one whom the gift is meant for unless you have ulterior motives for presenting said gift. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Properties / Re: N500K Electricity Bill Debt On Newly Purchased House. by litaninja(m): 6:49pm On Aug 23, 2023
The more pertinent question is that, is that bill valid and tenable?
The discos are very fond of just throwing arbitrary bills at customers with no logic behind them. No customer in their right mind would make such payments.

Why would a disco bill a domestic user >50 KWH/day for example?

NLchief:
I made a terrible oversight of not checking electricity bills before purchasing a house. It just completely escaped my mind till after purchase.

I just found out there's electricity debts of 500k unpaid to IBEDC.

How do I handle this?

I know it will be difficult getting such a negligent
previous owner to pay such bills. sad
Family / Re: The Guilt Of Locking My Husband Up For Two Days by litaninja(m): 11:08pm On Aug 22, 2023
Very good. This is one side of the story.

Let us all wait for the other side. Mr. Husband, please get on NL and provide this.

Verokeena:
Good afternoon Nl family
Please pardon my epistle

My husband lost his job two years ago and ever since he has been so reluctant on getting another.. not to brag but I can say I have been the one keeping the family going ever since the job incidence (not like I ever complained) .

What I noticed about him is he now drinks and smokes and he is always hissing (obviously he is not happy and I try to always console him just to elate his Spirit)

Fast forward to last two months.. I got back from work and I was very tired.. I had to go pick the kids from school , bathe them, feed them and to make matters worst I wasn't feeling too alright .. (when I got home he (my husband) wasn't at home)

When I was done with the kids and fixing the house I was so tired I thought to myself to take a lil nap that was how I slept off (and this was around 9pm) ..

He got back around 10pm obviously drunk and smelling like a skunk.. he went straight to the kitchen. That was how the whole problem started.. first was insult.. then my phone, smashed it on the ground later my clothes he started tearing them .. saying all those things he was destroying was why I was feeling untouchable that he knows I have male friends sleeping with me..

I tried securing my items so he doesn't destroy more things that was how he pounced on me..

The next day I got him arrested he spent two days there.. but now I feel so guilty... He doesn't talk to me anymore.. I have apologized times without number

I don't just know what to do...


Nb: even while he was there I was still taking food to him
Politics / Re: Edu: President Tinubu Is Determined To Lift 133 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty by litaninja(m): 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2023
Didn't raise one million lagosians out of poverty as a governor, but will magically raise 130 million nigerians out of poverty?

lmao
Politics / Re: Palliative: The Food Stuff Shared In Ikoyi, Obalende LCDA Lagos State (Picture) by litaninja(m): 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2023
Lmao. The slavery is real
Pets / Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Her New Pet, A Lion Cub (pics/video) by litaninja(m): 2:57pm On Aug 18, 2023
Part of the owner's property is in the box with Arabic labels in the pictures / video

Dshocker:
An Arabian owns that cub, probably a sugar daddy or something.

A lion cub goes as much as N5m and above, so there is no way she could have laid her hands on it.
Romance / Re: Is Sex Really Compulsory In A Relationship? by litaninja(m): 9:52pm On Aug 14, 2023
Its simple, replace sex with any other element that forms a part of relationships and ask the same question.

Can you have happy, fulfilling, healthy romantic relationships without (love, respect, empathy, money, time, loyalty, mutual interests, trust, communication)?

If you come up with the answer as no, then certainly, sex being an integral part of healthy romantic relationships is 1000% necessary.

IamKizzbrown10:
Many people have happy, fulfilling, healthy
romantic relationships without having sex
with their partners.

It ultimately depends on
your personal beliefs, physical desires, and
the nature of your relationship.

There are many reasons why people don’t want to, or don’t, have sex. However, this doesn’tmean that the relationship will be unhealthy.

And it certainly isn’t a sign that your partner
doesn’t love or value you!

This is my humble opinion though, tell us what you think nairalanders?
Travel / Re: 26 Nigeria Troops Killed In Ambush As Rescue Helicopter Crashes - AFP by litaninja(m): 9:42pm On Aug 14, 2023
This is the military that corruption has killed that you want to go starting a war with?
Lmao
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: It Will Be An Indefinite Nationwide Strike Without Notice - Ajaero by litaninja(m): 9:40pm On Aug 14, 2023
Like the last one?
Business / Re: CBN May Lose Control Of The Naira - Punch Editorial Board by litaninja(m): 8:47pm On Aug 14, 2023
May lose control of the naira
These jokers haven't had control of the naira in years.
Business / Re: We Will Name & Shame Commercial Banks Engaged In Illegal Sales Of Dollars – CBN by litaninja(m): 10:55am On Aug 11, 2023
Name and shame?

Okay. When has that solved anything?

After that, what else?

Jokers.

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Business / Re: ABCON: Bureaux De Change Tell FG To Ban Binance To Save Naira by litaninja(m): 11:16pm On Aug 10, 2023
lol. By wife to flog, I meant the BDC guys. They're clamouring to ban something now, forgetting that the impunity will easily turn around to ban them sooner than later as the "experimentation" with the lives of innocent nigerians continue.

BannedUser:


How many wives you wan flog? Luno, Kucoin, Remitano, Whitebit, gate.io, etc. still dey. Na you go tire. The problem is not Binance and others... The problem is FG not releasing dollars to banks and even BDCs themselves. All the dollars we're getting from the sale of crude oil is with the FG but it's not easily accessible for purchase.
Business / Re: ABCON: Bureaux De Change Tell FG To Ban Binance To Save Naira by litaninja(m): 4:55pm On Aug 09, 2023
lMAO. Its no longer AbokiFX?

Don't worry, the cane used to flog the first wife, is waiting in the rafters for the second.
Travel / Re: Azman Air Suspends Operations, Sends Staff Away by litaninja(m): 12:10pm On Aug 08, 2023
If the explanations given are factual, this is a simple case of mismanagement. How are you not able to schedule checks and maintenance of 5 aircraft to ensure the timing is staggered and your operations are not grounded

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend While Testing Bulletproof Charm In Ondo by litaninja(m): 12:08pm On Aug 08, 2023
Health / Re: Vwaere Daiso: Installer Of Faulty Elevator Handed Over To Police – LASG by litaninja(m): 3:01pm On Aug 07, 2023
The elevator was not installed faulty. This accident most likely has NOTHING to do with the installation and everything to do with mismanagement from the hospital.
Travel / Re: UK Announces New Visa Application Centre In Port Harcourt by litaninja(m): 3:40pm On Aug 05, 2023
Cash out!
Romance / Re: Any Man Who Asks You 'what Can You Bring To The Table?' Does Not .......... by litaninja(m): 12:09pm On Aug 04, 2023
Na nuisance e be actually.
Justbehave:
Lazy ass
Travel / Re: Helicopter Crashes Into A Building In Ikeja, Lagos by litaninja(m): 4:59pm On Aug 01, 2023
Again
Family / Re: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Ask Their Women For Money When They Are Broke?� by litaninja(m): 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2023
No try am.
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by litaninja(m): 12:15am On Jul 31, 2023
What has the "respect" your leaders hoarding donated palliative stock from you amounted to?
musicwriter:
Even if you pay me just to live in the UK, I'll never do that. I don't know why an African would want to live in the UK of all countries.......a country that has no respect for you.

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Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by litaninja(m): 12:13am On Jul 31, 2023
All absolutely tasteless.

Sleekfingers:



You called foreign food tasteless.

Have you eaten chicken and chips, English breakfast , roast dinner, shepherd pie etc
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by litaninja(m): 11:56pm On Jul 30, 2023
Can't mods block such posts
Romance / Re: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by litaninja(m): 11:54pm On Jul 30, 2023
The only thing visible here is the abuse if the word "mogul"
Education / Re: Guys, Did I Overcharge This Woman For This? by litaninja(m): 11:49pm On Jul 30, 2023
All parties involved no really well.

- Teacher dey naija, say him get british diction
- parent dey naija, no power 24/7 but wan pay for british diction
- pikin sef go dey fool imsef saey him dey speak british diction

una no well

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Tech Craze: A Bubble, Not A Solution For Unemployment In Nigeria. by litaninja(m): 12:25pm On Jul 29, 2023
Lol. You're shouting o.

Everybody na UI/UX, Data Analyst and Product Manager grin

Unittyy:
It baffles me how unemployed and frustrated graduate think they can hurriedly take some online courses in Coursera, Udemy, Utiva within 3 - 6 months and become programmers, data analyst etc. Tech is still paying big time but the issue is that the street is littered with mediocre self acclaimed tech people who have nothing to offer.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Remote Job: Please Which Online Course Can Get Me Good Remote Job? by litaninja(m): 3:51pm On Jul 28, 2023
I'd like to buy you a beer for that bolded statement. Everyone just seems to say "learn tech or data analysis" these days, no bother what the person has the aptitude, flair or passion for it.

Angelfrost:


YouTube can teach you all you need... However, no free course will give you certification without payment, especially for an extensive course like IT.

I would like to add that you shouldn't just take counsel here and study courses you lack passion for.

There are over 20 areas people earn well remotely from... Research them all, find the one that aligns well with you, and pursue it. That way, you won't get confused or rattled by stress.

Take your time, look within, find your strengths, and pursue what and where you fit in. Please, there is no instant success with remote work... This is very IMPORTANT!

There are people outside core IT yet making serious dough online...! Writers, Marketers, Cold Callers, Virtual Admin staff, etc.
Family / Re: I Don't Want My Son To Bear My Surname. Could This Be Possible? by litaninja(m): 12:17pm On Jul 27, 2023
Simply put whatever names you want on the registration of birth. That's all.
Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by litaninja(m): 9:37am On Jul 26, 2023
Dem go use your head wella. You Neva jam.

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