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Politics / Re: My Decision To Close Land Borders Was Appreciated By Nigerians — Buhari by litaninja(m): 12:41am On May 24, 2023
This dude is in an alternate reality.
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos And Lauren Sanchez Are Engaged by litaninja(m): 2:43am On May 23, 2023
Hasn't learned anything.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Calls 911 After Killing His Wife, Her Parents, 3 Dogs In The US by litaninja(m): 12:19am On May 22, 2023
Lol. How many villages are razed to the ground and their habitants killed every day in nigeria by bandits?

mysticwarrior:
And yet someone would come out here and start talking of how crime rate in Nigeria is higher than the US. The rate of homicide in the US is worst than some countries devastated by war. In Chicago alone 116 people die of gun violence a in day.
Religion / Re: I Cautioned My Pastor To Stop Mounting Marriage Pressure On Today by litaninja(m): 12:17am On May 19, 2023
or just leave the f0cking church.

Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned
Religion / Re: I Cautioned My Pastor To Stop Mounting Marriage Pressure On Today by litaninja(m): 12:17am On May 19, 2023
or just leave the bleeping church.

Saviola86:
So today I had to call my resident pastor to order.

I am a 30yrs old guy and in a relationship with a lovely lady of 25. It's been 6 good years together building and improving ourselves.

I come from a family where nobody mounts pressure on anybody especially on marriage issue. My parents are so liberal that they trust our judgements and allow us to marry from anywhere we find love despite fact that we are igbos.

I and my fiancee have been through different stages of life because she was 19 when we met, I was a dead broke ass graduate then without a job and still going from one interview to the other. I was so broke that my young fiancee then was the one giving me money to go for the interviews (she was running her mom's store then). Aside that she would bring food and sometimes get me clothes. When I say I was broke, I mean totally broke

God did it I secured a job of 60k a month and a year later got a more improved job of 100k. I don't drink and don't spend recklessly, I was able to save and began a POS business which my fiancee 20yrs as at then was running for me in her mom's store while I was working. To Cut long story short, my fiancee is in her 300L now in school while I have ventured into other business and I can say I make about 500k monthly combined.

On reason why I caution my pastor, in church I am one of the youth leaders and a key figure and most of my friends or mate in the ministry are married and my resident pastor took it upon herself to always use me for jokes or call my name from the alter to go and marry.

You'd here bro sososo go and marry and the congregation will laugh, during meeting you will hear word like don't be like bro sososo who wants to become a grandpa bachelor.

Once any member marries you will hear bro sososo we are waiting ooooo.

Like I don't find that funny, she is mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I don't like. Will she be the one to take care of my family?

Sometimes she goes as far as introducing a sister in the church to me.

So today I had enough, called her after service and told her my mind. I know she will feel disappointed but for my mental health I needed to put a stop to that rubbish.

My friends in church are married and to be sincere they look like shadow of themselves.

My fiancee is in school, she was there with me during tough times, she built and grew with me and even in school she is also learning a trade and preparing for life after school. We agreed to marry immediately after she graduates (next year) and so far everything is going as planned
Religion / Re: How Did You Handle That Noisy 'church' Or 'mosque'? by litaninja(m): 10:25am On May 18, 2023
Mail and call LASEPA. You will have to call them a million times and follow up with them repeatedly. They'll eventually warn and possible sanction the noisy facility. But you have to be persistent and unrelenting. Possible have the "landlords' association" write them as well then have multiple people calling them about the same address.

These are things that should be handled at local government level, but no o. The lagos that pablo escobar built, all these go through alausa.

Absolute uselessness.

HappyPagan:
A few years ago, one of the branches of Winners Chapels opened on my street.

It didn't take long for them to set up 4 loud speakers outside their church. My quiet mornings became filled with their cries to God to have mercy on his people.

I struggle with insomia, and I'm a light sleeper. Imagine how the quality of my days deteriorated, waking up angry and possed, the gruntings from the Head Pastor's throat banginge ear drums every morning.

I confronted them on many occasions, but nothing seemed to work. I then had the brilliant idea to make a video recording and upload to my Twitter account. I tagged their Headquarters and their main account, asked them if Jesus was wrong to ask them to pray in cupboards, quiet and away from the neighbors.

I also went to all their social media pages and made an asshole of meself..... Gotta say this year, I noticed they have moved their speakers in... I rarely know when they have services, and my street is no quiet as Bleep again... Even on Sundays.

Have you had a similar issue? How did you solve it?

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Family / Re: How Do I Save My Marriage by litaninja(m): 5:38pm On May 16, 2023
After all you have seen in the real world and on NL, you still don't realize that men are only useful to these women as biological ATMs??

promisedwealth:
Good morning Great people and wonderful family, please just like the saying a problem shared it's a problem half solved.

I have been married to my wife for over 6years now we have been through all together we have two kids 4 and a year old .

my business since late 2021 has been rough I lost some money trying out a different business I'm based in the eastern part of the country.

Early last year my mother in law told my wife to come stay with her in Lagos till I can find my self again, they left imo to Lagos on feb. 2022 I have been I contact with them ever since sending money across also it happen that my wife started bringing the idea of myself joining over there in Lagos ( my in law has a little school in Lagos that has been where my wife has been teaching since she left) .

Concerning the relocation I told her it's not easy as I have to look for money to get accommodation, shop to start a business also the money will be much which I can't afford for now during someday last year I told her to come back during one of our discussion she told me she it's not coming to east again I got angry.

I noticed the mother will never allow her leave her school so I kept mute about coming back since I was neither ready yet do we kept on going no issues.

Just this april she changed, hardly pick my call,stop calling me by the pet name she does.

I tried to find out what happened, she told me she wanted a break. I was confused I tried to guess why she came up with that. she needs to seek and know if it's the will of God for our union that's after two kids .

I was lost also I have tried to restore this woman sanity since then till now I have spoken to the mother she it's not saying anything than what ever she decides it's best for her the only once telling me not to worry at the brothers but I'm worried honestly .

I don't want my kids to grow in different homes.

I also tried to make her see this same reason she told me the kids will be fine she's not looking at anything making her decision please I need advise it's my wife under a spell or what.

I don't want to raise ny kids this way please advice please....

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Backing Of Hilda Baci's Shows His Vision For Nigeria - Omo-Ikirodah by litaninja(m): 1:50pm On May 15, 2023
What is this trash?
Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by litaninja(m): 1:48pm On May 15, 2023
Are you a "virgin" yourself?

and wtf does that even mean or bestow unto you


lovediehatelive:
I met this pretty homely girl sometimes ago.

She was reluctant the first time I toasted her and won't want to date me. However, I persisted till she succumbed.

She's everything I want in a lady. She didn't want to visit me when we started dating until one day I promised that I won't touch her.

She visited and was so graceful that I thanked the heavens for sending my soul mate to me.

We discussed a bit and I made her feel comfortable because she was really uneasy.

As promised, I didn't touch her. She felt so free that she rested her head on my chest.

The urge to kiss her became so strong, but I resisted.

What's the use of spoiling things now when she can be mine forever?

She later left and we became really close from then.

I was happy because she's madly beautiful yet so down to earth.

I was thinking she is a virgin but I needed to clarify.

So one day, I used talk to bring talk and stylishly told her a bit about some rough life of my past for her to feel uncomfortable.

She later opened up to me about her first kiss and how the guy went on to have sex with her even though he promised her nothing will happen.

She was 19 years then.

Since then she stopped visiting guys and is no longer in contact with the guy.

She swore that she hasn't kissed or had sex since then.

Now she's 23.

The thing is I really deeply love this girl because she's just exactly what I needed. But I promise myself that I will marry a virgin and nothing else.

My love for this girl is beginning to affect my thinking.

Should I ditch her and keep looking for a virgin?

Or should I continue with her?

I'm planning to see her people this December.
Family / Re: Rise In Divorce Among Nigerian Couples After Relocating To UK by litaninja(m): 1:45pm On May 15, 2023
- The premise, concept and current form marriage takes in the human species is flawed. Seems no one has found what actually works yet.

- In nigerian marriages especially, people get married for all the wrong reasons. Men typically need some house maid and surrogate mother of some sort, while women just need some biological ATM without having any sort of value in lieu.

You can get those in 2- 4 years without needing a marriage, so when people get to a system that has some semblance of functionality, the cracks will widen.

EBMedia:
A human right lawyer, Bolanle, has decried the high rate of divorce among ‘happily married' Nigerian couples after they relocate to the UK, IGBERETV reports.

He wrote on his Twitter handle;



https://twitter.com/BolanleCole/status/1657282890005196800?t=03ImUcp6y2jvwnJ8xWaP6A&s=19
Family / Re: Rise In Divorce Among Nigerian Couples After Relocating To UK by litaninja(m): 1:41pm On May 15, 2023
Talking is not some form of guarantee.
Yes, we talked yesterday, today, I changed my mind.

madridguy:
It is too much freedom.

Well, to me I still blame the men in such position, I no go sell my property, borrow money for us to travel you come reach foreign land make you come say you no do again. E no possible. We must talk am very well before we comot for Naija.
Politics / Re: How ‘Poor Planning’ Forced Policy Summersaults Ahead Of Buhari’s Exit by litaninja(m): 6:26pm On May 14, 2023
Ahead of exit?

The entire time spent was policy summersaults.
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by litaninja(m): 9:23am On May 12, 2023
- Do you have solar panels in your setup?
- what type of inverter do you have, what is the idle consumption and can you configure charge source priority on it?
- what settings do you have configured for the
- what type of batteries?

My take is that while you may not need to actively use the inverter now because you have better power supply, the inverter still needs power to keep the batteries topped off which may be responsible for your consumption & may lead to your batteries getting damaged if you shut off power supply to it.

Also, many inverters are configured to cycle the batteries partially depending on the output source priority, leading to consumption when they need to be charged.

More details of your setup will help forum members provide a suitable solution.

geloorrrrdd:
Hello, guys. Whenever i want to switch off my inverter entirely from use and electricity charging, do i put off both switch in the picture (blue and black button).

I'm asking this because i noticed that my power units don't last anymore since i got this inverter (5KVA, with 4 batteries). My area now has constant electricity so i hardly ever need to use the inverter.
Celebrities / Re: Portable’s Dramatic Performance At Malaika's 50th Birthday Party (Video, Photos) by litaninja(m): 9:46am On May 09, 2023
This shows you that money cannot in fact buy class.

Someone has enough cash to throw what looks like a reasonably lavish enough party at civic centre. And this is what they still think of as entertainment fitting that setting? You can't buy class.

Anyway, they got quite lucky. That lighting truss wasn't anchored for the nuisance climbing it at that angle and they were inches away from having the truss / lights swing on the audience and bashing their heads in.

Now that would have been spectacular.
Health / Re: Doctors Successfully Remove Arrow Shot Into A Girl's Heart In Borno (Pix) by litaninja(m): 8:38pm On May 05, 2023
Everybody's physiology is the same?
Pierohandsome:
13yrs with no breast? Is that how they look over there?

Over here in Ph, even 9yr old girl has full blown boobs
Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by litaninja(m): 8:35pm On May 05, 2023
huh?
dawnomike:
If he connecting is not disturbing your power output needed in your apartment, just let it slide
Travel / Re: Heavy Rain, Traffic Responsible For Delay In Completion Of Lagos-ibadan Express by litaninja(m): 10:11am On May 05, 2023
For 8 years?
Politics / Re: My Administration Will Make Corruption Unattractive - Tinubu Assures Nigerians by litaninja(m): 11:32pm On May 04, 2023
This is the joke of the year. Your entire background is embroiled in shadiness na
Politics / Re: Lawan: Nigeria’s Security Deteriorating — But Military Has Done A Good Job by litaninja(m): 11:31pm On May 04, 2023
I don't understand.

"we haven't done our job at all, but we have done our job well"
Family / Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by litaninja(m): 6:04pm On May 04, 2023
You brought your story to him, you can't tell him how to respond

beekind:

Guy please don't address my dad like that.
Celebrities / Re: Ckay Acquires New House In Lagos, Shares Photo Of House He Lived In Years Ago by litaninja(m): 11:35am On May 04, 2023
This same house design again?

Fira09:
Singer Chukwuka Ekweani popularly known as CKay is the latest landlord as he recently acquired a property.

The Love Nwantiti crooner took to social media to share a photo of himself in his new mansion, alongside the building he lived in many years ago.

he captioned the post

CKAY
Politics / Re: I Have Delivered On Change Agenda – Buhari by litaninja(m): 1:55am On May 04, 2023
These ones are mad.
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 10:31pm On May 01, 2023
Lagos is just another nigerian state. It didn't fall out of the sky.

The attached picture talks of a plan without a timeline, that's simply a dream. They could implement in a year, or in ten, or never.

How's oando clean energy providing the power? timeline?

Again, if you need to be pinching, squeezing and generation plants for just busses in a country that cannot provide a fraction of the population's electricity demand, you have your priorities skewed.

So, no. Not satisfied sir.

humberjade:


It is not everyone that is myopic, and like I mentioned earlier, it is Lagos, not just another Nigerian State.

Satisfied now?!
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 4:11pm On May 01, 2023
Lol. My brother. This thing is not magic. You have no business with electric buses if your grid is not providing 3x the actual demand of power supply the general population needs.

humberjade:


National grid and the Lagos State IPP. Using both until the solar systems are in place in about "2 years" according to you won't derail the clean energy vision 2065 project. But I can assure you, they have it figured out

Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 11:28am On May 01, 2023
The shared the news of the busses because they're available. They didnt share the news of how they'll be powered because they're not available. Nigerian governments don't think that far nor have that kind of foresight.

How long will it take to setup MW capacity plants? Depends, but from planning to completion with the nigerian factor added should take the better part of 1 - 2 years. What would be the power source till then?

humberjade:


How long will it take a government to set up Solar Panels for this purpose (if that's their proposed major source), that's if it is not already in place. That's Lagos State, I am sure they already have it figured out.
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 10:57am On May 01, 2023
Lol. The ones to charge the busses sir.
Abi na the solar setup for your house dem go use?


humberjade:


Solar panel systems are not in existence in Nigeria? undecided
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 9:43am On May 01, 2023
Not really.
All the aforementioned options don't exist at this time.

humberjade:


Well, I am not a mouthpiece of the Lagos State government, I am sure they have means to power the said buses. Apart from the national grid, Lagos has its IPP, and in addition, solar is another clean way to generate power too. So it doesn't have to be generating plants so as not to defeat the emission control goal. Wind turbines is another means, but i don't think Nigeria has enough wind all year round to power them.

So does that address your concern?
Phones / Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by litaninja(m): 9:41am On May 01, 2023
cry I feel you

21sailor:


It's because of finance boss and the more I wait the more the money becomes useless.
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 10:56pm On Apr 30, 2023
But they're touting it as cleaner for the city. How is it cleaner if you're just running diesel generators instead of diesel bus engines?
Lmao

humberjade:
Nice one

For your info, these buses would have strategic terminals where they are to be recharged. So it doesn't have anything to do with with the state of electricity in the country, an industrial generator is good enough to back up the electricity from the national grid.

So no cause for alarm, na maintenance come remain.
Travel / Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Electric Buses In Lagos (Photos) by litaninja(m): 10:52pm On Apr 30, 2023
Would. Future. Where's the plant?

These vehicles will be powered by diesel generators. I'll remind you when that news hits NL.

How well have the current BRT busses been maintained? The older red ones are all but dilapidated, the more recent blue ones will follow suit shortly.

Jerryherd:
cool


Yoruba leads


To the bitter bad belle people that have toxic questions

*How will it run without electricity?!

- Lagos bus, Lagos Rail, LASG Secetariat and Lagos Hospitals would all run on Independent Power Plant built by Tinubu off grid

*Will it run out of power?!

-No a BRT bus runs 200km daily, a fully charged electric Buss has a full capacity of 280km per 100% full charge

*Can we maintain the Busses

-Tinubu built BRT lane but Diesel metrol busses and since 2 decades it had grown remarkable to an Electric model.. EV busses have few parts that requires maintaining unlike Diesel busses.. I runs on Fast Charger Electric rotor,




.
Phones / Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by litaninja(m): 10:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
Lol. E touch you? No ves na

Bloomfrancs03:

Stop talking rubbish.
Phones / Re: What Made You Switch To Iphone And Never Looked Back?? by litaninja(m): 10:49pm On Apr 30, 2023
Being "tech savvy" is a bit more than just buying the shiniest device on the market.

Remember, all that glitters...

GREATIGB0MAN:



Most android modding is for kids.

Choosing iOS or Android has nothing to do with you being Tech savvy or not...

Most tech savvy YouTubers or bloggers use iOS


Thanks for the correction... I didn't bother to cross check before posting.

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