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All of una wan make i spark Ko

Just finished reading wat u guy ve, mine is very very bad, posted 2 kuchi in kebbe lga a 4 hour drive 4rm d capital city of sokoto. Wit not even a single church

prem love: who told u is super man he look like bat man

not bat man how about vulture man

Pls which name we go give am since na naija superman

Lashawnah: A TRUE LIFE SAGA ! Hmmmmm! Iriri Aye!!A must read
true life mind blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks
for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time
that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died
horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her
mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her
daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady had
the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again,
washed the stains but some still remained. The same
dream was repeated the next night again and this time
the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the
bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the
clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She
was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone knocked the door. And when she
opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a
blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked,
"What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me
like that...I wasted 3minutes reading it too...... I also
wanna kill the person who sent it to me!!!!!!!

can i now kill u . Waste time

D bride herself will call off d wedding. U no talk 1million na 300 u talk oooo.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b] she is saying '' F*CK U ALL

vivian chinaza: Hi guys, I think I'm in trouble! We are supposed to be just friends, I never intended to like him, none of us did but its beginning to happen, I'm beginning to like him and its scary! I find myself thinking about him much and he has no idea how I'm beginning to feel about him and I have no intention of telling him.
This can't be happening! I'm usually in control of how I feel for people but this one I don't just understand.
Sometimes I feel like withdrawing from the friendship but I don't just like the "missing him" part, cos lately he's been making me laugh a lot.
I don't know if I'm deluded or the feeling is actually real but right now I'm just scared, scared of even liking someone talk more of the one that might not like me right back. So what do I do? How do I snap out of this and come back to reality that we are just friends and friends we should remain!
Pls oo, I need help cos I could be screwed if this grows into something huge and he doesn't feel the same way. This is a disaster!! I need to UNLIKE him period!

simple give urself one dirty slap.

[color=#990000][/color] U b mumu by l@l@

5 faces in all

Ruqaya: eeeya what a pity

if dis is ur application u ve failed.

[b][/b] Today na my bufday dat means i don come of age 2 marry, girls in d house apply if u want young good looking guy. Summition of application close @ 12:00 midnite so hurry b4 i leave.

I've asked this question many times can someone answer me pls, who d hell is this BIN of a guy.

To d op below me u are d only bullet in my gun. Marry me

How much una go pay me, cos i sabi shave woman no small

Bluekite: Encouraging obesity, what a stupid country

some people like me love them big

[b][/b] who is bin by d way

onila: Considering I am a good girl=I dont drink, I dont smoke, I dont sleep around, I dont go clubbing every weekend, well behaved and humble

but I am always attracted and fall inlove easily with bad boys

even on Nairaland see the guys I adore their personalities= Reality101, bittyend, arquebusier, acidtalk, 190, pleep, sagamite and cameroonpride. all dem bad boys

is there something wrong with me I dont wanna destroy my future

to me yes sometin is wrong wit ur head

Lagusta: Are u a male or female,

Please nairaland is for mature pple ooo, we don't want this thread to be infested with 2go goons!!!

I am a guy and what is 2go pls

Hi guys, am new here and i'd like 2 laugh all day.