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MzLarem:
Lwkm ... he get big problem then

that i'm not sure of...

im lame excuse make am look like say im go still do dat kind tin jor, dat guy dat said d miser fit rinse condom is totally right...

I wonder what was on ur mind while he was 'packing the mm-p'

MzLarem:
We do oo... He claims to be the CEO sef.. Catering and event planning business.

Why I go pack remaining food, I dey craze?

hahaha, even if u d craze, e neva tey werr u begin craze, so i no d expect u make u pack remaining 'misreable meat-pie', lol! Make we add 'long-term craze' to the guys list...

So, he is a miser, broke ass, lame liar and long term mental illness a.k.a long term craze! Lol!

C.e.o my black butt and im no fit cum up with lie like "i want to use dis as 'test subject' for my workers"

Aderola15:


Oya, sorry... No vex na

Tnk u jor, na dos kind guys d make ladies d look evri guy 1 kind eye... Dat kind 'dis 1 fit be broke ass o'! Lol!

MzLarem:
Lwkm...I agreed to meet him with cos he claims to also be doing my line of work... if not ehn, me that I'm a freaking loner

shey u d get money 4rm ur line of work? U go gree pack d remaining 'misreable meat-pie'? That guy is nt jst a miser and broke ass, he is also a fake ass liar, lame liar 4 dat mata, wat happened to excuses like "i want 2 use dis to feed my neighbors dog?" choi!

Make i go read d post, i d come

Modified: i been wan laugh but make i hold am because na death issue be dis, R.i.p 2 d dead! What ever the cause of death is, the lover is now d prime suspect...

Why? because im d drill married woman, maybe she even get kids sef! Hmmm!

I been d wonder too o!

Na wa o!

MzLarem:
None of the above, he met me once and ask for us to meet again and he chose the location sef.

Dat Nigga is a complete broke ass and miser, a total disgrace to the bro-code assoc. Damn! Hw u go pack d remaining meat pie gan? Even if na with another guy, i no fit try dat poo, na wedding rice ni? Wtf! And my advice to you tho, respect ur self, mind d kinda pple u go out with and a guys pocket and personality are 2 different tins... Mtcheew, na by force 2 carry girl comot? If na by force, y im no carry u go werr na only drinks dem d sell?

Have u guys talked? Like serious discussion?

How did u make d 1st move? Did he reject u? Maybe he is scared(i've experienced dis b4)? Answer dis question 1st

By the way, cheating should be d last tin on ur mind, in fact, dnt even tink of it. @airminem

Make i 1st comment b4 reading

Modified: Broke Ass Niggas Er'Werr! - His Reason Is Cool Tho Buh I Can't Do That... By the way, Are U A Runs girl, gold digger or what? #NoOffence

STD's are storming ur body tonight tho! Hope u have room 4 more? By the way, 4king 5h olosho na 4 losers

Some cold ass poo went down here tho! Dammmmmmmn!

Marijuna And Dorchester? Nigga WTF? Wetin concern us? U can't even mol' a fine joint...

And by the way, since u are The Last Idiot, why don't u get high on SNIPER and make the world 'idiotless'? Uhm? Nice idea, abi? Lol!

D der d smoke, U better go begin beg ur oga o!

Honestyboy2:
wow how happy I'm knowing that the post actually helped someone. Thanks

I should be thanking you man. Thanks...

Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, Mynd44

make e enter f.p na, abi?

Space booked! Make i go read d post now

Modified: Nice Post! At first, i didn't really understand ur question but after reading the 'likely anwser' u posted, i don grab am perfectly...

Before now, i've never thought of that question but now? I'll use ur own anwser, it suits the question perfectly and in just few words...

Interesting read!

This one fit enter f.p o

I bring terror on the house like a thief at night/
Stay fly like a butterfly on a g6 flight/
I scare them, no word spoken, bitch, i ooze fright/
The idea is fear, thats what Mandela inspire/

Flow so sick like malaria/
when i come around they get high, marijuna/
i gat both mary and Juana/
fighting for the boy, i know that they wanna/

on another level like patoranking/
i'm topping all d charts, bitch i'm ranking/
this other niggas be ranting/
this is my lot, nigga no parking/

the difference is clear, we not on the same level/
i'm standing on the cloud, u standing on the table/
so ahead of my time, the future is history to me/
slaying niggas since day 1, that shit ain't new to me/

#lameLines #LMandela

Too Long...

DHumbleNigga, Welcome...

Ikemefuna44:

Perhaps she hasn't.

My dicck is tiny, will u please fvck my girlfriend? I will pay u

No man. Sorry bout ur tiny dickk probs.

RoyalBlak007:
♤It means she has

[color=Purple]♤not gotten a better dîck yet [/color]

Well u might be right buh...

I'll do this in pidgin...

The o.p neva too fvck for him life maybe na dat gyal be im first fvck and im sex-performance the terrible so tey d gyal gats tell am "u make me feel like a woman" poo, to stroke his pride, u know na? Or maybe na im even ask d gyal say "how do u feel", dat kind poo... Like we are saying the same thing, right? "She has not gotten a better dick yet!"

Badonasty:
Like tinubu like dogara

why they no go fight Bash Ali na?

jazinogold:
Blow fall on u

lol! Plantain Fall On U!

Banana Fall On You #TRLNG

First To Comment!

Who send am enter twitter? Wic kind mentality be dat?

RoyalBlak007:
[color=#F91054] Now this got me cracked up [/color]

Think bout it man! 5am? How to spin yarn 4 gyal?! Lol!

chiraqDemon:
Lmao
Na only for hong kong him go see d original of quora o. D ones for naija na cotonou imported. As for reddit na for alaba them sell am

choi! Dis is wickedness! Or make im jst buy Google but dat one go expensive and na Togo Or Somalia them d sell am!

Invisibleojay:
thanks where will I get that please

werr will u get 'reddit' or 'quora'? Choi! Aba International Market... #BananaFallOnYou

shikshark:
sorry what class are you sef?

What u should av asked... Who wakes up at 5am to ask how to woo a girl? Nigga be having sleepless nights, hahaha

Am i the only one that thinks this is too 'too' long?