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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Biafra Civil War All Igbos And Yoruba Must Watch This by Localemperor: 6:45pm On Feb 24
Agreement is Agreement, if you like no go school grin
Politics / Re: Gowon 1967 letter to British PM, Harlod Wilson, Surfaces by Localemperor: 6:39pm On Feb 24
Make una just share this country!! Haba

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 4:36pm On Feb 24
Careente7:
I started hustling like mad at 19,slept on the street. 20 was terrible,21 no soo bad.22,not soo bad also. 23,was hell n I mean it. 24,I’m into networking and I pray I get to where I want to be.



No comment; next question.
At least you're trying to be productive....

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 1:11pm On Feb 24
ojun50:

One small online business dey give me small small

Business name is Qij
Wao great...
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:14am On Feb 24
perfectsusanoo:

Lol. True
I go just run with my tail in between my legs. Tom and jerry speed.
I miss then. Now o.y.o.
omo the kind fear way go hold you enh grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:14am On Feb 24
illicit:


I did not until I was an adult

I had insomnia at some point

When I was well over 18, around my early 20s, I started smoking weed
It helped with the depression but it has its own problems which made me dictched it later...


In all, I didn't enjoy my teenage years at all at all

I'm happy for you

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:08am On Feb 24
Lonestar124:
Though he never settle me well, but I gather enough connection from his business partner both here and china.

The experience worth it..
That's the issue with Nwan Boy this days, you hardly see genuine ogas, well the experience is worth it sha

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:06am On Feb 24
illicit:


Siblings, yes...

Friends, few

I mostly withdrew into myself

I like to be alone, I hardly talk

My mum was worried but she like other Nigerians don't really understand mental health

So far as u are fed, accommodated and clothed even if poorly

Mental and psychological health is foreign to them
This is revealing, how were you able to overcome it?
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:04am On Feb 24
perfectsusanoo:
I no too hustle sha but i was a child of get inside
" Before I open my eyes, get inside".... cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:01am On Feb 24
Lonestar124:
I was serving my master, boyi boyi..
Very productive!!

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 11:00am On Feb 24
illicit:


Before I was 10 sef...

I didn't know it was depression until I grew up
you had no friends or siblings?
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:56am On Feb 24
illicit:


E long....

πŸ₯΅
Imagine pIkin way dey depressed at 16 or so. That must bea lot mhen.

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:54am On Feb 24
bigpriik:


i don work for building sites,carry sand,cement at that age GOD help us.
omo that's a lot, me at 16 I was selling cooked corn. I go carry am for head dey Waka ( this was usually after school sha)

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:49am On Feb 24
bigpriik:
have always being a hustler since 16,still huslting God go bless me las las.
What kind of hustle did you do at 16 boss? Na small small e go pay someday
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:48am On Feb 24
Cassandraloius:
I was hawking egg roll, fish roll and buns for my late mom. Then I left home to serve my uncle and his wife, just to go to school, I worked day and night, took care of this family like my life depends on it.
Wao thank God for the progress you've made so far. Did you complete your education with your foster parents?

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:46am On Feb 24
ojun50:
My papa no let me do hustling, now I come dey lazy
Wetin you come dey do with all the time?

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:45am On Feb 24
cheesy grin Wetin happen to you?
illicit:
I was depressed...

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Romance / What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by Localemperor: 10:16am On Feb 24
Any time I see all this teenagers of nowadays being unnecessary difficult and naughty, imagine a girl of fifty telling how ineffective postinor 2 has become or a boy of 16 who is always high on hard drugs.

During my teenage age ( secondary school) I was hawking corn for my Mom, I had a lot of responsibilities despite not being the first child. I can't remember teenagers that are this wasteful during my time.

What did you do during your teenage years!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel To Establish Over 3,300 Settlement Units In Occupied West Bank by Localemperor: 1:23pm On Feb 23
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Romance / .... by Localemperor: 12:34pm On Feb 21
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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 5:51am On Feb 21
Mikespecialone:
Big Breasts = No am not short ,na only short man Dey like big breast

Faithful= 300 faithfulness is a key πŸ”‘ to strong relationship

Intelligence = If your woman is too intelligent, my Broda, it’s a future problem

Beauty = No b must

Godly= N300 Yes must know God o and must be prayerful like a member of MFM

Respectful= N300 a respectful house wife will never give you problem

Big Ass= No , another thing for short men

Good In Bed= Lailai , I no b horse wey u go kill for bed , in fact you cannot impress me with that because if I leave house for 2 months na to Dey find your lost Spanner up and down

Good Cook = N200 am here I die put , a good food is the road to my heart

Funny= Leave fun hate , if you meet all these criteria , you are my wife

With 1100 a perfect wife is at ur door step
Wetin short men do you grin wink..
Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 5:48am On Feb 21
Mikespecialone:


My Broda, she go use intelligence cheat on you still you use intelligence manipulate you
cheesy grin So you prefer a dull ( slowpoke) as a wife because buying intelligence might make her cheat on you. Look at the bigger picture boss
Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 5:46am On Feb 21
ravensckar:
My choice is quite simple!

Intelligence #500
Faithful #300
Beauty #200.

Explanation- An intelligent lady is always fun to be with so that will cover the respectful & funny part.

Being faithful means that she won't cheat on me, hence that will cover the s3x part. So long as she's not cheating and her body no be wood, it means I'll be getting the s3x on a regular basis.

Being beautiful means she'll be attractive to my eyes. That itself is the icing on the cake because I can't stand an ugly lady. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bro grin how you wan take manage woman way no get ass and breast? grin cheesy those are the things that makes a woman feminine...

Yea I like the intelligence part

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 11:32pm On Feb 20
cheesy cheesy grin
drimzsmoke:


This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 10:00pm On Feb 20
Bouncing2:
500 - big bress
500 - big ass
grin cheesy you no want stress yourself at all

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 10:00pm On Feb 20
BleedGraphix:
You say waste on funny? You forget this is a scale of preference. You have a very tight budget. A funny and respectful woman that cooks good meals will create a happy home for I and my kids.
This is true sha, I respect your choice
Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 8:17pm On Feb 20
Hemart:
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Beauty 200
what about good cook? Nothing spoils once day like a poorly cooked food.

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 8:16pm On Feb 20
BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.
Someone that respects you can still cheat. There is little or no correlation between respect and faithfulness.

Why waste 300 on a funny woman

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 8:13pm On Feb 20
Hardunmhi:


Wife
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Good in bed 200
I go collect loan so I can buy respect


What if your wife come ugly like Dragon..

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 6:16pm On Feb 20
richiemcgold:

I won't even spend the whole 1k.

900 Naira is okay.

Intelligence = N500
Good In Bed = N200
Good Cook = N200

But if I must compulsorily use the whole 1k, then the remaining 100 naira will go for half-beauty. When a woman is too beautiful sef na wahala. Average beauty is okay. That's 1k. 😜

abi just use the remaining 100 naira collect ass 50 and breast 50 grin wink

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 6:14pm On Feb 20
brain54:

Ok let me try and work on your budget...

Big breasts- not a fan of excessive kegs same time no be say make it too flat like slippers. At least make it dey a bit average and in standing position so I would spend 50 out of my 500 budget.

Faithful - I don't like to share so will spend my maximum budget here. So 300 for faithfulness.

Intelligence - I am actually turned on by intellectual females. But since I am working on a rigid budget I will go for slightly above average. So willing to splash 250 here.

Beauty- just be okay and look presentable to me. Hmmm... 50.(if money dey I for increase)

Godly - I no want religious fanatic. Just a regular person of faith so maybe 25 dey okay.

Respect - average for nice because me too I can handle most of her f-ups. But since it's a budget then slightly below average can be tolerated. So I will pay 80 for respect.

Big ass- Also not a fan of excess baggage. Average is fine but since budget dey tight I can manage and cope with normal which should be 50 Abi. Less work with that and see how it goes with time.

Good in bed- tricky decision and choice here. I don't want a log of wood as mate. But no cash... 15.. Maybe with time we can learn new things. If she is teachable and willing to change. But not from the basics.

Good cook - I can cook but don't expect me to cook all the time. At the same time I am not choosy or picky with food. Just don't be a terrible cook. I can tolerate your crapy food once in a while. But not all the time. So 10 is okay. This also is teachable and learnable. So room exists for improvement.

Funny - 5 is okay by me. At least have a sense of humor to understand my terrible jokes. I didn't marry a comedian. I want funny we go to bovi's show.

OP add up... If it still surpasses the 1000 budget... Well, then God help me!
I Just dey try imagine the kind of girl way you just create like this, the thing dey like dragon for my imagination..

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Forum Games / Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Localemperor: 6:11pm On Feb 20
Goodlyhrt:
Wicked sombori πŸ˜‚

Me I can't just decide , I go first do like say I wan consider other things like intelligence and beauty.. last last still settle for big breast and big ass.

I can't come and kill myself with thinking πŸ˜‚
e no gree you choose abi grin cheesy grin... Just go with a girl that has big ass and big breasts for good character and the rest.

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