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Business / Re: Need Mechanical/engineering Design & Drawings? by Locotech: 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
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Music/Radio / Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by Locotech: 10:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
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Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by Locotech: 6:16pm On Jul 04, 2016
slimthugchimee:
were did this village man comeout from....here at my side in enugu...there is light well well....i get about 15 to 17 hrs of light per day

Bro 15 to 17 hrs light is still someone else's village...dont you think? There should be 24hrs light if we were sincere to eachother in this country.


And I live in lagos ...10min drive from govtn house
Food / Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by Locotech: 5:17pm On Jul 04, 2016
engrkaz:
I got this beast from the market yesterday.....though quite expensive (15k) plus extra 1k for processing... U can holla if u want some of ds.... Better enjoyed in egusi with some freshly tapped tombo to push it down.....

I'm a piling contractor and sometimes I get to work from a barge by the river side...the night fisher men in badagry say they dont eat this meat.

I dont know why but I believe if you eat crocodile or alligator...please dont ever work on water especially at night....you are a debtor of you do and you may pay with your arm or leg.

I have an akwaibom friend...the day our dog saw him...the story was very long, almost as long as the race between both of them.

My opinion o!
Romance / Re: I Just Lost My Fiancee To A Bad Prank Gone Wrong...women Are Selfish by Locotech: 12:56pm On Jun 30, 2016
sumborri:
The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed. I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad. I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder allover her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips. With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered.

Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen. I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously. I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy. No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge. He works in a univerisity as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light. This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum disorientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cokroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those supersized rats running amork all over the room. All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cussing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers. Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you beileve she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter. Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.


Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too. I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

@OP you managed to catch my apt attention when u said u switched on the light to see clearly what was attacking you...so you people sleep with electricity ?

Did this happen in Nigeria or you are abroad?

I didn't believe you at first until u said u removed the bulb during your revenge mission...so true true u people use to have light?

Or do you run your generator till day break? I know some people do this.

Pls explain because for I find it hard to believe that there can be electricity on 2 different days in a week with 2 different light dependent pranks...that's too much of a coincidence...

Its either you are lying or Barth Nnaji is back.

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Celebrities / Re: DMX Explains How He Gained Respect For Drake!! by Locotech: 3:45am On Jun 29, 2016
I have watched it...all of it...pls can I get my data back now?
Thanks in advance!
Politics / Re: FRSC Officials In A Canoe Directing A Flooded Traffic by Locotech: 7:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
Inroad water ways ....

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Hiphop/ Rap Artist??? by Locotech: 11:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
DMX till I die
Programming / Re: See The Javascript Code That Is Turning My Brain by Locotech: 3:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
lillylove2:
^^^ Tnx for the reply. But the problem i have now is totally different from that. My problem is :

How do I get the ID of a link, once i click the link. if I should use onClick='alert.(this.id)', it would alert the ID whenever i click the link. But i want to insert the ID into my database instead of alerting it. Please how do i do that

/* Attempt MySQL server connection. Assuming you are running MySQL
server with default setting (user 'root' with no password) */
$link = mysqli_connect("localhost", "root", "", "demo";

// Check connection
if($link === false){
die("ERROR: Could not connect. " . mysqli_connect_error());
}

// Escape user inputs for security
$first_name = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['firstname']);
$last_name = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['lastname']);
$email_address = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['email']);

// attempt insert query execution
$sql = "INSERT INTO persons (first_name, last_name, email_address) VALUES ('$first_name', '$last_name', '$email_address')";
if(mysqli_query($link, $sql)){
echo "Records added successfully.";
} else{
echo "ERROR: Could not able to execute $sql. " . mysqli_error($link);
}

// close connection
mysqli_close($link)
Programming / Re: See The Javascript Code That Is Turning My Brain by Locotech: 2:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
I'm currently on my laptop learning XML, Java, at the same time developing an App...I may not be able to give you a correct answer but I can guide you in the right direction.


I dont think its wise to equate the Var ID directly to the database field.

I think your should first equate the Var ID to a new variable. And this new variable should be the same with the field name of the ID in the database.

So that when you use the Get command to retrieve it from the database...your Var ID will be equated to its value.

I hope I haven't said nonsense sha! grin


*modified*

OK you are trying to get the generated Id from php and insert it into your data base OK...wait first...let me search it out

This code inserts data from php form to mysql


/* Attempt MySQL server connection. Assuming you are running MySQL
server with default setting (user 'root' with no password) */
$link = mysqli_connect("localhost", "root", "", "demo"wink;

// Check connection
if($link === false){
die("ERROR: Could not connect. " . mysqli_connect_error());
}

// Escape user inputs for security
$first_name = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['firstname']);
$last_name = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['lastname']);
$email_address = mysqli_real_escape_string($link, $_POST['email']);

// attempt insert query execution
$sql = "INSERT INTO persons (first_name, last_name, email_address) VALUES ('$first_name', '$last_name', '$email_address')";
if(mysqli_query($link, $sql)){
echo "Records added successfully.";
} else{
echo "ERROR: Could not able to execute $sql. " . mysqli_error($link);
}

// close connection
mysqli_close($link);
Autos / Re: 1week Reg 2004 Benz C240 @1.2m by Locotech: 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2016
Anchor84:
I hv dis super clean 2004 Model 1week Reg Benz C240 as gud and mint as Toks
Reason for Sale: Owner won America Visa Lottery
Call for more details 07065629472

*Modified*
Make we free the guy jor...bad economy ti take over! grin
Business / Re: Who Else Got This SMS From Aso Villa Demo Day? by Locotech: 11:40am On Jun 22, 2016
After declining your pitch...they now want to utilize you to boast their spectators...! I smell insincerity, in fact...I suspect...the govt just want to use this medium to steal peoples ideas.... At the end the so called investors won't give you a fathen.

We all know APC wasn't prepared but to steal ideas through deceit is just demonic.

Npower is very similar to this so I ask, why the totology
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will The Thunder Fire? by Locotech: 10:53am On Jun 20, 2016
2 x 3 + 3 x 3 = 27.....let me stop here...I dont like this game again....its bad! embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Will The Thunder Fire? by Locotech: 10:52am On Jun 20, 2016
2 x 3 + 3 x 3 = 27.....let me stop hear...I dont like this game again....its bad! embarassed

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Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 5:15pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

i pray and hope so. It stressful to stay under lecture full of men only. It is not for the naughty stuff but it is encouraging to study around women, i dont know if it is reduced to me alone. Lol.

In mechanical...every lady is a man!
Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 5:03pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

we are about 47 ND and 19 diploma students. No female is among us and i heard it has always been so.

Possible, the story might be different in universities ...
Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 3:53pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

lol, i will be like u guys somedays.thnk you for the info. Senior. We are few this days in mech. Eng. Are people running from it or it has always been so?

My class was full...though only 3 girls ...but we were almost 200...I don't know what the trend is like now.
Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 3:39pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

it a good one senior. If u are opportuned to put them to work u will make it big. Why not try to apply for job in innoson? Probably put some of this things to work. U knw if it works u have succeded in solving one issue or two. What level were you when u started making use of the lathe machine?

During IT...Yr 4.
I can't work for salary anymore bro!
Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 3:22pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

It wonderful senior. Why are u y'all deviating from your initial field of studies?

I'm not deviating ...I love mechanical Engrn any day...and even if I had a second chance...I will still study mech. Nigeria forces you to look for bread everywhere ...you will soon understand what I mean.

My mechanic opened my engine on friday and I discovered that we can actually make engines in Nigeria...in not blabbing ...let me explain.

The engine block is just a container casted with steel or aluminium...the piston sleeves were just fitted into tight grooves in the block with a rubber seal ensuring water and oil dont mix.

The cooling water flows freely inside the block but the sleeve prevents this water from entering the combustion chamber where the pistons slide effortlessly.

I learnt how to operate a lathe machine during IT. And I can machine a piston for you, I can cast a connecting rod, I can machine a crank shaft...I can machine a valve and can shaft.

The only thing that is a major challenge is to cast the engine block because our leaders have vowed that ajaokuta steel will never work as long as they are alive.

So we just need to venture outside our field in order to start life. Nigeria is not ready for Mechanical Engineers...at least most of them.
Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 3:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

u have to senior. How were u able to combine them all? Which of them is your major field?

I'm a mechanical engr...but my first project was a tank farm. And every tank must have a foundation so that's how I picked interest in civil works from the civil consultant assigned to the project.

I'm always researching about civil works and my co director is a civil genius ...his buildings are like Photoshop...you wont believe a Nigerian has such eye for detail.

I can take you to where he built this one in PH.

He is just too passionate about buildings...and I consider myself lucky to have such a guy as a friend...

Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 12:49pm On Jun 19, 2016
PigMeat:

thank you senior, i appreciate your advices. Are u in the field?

I'm everywhere bro, both Civil and Mechanical...I am experienced in both and even other fields like geotechnics.

Won't I eat?

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Career / Re: Thread For Mechanical Engineers. by Locotech: 11:24am On Jun 19, 2016
The Nigerian clime is not prepared or advanced enough for Mechanical guys to thrive exceptionally.

Only Civil and building guys become millionaires as soon as they finish NYSC...they are needed like Visa. A small Civil guy can get a bungalow project from a prospective home owner who doesn't want to pay an over experienced Civil Engineer...!

But mechanical, the best you can get is a 100k job...it will look fantastic then but with time u feel trapped in it...because 100k is not money as you would soon find out.

The best way for Mech engine guys is to be innovative and develop new ideas and products even products associated with other fields of endeavour ....cos mech engine guys are brains and are very good at innovations...my brother this is the only way to out shine your sister engineers in Nigeria.

Until Ajokuta steel starts full operation ...Nigeria and Mechanical engineers would never enter the same public transport...not to talk of meeting.

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Properties / Re: Building 3 Bedroom Flat On 50 By 50ft Land. by Locotech: 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2016
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Properties / Re: 12,000,000 For 3 Bedroom Bungalow Isn't That Too Expensive? by Locotech: 1:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
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Business / Re: Need Mechanical/engineering Design & Drawings? by Locotech: 1:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
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Romance / Re: Do You Trust That Girl You Are Dating?? My Experience Today. by Locotech: 8:07pm On Jun 06, 2016
frubben:
Before u start trusting girls just go and get ur dream coffin and write down ur will (dats if u have properties). Cos u gonna die of heart attack


Drop my pen

I dont know you o! Or your real name or where u are from self...but May God bless you and all your family members including any sibling keeping malice with you IJN Amen!
Business / Re: Need Mechanical/engineering Design & Drawings? by Locotech: 7:35am On Jun 06, 2016
Good am!
Business / Re: Need Mechanical/engineering Design & Drawings? by Locotech: 9:45am On Jun 05, 2016
Happy Sunday!
Properties / Re: 12,000,000 For 3 Bedroom Bungalow Isn't That Too Expensive? by Locotech: 9:32am On Jun 05, 2016
adebaxton:
The attached building plan having a visitor's toilet inside the building without any fenestration is odd, It's advisable around the main entrance to the living room.

The idea behind this plan was to have partitions share walls as much as possible...we can happily convert your preferred plan into locotech convention for you or any client...but it will preach its own corresponding cost.

And we have vents in the ceiling so no need to worry about beans eaters lol

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Properties / Re: 12,000,000 For 3 Bedroom Bungalow Isn't That Too Expensive? by Locotech: 9:23am On Jun 05, 2016
johnson232:

this your idea doesn't seem workable to me
you studiously evade too many questions.
what is the mix ratio? what are the sizes of the wall?
how can u use wiremesh for vertical walls of abt 6inches thick and 10feet high? do u think is gonna be durable?
reinforced concrete is more expensive than block.... why is raft foundation more expensive than block foundation? i was thinking your idea was based on exploring timber.

i believe tiling,roofing, will gulp almost 1.5m, no windows,doors,fittings etc... these are just finishes o...
how then will 1.9m complete a building presummed to be built with reinforced concrete?

You are right I wasn't giving out all the info here on NL but I wish I didn't have to hold back. You know in Nigeria people find it hard to get credit for their inventions and breakthroughs ...as I'm talking to you I am currently still at the Federal High Court trying to make a company pay me for infringing on another idea I patented some years back ...its a sorry situation in Nigeria...your good ideas is not good enough to take you higher, first you have to protect it and also channel it properly to be able to benefit from it. It hard believe me...when I finally have my empire I will float a foundation to sponsor and protect inventors in this country and even beyond.

Another idiyot I gave a concept to program based on JV for android phones has stopped picking my calls since 2 weeks now and I dont know if he is a cow or he has hijacked it. I just told myself if I see the product word for word years later I just know he stole it and I bet we will be heading back to the FHC.

Back to the building issue: First dont worry about the cost of concrete because we had done a the worrying for our client's.
For the Engineers and builders in the house our walls are non load bearing walls so they are not as thick as conventional walls (they dont need to be).

The mix is 1:2:4 but the "4" is not your normal granite so we were able to exponge the cost of granite.

Lastly research has shown that an optimization of the mix can increase concrete compressive strength up to 40N/mm2 in 28 days. And remember our walls are not load bearing so that another plus. You can do your research and see things for your self.

If you research on monolithic walls you will see that the thickness ranges from 4 inches down wards and we have carefully mixed different thicknesses for different areas.

I hope I answered all your questions...pls if you have more questions you can mail me so that when I reply I can attach the bill of engineering measurement and evaluation BEME.

I just pray I dont get banned ...God help me.

Business / Re: Need Mechanical/engineering Design & Drawings? by Locotech: 7:19am On Jun 04, 2016
Gm
Properties / Re: Building 3 Bedroom Flat On 50 By 50ft Land. by Locotech: 7:17am On Jun 04, 2016
johnson232:

are u selling the technology secretly....throw it open now...

Lol secrete ? No o! I will soon open a thread for it

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