FunkyAlhaji2015:
It's so disheartening that Buhari has been unable to have control of this govt. No wonder we're in such a mess. This is the first time in the history of Nigeria that we will have different agencies in the executive arm of govt being at war with each other. How can we make progress this way? The DSS has become rogues who act with impunity. Nothing good has come out of them in the last 8 years.

Nigeria is like a ship adrift with a drunken captain

Please I want advice on how best to rid my compound of snakes, I learnt chemicals are not effective so also are plants. I need advice on any effective way. Are there pets that can do that or anything.

FarmTech:

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It is just like saying yahoo + doesnt concern you. Evil shud concern you. Speak against it and save someone from it. Selfishness only leads to destruction.

What if he is already part of them?

oluwaseyi0:
This show finish barely 3 month ago, why another one now?
I thought it's meant to be yearly

Demons! Demons! Demons! Eduka or whatever they call him is an agent of darkness hellbent on destroying the youth of this country with his soft porn industry. Nigerians are not as perverted as south Africans so he wants them to go there and learn more. A time when we should all work assiduously to take back our lost country Satan is using him to set up a distraction with his idiot show. I pity people who have time for that pack of rubbish powered probably by Illuminati

ScamHunter:
You mean there's no barricade to stop motor traffic when a train approaches? This country is actually one big slaughterhouse.

Bros I weak ooo Level crossing with gate in the FCT?

apache22b:
What else do you expect from Peter Obi and his useless Obidient's urchins

Can you compare Bola Ahmed Tinubu to the useless Peter Obi the liar of the century with his useless statistics. I pity all the useless Obidient's urchins that will waste their precious votes on Peter Obi, a monumental failure who failed as Anambra governor...

My fellow youths let join hands together and make our Country better again for our future and the future of our children .

Peter Obi the liar and his useless Obidient's urchins are all bunch of jokers and waste of time .

Vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu for a better tomorrow ... Slawormirr can bear us witness

We won't vote Tinubu until he interprets his incantation of Balablue bluubu bulaba

apache22b:
What else do you expect from Peter Obi and his useless Obidient's urchins

Can you compare Bola Ahmed Tinubu to the useless Peter Obi the liar of the century with his useless statistics. I pity all the useless Obidient's urchins that will waste their precious votes on Peter Obi, a monumental failure who failed as Anambra governor...

My fellow youths let join hands together and make our Country better again for our future and the future of our children .

Peter Obi the liar and his useless Obidient's urchins are all bunch of jokers and waste of time .

Vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu for a better tomorrow ... Slawormirr can bear us witness

Balablue bluubu bulaba

Resurrection212:
Sadly those people don't have voters card abeg you people should shift jagaban is coming. Obi should be going house to house that third position is sure for him nobody is dragging it with him.

And for the reference peter can't win my state imo.

You stole their voters cards abi?

Oga this is Honda Crv not pilot. You no know motor?

rainlover:
A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.

She confessed to her husband and he forgave her.
9-10 months later, she gave birth.

Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.
The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.

Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses in Lekki for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

For those of you who don’t understand English, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.

This one I will never understand it

That is why you should not marry a she dog

What shall I do with Jesus who is called the Christ?
This question is life's most important question.
Pontus Pilate asked it in Matthew 27:22.
People at that time responded differently as many do today. What will I do with Jesus who is called the Christ?
* Peter denied him
* Judas betrayed him
* The Jews rejected him
* The Disciples forsook him
* Pilate condemned him to death
* The Soldiers Crucified him
Today some are
Rejecting him, others are Denying him while the majority are simply
IGNORING him.
I put it to you my friend,
what have you done or are you doing with Jesus who is called the Christ?
You may not have outrightly rejected or denied him, but are you ignoring him?
In Rev 3:20 he says
Behold I stand at the door and knock, if any one hears my voice and open the door, I will come in to him... Have you opened and let him into your life? If you have not then you have simply ignored him, and left him knocking outside the door. He has been knocking there for years unattended to. You are busy with other things inside and ignored Jesus knocking outside. How long will this last? How long will Jesus knock? Surely the sweetness of sin won't last forever, and the patience of God won't run forever. There is surely an appointed time. Heb 9:27 says " It is appointed unto men once to die but after this the judgment"
Satan has no free gift, Every pleasure that sin brings has an equal and opposite consequence.
When Satan has successful sapped the juice off your short life, he discards you into the waste bin of history where all the once famous but forgotten people are. Then comes the end and we die as all must only to face the same Christ whom we rejected or ignored all through life on the judgment seat. Then we begin to wonder "what would he now do with me". The only answer is too late! Yes too late to pray and repent of our sins, too late to choose the narrow way and live that good life which would have been a legacy for our children, too late to honour God with this one little transient life he gave us on earth, too late to prepare for the real life beyond the grave.
What shall I say more, are these facts not self- evident?
Moses wrote in Deuteronomy 30:19 "
I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life..."
What is the way out of this?
1. Acknowledge before God that you are a sinner
2. Feel sorry and disturbed about your sins and the impending consequence.
3. Go to God in prayer of repentance and renounce every sin you ever committed, at least the once you can recall,
4. Break off all sinful ties and relationships and by a deliberate effort desist from all acts of sins.
5. Accept Jesus into your heart as your Lord and personal saviour.
6. Follow him daily
7. Read your Bible, pray everyday and identity with a bible believing and practicing Church.
Then your journey to Heaven just began.
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ATLIEN2027:
Fake Pastor Obi is a pandora pathological liar Conman.
The name is perfect for the Conman since most Nigerian Pastors are also conmen conning the gullible mumus like the brainless IPOB terrorist Zombidients clowns.

You are speaking balablu

BATified2023:
if only u know my name is Emmanuel

I don’t hate Christian’s but I hate d way igbos are going about their own Christianity

Where is it written in d bible that u can declare your opponent dead cos of political differences?

Where is hate your neighbors written in d bible?

Where is it written in d bible that u should mock people with their predicament?

The igbos are political n hypocritical Christian’s n I don’t like the way they practice their Christianity

When they were doing the nnamdi kanu madness,many of them denounced Christianity saying they didn’t see Jesus that they only saw nnamdi kanu n I can remember selemempe said he will stone Jesus n follow nnamdi kanu n even said if nnamdi kanu orders him to beat his parents he will do so

Those people have created different accounts today n they are talking thrash about Muslim Muslim ticket today

I just hate hypocrisy

Just imagine the Igbos ehn na them carry religion for head pass n na them still do opposite of wetin dey bible pass

You are just speaking BalaBlu

tungamaje:


So do you actually believe he's speaking in tongues? Even his voice sounded like a dazed person

Don't mind him, who told him he is mimicking tongues? Somebody is confused and talking incoherently and needed to be retired but insists he must be President because it is his turn.

Racoon:
Another gaffe. Tinubu’s urchins and miscreants are always on ground to insult the sensibility of people with futility to explain away all his unpardonable gaffes and goffings.

" Given these serial gaffes, it has become typical for a barrage of commentators to take up the job of explaining to the public what Tinubu really means when he uses what they describe as idioms, proverbs, and metaphors....

After eight years of Buhari's vacant, dementia-plagued presidency, the last thing Nigeria needs is another presidency that will double down on it, that would be conducted through dishonest press releases by presidential spokespersons, paid social media troll farms, and TV appearances by deviously mercenary mind managers. https://www.farooqkperogi.com/2022/10/why-is-bola-tinubu-hiding-in-london.html?m=1

"TINUBU PRESIDENCY: AFFLICTION SHALL NOT RISE A SECOND TIME" -ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN.
https://punchng.com/tinubus-presidency-affliction-must-not-rise-a-second-time/

But isn't gaffe the trendy thing for global leaders now, see uncle Joe Biden giving handshake to invisible personalities.
APC is the party with senile candidates

zolajpower:
Hello everyone, I just found the above words so interesting so I felt I should share it with nairalnders . Even though we may find this funny but I still believe we can use it to tell someone you are speaking balablu or bulabo


Let's support our own by making the two group of words to meaning , A word that makes no sense, gibberish , foolish etc
Because I want to believe gibberish , Nonsense, foolish could have been coined by someone just like who originated the word bala Blu or bulabo .


Since they all mean the same thing so bala Blu and or bulabo should also be integrated here on nairaland like our own slang .

Like I want to start mines "I think lalaland the snake man of nairaland is speaking balablu "

OP stop disturbing us you are speaking balablu so shut up!

This revered man is my Pastor but I prefer he says very little.
1. That he will not recommend or denounce any candidate is okay,
2. That people should pray , vote and let God decide is okay for neutrality's sake.
3. However to cite Nebuchanezer is crossing over the median to Tinubu's side.
This was how many claimed Buhari is like the biblical king Cyrus and he ruined this country. His talking suggests he sees nothing wrong with Muslim- Muslim ticket. In his bid to try to stay neutral he has inadvertently shifted towards tinubu's camp and contradicted his previous comment that leaders should be sensitive to people's feelings.

But isn't it interesting that nobody is blaming Peter Obi of graft and misappropriation of public funds? All I hear is that he lied about his claims of success. Even when they mentioned Pandora papers, it is all about tax avoidance. He remains the best candidate.

Ebubu:
conua the other faction didn’t declare indefinite strike.


medical doctors strike didn’t last up to one month. ASUU is 8 months going to 9 months

Does it make any difference strike is strike whether 8 months or 2 weeks. They applied the no work no pay rule but paid them after 2 years. BTW what about that senator in prison who was paid millions while in prison for work he didn't do.

Ebubu:


no work no pay is in the constitution of Nigeria. Are they asking the President to become lawless ?

Which nonesense constitution are you talking about? Did they not pay Medical workers for the period they were on strike, are they not planning to pay the other faction of university lecturers? Forget constitution guy they apply the law on who they hate and wave it off on who they like.

greenermodels:
This news report is so biased and partisan without any effort to even hide it, the American and western news media are now sounding like NTA and FRCN.

Oil dey yaa head guy!

Sannisege:
Biden has not done badly

With the rising inflation, crimes abi? I only praise him for Ukraine if not his foreign policies are a failure. He is even building Trump's wall now

beemedia1:
Why is everywhere silent , where are our seasoned journalists that kept on giving different types of formulas and bias judgment when the currency skyrocketed last week?.

The internet would have been flooded with different types of comments and memes if dollar have went up as high as 1k per $1.

Anyhow anyhow NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS GO WIN AND WE SHALL LAUGH LAST .

Take us back to 197 and we won't even talk because that was where you found us and promised N1 to $1

If he is destined to rule again nobody can stop him

ijustdey:



Investigation Uncovers New Threats, Plot To Rig 2023 Election Results Through Uploads From Polling Units





https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/06/investigation-uncovers-new-threats-plot-rig-2023-election-results-through-uploads

Nlfpmod

They are planning and God is also planning, let's see whose plan will prevail. I don't wish anyone death but may be the time has come for some big trees to fall so that little ones can see the sunlight and grow. We are tired, even curses use to expire, the Nigerian curse must expire this time

angelEmade:
This country is sinking... The best thing anyone with the means should do right now is to JAAPAA!! Very soon 1 dollar will equal a thousand naira and ur money won't be able to take u anywhere again.
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Better see my signature on how to jaapa to Russia with less than 1m

La Japan to Russian
LA conscripted to Ukraine
Himars is waiting to coffin Russian soldiers.

ArchiLimited:
Homosexuality is not ordinary. For a man to look at a fellow man and find something attractive in him, can NEVER happen under normal circumstances. Only true men will understand this

Satan has altered some peoples DNA and they are doing what even animals cannot not do.

madridguy:
Majority of Buhari's critics are functional illiterates. They lack knowledge and understanding. Buhari has done so much with the little money we have.

President Muhammadu Buhari has declared that Nigerians have no reason to complain that they are hungry.

His words: “Since we have farm land and God has blessed us with rain, what reason does a Nigerian have to say he’s hungry? If you are hungry, go to the farm.”

Thank you Sai Baba.

The real functional illiterates are those strange fellows who see no evil, hear no evil even though they feel evil everyday in the hands of this evil regime.
Go tell that to the fellows who spent months in bandits den and receive the beating of your life to make you functionally literate without going to school.

Biden is truly a lame dock President. You will only remove Kim from power if North Korea uses nuke to kill thousands? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, I miss Trump abeg.