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Divide Nigeria now before it's too late

Reported by bad news monger

I blame it on buhari

Southern Nigeria shine ur eye

Babies don full this forum

Fear north

So many baby adults on this forum

Is she a mail or femail

Big Wiz is BIGGER than ur favorite

Fahdiga:
Afonja

he has a flat head not a cone head, he's AMAKa

Kerosene governor

Plomo:
Poop on the floor rather than inside the wc.

Funny thing is, she didn’t clean it or say anything about it, I only discovered it after she had left.

I am sure she's ur girlfriend

Dirty water just like our lagoon here in Lagos

iLegendd:
What do I need sense for? I had a distinction in school, but it didn't get me a job or money. I switched to madness and senselessness and boom, money started pouring every single day even as I type this.

If you're in my shoe, you'll surely prefer senselessness. Even Broda Shaggi whose comedy focuses on senseless talk makes more money than most Nigerian bankers, lawyers, and doctors. No be juju be that?

You see, it's not by making sense, but by being CONFIDENT in your sense or nonsense.

Most Nigerians don't understand the secret of wealth and life and this is why poverty rate is high in this part of the world.

I reply people with something long — e get why. It can be compiled to a book at any moment and oyibo people will buy it in a heartbeat and give you hard currency while my attacker is still suffering and waiting for the government or 50k to 100k salary with a "diminishing in value" currency called Naira.

A documented and entertaining senselessness in this digital age is a content is an intellectual property that fetches money when monetized.

BBNaija is a senseless show to most hypocrites, but it's entertaining and that is why it fetches billions and people are hooked on it like drug.

Even BBNaija haters are hooked despite not watching it. Just the same way my haters are hooked on me even though some of them claim no to read my post. Lol.

The world is filled with millions of timid introverts and they are all hiding in the comfort of their homes with their phones waiting for content to consume.

These timid introverts can't create contents. They are either shy or not confident to be in front of camera or post things online. All they do is consume other people's contents online.

So, this is an opportunity for the confident ones to create entertaining contents and make millions. It doesn't matter if it's sensible or senseless as long as it's entertaining.

There is a huge opportunity for confident people to live off of timid people with entertaining senseless contents. Also, there is a huge opportunity for sensible content. The senseless ones make more money just the same way senseless musicians make more money.

bros how many times did u want to quote me Besides don't take what I have said serious gracias

Slawormirr shey you dey learn something

TMKsouth:
What store sells coffins and other everyday items ? After days of looting some people went for whatever establishments were still standing in their neigbourhoods like funeral parlors. Besides, doesn't a coffin cost more than a TV on the black market?

I don't care wherever he picked the coffin from, dude is goat

TMKsouth:
Could u explain to me why the coffin story was so big in Nigeria? Everyone brings it up all the time.

don't u think looting a coffin out of the stuffs in the store is a dumb thing to do.

Nice one � Mr bina, u are a �

Kandeed:
Moral drawn from this story is "Don't stay in ur village to invent anything, village people go reason you local"

Iree o

make village pipu no reason our matter o

He's still better than the idiot that looted coffin ⚰️

Terrorists organization

CR7 is the only GOAT WE KNOW

You people should pity Barcelona abeg

DoggoneDogg:
Day never break Afonja don start crime for Benin

when you go get sense

Big boys

I swear to God this boy no get sense

Timaya is the real niggar among them

At least this looks better than those sacrifices you've been giving ur husband

Okay, they are both mad