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cnt you gv without wanting anything back?
if you ave, give.

Are you small down there?

glitest: Oh gosh!!...Someone else posted this same topic the last time I went off on someone on NL, and I apologized.
These means i have to go apologize to those beautiful souls who have been pissing me off for the past two days.....This one is difficult oh.

It is difficult to start, bt when you do, the rest is easy and you will be at peace with those you ave insulated before, and those you may likely insult in the future

I guess most ladies still do

....and let the race begin!
APC has to find soneone as credible as him if they want to retain that state

Good for us. bt we can still do better dan 34th

zexzy:
Being short is not a crime, be u tall or short i think u are just unique the way u are.

What matters most is how you dee yourself

Medcine after death

Medcine aftee death

8plutonium: Lolz some tall guys can't go just 2rounds and their first round is always less than 10mins

lolz. .is dis an excuse ppl tell themselves for been short

Mine was back in secondary school too. I guess we all did some crazy stuffs there
February 13th, 2007 was d day it all began. Dont get funny ideas, this is not a love gone sour story dat you all ave been talking about. It is not evn a love story at all.
I was in the hostel, preparing for afternoon lesson. I wasnt offering the subject they had on d first period, so I stayed bk till in d hostel till it is almost time for the second period. While I ws getting ready, our hall warden came and told me to come, as if he needed my help with something, na so I waka follow d man, wearing only my boxers and my shirt. To my greatest surprise, I saw our SCHOOL PRINCIPAL, standing just at d gate of our hostel. I couldn't run or hide. he just summoned me and asked me to kneel down. He asked me and those he saw in hostel what we wer doing der wen a class is going on. I explained to him why I wasn't in class, but he said it was not an excuse. so he told us to follow him to his office.
I begged him to allw me t go and take my short knicker, bt he sed no, dat assuming he met me unclad, I would ave followed him dat way
So I followed him, foolishly , along with others to d admin. We knelt down outside d admin block until d VP came and told us to put our names down and receive 6 on our hands before go to our classes. I begged d man to allow me to go and wear my shorts bt he didn't allow me. he sed I am going to class dat way.
Wen I saw dis man is not going to buldge, I summoned courage and went to class, he also offered to follow me. .lol.
I cnt forget hw all my juniors den wer trying to ave a look at d bros dat came to school in a boxers. the boxers was all dis annoying classic boxers dat I ave worn for a very long time. those boxers dat ur thing could come out easily from d front zip
I got to our class, went in thru d back door and sat down.
I thought d worse was over.
After d class , a friend of mine has gone to bring me a knicker to wear, a lady, den decided to stay back for God knws what, decided to start her own catwalk. I learnt a big lesson abt self control dat day. Make person no excite himself make boxers wey no hold my stuff go tear. I had to look another way and started thinking abt maths, physics and chemistry...things dat cant arouse anything in me, till my guy came and I was free.
The second day, February 14th we wer called and beaten during assembly.
It was embarrassing dat day, bt it has been funy anytime I remember it

you can either tell her..let us just be friends!
or you say, I love you like a sister
either way, you will still break her heart, bt not much

zexzy: how tall are u? i might just break ur record.

lolz...6'4..dont even try!

MISSYTOSIN: Well, aint Nobody do it better than a black Nigga .
I love Tall guys too, am like 5'8,love it wen ma man is taller than me. Not necessarily handsome, but presentable.

5'81 you are tall o..for a lady
bt...I ave not met a lady taller dan me

GBAM!!!
THREAD CLOSED!

lolz...going commando

Les: How will ppl learn when you guys are frenching with yourselves?

parlez en francais

Eeyah...meanwhile, somewhere in this cold weather, someone is bleeping your future wife

Olarewajub: Bonsoir. Comment va tu?

je vais bien. et toi?

bonjour!

lolz. ..this thread has really changed my view about d girls on my bbm contact
but these words 'angel', 'angelic voice' angelic this, angel that kept on coming on and on
no wonder why d angel some of you expexted turned out to be d devil
Devil himself was once an angel

see me o...just as I am preparing to meet dis girl for the first time on Saturday!
After reading from page 1 to 10!, I ave changed my mind!

ave you sat down to think, probably she is not making you look like a fool. mayb you....

lolz...is that woman okay?! I guess her husband has beaten common sense out of her
hw can you beat someone because you 'love' her?.
The day ur husbands starts beating, it means he has found something he values more dan you. He is cheating on you!

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but is now rare.
Now tell me, isnt she a beauty?!

Age is just a number indeed
...especially when money is involved. ..lots of it!

Booked!

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can I start by quoting you?

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