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RobinHez:
No
Just a sales agent

Ok, I see

Yaba left

The more I read this, the more I picture a movie scene from the early 60s

You na customer care representative?

All these media houses self, this one na wetin my little niece fit make up easily na

Oyind17:
I dey see u for group

U dey form not chatting na.

Pikin wey go die go die,

We dey wait

Oyind17:
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Lol, why u never sleep

I swear I dey find the sleep. I don even drink join but e no help matter

gayman99:
And some hausa men matter taya me shaaaaa.

Bros, I no call tribe o.

Dem no dey die finish?

Metamorphosis

Stelvin101:
That's why they will continue to remain single all the days of their lives and married to Cucumber or intimacy gadgets. Their loss, not ours.

Na one poor oyibo man go marry dem

Ask4bigneyo:
For where? When i no b Saraki

saraki small where u dey na

Oyind17:
Lol I dey somehow busy that's why I bone whatsapp, I'll be back fully after exams

Good luck

Sorry, buhari in ur exams

ammyluv2002:
At least, una dey win Emirate cup

That na emir cup na.

Ask4bigneyo:
Lolzzz....
It is Ediyelatiansis.

Neyo ur case dey federal high court

I see why we no dey win league

Oyind17:
I dey na, how you dey?

I dey grand.

This one wey u just bone our side like say we wan rape u

Tomjazzy2:
Simple: just go and take atleast four wraps of indian hemp, dilute it with three shots of ogogoro, then come back and read again, I bet you'd fall down on the floor while laughing

You'd also realize that Jane is actually a guy

Oya make I go find am buy jare

Nonybb:
keep being stupid until it makes front page

Like I care if it makes front page or not, all I asked was what's hilarious in that text?

This na why I no dey carry toast woman

Oyind17:
Know it now that she's seeing someone else and save yaself from heartbreak

This one wey u just hide since, there's God o

Nonybb:
You lack absolute sense of humour. na your problem come pass my own??

Oga no vex, show me the humour inside that message.

Donsammi:
WHERE do u live?? here in abj its the GOOD ,smooth and wide roads with multiple lanes that causes accidents... damn ppl will riding as if its need for speed....

Na only abuja be naija?

And by the way u dey see those roads for abuja as standard, then u need travel leave the country.

What's hilarious about this one now?

This one na elephantiasis abi na fowltiansis we go call am?

menix:
And some fine gals go dey sell kpomo like purewater..

Ur own even bad pass my own. Bad pikin like u.

Some able bodied men go dey streets dey beg

Naija no get correct roads accidents dey happen every single day.

Make una come imagine wetin go happen wen all the roads for the country dey up to standard.

Soon person go sign autograph for u too