₦airaland Forum

We always look for the easiest ways out, most times choose the wrong ways.

Shitt happens

stickncarrot:
As an slowpoke, it is expected.

In as much as I no too gbadu buhari, e don reach time make we support am, and if u wan criticise am, make ur english self improve na.

First of all, no source,
Secondly ur grammar no try.

BabyDaddy20:
My ex girlfriend hits me everyday, I got tired of warning her.
Then, one day, she broke my car wind shield & i decided to punish her.
I dipped my finger into Jamaican pepper & shoved it into her pusssy when she was sleeping.
She stayed for a week at the hospital.

And u weren't arrested?

Money, money money.

Wetin this paper don cause for this world no be small thing

wasco24:
Most foo.ls for these NL will never read before they show how useless their life is



Did el urfai shunt the Church because he hate Christian or because they are fighting for the leadership of the Church?


This country will remain backward till we put religion where it belong.



Just name any developed country where the so called men of God/MALLAM has major impact toward their development

As u dey show say u too know book, as a governor, rather than close down the churches and hospital why him no call the two factions to settle dem or give dem conditions?

Iamthoney:
They are more lazy than the word lazy

You wicked sha. I dey even sorry for them with my words, u no even dey pity dem

benedictnsi:
Chai....

nothing lasts forever indeed..... °°°°°°°°°

Just look at oga Jona's shirt..... Common 30# starch no dey inside to make am strong small

Even the Ijaw Hat is now missing.......

Sambo is now lost and not found yet.....

He don comot from potbelly d get hunger packs


Yet some people still d reason im matter for probing things....... (Mama peace ------ there is God oo)

Even those security weh d dress neat that time d folo am like Twitter, all don loss..... °°°°

Could this be the reason why people like Aregbesola is hoarding money for future use ( yet he looks so skinny like something the ancestors rejected )

Oga Jona, no cry ok We your fans we still many for Nairaland

@least you once had no shoe but now you can dash Amechi a trailer load of shoes (that's achievement) and he is now regretting why he bit the finger that fed him.... °°°°

I still wish you d best sir °°°°°°°

Person dey there dey chop him money, enjoy him life u dey help am look d shirt wey him wear.

happney65:
Junk Journalism I would say...Very very junk..But Nigerians dey commit Suicide these days.something that does not happen in the Past..Very funny I would say..

Iamthoney:
You dey mind them...I comot cap for naija journalist

Our journalist just too lazy

Oya nairaland, do make u copy

Una know say na poly graduate wey dey wait NYSC call up, but una no fit get the name as at press time

Hmmm

Na only for nigeria nai leaders go leave their jobs say dem dey go mecca/jerusalem for pilgrimage.

Carry d tv put on top Gp tank

I don talk am say na 1981 black and white tv u dey use

Sexy car

Teeboy22:
If u ask me..na Who i go Ask

but na 4 i dey reason sha

abi Loomer ??

Na number 1 make sense pass.

Nigeria just too dirty jare

We know before na, aljazeera make una mind una biz.

Na pisure u dey show me, where my own jare

Op, you know the meaning of unclad so?

Data validity period dey almost all countries,

agarawu23:
link me up with that your cousin

I must confirm it myself

Lol, comot jare, u like better thing

Canme4u:
ayaf done it again oya get angry.

I know who I go call for u

Canme4u:
yes nah, an Hungry man wey no get visa to travel to Hungary fit chop chop shiitANDgari

People no need visa to enter Hungary again na, na to just follow boat.

Anyway, no mention me again, I don vex

Omo, abi dem dey pay u salary?

agarawu23:
I never see am
I will like to see one

I don jam dem plenty. In short the closest one to me na my cousin,

Tah, you neva see butty wey get man voice that's y

Canme4u:
ayaf quoted you, oya do what you wanna.

Chai this guy dey try me, I be hungry man o, and u know wetin hungry man fit do

Canme4u:

If you quote me again, you go see wetin go happen