₦airaland Forum

barrnchedo:
Our dear sai Baba, the inventor of Western Germany, the amiable friend of WEST Germany President formerly known as Angela Mergel but now renamed Mitchell by our dear president, the only man who has had fixed number of cows for years, the magician who has 1m in his account, no withdrawal, no deposit but his dear wife still managed to donate N150m to a school and spoilt herself with N10m wristwatch and N15m diamond ring on his inauguration day and the kids always shop in the best boutiques abroad and go to the best schools in the UK.
My dear president who is worth N87m in properties but lives in a rented apartment bthough he has 3 mansions in asokoro. Oh my president! How we love you our humble Presido.
Thanks for paying the unemployed youths in cross River creeks with bullets. You promised the unemployed youths N5k monthly and you have delivered. The youths are still loyal sir.
Sir we also thank you for using the most expensive car ever used by a Nigerian President. It is worth only $57k. You are wonderful sir. Always making us proud. We have not forgotten the party Aisha threw when Boko Haram victims were being mourned. It's still part of the mourning sir. She held the party to thank the APC women for voting for our sai Baba and also to tell Okorocha's wife and aregbesola's wife to massage their husbands' backs for owing their states, also to ask amechi's wife to congratulate Amechi for the new fleet of cars the husband gave himself from the rivers states Treasury.
We love you sir. Keep achieving more. We are grateful. Thanks most especially for stopping Boko's activities. They have now relocated to Western Germany to cool off with your friend 'President Mitchell.'
Sai Baba.
Sai baba one chance.
We love u!

ajealadick:
No mind dem. Even the NSCDC spokesman sef I sure say him dey doze during the whole lecture. Let's ask Japan how Fukushima nuclear plant dealt with them.

Charles4075:
lwkmd. Haba bros, take it easy.

sandrannna:
1.A guy was saying he often av erection anytime he sits beside a girl
2. A case of rape was reported in the punch news paper dis morning.
3. Guys are the ones who mostly initiates sex in a relationship. Some guys can't survive in a relationship, else they will discontinue the relationship. Like sex is d life of their relationship, sex maniacs.
4. We have motels, brothels, hotels, all in the satisfaction of males desire for sex.



Guys, why do u like sex so much?

isacolukay:
U fvcked me up. Oya go and edit ur first post and put a dot.

isacolukay:
Lol. No mind that yeye loomer.

kernel504:
Am the omo Igbo... go morning our Southern brothers.

bappahman:
Nigerian Airforce have bombed sambisa nd BH over 4 times just last month

Billygee2u:
so the SS and SE are just mere floor members in APC?

jaymichael:
Bukola Saraki na Abiriba man?

kernel504:
Are you begging ? We are laughing from a distance. Omo Igbo.

NDPVF:
[s][/s]You are in,for one hell of a rough ride.