₦airaland Forum

Yea yea, i did it.
Nah, don't thank me. What are forum-mates for?

MissHatey:
DAONL: Derailers Association Of Nl.
This group has come to stay on NL. We already have the president and vice president. If you want to join, let us know.


We have many benefits and as well as the opposite


Just call on us whenever there's a meaningless thread or a bashing thread.


We are still hiring.
We need P.R.O
Gen Sec
Fin Sec
Treasurer.

Iamnawty, over to you

Rename your group: JIAONL(jobless 1diots association of nairaland). This suits you lots better.

OmaniPadmeHum:
''Jesus please take the wheel, i really can't do this on my own. Please save me from this road i am on''[b][/b]


Not minding your business is the cause of your problems. Hearken.

Fool.. I do not have any problem, it's a fvcking song. Make use of your brain dunce. Hearken!

She is uglee

OmaniPadmeHum:
I will choose 10 million and latter use a meager part of it to buy her gifts and take her out to woo her. SHE WILL EVENTUALLY BELONG TO MY KITCHEN, MY ROOM AND THE OTHER ROOM THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

''Fine girl'' my spiky arse. Her beauty will last for but a season. After that it fades away. 10 million will confidently lay the foundation for my future. Unless she is saying I chose her and she goes out there to make me more than 10 million.

Simple question and you are typing an epistle

Are you kidding me? Should this even be up for debate?

bigkesh:
Let's pretend Pogba is better than Chalobah,for world peace

Oga troll with sense na.



Sorry, you don't have any

NLjona:
but op i dont sleep after zex

Me neither.. It's rather my bae who sleep while i cuddle her.

Which commenter below you? Alakoba! Biko i am a virgin oo. The poster below me is knowledgeable when it comes to this matter, read anything he writes with zest.

Come on you swans.

Charles4075:
Abeg, help me pray make arsenal lose ohhhhh

Na constant k, assanal must lose.. Fear not.

THEcolorGREEN:
@op you're distorting history.

She was "paid" for her services and also NEVER went fully unclad (no matter the amount of money they offered her she would always cover her punny)

Infact she's the first official stripper/showgirl and today the profession is a booming trade.


Once again stop distorting history...she wasn't forced

The blacks are a proud race.. A black woman will never be willing to humiliate herself by exposing her parts. She was both forced and deceived, imagine an illiterate signing a contract. How dafuq did that happen if she wasn't influenced?

jaywise:
History, do we have historians in the house to confirm this

It is true..

Wow.. Just wow

But how dafuq is this romantic? There is a section for this ya know?

elrony:
Why u dey talk like this na?.. they said he was born in Manchester!

So by that natural occurrence according to the haters,he must pay us homage with fraudulent officiating and allow our players to score with their hands too!

Amen, Iseeee, Amin.. All of them join

Lord + Cat = Lordcat

Smallville10:
Jonaifame : this young man is not okay at all... Sometime ago, in Asia somepersons suffered this kind of disease but professional surgeons handled things.

He is suffering from a brain disease known as CONJULATIVE-BROMAZILOSIS, it is a very serious ailment which can lead to permanent brain damage and madness and death... He has to undergo a brain surgery knowns as CONJULATIVE- LIQUIDATOR to remove the disease growth and this will cost nothing less than 5million dollars

+clears throat+ contact me, i will like to donate toward this man's surgery.

Smallville10:
Jesusboiy : this young man is suffering from and incredibly rare ailment known as XENOLIZI-ALIMAZIOSIS also known as NARKOGREDELIOUS-THEOBROMOLAIZIER. This disease has no cure ye but i and my scientists are working on something soon. The disease is as a result of extreme masturbation and degronosis

i knew it!

Adamsmith234:
baba walahi conji wan finish me,ma flat mate wey ah dey use cool down don go another camp baba walahi conji wan finish me,ma flat mate wey ah dey use cool down don go another camp

Your brain follow am go the camp abi?

KissChris:
Another one

DJ KHALED!!

kelval:
and what do we call that kind behaviour? isn't that rudeness? we don't add to peoples pain and sorrow, we should only help bro.. the guy needs a h@ to talk to that yesternite, you could have say something like a bitter truth about his issues instead.. if not for your signature, i'd have sentence you to 10yrs in sambisa forest.. lol.. anyway, am a mad fan of that song. #peace

Bitter truth? But that's what i did. He really needs to fix his english, more than he needs to fix his relationship problems. That is the bitter truth! It's not rudeness, it's being blunt.

Thank you for loving that song.


Oh, fix those blunders! will ya?

teepsee:
thanks. But i practical know their type. Looking for cheap attention, i don't think he is worth mentioning. I wrote something when i wasn't at the right frame of mind, just looking for someone to talk to. But all he could notice and understand is the blunders.

It's well with him oo. Thanks for standing for me. I really appreciate

You weren't in the right frame of mind when you wrote those fresh errors i just highlighted aii? I am beginning to wonder if you are ever in the right frame of mind. Don't fix your english, be chasing girlfriends and making primary level grammatical blunders upandan. Dummkopf!

DavidTheGeek:
You're not smiling with the OP.

The OP was not smiling with english, he deserves no mercy.

kelval:
you crazy bro.. don't mean to start a fight or something buh you really are.. if to say na gal now, una go help am and even wont mind the probs in the writing buh now here you are pointing out his grammatical error one by one.. if you are to be one of those guys that mark waec, no one will ever have 1 in their MA (Mechanicl Accuracy)..kilode

What makes you think i would have been more lenient if the OP was a girl? Trust me, i will treat a female the same way i treated the OP, i don't care about gender differences.

+yawns+

teepsee:
I have been lying down like over an hour, not knowing what to do how to react. I'm this type of person that takes things calm, but on this, it's like I'm frozen, don't know how to react.
For some times now we have been having issues, but i thought we going to scale through this as usual. We are in a distance relationship, and most of our relationship life has always been on phone.


This night we where chatting and I was angry over one little thing, was telling her. was expecting her to want to put it in place, but next thing I saw was

t........ I'm tired of this relationship
You always nag,you don't appreciate me what so ever
You not supportive
You not caring as you use to


I was like you joking ryt. But bam!!

She was dem serious. I was trying to calm her down by calling her her pet name but she said that was at the past that I should address her by her real name.

That was when i almost shade tears, how will i leave without her, she has always been the one i run to once I'm down. Now, I'm fnckig alone.


What do you guys think, should i still pled with her to give me chance or give her break cause i still love this girl and i know she also love me.

Thanks

Fix them! I mean the numerous grammatical, punctuation and spelling errors you have made. Damn! they are so many! No one cares about your "lovelife" or relationship problems. How can you even handle a relationship when you can't handle simple writting? Fvck your relationship problems dude






Your girlfriend is threatening to "pull out"? Seriously?

I am not gonna say i know these already..

SHITT! I just said it

RIP MARIA JOSE BORGES

solomonbrown64:
....... [b]... Sometimes, I do wonder why this thread exists, what is the actual purpose of this thread other than trolling and mocking the players of other teams. I mean this is the Arsenal thread, a thread to talk about Arsenal and all that concerns it not to exchange words on Barber 2 Barber nonsense. Someone said there is nothing to talk about or complain or whatever, is that fellow kidding or what?
....
We have Giroud to talk on, whom I think would have very useful against a team like Burnley... We hear of the toe injury that has refused to heal and we ain't worried?...
...Or the fact that Sanchez might not be at his best on Saturday due to the jet lag of traveling across continents. I hope we fans know that without him at his optimal best, we are in trouble.
... Walcott was abysmal playing for his shitty country and if he carries that form to Saturday, we would be in some trouble as His replacement Chamberlain doesn't even what to do with the ball or knows why he is even in the team... Perez is just returning from injury and as such cannot start on Saturday, which points to a mild striker crises and yet, some persons say we have no complaints or whatever...
....
We have players on loan; Chambers, Campbell, Wilshere and so on, but yet we have nothing worthwhile to discuss than exchanging words with Trolls and throwing jabs on 100million went soar...
..
I believe if we center our discussion on what concerns our team, this thread will move forward, instead of helping other threads reach higher pages with poor trolling skills and irrelevant comments that holds no water...
.... I am tired of visiting blogs and websites that are doing what we should be doing here.
... We are fans just like them, we can do it too. We are Arsenal, COYG....
....
From a concerned Arsenal fan.... [/b]

hehe.. Such a pity pity ya comrades are dunces

iPopAlomo:
Talk about tactics all you want... come match day... no be una go select team...

True.. Tell these tactician wannabes..