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acidrop:
what about me?

I think Gabby would most love to invite you if you are in Labuan Island, Malaysia.

Yeap sure. ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS!

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INVITE ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!




how about scorpion?

Ohhh yes, I remembered that soap. I LOVEEEEEE th smell of it. Its really good!!! How did you learn to make that anywayz

But the one which I love most was when I was sick the other day, you poured in a mint soap and a little lemon grass and some rose petals for to bath. That was refreshing!

Even if I get scones and bread and hisbiscus, I would love it you know that? My girl dont do this for me and I have 5 gf's in the past, none will do this and none will plant a garden at the back of her house.

heheheh! Looking at the napkin, I was wondering, how on earth did you ever thought of that and this time, what is the name of that folding

I dont know if I were to touch it or not because it looks really nice.

Do you do the same thing for your boy?

Gave who hibiscus

Babe, actually you dont have to do all that. I'm already satisfied and please with the food you brought over.

OH NOTTTTTTTTTT AGAIN. . . . . . Your brother needs to be put in jail!

And why are you in abad mood? Fighting with your cousin brother again?

Oh yes, I saw the tray of Pie, Stew, a jug of orange juice and some of your sunflowers in a vase together with a Good Morning Card! HAHA! You still have some time to give me your gardens and a card. . . I have to say you both are some great cooks. You say you can;t cook and look at you, making a pie out from scratch. Not many people can do that you know? Anyways, it tasted excellent. Can you two pleaseeee cook for me everyday

Gab, Scorpion is in ma house (correction, in your house) with me. He will go to see you after you finish work today. Please get your boy our of there.

acidrop:
datz inside beauty, but which one are u guys talking about physical or heartly

I'm talkin about the overall package

Sorry girl. I'm just being honest.


Gabby, you are right about beauty. Mother Theresa wins it all.

yimiton:
Gosh! are you serious about putting those ladies in a list of beauties? Please open your eyes . I love Marcia Cross, but she aren't even close to being pretty. She's just there. And Queen Latifah, girl, we're talking physical beauty here not strenght of personality or persistence, even the great QL knows she's not close to being physically attractive! and Beyonce. . . , sincerly, I don't know what people see in that lady, she's so far from being pretty to me. I was elated when my best friend and heart throb told me recently that he doesn't see her too! _{Even though he saw some other ladies that made me go green with jealousy}
I love the line up of beautiful ladies, particularly excited about Halle Berry and Demi Moore, but I wish J'Lo wasn't there as well as Angelina Jolie. I don't really see what's so beautiful about those ladies.
One person I think they overlooked though is Alicia Keys. God Bless her gentle soul! she's so so pretty!

       Are you blind? I honestly do think that Queen latifah is drop dead BEAUTIFUL and so is MARCIA CROSS. . .  . Like Queen latifah, I think she has the perfect figure and every women on earth should own her body figure. Dont tell me you're a stick insect flat board fan Ewww. . . . Thats gross. . . [GULP] Are you guys serious about Beyonce Knowles?? Ok, I don't know what to say anymore. . . .  Looks like it has been proven that beauty lies in the hands of the beholder and one man's food is another man's poison.

If I were to say the names mentioned are even more beautiful than the list above:-
2) Julia Roberts - people say her smile is great but I feel she has the biggest mouth on earth that a lamp post can be shoved into her mouth
3) Jennifer Anniston - YIKES! transgendered!
4) Catherinze Zeta Jones- Urghhhh. . . . . Am I seeing a vampire or a woman?
5) Angelina Jolie - Ok, this one is special. She's gorgeous
6) Nicole Kidman - Ohhh . this one is flawless
7) Michelle PFeiffer - I can't even rememeber how the lady look like? Everytime I think back, I only see Heidi Kloom instead!
Demi Moore - HAAAAA!!! Another transgendered
9) Jennifer Lopez - She is ok but not beuatiful. Love her ass and boobs though. . . . .

Oh yes, Alicia Keys is very pretty but I feel sometimes her body preportion is out of balance like sometimes her legs is like a stuffed sausage. . . . and sometimes her belly is like 2 layers of meat . . . Well sometimes. . .

AnthonyKil:
Oooh Thanks Brother. I'll be sooo delighted to do so. When can I start ?

Dont make me beat you up you White Sand Nigger!!!

AnthonyKil:
I want to be a Japanese living in Japan but da females are flat like a flat board. . . . . I would love to meet with Black girls from Africa cause they have da boobs and booty's and their curvacious body turns me on. So hope God could transfer ahh the Japanese girls to Africa and give me all the Africa girls. heheh!

The Brazilians are hot too but I think no girls could beat the Black sexy chicks.

Excuse me school boy. For your information, African ladies have alot of high class value in them and you think they would wanna fall for you ? Dream on dude. . . I think its better if you go F*** da dogs at the streets of India. PERVERT!

DAMN Gabby. . . So much in yo head. . .

Me, Im very proud to be African American.

Gabby, seems to me you love trying out new things and participating in alot of things. . . The other day you gave me a freight. I honestly think you are crazy. . . You are afraid of heights yet you went for that Bungy jumping in New Zealand. . . . DAMN. . . You're nuts in da head. . . And you hate worms yet you wen to eat that worm dish in China. . . EWW!

AnthonyKil:
Banana Boat ride oooohhhh. . . . . Sounds yummy. . . . . Are there any girls involved?

What a Pervert. . . .


No idea Mig. Have never heard of it before. Sorry

Scorp, if it makes you any betta, I am in love with Gabby as well!!! So if you want to ruin everything for her, you have to go through me first you Asshole!!!

I have been living here with Gabby for almost a month and have met her bf. He treats her like a Queen and she treats him like a King. They really love each other so please brotha, dont spoil that.

If I dont know them, I thought they were already married for 30 years!!!

And Scorp, you do not want to mess with her bf. He is not the type to be mess with. . . You are no battle to him. And also based on your staement earlier, he is no Liar or cheater. I know it cause I've seen his pure honesty. If I were to say, you're more of a liar and cheater than he is. . . .

I think if Gabby ends up with you, she will be very sad because you and Anthony are the same. . . .

[size=16pt]Dear Gabby, Please don't come in here for the rest of your life. . . . . .[/size]


Scorpion can you shut the F*** up You home wrecker!!! I'll tell you now. . . Her boyfriend is rich by hisself and he aint dependin on no one to get his fortune. And mind you, they both have decided to migrate anytime soon. They had everything plan out for the future and the way I look at it, theres no chance for you to barge in like that. If you love her so much, why didn't you be a man and admit it a long time ago instead of keeping quiet and now when she have found her lover, you want to screw it all up like that      
Selfish worthless Bastard!

Anthony, can you go punch his face for your sista and tell him to wake up and smell the coffee      

OH SHIT. . . . Have been gone only a few hours and you spit the whole thing out. . . . Scorp!!! Are you aware that this is a Nigerian FORUM Are you retarded or what? And I told you not to say anything or you'll upset her!!! What is wrong with you dude


Gabby, he is just lying. dont buy a word he says. He is drunk and on dope thats why. . . .

gabrywyl:
Heheh! Omarion, don't worry and don't bother my grandma. I told you that she loves Black guys havent I ? So be flattered! Its not very easy to get a Chinese lady to like guys like you you know? The hot tempered kind. . , .Not many CHinese lady likes guys with that trait so you should be honored!

OK, Gab, you are officially crazy. . . . . If she is hot and young I dont mind lady!

gabrywyl:
Hey! Thats not very nice to say that about my brother's girlfriend. What did she do to you

Well, she puts on that sad going to die very soon look everytime I see her! What is wrong with her Is she really going to die? And then I hate it when she eats. . . . For chicken, she would eat it only if theres no skin and no bones and she would make your brother take it out for her. When your brother did it for her and hand it over to her, she would say its gone cold and wanted him to heat it up for her. . . . Same goes for fish and she dont eat oil, no suagr, no salt, no carbs, no dairy products. . . . WHAT DA HELL Why dont you tell her go and eat grass ? She is a RETARD! And I can see your brotha getting annoyed with her especially when the time when he wants to spend time with his friends and she wont let him because she said that he should spend time with her and only her. If thats my girl, I would SLAP HER! Annoying BIATCH!

Gabby, nice picnic today. Love your uncles alot. . . Their sooo cool espeacially Uncle Malique the one from Egypt and Uncle Bernard, the british guy. Their so funny!!! But I am still afraid of your grandma's pervertness. . . She stared at me with that evil smile and wink at me!!! GABBY!!! How am I suppose to live with that

By the way. . . I think your brother's girlfriend is sooo annoying!!!!

Guys, please give her a break. Look, they are dating for 11 months now. I'm at her area and I've seen it all. They look perfect and he is all over her so chill ok?

However Gabby, if he lay a finger on you, pleaseeee leave him ok? And tell me. I'll make sure he gets it from me. . .

And why are you both sharing the same bank account for

Scorpion, You better come in and answer gabby now or I;ll be so busted tomorrow!

gabrywyl:



Are you guys hiding something away from me Omarion, I'm going to your house right now and you better tell me or else!!!

Gabby, Why me Among all of us, I think you should ask Anthony or Scorp. Their the best ones to know more.




See guys? Look what have you cause me into

Scorp. . . you betta listen to your brothas. Its worth it.

Scorp!!! Cut the crap. . . You betta dont cause any trouble or you'll upset her. . . .

AnthonyKil:
No Baby, she loves it. Thanks to you. And since she loves it, I bet you'll like it too. What do ya say girl?
Treat it as a brother helpin out his sister.

DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER YOU PERVERT ASS!!! I'LL BLAST YOU INTO OUTER SPACE YOU Arrow!

Tell us right now as promised.