₦airaland Forum

prixxy7: Currently watchn AIT news now and d news rolling at d bottom says NYSC ORIENTATION VENUES IN SCHOOLS CURRENTLY ON VACATION REMAIN SUSPENDED TO AVERT EBOLA. Pls guys wat do D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mean by d bolded?

I guess it's only affected dos states dat doesn't hav permanent orientation camps lik Niger state which uses secondary school premises as camp. D way I understand tho

Miner13: for your mind you think say na ebola cause am.
why is kogi,lagos and osun stream ii not put on hold

nigeria is anoda name for confusion

I guess if our mates currently at d camp were able to com bak home safe without any1 got d virus,i think we av to pack our loads cos I c no reason dey will delay us

Miner13: take a look at this conversation with my friend this evening.
friend: you still dey house
me: no i dey ya papa house ( i know watin him dey talk o).

me: guy dem talk say dem don postponed am again ooo

friend: sharp guy you no dey carry last. you sure say you finish school.

me: ore se won sepe fun orie ni(friend dem swell for head)

memh is funny again jare

lol funny

tnuola: And possibly test everyone before we enter the camp, then teach people safety precautions. We are adults for Christ sake

abi na. Infected person wen seriously ill can only transmit d disease. If d infected person is still walking,we are still safe!

Why are we Nigerians always act ignorant of our society? EBOLA virus can only be transmitted when d infected person is gravely ill,soap, neutraliser, sunlight, can be used to combact d virus when in contact wit infected person. Why can't dem provide bowls of water,dettol,detergent at every NYSC camp? SO WHAT IS D NYSC DG SMOKING?

Batch B to stream2 ,stream 2 paused cos of EBOLA . Evrytin works for good.i bliv

emeka51: Pls those in Enugu camp is this really how Enugu camp looks like

des pixurz were refrd to as d old OYO camp in a blog I red som monthz ago. U knw our bloggers na , dey mak up stories for d story sake

Samguine: Ogun Camp still dey make sense. Plenty ladies were decamped today just because they missed morning parade intentionally. I am sure guys time dey come.
My ID card has been seized just because I didnt get to the evening parade early yesterday.

Nothing much to report here. Everything has been business as usual. Boring lectures, useless food, streneous parades, overzealous soldiers, hardworking NYSC officials etc.

AdaEkube, Buksich, Cutiepie, Smeeky, Zerray, Darkchocolate, Skateboard and others? how are your respective camps?

Heemah..how is the countdown?

c dis man call samguine abi na penguine I no even knw ,shey na only heemah dey do countdown here? . ASHEWO!!! ASHEWO!!!

jamanuka: Fire drill earlier this morning...we were woken up and matched to parade ground by 12am...Not Funny....but it ended on a high & happy note

WTF!

tnuola: So what has camp mummy got to do with decamping please? :s

bo mind dis old man call nexxy007 abi na James bond 007 b em name

rationalmind: Okay, una dey find camp updates shey?

Make I give una the one wey una go like.

Macuwon had his first camp kiss yesternight.

I hereby use this medium to stay congratulations to him.

E no easy

badt guy macuwon,did he kiss 1 of doz pregnant women?

heemah: sure..better pikin must takea of him mama..lols...

ahhhhhhhhhhh! Heemah n tnuola! Y na? U knw as African modaz do na.

Hissexcellencie: Ah ahn, boss na idiomatic expression naw.

lolz,was onli kidding wit d reply too. My reply was idiomatic xpression too na my quote means I'm too small to b ur boss.abi person wey no get money buy plane dey nid pilot? lol. Wher dem post u? Me na adamawa o

Sean7t9: Yes boss let's move from IB city & 31st is the date man. I Will ask all the details on how my Guy in camp now made his moves when he comes back perhaps on the 26th or so..

alryt boss,will b honoured to av u as my travel pal

Ojestas: make i give you DG's number?

no vex me oo else wetin I do fo 1 guy wey vex me in 1984 I wl do d same 4 u. Abegi! Nobobody shld ask me wetin apun bak den oo else

Hkana: Thanks for the info nifton and kceee, you guys are the best.

But on a lighter note, nifton why you no go dey with kceee instead of charging at mami

Tnuola all these camp mom y'all are sharing, hmmm... I'll b needing one too

u too dey jealous Hkana

Ojestas: its only you who knows my real name here.

lol... just get me 2bottles of CIROC,1 of d most xpensive liquor of our time and I won't tell d DG

Hissexcellencie: No oh! Ayam unfit to lose †ђξ straps of ya sandals for this biz

u c where God take catch u? I no even get money to buy sandal ,so tell me wch sandal u wan lose d straps oo? D 1 I no get?

Ojestas: just one stateon th form. But here, we were asked to write a formal letter to te DG through the state coordinator. Here, u can lists the states as many as you want . . for instance, i wrote "i would be happy if i can be redeployed to any of the south west states very close to my home state to have easy access to the doctor who knows my medical history" cos of the medical report i presented. . Actually, the last time i went to hospital fir treatment was over 10years ago. lol

what if NYSC DG is on dis thread too but chooses to b one of dos ghost nairalanderz? c gobe! .what I can say is welcome to sambisa my friend

Hissexcellencie: Choi!!! Shanyo himself! *comots cap*

na u b my boss na

nifton: Hakuna matata,dey will allow crash in d multipurpose hall if u arrive a day b4 1st.

nice to hear dat,wl hold ma 2ears to d camp early on 31st

slimz10: pls house in the redeployment form pasted on this thread, i wanted to know whether the prefered state someone will indicate is only one or more than one?

only ojestas can answer diz question.

tnuola: Lmao.. Afi camp mom nah

can I ask for more? Kind of oliver twist tho

Sean7t9: Just got this from the Niger Thread...
Here's how the female hostel @ Niger looks like on the outside...

sean7t9, im in for d adamawa/niger camp too,how u dey prepare? I wl b moving frm IB on 31st

heemah: thnks jamanuka..its ok compared to wah av pictured in ma mind...we r plannin on travellin a day before so as to start registratn as soon as camp opens in.d morning..was told we cn pass d nyt at MCAN camp..is dz true??
lorddaywalker, keep kalm..

I'm keepin calm ma'am

jamanuka: tnuola & heemah....this is what the female hostel looks like

am I d only guy on dz thread going to Niger/paiko camp? Chai! tnuola and heemah,abeg una both go b my camp mom oo

dotchez: Hi everyone. Aau, ekpoma. Sociology. Im in stream. Posted to lagos state, been following this thread from that beginning. Make una serve me chikled pepsi abeg

Pepsi? Cra.p, as 4me in ds house we nor dey use sugary tinz welcome visitors again cos it's bad for ur health. Oya! AK47 vodka,Red label,MM,ELLIOT,wch 1 u prefer oo jare our visitor

rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

WTF! That z bullshitz

Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden Love Machine..yes, a Love Machine. Awkward

condom? Love Machine? ,abeg mak u dey teach us as dem dey teach u ooo

jamanuka: Quite true...they weren't true with their registrations then

dat means we gads enter camp as soon as d camp opens on 1st

jamanuka: Light for here na express...if it goes off doesn't take like 5mins for it to come back...Water is available but if u aren't smart u might end up not getting water..for boys hostel no sockets (don't know about girls),but as guy men we do some illegal connection to the light bulbs with our extension...Camp food is manageable...Maami food is quite ok,N200 will fetch u a plate...Will try get pictures for u...

10kz boss, pixurz wl help alot