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Hissexcellencie: you guys are just taking †ђξ fun outta †ђξ whole thing.

somtimz our choices ar made 4 us not by us. Nysc just did and life must continue

Hissexcellencie: this wan no be IceBucket Challenge buh its for fun sha. Lorddaywalker, sokarsenal, sowl, ngozi, heemah & la boo; Cleoqueen. I nominate you guys . Snap & upload a pic of you in ur all white ensemble. #MoneyCannotWaste #Stream2.

for dat 2days wey I go use for camp,trust me I go snap pixurz,pixurz sef go fear me sef no gree snap again.

Abeg o! After nYSC don autocrat dia power,are gonna get paid for august and sptmber alawee? Co's na now dem go dey yarn say we no no use 3wiks for camp o!,we no tell dem say we no wan camp 4 3wiks oo!.na bros EBOLA n big bros boko haram spoil our camp plan o!, so b4 I open my eyes,mak una pay us our entitlements o!

DrPhilABd: to Cutiepie01....

I think I owe u an apology. I really do think I do...Yeah. I'm sorry for "playing wit ur head", I'm sorry for making you believe "blue is red" wen d truth is "blue ain't red". I'm sorry for not apologising to u since. Hp u undastand dt I ws jux in a quest for "crazy fun inna crazy way"...left to me, I neva really wanted to offend or get anyone pissed. Yea ryt, u may still b vexed/pissed off & nt interested in meeting (which I undastand), bt jux knw dt I'm Sorry, sincerely sorry. #bows head & walk away wit a straight face, wit eyes as red as pepper#

u think only Cutiepie dzervez an apology?

Camp or no camp,notin wil change our NYSC certificate. Abegi! My pipu,if d timetable stated 6-7 sept for registration for my geo-zone,doz it means I av to go by dat 6sept? I'm considering stress frm a long diz journey.cant we move a day earlier?

adonismuller: relax,if u gat words for me tell me straight and stop generalizing by saying "Nigerians" cz your father is a Nigerian...well enjoy the consolation!

did I just hear u say father?

emenik08: The same reason y i joined dis house is d same reason y i want to go to that camp. No laff me oo bt i no dey drink n s*x na taboo for my dictionary.

u don't drink? u don't sexxx , u don't club , sori bro,whc planet u from? .

tnuola: Seriously tho, you're in camp ure not enjoying it but you've got stories to tell. People at home want to tell stories too.. I think its really not fair for those in camp right now to go on and on about how camp isn't any fun blabla.. I personally have looked forward to the three weeks for yearsss but we ain't going no wahala.. But please don't come on here going on and on about how hellish camp is, if you were in our shoes I bet you'll react this way or probably worse

so u tink only doz pipu wey go camp gt story to tell? Many ex corpers wl tell u dat same old sh.it story.d story is very common.but wat abt a story no1 eva tell? We all got our side of d story,dsnt av to b same old story #peace#

rationalmind:

This is like when one tells you the travails of poverty and you reply by saying, yes, I want to experience the hunger, I want to experience begging for food, I want to experience begging for transport.

Infact, I want to experience that poverty for three weeks.

Anyway, it seems you won't agree with me and I obviously won't agree with you. So I think it's better we agree to disagree at this moment


Cheers

you always got a nice response. Thumbs up boss

mikedimeji: Guy I no gree ooo they have to pay that money right there in the course of registration. The Acc details is to pay our subsequent monthly whatever they want to pay but that transport/bicycles allowee has to be paid in the camp otherwise the thing we cooked that set the house ablaze na there we go talk am. Lol

badt guy

emenik08: I no dey vex oo bt i no dey like wen pple dey pretend lyk somtin no dey pain dem. The major tin dat 95% of d pple i v seen luk 4wrd to is d campin. It is only wen we leave our comfort zone dat we will really no wat we r wired for. Most pple discover dia talent durin periods lyk dis bt due to biasd mindset or our basin judgement on wat my broda or my frnd or my sister told me one will be jubilatin dat he/she won't be goin for d '3wks hell fire'. Its quite funny

sure we all looking 4wad to d camping,but now that there won't b any camp nko? Wetin man go do?

Hissexcellencie: this stream2 movie izz just a load of crap! Anyways who get surebets for today and †ђξ weekend? Sokarsenal, lorddaywalker? Anyone?

let me go tru d betting xperts site n get bak 2 u joor

heemah: Pman no get farm ni...e for sweet my mind

funny u heemah.

GoldenHrt2k14: They should just b bold enuf to say, they have squandered the money given to them for stream 2..... Instead of all these unnecessary stories...... But they shouldn't just try eating someone's alawee oooo cos it wil definitely hook them and dey must vomit it.....
Am just so frustrated ryt now, but sha hoping there is light at the end of the tunnel. Am stil thinking on wat to tell my people dis tym around...

june/july to august,august to september1,now september1 to diff geographical zone. Who go bliv us?

emeka51: I really like this idea for me I love this idea

me too,its far much more beta dan suspending till further notice

heemah: Not only u..infact ma rubber shoe, wea i wan wear am go

to d farm

Sowl: Dats hw its supposed 2b bro,but d hanky panky and hilly-billy circumstances NySC is subjectin us 2 is pertubin and perplexing,as a sure 9ja boy wit instincts of survival it wld b beta advised 2go on d 1st and stay d whole 8days duration of d registration 4dose of us willing 2redploy so as 2b sure of gettin a beta postin........ Where my guy sokarsenal,plz 4get arsenal vs besiktas match dis 9te oo........ I need ur sagacious brainstormin xpertise so as 2get a panacea 2dis conundrum

I think for dos of us willing to redeploy,we av to go as early as we can cox d duration schedule for our geo-zone registration won't b enof to do all dat.can we process our redeployment within 1day? I guess not

tnuola: Right now I don't know I feel,i think I'll come back to express myself tomorrow.. My 6 shorts, 12 shirts, 1 dozen white socks, towel, Bedsheets , pillowcase etc..... I'm just sad at my investment.... Good night

notin is waste ma'am,dnt forget only 3weeks camp cut short, u still av a lot CDS and to go,so d whites shirts and the white tennis are useful 4 a whole year.for ur provisionz,u gotta nid dos chilled tea or flakes aftr a stressful PPAS. As for me,na me go market buy 8white shirts,2tennis, provisions,3shorts etc mak I use am 4 NYSc n now dem talk say dem no want,shey I go troway am ni.i go dey use ma stuffs groove joor

Sowl: Bro hw ona wan take look soldier face 4dia wey u no sabi anybody

lolz

dannyabba: LOL!! What if soldiers come to chase us out?

dey won't dare us na,since dem knw wetin dey on ground too

chymar: There's no problem sir, if you go 31st August sef nobody go chase you comot. The most important thing is that you understood the English, and you have the right to make yoour choice.

wev heard a lot of news,guess going early wil enlightened us more rather dan stayin at home whyle anoda tin is goin on in d camp

heemah: hmmmnnn..i must confess dz news hurt me seriously....been lookin forward to d 3wks orientation, drilling, SAED, meeting new people and all that....well, i believe its for d best! tnuola, tiffanyj, lorddaywalker and newguy, wea una dey?? friendships moi..Snce i fall under North central, dz means we wnt evn meet! hmmnnn.so sad bou d whole issh sef!!

present ma! I bliv evrytin workz 4 gud

heemah: Dont know if this is supposed to be goodnews or bad news for stream II corpers
DATES FOR REGISTRATION OF PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS FOR 2014 BATCH 'B' ABRIDGED ORIENTATION COURSE
1.In consideration of the presidential pronouncement that all schools should not reopen at this time of national health emergency, the abridged version of the 2014 Batch 'B' orientation course is scheduled to commence from 1st to 8th September, 2014. Prospective corps members deployed to the affected states scheduled for the exercise are to report at the designated orientation camps reflected in their Call-Up Letters for registration. In order to ensure seamless exercise, prospective corps members are advised to report on the dates indicated in the time table presented hereunder. The grouping is in accordance with the geo-political zones where the corps members come from.
S/NSTATE OF DEPLOYMENTCAMP ADDRESSGEOPOLITICAL ZONEDATE OF REGISTRATION
1ADAMAWA
NIGER STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, (Former Abubakar, Dada Senior Secondary School) Paiko, Niger State.NORTH CENTRAL1st - 3rd SEPT., 2014
Noth West4th - 5th SEPT., 2014
South West6th - 7th SEPT., 2014
South South/South East/ North East8th SEPT., 2014
2BAUCHIPLATEAU STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Mangu Local Government Area, Mangu, Plateau State.North Central1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South South5th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East8th Sept, 2014
3BORNONASARAWA STATE: Magaji Dan-Yamusa Permanent Orientation Camp Keffi, Nasarawa State.North Central1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West4th – 5th Sept, 2014
South East/South West/South South/North East6th – 8th Sept, 2014
4GOMBEBENUE STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Wannune, Tarka Local Government Area, Kilometer 35 Makurdi Gboko, Road, Benue StateNorth Central1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North West4th – 6th Sept, 2014
South West/South South6th – 7th Sept, 2014
South East/North East8th Sept, 2014
5JIGAWAKADUNA STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kaduna-Abuja Road, Kaduna State.North Central1st - 3rd Sept, 2014
North East4th - 5th Sept, 2014
South South6th Sept, 2014
North West/South West/South East7th - 8th Sept, 2014
6KANOKOGI STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Asaya, Kabba Local Government Area, Kogi State.North Central1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North East3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/South South5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North East7th - 8th Sept, 2014
7LAGOSLAGOS STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Iyana Ipaja, Agege, Lagos State.North East1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
South South3th - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/North West/South West7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8OSUNOSUN STATE: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Aisu College Hospital Road, Ede North Local Government Area, Ede, Osun State.North East1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West3rd - 4th Sept, 2014
North Central5th - 6th Sept, 2014
South East/South South/South West7th - 8th Sept, 2014
8YOBEFCT: NYSC Permanent Orientation Camp, Kubwa, Bwari Area Council, FCT.South South1st - 2nd Sept, 2014
North West3th - 4th Sept, 2014
South West/North East5th - 6th Sept, 2014
North Central/South East7th - 8th Sept, 2014
2.Prospective corps members are to come along with details of their bank accounts as follows:.
i.Account Name:
ii.Bank Name:
iii.Account Number:
iv.Sort Code:
3.Prospective Corps members are to equally note that the registration process will not take more than one hour. Thereafter, they are to collect their kits and proceed immediately to their states of deployment or relocation as the case may be for the completion of the remaining formalities..
4.Wish you a very successful and hitch-free exercise
5.Thank you
6.MANAGEMENT

if I tell u say I understand,na lie

adonismuller: I just typed a 2 paged message and sent to the number designated as d DG's number(09035227992)...begging him to put up something in their website to clarify the whole rumor.....and after 3 minutes he sent me a message saying "the camp will still hold".. I think I am relieved now!

@adonismuller,hope no b scope u dey giv us sha? ,im relieved too tho

yokiti: .
This is the first time I will be hearing that your medical issue/ challenge will be written on your NYSC discharge certificate.

OK BOSS!

mikedimeji: Result will cancel insult it's just a matter of time

yoruba adage says "ireti pipe ma n se okan nirewesi ni" how long are we gonna wait!

Diz question goes to Oga Yokiti(oga is silent) I knw our redeployment is certain if we ar to bliv d NYSC talk,but for me to be redeployed to my state of choice,i was tryn to arrange a medical bt sm1 is telling me d medical iss wl b written on my Nysc certificate.how true is dis?

DigitalPastor: I no just reply them and i refused to show my call-up

me don answer questions tire,since lastyear February wey person don grad. Me no even dey dey put down my face anymore to entertain any sort of stupid questns. Nobody blivz me,only GOD

emeka51: Even if Nysc want to carry out any news y will it be on a private station y not NTA or Radio NIGERIA. Pls I'll likel to urge we graduates that before you spread any news also wait for the main source and carefully carry our the analysis b4 spreading news. Even if Nysc wanted to carry out suspension y not not Lagos and Enugu places where issue of Ebola have been reported.

channels news is more reliable dan any private TV news

heemah: Aii dear..dunno wah to bylv..r we still goin september or not??

we ar all confused as you are too. Let's wait till d lastweek of d month

This news don turn our favourite thread to a graveyard(too dull n silent).pipu ar vexing!

heemah: Niger camp now has a permanemt camp cuz d address reads Nysc permanent Orientation camp, former Abubakar Dada Senior Secondary School, Paiki, Niger State.

why is niger state affected then, so far dey ain't using skoolz.