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Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Return Again To Lead Nigeria In Remaining Afcon Qualifiers. by lorddubic: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2014
lmao! Nigerian Football administrations suffering epileptic jijimatism and pakinsism from 000.000AD


It can only be Nigeria! What a rushhhhhhhhh! I sidon dey look.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AWC Final (2 - 0) On 25th October 2014 by lorddubic: 11:16am On Oct 25, 2014
Falcons ruling Africa since 001AD.. I no fear d cameroonians. I fear what will happen to them..
Nairaland / General / My Left Palm Took My Time! by lorddubic: 8:25am On Oct 23, 2014
I held my house key in my LEFT PALM, and was searching for it all over the house for almost 30minutes... Jeezzzz! Very annoying. I almost lashed myself with Cain.

I have been wondering, What usually causes this deficiency. Could it be Nature? Has it happened to you before?

Please I need your views, and how to prevent it from happening.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Players Listed As SUPER FALCONS Players On CAF Website by lorddubic: 8:11am On Oct 23, 2014
Lmao! My eyes can't believe me.
Sports / Re: We Sacked Keshi To Save His Life – NFF by lorddubic: 10:05am On Oct 17, 2014
And how does sacking him provide employment for me...and others in my shoes?

Still unemployed....

obasi.jamesnd@gmail.com
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Can Still Qualify For AFCON 2015. by lorddubic: 11:40pm On Oct 12, 2014
Super eagles breaking peoples heart since 2AD
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast: AWC (4 - 2) On 10th October 2014 by lorddubic: 11:53am On Oct 09, 2014
Falcons ruling Africa since 1413BCE.
Culture / Re: How Do You Call These Colours In Your Local Dialect? by lorddubic: 6:25am On Oct 09, 2014
[quote author=fatboislim post=26983621]In Igbo we call
Black = ojii
Brown = uro uro or aja aja
Blue = eligwe eligwe (sky)
Orange = oroma oroma
Gray = ntu ntu
Gold = olaedo
Red = Obara obara
Violet = ana ana
Green = akwukwo ndu
Pink = pinki

I hail you. Na only don try here...kp igbo flying.

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Jokes Etc / When You Dump A Girl! by lorddubic: 12:21am On Oct 03, 2014
1.When you dump a girl from
OSUN state - she'll create a
scene and disgrace you.
2.When you dump a girl from
CALABAR - she'll beat you up & force you to
love
her again wether you like it or not.
3.When you dump a girl from
ABUJA - she'll cry day & night.
4.When you dump a girl from
BENIN - she'll bewitch you &
you'll wake up with boils on your face.
5.When you dump an ENUGU
girl - she'll take your name to
the shrine.
6.When you dump a girl from
IMO - she wont even notice it cos she has so
many
sugar daddies. 7.When you dump a girl from
WARRI - she'll turn her
bedroom into a brewery &
drink all sort of drinks until she becomes
high.
8.When you dump a girl from LAGOS - she'll
go
round & sleep with all your friends.
9.Don't you wanna know
about PORT HARCOURT girls? dump her
today, in
2weeks
time she invites you for her wedding.
10.Dump a girl from ANAMBRA - she will
tempt your
father and become your stepmother.
11.Dump a girl from KANO -
she'll report you to her dad in the army &
you will
marry her at the point of a gun.
12.Dump an ABIA girl - and she will burn
your property and tell you sorry.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl - and
you see her the next day in your house with
your
brother.
14. Dump a girl from AKWA-
IBOM - she gangs up with her friends to rape
you. 15. Dump a girl from BENUE -
am sorry you already have aids.
16)What of if u dump Ebonyi girl what will
happen?
Jokes Etc / Be Honest With This! by lorddubic: 10:01pm On Sep 23, 2014
Would U still leave ur teeth if they R gold, each amounts to N15million?
Nairaland / General / WHO SAYS IT MATTERS? by lorddubic: 8:10pm On Sep 22, 2014
Hi pals, I cannot hold it anymore than to make this an open discussion. I have thought about it for long, yet I don't think I'm any where near the answer:
The question is DOES IT REALLY MATTER WHAT GRADE ONE GRADUATES WITH FROM UNIVERSITY OR POLYTECHNIC?

I am asking this question because before going to university friends and family members encouraged me to be studious so as to come out with a better grade. I heeded to the advice and came out with 2.1, unfortunately no job.

To worsen the issue I came out to meet others who have graduated years before me with better grades, even more brilliant, yet no job.

However, making it more pathetic, gruesome, almost regretful is the GLARING FACT that most people we termed to be Unserious students, block heads or jonka boys are the ones with jobs-they graduated with what we know as low grades.

The question: Does it still matter what you graduate with?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Judgement? by lorddubic: 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2014
Nedu2000. It wasnt a paper recharge. And customer care line wasnt going through since there was a system breakdwn from the network provider.
Nairaland / General / What Is Your Judgement? by lorddubic: 3:37pm On Sep 18, 2014
A man living at ALAGDADO, very close to SANGO OTA, Visited Ebutte Meta, on his way home still at Ebutte Meta he decides to buy N500 recharge card, unfortunately he couldnt load the card due to network fairlure. After several attempts he decided to leave the card with the card vendor, however the vendor insisted that the man should pay for the card, on the opinion that since it was a network issue that the network provider will eventually award the card to the man; but the man refused to pay also insisting that he cannot pay for a card he didnt recharge. To cut the long story short, the situation turned into an issue between the vendor and the buyer.

Opinion 1: some said the man shouldnt pay for the card

Opinion 2: others said he should pay for the card

Whats your stake on this? Give reasons please.
Food / Re: Which Do You Prefer Between Chicken And Turkey? by lorddubic: 5:27pm On Sep 15, 2014
Please someone who knows this people should help before I get caught. Don't even have transportation to waste. I got this message on my phone earlier today:

TITLED: INTERVIEW
you have been shortlisted for a job interview on wed, time 2pm. At No 14 Toyin st opp St. Leo Catholic church Ikeja Lagos. Code: Tmim76342097.

Please is it real people or fake?
Romance / Re: When Your Car Breaks Down On A Date by lorddubic: 5:25pm On Sep 15, 2014
Please someone who knows this people should help before I get caught. Don't even have transportation to waste. I got this message on my phone earlier today:

TITLED: INTERVIEW
you have been shortlisted for a job interview on wed, time 2pm. At No 14 Toyin st opp St. Leo Catholic church Ikeja Lagos. Code: Tmim76342097.

Please is it real people or fake?
Politics / Re: US Plane Spots Abducted Chibok Girls by lorddubic: 9:37pm On Aug 07, 2014
Confused people
Politics / US Plane Spots Abducted Chibok Girls by lorddubic: 12:47am On Aug 07, 2014
Surveillance flights by United States plane over the northeastern part of the country spotted the abducted Chibok girls in early July, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal on Tuesday.

The surveillance suggests that at least some of the 219 schoolgirls still held captive have not been forced into marriage or sex slavery, as had been feared, but instead are being used as bargaining chips for the release of prisoners.

The paper said the U.S. aerial imagery matches what Nigerian officials say they hear from those who have interacted with the Islamist insurgency that some of Boko Haram’s most famous set of captives are getting special treatment, compared with the hundreds of other girls the group is suspected to have kidnapped.

Boko Haram appears to have seen the schoolgirls as of higher value, given the global attention paid to their plight, the officials said.

The report said the plane spotted a group of 60 to 70 girls held in an open field, quoting two U.S. defense officials.

“Late last month, they spotted a set of roughly 40 girls in a different field,” it said.

When surveillance flights returned, both sets of girls had been moved. U.S. intelligence analysts say they don’t have enough information to confirm whether the two groups of girls they saw are the same.

They also can’t say whether those groups included any of the girls the group has held since April. But U.S. and Nigerian officials said they believe they are indeed those schoolgirls.

“It’s unusual to find a large group of young women like that in an open space,” said one U.S. defense official. “We’re assuming they’re not a rock band of hippies out there camping.”

A wave of intermediaries acting on their own has tried to negotiate the girls’ release, the Presidential media aide, Mr. Reuben Abati told the paper, adding that the President Goodluck Jonathan has neither authorized nor discouraged those efforts.

Several of those intermediaries have said Boko Haram’s leader, Abubakar Shekau, has ordered his fighters to treat the girls as valuable hostages—not sex slaves—one senior security adviser said quoted as saying.

“He gave a directive that anybody found touching any of the girls should be killed immediately,” the adviser said. “If true, it is cheering.”

The Coordinator, National Information Centre, Mike Omeri, said he has no information on the reported sighting of the girls, but added that it tallied with the claim by the Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal, Alex Badeh, that the military knew where the girls are.

“I don’t have any information in this, but remember that the CDS had said the military knew where the girls are,” he stated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Please Help by lorddubic: 9:37pm On Aug 05, 2014
Got this message tonight:

Please advice what should I do?

You are invited to an interview schedule tomorrow Wednesday 06/08/2014 at
205 Borno-way off ladipo street, Total bustop, Oyingbo,Lagos, by 1pm.

Not sure if this is a real job or scam.

Please who knows this place and has anyone received similar invitation? Don't really know the area. Please Mod help me move to front page. I am an applicant.

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